British Lion Football Club

British Lion OC Teamates.....

Darren Brown aka Browner:

1) Best Trainer?

Danny Powell just never stops running always put's in 100%

2) Worst Trainer?

Rob Drown Prefers the flicks and tricks to hard work

3) Most Intelligent?

Big daddy dunk or the gaffa

4) Least Intelligent?

Got to be Padget and his Tractor the farm boy!!

5) Worst Dress sense?

Rob Drown (just for the crunchis tea shirt)

6) Hard Man

Hard Man close between Big Daddy Dunk and Mr Webster

7) Most Skilful?

Rob or Endo both do things i can't even think about

8) Quickest Player?

Webby or Dunk oh no sorry quickest that would prob be Tom Evans!

9) Biggest Moaner?

On the pitch The British Lion OC legend that is Webby off  Rob Drown every time he's asked to get a round in!

10) The Joker?

Apart from me Webby and the Paget are always good for a laugh

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Again apart from me! i'd have to say Tom Evans he takes ages doing his hair!

Danny Rawlings aka Chopper Rawlings:

1) Best Trainer?

Daffy, always there 

 2) Worst Trainer?

Rob Drown, cant score in those small goals for shit

3) Most Intelligent?

Browner on the field

4) Least Intelligent?

Mikey, just a guess!!

5) Worst Dress sense?

Olly, wit the colourful goalkeeping trousers

6) Hard Man

Dunk

7) Most Skilful?

Danny Powell

8) Quickest Player?

Tom Evans maybe

9) Biggest Moaner?

Rob

10) The Joker?

The British Lion OC legend that is Webby

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Dunk

Luke Hunneyball aka Huzza:

1) Best Trainer?

Myself because i always workmysocks off at training

2) Worst Trainer?

Rob Drown because he's always complainingof a bad toe

3) Most Intelligent?

Daffy because heis like a wise old owl,very intelligent

4) Least Intelligent?

 Luke Enderby, he's the youngest we think he skipped scholl alot.as he always says to us two plus two is five.

5) Worst Dress sense?

Our manager Olly, he has some classic outfits,if it isn'tis tight black shorts,it'shis 1960's american football,multi coloured pants.

6) Hard Man

Rawlings,the chopper,need i say ne more.

7) Most Skilful?

Luke Enderby he's got a lot of tricks,too many for his own good.

8) Quickest Player?

Danny Powell the bold mistro

9) Biggest Moaner?

Webby the big man ,if his c*ck was as big as his mouth he'd have no problems pulling the ladies.

10) The Joker?

Tommy Evans, he always like a joke a two. he'slike the adult that never grew up

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

i'd have to say myself, haven't really looked at other peoples.

Andrew Webster aka Webby:

1) Best Trainer?

Rob Drown...always up for any training on any night.

2) Worst Trainer?

Me... I hate playing 5 a side it dosent suite my style of football

3) Most Intelligent?

Olly....His inane knowledge of eastern europe and anything military is a joy to listen to.

4) Least Intelligent?

Mikey...purely on the basis of him being Scottish!!!

5) Worst Dress sense?

Olly again, those god awful american football team jogging bottoms are the cream of his wardrobe...have also seen Tom and Rob in some delightfull combinations

6) Hard Man

Me and Dunc, but in such different ways

7) Most Skilful?

Danny Powell and Endo, both do things with a football that i can only dream of...b*stards!!!!

8) Quickest Player?

Danny again but Tom Evans is no slouch

9) Biggest Moaner?

Me, i can always find something to moan about!!

10) The Joker?

Fran...his scouse humour is great.

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Me of course!!!!

Rob Drown aka Harry:

1) Best Trainer?

John Stockman. Nearly always attends and when he doesnt he always lets you know.

2) Worst Trainer?

Probably me, terrible shooting bt we all know it comes good in a game!

3) Most Intelligent?

(Dave Crawford) Daffy, but you have to pretend he doesn't support Newcastle

4) Least Intelligent?

Luke Enderby/Mikey O'Donnell hard to choose between the two. Although Endo is 12 yrs younger so il give him the benefit of doubt and say mikey.

5) Worst Dress sense?

Phil Oliver - No designer clothes

6) Hard Man

"Chopper" Rawlingss. I wouldnt wana go in for a 50/50 with that animal!!

7) Most Skilful?

Luke Enderby, brilliant skill at training just needs to learn how to do it on a big pitch!!

8) Quickest Player?

 Tom Evans is always claiming he is so il say him!

9) Biggest Moaner?

The British Lion OC legend that is Webby. He's got alot to moan about if he's playing up front wit Endo or Tom!

10) The Joker?

Webby, because hes an Oxf*rd shit Fan. You have to have a good sense of humour to follow them!!

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

umm probably Danny Powell. He takes ages washing his hair!

Phill Oliver aka Olly or 'Gaffa':

1) Best Trainer?

Definitely used to be the Adidas Trimm Trab and good to see they have bought back this classic trainer. Other than that the Adidas Lendl's were also a good range. Also quite like some of the Lacoste trainers as well.

2) Worst Trainer?

can't stand Nike's or Puma trainers.

3) Most Intelligent?

me!!! I defy anyone else in the squad to have an IQ of over 135 and be a member of Mensa. 98th percentile dear chaps!!!

 4) Least Intelligent?

there are quite a few who come out with things that could warrant this accolade.

5) Worst Dress sense?

Hully's baseball cap and tops warrant a mention but undoubtedly Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum - Evans and Drown with their illfitting jeans, and matchuing T shirts and caps takes the prize.

6) Hard Man

Pound for Pound, Danny "Chopper" Rawlingsgs. However, you can be hard and not have to act it. Or you could just be a psycho!

7) Most Skilful?

Now that I have retired then that has to go to Rob or Danny Powell. Both are magicians on the ball.

8) Quickest Player?

Webby with the Town End after him. Failing that half the squad when I remind them it is their round. Heard Westy is pretty sharp

9) Biggest Moaner?

Webby or Dunk !!!! The Bar OC legend that is Webby about everyone else, Dunk about his collapsing body.

10) The Joker?

No one in particular but Browner does have his quick one liners as does Mr Webster.

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Can't say I look at the players' penises when they are in there and anyone who answers this must be gay.

Dave Crawford aka Daffy:

1) Best Trainer?

Luke Enderby, only person to cycle to training

2) Worst Trainer?

John Stockman, Never turns up! 

3) Most Intelligent?

 Daffy, lacks pace but reads the game well

4) Least Intelligent?

Rob Drown (after 10 pints)

5) Worst Dress sense?

 Olly, (those multi coloured trousers at training are shocking!)

 6) Hard Man

Hard Man Dunc, straight from the book of 1970's "have it" defending

7) Most Skilful?

 Luke Enderby, (Like C.Ronaldo on speed at training)

8) Quickest Player?

Quickest Player? Luke Hunneyball (just a little bit faster than me!)

9) Biggest Moaner?

Webby, (never shuts up on a sunday morning)

10) The Joker?

Browner, always got a wisecrack reply

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Ron Jeremy (can't think of anyone else?

Tom Evans aka Anyone from Busted or Mc Fly:

1) Best Trainer?

Danny Rawlings - goes in like a steam train on his own players & when hes up against Webby he dosent sherk a challenge much to the big mans delight!!

2) Worst Trainer?

Rob Drown............ may as well qualify for a chiropodist with the amount of toe injurys he complains of!!

3) Most Intelligent?

Fran with out a doubt! Takes a genuius to be able to pick any lock thats he comes across!

4) Least Intelligent?

Have to say Stockers... still cant figure out how to answer his bloody phone 

5) Worst Dress sense?

Well being a fahion expert i will have to say the gaffa, i really dont think the UK is ready for his European outfits 

6) Hard Man

Most of the team just look scary  but i will have to go for The Big daddy dunk, out for 6 week after most matches but still manages to play 90 the next week 

7) Most Skilful?

Have to say Luke Enderby as hes got the word Derby in his surname... so he has to be gifted

8) Quickest Player?

Well would say Myself but after me i would say it has to be Danny Powell

9) Biggest Moaner?

Webby has to win this its like are very own fog horn at times 

10) The Joker?

Have to say Darren Brown always up for a a joke or 20!! + tried to flush my head down the crown toilets for no reason last season one saturday night!!

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Well the gaffa dosent have a party trick called the 'White Elephant' for nothing 

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