The main purpose of this website is for me to share my "stories." I have become somewhat of a local legend for these, so I figure it's about time they hit the 'net. I don't know what else to put here, but since I can't have a homepage with 2 sentences on it, I'll make this the about the author section.
At the tender age of 12, I watched Patton Oswalt: No reason to complain. I had to learn more. I had never been interested in stand up comedy before, but after this that had all changed. I watched more and more and more. I decided that I wanted to be just like them. I have since gathered up a menagerie of my own experiences and made them my "stories." I have been telling stories since I was 6, with the epic chronicles of Dinnon Dirty and Bad Candybar, loosely based on my best friend and myself. Since 8 I have been making comics and random pictures, ranging from my first comic, Bologney Man, to pictures of my friends being mauled/killed in random and hilarious ways. Fast forward back to age 12. I wrote my first actual story, Mr Jolly, about the adventures of an insane and deranged ice cream man. After that, I started the long-running series "Celebrity Lost," the stories of 5 celebrities trapped on an island. It went on for 3 years, gathering up over 30 pages, front and back, of dialog. I have been passing on my current stories orally since about late September, early October of 2006. Now, those stories will be chronicled here.
