This website, fellow netizen, has little to do with either Burt Reynolds or his classic portrayal of the Bandit.
We wish we at That's One Fine Bandit (TOFB) could say that we chose Burt as our mascot because of his rebellious spirit, his defiant attitude, his bold mustache.
Alas, no.
However, if we were trying to present our website as a place of daring, as an embodiment of impudence, as a personification of sheer sassiness, then we could think of no finer representation than Burt.
After all, just look at the picture: He wears his Bandit on his sleeve.
But no. We chose Burt as our mascot because he has seen Dom DeLuise piss in his pants on no fewer than 173 occasions. And that has got to be worth something.
