Name: James Muir
Age: 18
Position: striker
Team you support and why? bristol city because they r quality
Team you Hate and why? bristol rovers cuz they r shit
Favourite Current player for your team? Ivan sproule = rapid
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? John atyeo
Player outside of your club you want in your side? fernando torres
Your clubs best ever signing? jaki jachenovski
Your clubs worst ever signing? grant smith
Your best moment whilst watching your team? winning 2-1 against hartlepool 1-0 down 2 mins to go semi final playoffs
Your worst moment? gettin banned
Most hated player in football and why? mmmmm not sure
Funniest moment in football? mmmmmm not sure
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? your sister is ur mother ur uncle is ur brother they always shag each other the Hartley family dudu do dudu do dudu do
Footballing Claim to Fame? scoring 26 of devizes blues 32 league goals in a season
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? leroy lita!
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? wembley becuase its the home of football
Finally what would be your motto in football? never ive up !!!!
The Guv'nor - Adam Bewley
Position: Centre forward
Team you Hate and why? Ars*nal
Favourite Current player for your team? Jonathan Woodgate....got a feeling it might be Luka Modric soon though!
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? Teddy Sheringham, Klinsmann, Stefan Freund, Michael Carrick
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Gattuso
Your clubs best ever signing? Woodgate! Won us the Carling Cup, although Bale was a coup
Your clubs worst ever signing? Nicola Berti? Beniot Assou Akotto? Ramon Vega? ......long list!
Your best moment whilst watching your team? Beating Southampton 5-1 will take some beating!!
Your worst moment whilst watching your team? Being 1 up away to Birmingham singing going down going down, for them to go and score through Stephen Clemence and them singing back we got ourselves a bargain, we got ourselves a bargain
Most hated player in football and why? Drogba and Adebayour
Funniest moment in football? Jimmy Bullard diving on top of a bundle whilst playing for Wigan!!!
funiest football chant you have heard? Purely for where we were There were 10 German Bombers in the air........................... and V-a-n P-e-r-s-i-e when the girl says no m-o-l-e-s-t her (to Artful dodgers rewind!) and my personal favourite Sol, Sol Wherever you maybe, your on the verge of luncay, and we don't care if your hanging from a tree, you judas c**t with HIV
footballing Claim to Fame? Training with Birminghams Youth Team? Being the no1 youth coach in Wiltshire, producing the memorial booklet for Brian Cloughs memorial dinner and meeting the bigtimers!
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? Adam Bewley.....ooo Professional! Berbatov, Keane, Sheringham
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? White Hart Lane
Finally what would be your motto in football? Commitment, discipline, teamwork = success
The Secretary - Phil Oliver
Team you support and why? - Swindon Town & NK Dinamo Zagreb. Swindon cos Im live in Wiltshire (now), Dinamo cos I have always had a soft spot for Croatia, and I met some of Dinamo's Bad Blue Boys in Euro 96 who were top lads
Team you Hate and why? Oxf*rd - local scum, Gillingham - Pikey scum
Favourite Current player for your team? Good question, most are shite but I suppose probably Jack Smith or Curtis Weston.
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? - Shaun Taylor, Chris Kamara, Sam Parkin, Duncan Shearer, Ross McLaren.... any of those were model professionals
Player outside of your club you want in your side? I'd l;ove Sam Parkin back
Your clubs best ever signing? Steve White - surprisingly given a free transfer by Bristol Rovers. 111 goals in 252 starts is pretty impressive
Your clubs worst ever signing? It makes my blood boil to even think of the c***. Joey Beauchamp - what a wanker!!!!
Your best moment whilst watching your team? Winning at Wembley to gain promotion to Premiership. Any time when we beat Oxf*rd
Your worst moment? Losing at home to Dagenham in FA Cup. At that time we had never been beaten at home by non-league side (now its a regular occurrence). Beauchamp scoring against us playing for Oxf*rd and giving it large in front of us.
Most hated player in football and why? See worst ever signing....Grrr
Funniest moment in football? Fredrick Darras of Swindon poking John Aldridge in eye with a single finger and watching the scouse cunt get booked for his protest. Also, against Pompey once I spent 88mins slagging off their sub (John Durnin) for being ex-Oxf*rd and losing his licence for drink driving. He came off the bench with score 0-0 in the last minute. scored with his first touch and ran straight to me and pretended to pour pints down his throat. Funny as f**k even if the joke was on me.
Funniest Football Chant you have heard?
(To the marching chant of Full metal Jacket - repeat each line)
Swindon Boys and we're singing a song
We've all got dinkles 3ft long
We're good boys and we don't fight
We just get pissed on a Saturday night
There was Smiffy laying in the bath
Playing with dinkle and having a laugh
He gave a cry and shot his load
He almost burst the overflow
There was Whelan laying in bed
Playing with his dinkle the neds all red
You wanna see the size of Whelan's dong
Its 3ft wide and 6ft long
Olly lets his dinkle dangle
He got it caught in the kitchen mangle
Its nearly the same as Whelan's dong
Except its 6ft wide and only 3ft long
Oxf*rd girls keep their legs shut tight
But they open to the boys in Red & White
We know their used to a smaller size
But with the Swindon boys you'l get a big surprise
(There are other verses but you get the drift. Had many a set fans around the league laughing when we sung that one)
Footballing Claim to Fame? - Probably played on more league grounds than anyone in the team - Oldham, Exeter, Swindon, Luton, Doncaster, Tranmere, Torquay. Marked a Marlow Town striker out of a game, who the following week scored twice against Spurs at White Hart Lane in FA Cup. Nephew is a professional goalkeeper (originally trained by me).
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? I would like to think Franco Baresi or Franz Beckenbauerbut in all honesty its more like Matt Elliott or Steve Walsh (ex-Leicester centre halves)
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? - None really, though scoring a last minute winner for England in a packed Hampden Park has nice ring to it.
Finally what would be your motto in football? "If you can't kick the ball, kick the man" Seriously though, "Fight every inch for 90 minutes, and make sure that when you walk off the pitch at the end, you have honestly given it your best shot"
Dave Crawford - Defender & Club Captain
Name: Dave Crawford
Age: Nearly 33
Position: Centre Back
Team you support and why? Newcastle, Born there, Family influence
Team you Hate and why? Chelsea, Sunderland. Chelsea are overpaid winging bastards! Sunderland speaks for itself
Favourite Current player for your team? Prob Steve Taylor
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? Rob Lee and Peter Beardsley
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Torres
Your clubs best ever signing? Les Ferdinand
Your clubs worst ever signing? This list is too long!!!, but i'll give you a few, Marcelino, Alan Smith, Boumsong, Bramble etc etc
Your best moment whilst watching your team? Being 2-0 down at Derby with 20 mins to go then winning 3-2
Your worst moment? The one nil defeat at home to Man Utd in 1996 which effectively cost us the title! We absolutley battered them, but Shmeichal had the game of his life!
Most hated player in football and why? John Terry, Quite simply he is a twat!
Funniest moment in football? This own goal! http://uk.youtube.com/watc
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? "When the ball hits the head of the bloke in Row Z...Thats Zamora!" (Sung to 'thats amore')
Footballing Claim to Fame? Just the usual photos taken with Toon players, thats it
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? Tony Adams
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? St.James' Park. To sample that atmosphere would be quite something!
Finally what would be your motto in football? Play Hard, Play fair and play to win
James Muir - Centre Forward
Jamie Llyod Davies - Striker
Name: Jamie-Lloyd Davies
Age: 19
Position: Striker/ Attacking Midfield
Team you support and why? Liverpool, no reason to support liverpool really, just such an amazing club
Team you Hate and why? take your pick, Man U, Everton, Arsenal, Chelsea the list goes on
Favourite Current player for your team? Fernando Torres
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? Robbie Fowler but enjoyed watching Eric Cantona play, was a favourite player growing up!
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Ronaldo, although he is a arrogant git, he's still the most dangerous player in football at the moment.
Your clubs best ever signing? Fernando Torres
Your clubs worst ever signing? Pellegrino or Voronin
Your best moment whilst watching your team? winning the champions league in 2005 coming back from 3-0 down to win on penalties!!
Your worst moment? getting beaten by Man U every season
Most hated player in football and why? Drogba at the moment and Gary Neville
Funniest moment in football? Dyer and Bowyer fightiing or a referee breaking Robbie Savage's nose!!
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? I went to watch a chelsea game and all they sang was chelsea, chelsea, chelsea, chelsea!
Footballing Claim to Fame? Playing in the millenium stadium, meeting brazil legends socretes and careca and taking part in the football icon and seeing dwight yorke!!
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? At the moment, Fernando Torres i just love the way that he tears defenses in half with his pace and skill
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? Anfield, the nou camp or wembley
Ashley Edwards - Not fussed!
Name: Ash Edwards
Age: 20
Position: Not Fussy ;-)
Team you support and why? Manchester United, because there's enough misery in my life without supporting a team that never wins anything!
Team you Hate and why? Arsenal: Wenger, Abundance of Frenchies, Wenger, "I did not see it", Wenger, Ian Wright, Wenger etc.
Favourite Current player for your team? Nemanja Vidic
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? Le Roi
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Torres, never happening though!
Your clubs best ever signing? Le Roi
Your clubs worst ever signing? There have been many, but I'll go with Massimo Taibi
Your best moment whilst watching your team? "Beckham, in towards Sheringham, and Solskjaer has won it."
Your worst moment? Wiltord sealing the title at OT
Most hated player in football and why? Ashley Cole: Arsenal, Chelsea, Mobile Phones, Scowling, Mouthy, 'Only £55,00 p/w'
Funniest moment in football? Phil Babb trying to shag the anfield woodwork
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? Don't blame in on Finnan, don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Hamman, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't control his feet.
Footballing Claim to Fame? Sir Bobby Charlton ruffled my hair.
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? Owen Hargreaves.
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? Ali Semi Yen, so I could rile the Turks up.
Finally what would be your motto in football? Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Andy Oldham - Defence
Age: 18
Position: Defence
Team you support and why? Man Utd
Team you Hate and why? Chelsea...They think there 'Big Time'
Favourite Current player for your team? Scholesy
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? The Great Dane
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Torres!
Your clubs best ever signing? Youngsters rising through the ranks...Priceless!
Your clubs worst ever signing? Taibi...haha.
Your best moment whilst watching your team? 8-1 away to Shrewsbury...shock.
Your worst moment? Dont remember?
Most hated player in football and why? Makelele...Wants to shut his noise.
Funniest moment in football? Collymore losing his manhood!
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? Too many.
Footballing Claim to Fame? Players Player, Player of the year...Most Man of the Matches...What can i say? lol
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? Gary Neville...Ruthless...haha.
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? Wembley!
Finally what would be your motto in football? Chin up..!
Shane Evans "Bainer" - The Local Joke
Age:19
Position:Doggy ;)
Team you support and why?Swindon (local)
Team you Hate and why?Bristol rovers
Favourite Current player for your team? Christian Roberts
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? ////////
Player outside of your club you want in your side?Christiano Ronaldo
Your best moment whilst watching your team?Stood in the hot dog que
Your worst moment?Hot dogs were sold out :(
Most hated player in football and why? Adam bewley.
Funniest moment in football?Seeing some one fall up the step in the stand.
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country It could be worse You could be scouse Eating rats in your council house"
Footballing Claim to Fame?Wouldnt call it a claim to fame
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on?Gazza 
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? Wembley becuase its the home of football
Finally what would be your motto in football?Good things come to those who wait (beer after the game)
Charlie Lamb "Beano" - Defence
Age: 16
Position: CB , RB
Team you support and why? the yids
Team you Hate and why? arsneal = cunts
Favourite Current player for your team? johnny woodgate
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? ginola
Player outside of your club you want in your side? kranjar or sergio ramos
Your clubs best ever signing? berbatov
Your clubs worst ever signing? gorun bunjecivic or rebrov
Your best moment whilst watching your team? carling cup final or batering the scum 5 -1
Your worst moment? 3-1 up at chelsea then drawing 3-3
Most hated player in football and why? sol = judas and gay
Funniest moment in football? robbie keane hidding behind the goal against birmingham and coming out from behind and scoring
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? wengers got madeline wengers got madeline wengers got madeline
Footballing Claim to Fame?
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? sergio ramos or madldini
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? old trafford score for spurs and shut those muppets up
Finally what would be your motto in football? to dare is to do
Position:Right Midfield OR right back
Team you support and why? Man.U CUz my family got me into them
Team you Hate and why? Chelsea cuz they sick
Favourite Current player for your team? Ronaldo If he Stays
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? Beckham
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Quaresma
Your clubs best ever signing? Rio
Your clubs worst ever signing? Laurant Blanc
Your best moment whilst watching your team? Winnin Champ league final
Your worst moment? Loosin to chelsea in the fa cup final last year
Most hated player in football and why? Drogba and Denis wise
Funniest moment in football? There bin a few lol
Funniest Football Chant you have heard? He got a nipple on his head ( bout the police)
Footballing Claim to Fame? Um one ov the first person to drop someone at the new wembley stadium
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? Ramos Ad Ronaldo
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? Wembley cuz its the home of english football
Finally what would be your motto in football? "Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing."
Position: Centre forward or Left/right midfield. (Ill play anywere else you put me to)
Team you support and why? Swindon. local team.
Team you Hate and why? oxford, bristol rovers an bristol city. local rivals.
Favourite Current player for your team? Anthony Mcnamee or Peter Brezovan.
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? Miguel Comminges.
Player outside of your club you want in your side? Kaka or Ronaldo.
Your clubs best ever signing? Anthony Mcnamee, Peter Brezovan or Parkin.
Your clubs worst ever signing? Ibon Arrieta.
Your best moment whilst watching your team? Beating rovers 2-1 an 1-0 home and 1-0 away. (then gettin in a rumble after)
Your worst moment whilst watching your team? Loosing away to rovers, an havin all their fans give us shit.
Most hated player in football and why? Drogba, diving c**t.
Funniest moment in football? Watching Jamiee long and bainer play.
funiest football chant you have heard? ummm... too many.
footballing Claim to Fame? bin playing football for 4 years and hav had 'most improved player' once and 'players player' three times.
Which professional footballer do you model yourself on? Ryan Giggs.
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? Got to be Wembly aint it.
Finally what would be your motto in football? You play to impress, you impress by winning!
Position:GK
Team you support and why? pompey- runs in the family
Team you Hate and why? tottenham- bewley surports them
Favourite Current player for your team? jordan dixon
Favourite ExPlayer for your team? jack hopper
Player outside of your club you want in your side? rob mitch
Your clubs best ever signing? me of course lol
Your clubs worst ever signing? bewley
Most hated player in football and why? jamie long- gay
Stadium you'd most like to play in and why? st james park
Finally what would be your motto in football? fail to prepare, prepare to fail.