Too much of what we design
and manufacture today is broken from the get-go. I can finesse or work
around a lot of improperly designed user interfaces and hardware, but I
shouldn’t have to—and neither should you. On more occasions than I care
to remember, I’ve had to make or modify a lot of tools in my shop to
take something apart and/or put it back together, often in the wee
hours of the morning. A lot of people without the skills or time to
make tools and parts are totally adrift when confronted with mechanical
tasks like these. Too many people have abandoned working on their own
cars, and I’d bet a lot of that comes from seeing the way things are
engineered. Tasks that should be simple are instead very complicated
because someone didn’t think through the consequences of their design.
Let’s take something as simple as spark-plug access.
I once changed the spark plugs on an older Corvette, but
getting to a few of those plugs was a real pain. I had to remove the
front wheel and stack up every socket extension in my toolbox to reach
them through the wheel well. What a headache. Another time I was
changing the plugs on a pedestrian front-drive car, which is normally
very simple. Well, this time I had to use a jack to rotate the engine
forward to access the plugs at the rear. It was impossible to reach
them without resorting to this annoying procedure.
A few months ago, I was replacing a power-window motor on a
late-model sedan. In order to remove the old motor’s cable from the
mechanism, I had to unbolt the fitting on the bottom of the window
glass. The manufacturer had thoughtfully stamped a pair of holes into
the door’s inner panel to allow a socket to turn these nuts.
Unfortunately, the holes were placed so that a socket would only fit
onto the nuts when the window was rolled down about 4 in. Of course,
the reason I needed to access these nuts was because the window
wouldn’t move. My options were to break the window or drill two new
holes in the door.
Why must cars be designed with such inaccessible components?
Do car companies simply not expect owners to fix their cars at home? My
frustration continues with even light, routine maintenance.
Many new cars have no way to check the transmission fluid
level. You have to drain the fluid out and refill the trans with the
correct amount because there’s no dipstick. How much more could a
dipstick cost?
There’s a bunch of newer cars that have a maintenance minder light that
illuminates when the car needs service. Great. But on some models, only
a dealer has the special tool to turn it off. So it forces you to
either put up with the light or pay the dealer’s price for a routine
service that’s as minor as an
oil change. Not really fair, is it?
Even if you never once pick up a wrench to fix your own car, faulty
engineering will find you. Last week I was listening to the satellite
radio system in a high-end luxury car. As I headed into a long tunnel,
I decided to swap the satellite radio station for FM. In this car, the
only way to do that is to use the touchscreen controls on the video
monitor. Once the car entered the tunnel, the satellite signal faded,
as I knew it would. I reached for the touchscreen and poked my finger
at the pick list of radio stations. In the time it took for my finger
to travel from the steering wheel to the screen, an announcement popped
up saying that the satellite reception had been lost. Electronic
nannies are silly, yes, but that’s not my main beef with this system.
The larger problem is that this message completely covered the part of
the screen that lists the radio station presets, which made it
impossible to change the station until I got out of the tunnel—3 miles
later. And by that time, the satellite signal had returned. Don’t the
engineers who design these systems test for conditions like this?
I could go on, but you get the idea. I have a theory as to why
these parts and systems are designed the way they are: The engineers
themselves probably aren’t the hands-on mechanics they should be.
A few years back, my brother and I were working on his car. He was
studying to complete his master’s degree in mechanical engineering and
is quite handy with wrenches. While we worked, one of his classmates
was hanging around kibitzing . A major car company had already
recruited this guy as a design engineer, and he asked me if I could
perform a relatively minor repair on his car. I was swamped at the
time, so I volunteered to let him use my shop and tools so he could do
it himself. Ahh, no. Not an option. He doesn’t work on cars—and he
wasn’t the slightest bit interested in learning how.
How can you effectively design a car that needs to be repaired
and maintained if you’ve never actually worked on one? In Europe, newly
hired automotive design engineers spend a few months working on the
assembly lines twisting wrenches before they go into the office and try
to design something. Maybe they have an inkling of what a backyard
mechanic goes through. Maybe they know what it’s like to need a second
elbow in the middle of your forearm just to change a spark plug. I sure
do.