Viva La Bam!

1. Phil's Hell Day (a.k.a. Bam's Skate Park)

gs: Tony Hawk (himself) Bucky Lasek (himself) Jesse Fritch (himself) Kevin Staab (himself) Geoff Rowley (himself) Donny Barley (himself) Kenny Hughes (himself) Tim Glomb (himself) Tim O'Connor (himself) Jenn Rivell (herself)

Bam wants to get Phil angry. So in the middle of the night, Bam decides to install a fireman's pole in his room. Bam begins by creating a hole in floor with a chainsaw. The sound of the construction wakes April and Phil. Phil comes to Bam's room to see what's going on. Phil sees a big hole in the floor but he doesn't get angry. Next, Bam takes a bunch of Phil's clothes and irons on a graphic of hamburgers on them. As Phil is getting dressed he notices all the hamburgers on his clothes. Phil wonders where the hamburgers came from, but doesn't get angry. Next, in the middle of the night, Bam replaces Phil's toothpaste with ground meat. The next morning, Phil gets up and brushes his teeth. After a few brushes, Phil spits out the meat. Bam shows Phil the meat as he squeezes the toothpaste tube but, Phil doesn't get angry. Next, Bam steals Phil's van and takes it to a junkyard. The van is crushed and demolished. The destroyed van is brought back to the house and placed in the driveway. Phil sees the van and says to Bam "What are you nuts? I loved that van. Phil is noticeably upset about the van. But before Phil can get angry, a brand new SUV rolls up in the driveway. Bam tells Phil that this is your new car. Phil is all smiles as he drives off in his brand new SUV. Finally, Bam sends his parents on a trip to Atlantic City. April and Phil enjoy their time at the casinos but they can't help to wonder what Bam is up to. Meanwhile, back at the house, Bam is busy creating an indoor skatepark out of the kitchen, living room and dining room. He even invited legendary pro-skateboarders, Tony Hawk and Bucky Lasek to come and skate. April and Phil return from Atlantic City to a full skate session going on in their living room. April freaks out as Bam rides around on the ramp/living room.

b: 26-Oct-2003

NOTE: Music From This Episode: 400 Blows "The Kids Are Not At Home" Modey Lemon "Thunder and Lightning" Desert Sessions "A number 1" Modey Lemon "Predator" Phonosapiens "Running Amuck" Phonosapiens "Terraforming" Singapore Sling "Overdriver" Primal Scream "Kill All Hippies" Ludacris "Roll Out" Electric Frankenstein "Neurotic Pleasures" Quorum "Renagades Theme" CKY "Inhuman Creation Station" 400 Blows "The Shipwrecked Sailor Killswitch Engage "Last Serenade" Cub Country "Your Old Street" Perfect Circle "Judith" Velvet Teen "Into The Open" Cub Country "O Great Telephone" Phil and Don Vito's breakfast: 2 Griddles, 2 Orange Juice, 2 Sausages, 1 Egg Muffin, 1 Bacon, 1 #1 with Coffee, and 2 Extra Hash Browns. Jenn Rivell is Bam's girlfriend and fianceè.

2. Bam Hosts A Concert (a.k.a. Don't Feed Phil)

gs: Turbonegro (themselves)

Can Phil go without food for an entire day? That's what Bam wants to find out. Like it or not, Phil's going on a starvation diet. For 24 hours, Bam has instilled his family, friends, and heck, the whole town with one simple message: Don't Feed Phil. It's a tough day, but Phil comes through in the end, logging 24 food free hours. And to celebrate his father's fast, Bam hosts a rock concert in his living room.

b: 02-Nov-2003

NOTE: Turbonegro is one of Bam's favorite bands. They come from Norway. Phil did make it 24 hours without eating. Jess Margera (Bam's brother) makes a brief appearance in this episode.

3. The Family Reunion

gs: Terry Kennedy (Compton-Ass Terry) Mum Mum (Herself) Jenn Rivell (herself)

Bam wants to do something special for the family reunion. So he decides to build a drawbridge and a moat to replace the front door. But where will the big family dinner take place? Bam and his crew erect a walled area in the form of a castle in the front yard. The guests arrive but there is no food. Finally the food arrives, with Bam's crew dressed in medieval armor. To top it all, Compton Ass Terry makes his entrance riding a top an elephant. Soon after, Bam's Grandmother leaves the party claiming "this whole family is crazy!"

b: 09-Nov-2003

NOTE: eighthsin :)

4. We're Going to Vegas!

gs: Jeremy Wray (himself) Kenny Anderson (himself) Debo (Herself)

It's two days before Phil and April's wedding anniversary. Bam wants to do something special for them, so he decides to take them to Las Vegas. But Bam wants to make the trip really special. So Bam goes on a website and orders a bride from Russia for Raab. Raab agrees to marry the mail-order bride from Russia, during their stay in Las Vegas. Upon arrival, Bam helps Raab pick out a tuxedo for the wedding. Raab picks up a very pimped out white tuxedo with a black fedora hat. Later, Bam and his crew do everything they can to soil the new tux, including dragging Raab through the dirt and through an oil-slicked parking lot. The day of the wedding arrives and it's time for Phil and Don Vito to get a make over. Phil gets made up like his idol, Elvis Presley. Meanwhile, Don Vito unknowingly gets his hair dyed the color blue. On the day of the wedding, Phil makes a grand entrance dressed as Elvis. Raab shows up with his extremely dirty tuxedo. The ceremony begins but, soon after Don Vito tries to interrupt the wedding. Bam and Ryan quickly drag Don Vito back to the side. The wedding ceremony completes without further interruption. Phil and April renewed their wedding vows and Raab is married to his new Russian bride. Afterwards, the wedding guests go back to the hotel to celebrate. A food fight with the wedding cake breaks out. In the end, everyone is covered with cake.

b: 16-Nov-2003

NOTE: Raab Himself's real name: Chris Raab Don Vito's scooter color: blue Bam turns Don Vito's suite upside-down... literally!! Suite: 7 ft.+5 ft.+3=15 ft. feet The Four Things Don Vito Will Regret: tattoo on the dent of his back, losing his money (and temper-- LOL), getting kicked out of the casino and getting that sole patch (part of Bam's pubic hair) Don Vito's real name is Vince Margera. Raab's marrige to "Debo" was fake. Also, Phil and April didn't remarry. Debo is Russian, but is actually a short-haired brunette who was in on it the whole time. Bam set it up. The "russianhuskies" site is real, but you can't actually order a bride. The minister was fake, so obviously, Raab & "Debo" aren't (still) together.

5. Three-Day Weekend

gs: Ville Valo (Himself) Tim Glomb (Himself)

April and Phil go on a three-day-weekend leaving Bam at home. While they're away, Bam and his crew paint the kitchen blue along with everything in it. Then they build a secret underground tunnel into Don Vito's house, and convert April's car into a suped-up hot-rod.

b: 23-Nov-2003

NOTE: Bam turns the house: "Parade Blue."

6. The Christmas Episode (a.k.a A Very Merry Margera Christmas)

With twenty bucks and some duct tape, Bam brings the Christmas spirit to West Chester, Pennsylvania. Bam adorns the Margera house with ultra-bright festive lights, man-made snow, giant-sized Christmas ornaments, and an indoor ice-skating rink.

b: 30-Nov-2003

NOTE: Vito pisses his pants in this episode. In Brandon's shoes: thumb tacs, guitar pics, push-pins, bobby pins, cough drops.

7. April Gets Revenge

gs: Tim Glomb (Himself) Mike Rock (Himself)

Bam plans to take April, Phil, Don Vito and his raucous crew of friends out for a boating trip on the Susquehanna River in Pennsylvania. But what Bam really wants to do, is take April, Phil and Don Vito to an island 100 yards away from Three Mile Island, the notorious nuclear power plant and leave them there for 24 hours. When they arrive on the island, April becomes suspicious of Bam's intentions. April, Phil and Don Vito decide to take the boat back to shore without Bam. Bam and his crew end up being the ones staying on the island for 24 hours. Bam and company try to make most of their time on the island by building a makeshift skate ramp and a wooden shack for shelter. 24 hours later, Bam and his crew make it back to shore. To get revenge on April, Bam has a local news reporter show up at April's job. The reporter shows April a video clip of the Margera house exploding. April freaks and hurries home, only to find the house still intact with Bam sitting in the driveway laughing.

b: 07-Dec-2003

NOTE: There's a neuclear waste bin on 3-Mile Island. The fake footage of Ape's house being blown up was obviously done with CGI. MTV accidentally did not bleep out "s***" during one airing of the episode. In the scene after Bam wakes up and he's sick, he says, "I feel like a pile of s***," but a few days ago, it wasn't censored.

8. The Scavenger Hunt

gs: The Bloodhound Gang (themselves) Mark Hanna (himself) Tim O'Conner (himself) Jason Ellis (himself) Landon (himself)

In this season finale, Bam, the crew and the band known as the Blood Hound Gang embark on an outrageous scavenger hunt. The hunt begins with Bam purchasing three banged-up used cars. Next, he splits everyone up into three teams. The teams jump into their cars and race around town collecting bizarre items, as well as performing grotesque tasks needed to win the scavenger hunt. You can see the list on the Scavenger Hunt Page

b: 14-Dec-2003

NOTE: Teams: Gnarkill - Bam Margera, Tim O' Conner, Jason Ellis & Mark Hanna Policia - Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself & Don Vito Lady Boy - Rake Yohn, Brandon DiCamillo and Landon Bloodhound Gang - Jimmy Pop, Evil Jared, Rick Russo & Jared Little Results: 1st - Gnarkill, 2nd - Policia, 3rd - Lady Boy, 4th - Bloodhound Gang Bam receives a township zoning violation kicking him out of the township for multiple offenses.

Special

Top 10 Bam Slams

This special, hosted by Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn, picks the top 10 moments gathered from Viva La Bam and Jackass over their span. 10 - "Don't Feed Phil" - Viva La Bam 09 - "The Loop" - Jackass 08 - "Hockey Fight" - Jackass 07 - "April's Revenge" - Viva La Bam 06 - "Heavy Metal Alarm Clock" - Jackass 05 - "A Very Margera Christmas" - Viva La Bam 04 - "Antiquing" - Jackass 03 - "Phil's Hell Day" - Viva La Bam 02 - "Fat F**ks" - Jackass 01 - "Skate Park Hell Day" - Viva La Bam

b: 15-Apr-2004

NOTE: Filmed at MTV studios in NYC. Bam and Dunn also appeared on TRL later in the day. This was aired on MTV 2

Season 2

9. Castle Bam

gs: Jess Margera (himself) CKY (themselves) Tim Glomb (himself) Seth Meisterman (himself)

Bam is tired of his family complaining about the house, so Bam and the crew pile into the Hummer in search of a new house. The first house they check out has a hockey rink in the basement. Bam and the boys play a quick game of hockey but the game quickly ends as Bam throws a lamp onto the floor. Bam proclaims that this house isn't what he's looking for. The crew continues their search among the tree-lined snow covered roads of West Chester, PA. Finally, the boys stumble upon a secluded house with acres of yard, complete with a unicorn mural painted on the side. Bam and the boys check out the house and decide that this is the one. The crew hastily move the Margera's belongings into the new house. During their unpacking, Bam's brother Jess pays an unexpected visit. Jess' band, CKY, is playing a show in Amsterdam. Bam and the boys decide to abandon their unpacking duties and head out to Amsterdam to check out CKY's show. April and Phil are left with the big job of unpacking and decorating the new house. Bam returns from Amsterdam and hates what April has done with the house. Bam proclaims "New house, new rules!" The crew takes all the old furniture and pushes it out the window. Tim Glomb comes over and redecorates the entire house. Once the decorations are complete, Bam invites April and Phil to view the new interiors. As April walks into the house with an uneasy look, Bam asks April "You hate it, don't you?" April replies "No, no it's very dramatic."

b: 25-Apr-2004

NOTE: Bam's car is a Hummer. Rule # 1: If you don't like it, destroy it! Rule # 2: If you can use it, burn it! In the repeat of this episode, the part where Dunn's bed was flipped, was replaced my a montage of upcoming VLB episodes. The new season is TV-14. Warning Intro: Seth Meisterman (show's art director) Vito gets madeover as Fool Manchu.

10. Dating Don Vito

gs: Slayer (themselves) Tim Glomb (himself)

While Bam and Dunn are busy "landscaping" the yard with their ATVs, April braves the mud and tells Bam he has a phone call. Bam learns that the legendary heavy metal band Slayer are coming to stay over. To prepare for Slayer's visit, the crew feels the need to do some decorating and modifications to the house. The modifications include an indoor mini-half in Bam's room, a pirate-themed bar downstairs and a full concert stage in the backyard. Bam plans to have a party when Slayer arrive, and Don Vito needs a date for the party. Brandon, Ryan and Raab go into town armed with Don Vito's picture, asking random women if they would like to go on a date with Don Vito. Most of the women refuse or just laugh as they walk away. Eventually, three women or shall we saw victims agree to meet Don Vito at a coffee shop. Before the dates, Don Vito is outfitted with a wireless ear piece where Bam can give commands to Don Vito. Bam and the crew monitor Don Vito's progress from afar and give suggestions on what to do through the ear piece. As the dates progress, Don Vito's frustration eventually gets the best of him. Don Vito bursts out of the coffee shop, accidentally spilling hot coffee on his date, all the while speaking his signature Don Vito gibberish. Sadly in the end, Don Vito doesn't have a date for the party. Slayer arrive at the house and get settled in. As night falls, Slayer begin blasting Bam's backyard with their signature heavy metal sound. The backyard becomes a fierce mosh pit with West Chester's most rabid Slayer fans. The crowd lifts Don Vito on to the stage. This certainly boosts Don Vito's coolness factor but does anybody want to date Don Vito now? There are no takers.

b: 02-May-2004

NOTE: Warning Intro: Tom Araya of Slayer

11. Fat Boy Face-Off

gs: Tim Glomb (himself)

Bam enters Phil and Don Vito in a competition he calls "Fat Boy Face Off." The first event is a race where a hoagie is dangled in front of the contestants. The first to either cross the finish line or eat a hoagie becomes the winner. Phil, with much more hustle than Don Vito, crosses the finish line first. In the next event, Don Vito and Phil are blind folded and spun in circles. With their equilibrium off balance, Don Vito and Phil venture into a field were they have to find a chocolate cake propped up on a garbage can. Phil takes about one minute and thirty seconds to find the cake where as Don Vito, easily frustrated, takes about four minutes to find the cake. Chalk one up for Phil. The next event in the "Fat Boy Face Off" is an obstacle course affectionally labeled the "Slobstacle Course." The obstacle course includes crawling under a fence, running through tires, and finally eating a tray full of chicken wings. At the start Don Vito tries to sabatoge Phil by dragging him to the ground. Phil is able to break away and gain a lead over Don Vito. Don Vito catches up with Phil at the chicken wing stage of the obstacle course. Now in much more familiar settings, Don Vito is able to devour his tray faster than Phil. Don Vito claims victory in the "Slobstacle Course." Finally, Don Vito and Phil are brought inside to play the "Fat Boy Face Off Game Show." Phil and Don Vito answer questions, not to win a prize but, to save their property from destruction. Don Vito plays to save his pick-up truck from being crushed by Tim Glomb's bulldozer and Phil plays to save April's precious China collection from Ryan Dunn's sledge hammer. At the end of the game, Phil was able to answer more questions correctly than Don Vito. Bam gives the order to Glomb to crush Don Vito's truck. While Glomb is crushing Don Vito's truck, he accidentally crushes April's China collection. In the end who's the winner of the Fat Boy Face Off?...Bam of course.

b: 09-May-2004

NOTE: Physical Events- Event #1 : Hoagie Hustle (Phil wins) Event #2 : Spin the Slob (Phil wins [with 1:27s]) Event #3 : Slobstical Course (Vito wins) Overall winner : Bam (???) (Phil-3 points; Vito-2 points) The F.B.F.-O. 2004 logo spoofs The Olympics'.

12. Mardi Gras (1)

gs: Tony Hawk (himself) Tim Glomb (himself) Tim O'Conner (himself) Donny Barley (himself) Jason Ellis (himself) Jenn Rivell (herself)

Bam, with a group of skateboarding legends, head down to Mardi Gras. On the way down, Bam sessions out-of-the-way skate spots. Don Vito gets very pissed and yells at Tony Hawk "No more skateboarding!"

b: 16-May-2004

NOTE: This is Tony Hawk's second appearance on the show.

13. Mardi Gras (2)

gs: Tony Hawk (himself) Tim O'Conner (himself) Tim Glomb (himself) Jason Ellis (himself) Donny Barley (himself)

Bam and the crew leave Skatetopia in one piece and continue their trek towards Mardi Gras. Don Vito continues to get annoyed at Tony Hawk for delaying their travel with his constant skate sessions. Eventually, the crew arrives in New Orleans and waste no time in adding their own brand of chaos to Mardi Gras. Submitted by Home Improvement Fan

b: 23-May-2004

NOTE: Warning Intro: Tony Hawk (of The New Guy, Max Keeble's Big Move) Even thougth he was riding a little motorbike most of the way and he left after the rest of the crew, Ryan Dunn makes it to Mardi Gras before Bam (because Bam went HOURS out of his way to skate).

14. Community Disservice

Bam challenges April to do five things that will benefit the community. From Bam's list, April chooses reading stories to the elderly, giving Phil a haircut, and, with the help of Don Vito and Phil, picking up trash from public spaces. On the other hand, Bam opts to build a crude concrete half-pipe for the kids in front of a hardware store, up root trees by running them over with his ATV and dump the trash that April, Phil and Don Vito collected into Don Vito's house.

b: 30-May-2004

15. Tree Top Casino

gs: Tim Glomb ((as himself))

It's Arbor Day, so Bam decides to knock down one the tall trees in the backyard. April hears the commotion from the house and comes outside to yell at Bam. While April is yelling at Bam, Bam gets an idea to build a tree house/casino and call it Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino. To make the opening of Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino extravagant, Bam hires professional wrestlers to wrestle in a ring below the casino. In the end, the wrestling match becomes a Battle Royale that includes, Phil, Don Vito, the wrestlers, and Bam.

b: 06-Jun-2004

NOTE: The wrestlers were Indy wrestlers known as Leatherface and the Executioner. Arbor day's 3rd reason was know as: Officialy the lamest holiday ever. The treetop casino is one of so far two businesses, along with the pirate bar.

16. Demo Derby

gs: Tim Glomb (himself)

Bam takes Don Vito to a used car dealer to buy him a new car. After seeing the cheap prices of the used cars, Bam decides to purchase four cars and bring them back to his 14 acre lot. What to do with 4 cars and 14 acres?...Have a Demolition Derby of course! Bam and the crew smash and crash into each other until there is nothing left of their automobiles.

b: 13-Jun-2004

NOTE: The Cars: Bam's Tank Dunn's Cream Dream Glomb's Insecurity-Mobile Raab's Space Caddy Vito's #2 Car The Prize: A US Army issue Duece and a half truck. Warning Intro: Jenn Rivell The derby actually takes place at the Arasapha Farm, owned by the Bates Family. Vito has 3 different cars this episode. Vito is the winner.

Season 3

17. Drive-Way Skate Park

gs: Tim Glomb (Himself) Jack Osbourne (Himself) Dave Grohl (Himself) Tommy Lee (Himself) Terry Kennedy (Compton-Ass Terry) Pharrell Williams (Himself) Chad Hugo (Himself) Shay (Themself) Holly Madison (Herself) Tim O'Connor (Himself) Kris Markovich (Himself) Colin McKay (Himself) Donny Barley (Himself) Kerry Getz (Himself)

On a beautiful Saturday morning at Castle Bam, Ryan and Bam pick up the mail at the mailbox. As Bam gathers his mail, the box collapses to the ground. Suddenly, Bam gets an idea to turn his driveway into a driveway skate park. Resident carpenter and ramp building expert, Tim Glomb, is put on the job to build Bam's skateboarding vision. While Glomb is busy building the skate park's walls, Bam takes the family out to Los Angeles to find Hollywood flair. Bam's plan is to decorate the skate park with objects collected from celebrities. Bam travels around Hollywood paying visits to Jack Osbourne, Tommy Lee, Dave Grohl and N.E.R.D. Bam collects a smashed watch from Jack, a pair of drumsticks and a snare drum from Tommy Lee, a belt from Dave Grohl and an autographed trucker cap from N.E.R.D. Meanwhile, Don Vito is bent on finding the Playboy mansion. Rake and Raab accompany Don Vito on his quest. Eventually, Don Vito finds the Playboy mansion but is denied entrance. Don Vito starts to really freak out. A disturbed Rake decides to call Bam to help him calm Don Vito down. Bam arrives quickly at the Playboy mansion and is allowed entrance. As Bam and friends enter the mansion grounds, Raab and Ryan grab Don Vito and tape him down to a wheelchair. Don Vito struggles to free himself while Bam and the crew hang out at the mansion. Finally, Bam receives an autographed book from Hugh Hefner. Bam and friends return to Castle Bam, to find the skate park completed and ready to skate. A helicopter lands in the yard, and out comes professional skateboarding legends Danny Way, Kris Markovich, and Colin McKay. The driveway skate park officially opens with Rake performing a blood drinking ceremony.

b: 24-Oct-2004

NOTE: Happy Gilmore Sandler photo courtesy of Universal. We're pretty sure that was Charlie O'Connell near the Playboy Mansion, talking to Don Vito at the 7/11, giving direction. Maybe he hangs out there, as well as Jerry does.

18. Uncivil War

gs: Tim Glomb (Himself) Jenn Rivell (Herself)

After purchasing potato guns, Bam and the crew return to Castle Bam to engage in a potato gun battle, launching potatoes at each other from a great distance. Don Vito checks out the commotion. Bam decides to launch Don Vito's watch out of one of the potato guns. With the help of Jen, Bam obtains Vito's watch and places it into a potato gun. With much protest from Vito, they launch his watch into the forest. Bam and the crew go looking for the watch and to their surprise, they uncover an old Civil War cannonball. This historical artifact gives Bam the idea that they're going to "party like it's 1899." Bam goes to the fuse box of Castle Bam and shuts down power to the house. The Viva La Bam cast spend the rest of day with out electricity. The next morning, April and Phil are awakened by the sound of marching feet from the Civil War reenactment army approaching the front door. April asks Bam, "What's going on?" Bam yells "Civil War reenactment!" Bam tells the army to go to the backyard and set up. The army sets up two camps, one for the Union army and one for the Confederates. The armies sleep over night in the backyard, living much like the soldiers during the 1800s. The next morning, the Yankees and the Rebels set up their battle lines and square off. A charge is sounded and the armies race toward each other. During the battle, Bam takes the cannonball he found in the forest and fires it out of a cannon. The cannonball crashes through a wall of Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino. Bam, Ryan and Rake inspect the damage, laugh it off and declare a victory party at the Pirate Bar.

b: 31-Oct-2004

19. Fort Knoxville

gs: Johnny Knoxville (Knoxville) Jenn Rivell (Herself) Sean Penn (Himself) Terry Kennedy (Himself(Compton Ass Terry)) Hopper Penn (himself)

This episode of Bam is all about war--Prank War, that is. Bam goes up against Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn in one of the nastiest, raunchiest, filthiest prank wars ever shown on national television. After not having seen Knoxville in a year, Bam is awakened by the sounds of Knoxville taking a drill and an ax to his precious, candy-red Hummer. Without having discussed it with Bam, Knoxville has decided to transform the Hummer into a convertible. Knoxville manages to remove the top of the truck as well as bust out a few windows. What a way to say "Good morning!" This means war... On Day One of the Prank War, Bam gives Vito the key to Knoxville's hotel room and gives him clear instructions to do whatever he can to be the worst guest ever--including "rent a porno, call an escort service, run up the phone bill, do what you gotta do." When Knoxville walks into the room, he finds Vito lying in a disgusting bed smeared with pizza sauce and chicken grease. As if that wasn't enough, Vito (who is about six times bigger than Knoxville) is wearing his boxers! To teach Vito a lesson, Knoxville grabs his pants and tosses them into the hotel swimming pool. Later on that day, the gang dines at Duffer's restaurant. Bam gets a phone call (gee, who coulda planned that?) and leaves the table. While he is away, Knoxville eats his chowder and then spits it back into the bowl! Bam returns to the table, and eats the chowder. Gross! After finding out his food was "tainted," Bam barfs up the meal into the toilet and throws Dunn's wallet in the bowl with the chunks. Dunn gets rather pissed. On Day Two, it seems as though Knoxville and Dunn are totally winning the war. They place tacks outside of Bam's door (which he steps on), superglue the balls to his pool table and flood the Margera house with suds. After a much-needed pep talk from Mrs. Margera, Bam decides the time has come to get some real revenge. Bam's revenge, however, just doesn't come soon enough. Not only do Knoxville and Dunn manage to torture him with a giant snake, they also charge $850 worth of drinks on Bam's bar tab. On Day Three, Bam does get some revenge. He and his crew (along with Sean Penn and his son Hopper) manage to destroy Knoxville's friend's car and then spray paint it green. Not satisfied, Bam drags Dunn's $7,000 custom-made motorcycle with the Hummer. Revenge is oh-so-sweet! At the end of the episode, the boys call the war a draw, and they shake on it. Knoxville's last words are, "Hopefully we can do this again sometime." We'll see, Knoxville, we'll see...

b: 07-Nov-2004

NOTE: We are no longer accepting comments and the nitpick(s) shown below.

20. Rockstars

gs: The Bloodhound Gang (themselves) Him (themselves) CKY (themselves) Jenn Rivell (Herself) Tim Glomb (himself)

Bam and friends are hanging at Castle Bam. They are enjoying the newly installed pool table and jukebox. Don Vito, annoyed at the music that they are playing, proclaims that he can sing better than "any of those stupid idiots" on Bam's juke box. Bam then challenges Don Vito to sing a single note on key; if not he has to enroll in Bam's "Rock-n-Roll" school. Later, the Viva La Bam cast are at karaoke night taking place at a local bar. Don Vito and Phil take the mics and attempt to sing the song "American Woman." After the laughter dies down from the audience, Bam tells Don Vito and Phil that they will be starting their rock star training tomorrow. The next day, Phil and Don Vito go to a singing instructor. The instructor puts the Margera brothers through singing exercises. Don Vito impresses the singing instructor with his vibrato skills that employ the wiggling of his double chin. Afterwards, Bam takes his dad and uncle to a dance instructor. The dance instructor desperately tries to get the over weight brothers to do hip-hop dance moves. Finally, Bam takes Don Vito and Phil to a HIM concert in Philadelphia. The lead singer from HIM has agreed to give the brothers rock star lessons. Backstage, Don Vito gets the name "Bruce Springsteen" tattooed on his right buttock. Towards the end of the concert, Don Vito comes out on stage and shows off his new tattoo to the audience.

b: 14-Nov-2004

NOTE: When Vito yells out something like, "What the Hell's he doing," Closed-Captioning '[BLEEP]'s "Hell". Mum-Mum says the S-word right before she asks Phil, "What [Bam]? God?" It isn't bleeped.

21. Mutiny on the Bam

gs: Jenn Rivell (herself)

To make it up to April, for all the stuff he has pulled, Bam promises to bring April on a cruise. After giving her his word they'd stay docked on a rented ship, Ape falls asleep and they set sail without Phil or April knowing. Meanwhile, Don Vito is the lazy captain.

b: 21-Nov-2004

NOTE: The explosions caused by cannonballs in this episode are obviously CGI, like the exploding house in April's Revenge. The guys once again use a cannon to blow up something that they have built. The last time was in the episode "Uncivil War" when the guys take the cannon ball they found and firing it off into "Fast Eddies Treetop Casino". Music Video- Arrgh

22. Angry Ape

gs: Tim Glomb (himself) Jenn Rivell (herself)

Bam wants to ruin April's day as much as possible, and does this in the only 24-hour period in which his mother cannot complain.

b: 28-Nov-2004

NOTE: This episode was filmed on July 3, 2004.

23. Mall of Bam

gs: Mike Vallely (Himself) Tim Glomb (Himself)

Bam and crew spend the night in The Mall of America until a skate demo he has to do in the morning. Mike Vallely guest stars.

b: 05-Dec-2004

NOTE: Don't miss a special Sneak Peek and Making-Of special for Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' in the Sunday Stew, right after Viva La Bam. There's a different opening to the show, probably meaning this is the first episode they filmed after "hiatus" (if you could call it that). Tim Glomb has short hair now. Again, another sign that this series is shown out of order. Please submit all quotes with the speakers in bold (use HTML) and the dialogue in quotations.

24. Bamiature Golf

Vito agrees to a golfing competition between him and Bam on the condition Bam'll leave Don's car alone if Vito wins.

b: 12-Dec-2004

NOTE: Season Finale. Season 4 will start in March. There was also golfing in Three-Day Weekend. Season 4 25. Episode 25 Bam, his friends, and his family go on a trip to France. This is Bam's idea to treat Phil and April for their anniversary. The thing they don't know is that they are not alone. Bam, Vito, and his friends secretly follow them. At the end, it was to be continued. b: 06-Mar-2005 NOTE: The premiere of this episode scored a 1.9/3 rating 26. Episode 26 This episode is the continuation of episode 25. Bam, his friends, and family celebrate April and Phil's anniversary. Nearly at the end, Vito has to go and ruin the whole thing. Later, Bam gets April and Phil another chance of having a great day while Raab and Dunn handcuff Vito out on a platform so he won't ruin another day for April and Phil. b: 13-Mar-2005 27. Episode 27 On this episode Bam and his friends(including Don Vito)had to get jobs so they can pay the heating bill or clean like April. Since Brandon got a ticket for parking in a wrong spot with a rickshaw, they lost the bet. If it wasn't for Brandon they would have won. Plus, they all had to get plenty of jobs. b: 20-Mar-2005 28. Episode 28 gs: Bloodhound Gang (Themselves) On this episode, Bam tries to make his own little state. Like always, lots of cursing, playing tricks on each other, blowing up s***, and Vito. b: 27-Mar-2005 29. Episode 29 It was a contest between Bam Vs. Phil on who can have the most fun. Whoever won, got a hug and a dinner. Phil won and everyone jumped him for a hug. Awww b: 03-Apr-2005   Season 4 25. Episode 25 (edit) First aired: 3/6/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: Bam, his friends, and his family go on a trip to France. This is Bam's idea to treat Phil and April for their anniversary. The thing they don't know is that they are not alone. Bam, Vito, and his friends secretly follow them. At the end, it was to be continued. 26. Episode 26 (edit) First aired: 3/13/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: This episode is the continuation of episode 25. Bam, his friends, and family celebrate April and Phil's anniversary. Nearly at the end, Vito has to go and ruin the whole thing. Later, Bam gets April and Phil another chance of having a great day while Raab and Dunn handcuff Vito out on a platform so he won't ruin another day for April and Phil. 27. Episode 27 (edit) First aired: 3/20/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: On this episode Bam and his friends(including Don Vito)had to get jobs so they can pay the heating bill or clean like April. Since Brandon got a ticket for parking in a wrong spot with a rickshaw, they lost the bet. If it wasn't for Brandon they would have won. Plus, they all had to get plenty of jobs. 28. State of Bam (edit) First aired: 3/27/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: Bloodhound Gang (Themselves) On this episode, Bam gets the idea to sail on a water.... with a car. But when the townships denies his request to do it, he decides to make his own little state. Like always, lots of cursing, playing tricks on each other, blowing up s***, and Vito. 29. Episode 29 (edit) First aired: 4/3/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: It was a contest between Bam Vs. Phil on who can have the most fun. Whoever won, got a hug and a dinner. Phil won and everyone jumped him for a hug. Awww 31. Episode 31 (edit) First aired: 4/17/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: On this episode, Bam, his family, and friends go to Mexico. Brandon and Vito stay behind to learn and teach spanish. If Vito learns ten spanish sentences when they all come back, Vito gets to keep Bam's hummer. He only got one wrong, so Bam won. Even though at the end, Vito stole Bam's hummer. 32. The Game (edit) First aired: 4/24/2005 Writer: Director: Guest star: Bam and the guys are bored, so they make a game, which gives random activities for his family and friends.

Jackass!

- Season 1 -

Episode #1
Johnny gets shot out of a cannon
Johnny Knoxville running around with a dildo in his pants
Bam smashes his bike into a Port-a-Potty
Fast Food Grab
Self Defence
Jess on the Sled
Directions with Bunny bound in the trunk
Bam on the Golf Course
Shopping Carts
Bam under the Bridge
Oompa Loompa
Bam slams his face into a mattress
Daddy and Baby 1
Fat Fuck
Bam Falls with Food
Poo Cocktail

Episode #2
Johnny feeds the Alligator
Doctor's visit
River Jump
Pillow Fight
Blind Driver
Naked Dave
Dad Beater
Bam Tortures a Dog
Tree Jumper
Human BBQ
Pontius Skating
Dave's Door Stopper
Urban Kayak
Boxing
Bran's Vase
Jockstrap Roller Blading
Too Much
Goldfish Trick
Zoo Monkey 1

Episode #3
Johnny on the Vert Ramp
Shock-wave Dog Collar
Skunk
Chubby Chaser
Dad Beater 2
Zoo Monkey 2
Mexican Snowboarder
Big Wheel Craze
Dave's Exercise Equipment
Daddy and Baby 2
Up in Flames
Elephant Poo Dive

Episode 4
Johnny shot with a crossbow
Sumo Wrestling
Heavy Metal Alarm Clock 1
Ehren's JACKASS tan
Poo Hug
Satan Vs. God
Poo Poo Platter
Naked Steve-O
Squid Suit
Heavy Metal Alarm Clock 2
Poo Toilet
50 Egg Challenge

Episode 5
Bee-kini
Raab mowing naked
Night Monkey 1
Human Slingshot into Pond
Taxidermist
Balls of Steel
Pogo
Naked Dave 2
Butt Staples
Slingshot Skateboarding
Mianus
Cell Phone
Night Monkey 2
Poo Dive

Episode 6
Mr. Mean
BMX Joust
Flood Streaker
Mullet
Tennis Court Joust
Dave's Ferret
Bread Suit
Pontius the Barbarian
Sporting Goods Basketball
Vicious Man-eating snake
Football Joust
Hog Nuts
No Pants
Shopping Carts 2
Shark Hugs
Poo Joust

Episode 7
Yoga Class
Alligatorama
Skate Fall
Bush Jump
Magic Show
Alligator on the Streets
Extreme Scootin'
Worst Hearst
Bam and Ryan on Golf Course
Street Fishing
Stinky Directions

Episode 8
Aggressive Sledding
Land Skiing
Pogo Ape
Christmas Skateboarding
Snowman Ploughing
California Bobsledding
Grass Skiing
Nude Suit
Skid Row Santa
Santa Colonic
Egg Nog Challenge

 

- Season 2 -

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Episode #1
Cup Test 1: Kids
Cup Test 2: Tennis Balls
Cup Test 3: Croquet
Cup Test 4: Sledgehammer
Cup Test 5: Paintball
Cup Test 6: Pool Ball
Fat Lip fall
Hockey Fight
Dunn farts on goat
Plunger Wake Up
Restaurant Fight
Human Bull's-eye
Human Red Carpet
San Francisco Snowboarding
Moto Cross
Dog vs. Bunny
Worm Trick

Episode #2
Treadmill
Party Boy
Guch Tricycle Slide
Jai Alai
Car Crawl
Human Tricycle
Snake River BMX
Pretty Deep
Phil's Pies
Cow Insemination

Episode #3
Punt Return
Bicycle Head Pt. 1
Hole in the Lawn
American Werewolf (in London)
The Loop
The Goose
Bicycle Head Pt. 2
The Rattlesnake
Don Vito's dent
Corn Sledding
Parking Deck
Bam's second day
Bicycle Head Pt. 3
Butt Piercing

Episode #4
Boxing
Antiquing
Red Wagon
Wakeboarding
Bran's Voices
Wrecking Ball
Bikini Wax
Meter Fairy
Party Boy UK
High Dive
Dave hit in face
Bucket Cars

Episode #5
Rolling Stone Cover Shoot
Ehren's sledding accident on the hill
Phil's chair
Party Boy: Football style
Cowboy Skate Park
Human Bowling Ball
Ehren on the hill
Daddy and Baby 3
Raab Shitting
Rafting with Tony Hawk
Wheelbarrow Wreck
Chubby Chaser 2
Rugby
Gator Unicycle
Milk Challenge

Episode #6
Johnny on Stilts
The Fire Hose
Toilet on Wheels
Stilt Boxing
Escaped Mental Patient
Air Boat
Blindfolded Skateboarding
Human Raft
Slingshot Two
Tar and Feathered
Slingshot Three
One Legged Man
Blackhead

Episode #7
Lake Jump
I LOVE Skateboarding
Big Wheel Craze 2
Bear Wrestling
Horse Dragging
Roller Bobby
Eddie's Auto
Lake Jump 2
Fisherman's Warf
Naked Biker
Voice Over
Dumb but Tough

Episode #8
Bike Dive
The Matador
Bam Sledding
Human Handrail
Party Boy Bull Riding
Bobbing for Jellyfish
Preston Knocked Out
High Dive 2
Water Gun Alarm Clock
Hand Off
Extreme²
Wet Dream
Raab Buffing the Ice
Ice Blocking
Shower with Granny

 

- Season 3 -

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Episode #1
Puffy Intro
Beard of Leeches
Fat Fuck 2
Wee Hand
Wood Chipper
Bam's New Contraption
Ice Barrel Jumping
Stilt Fall
Urban Sledding
Extreme Jacuzzi
Start Your Engines
Plugs
Idiot Launch
Phil as The King
The Omelette

Episode #2
Bounty Hunter
Dutch BMX
Taxi 1
Snow Surfing
Crawfish Diapers
Hockey Check
Taxi 2
Full Pipe Skating
Bloodbath (animation)
Ultimate Fighting
Phil Wake Up 2
Spermathon

Episode #3
Intro (Knoxville Family)
Glue Helmet Test
Ghetto Carts 2
Office Chairs
Extreme Unicycle
Porta-Potty
Johnny Knoxville 1989
Tandem Biking
Kitty Saddle
Bottle Skating
Cow Suit
The Bat
Dimitry the Terrible
Emu Hunter
Weeman Statue Skating
Dusty Farts

Episode #4
Slip & Slide
Rude Johnny 1
Body Cast
Snowboarding
Crapper Sled
Human Pinata
Bucket Slide
Carpet Skating
Rude Johnny 2
Hunchback at Notre Dame
Metro Bunny
Rude Johnny 3
Paintball Duel
Jumping Hurdles
Pigeons on Johnny's Crack
Wee King
Rude Johnny 4
Nutball

Episode #5 
Intro
Bloody Windshield
Pogo Skateboard
Stupid Idea 1
Drop Knee Land Boogie
Snow Tubing
Stupid Idea 2
Human Car Wash
Bug Kisses
Skunk Car
Kiss Me!
Snow Ladder
Belt Sander Skates
Ass Face
Dutch Girl
Tube Skateboarding
Stupid Idea 3
Oklahoma

Episode #6
Magnet Suit
Hotdog Skateboarding
Chemical Spill
Snow Scooter
Hotdog Hockey
Football Follies
Backwards Bullriding
Bunny Hop
Prostitute Boat Race
Shark Ride
Hotdog BMX
Ryan Smells Like Piss
Face Your Fear
Hotdog Gymnastics
Playgirl Pontius

Episode #7
GUMBALL 3000

Episode #8
Gene Simmons Intro
Paintball Phil
Water Tubing
Sleep-O
Sculpture Garden
Night Monkey 2 (With Brad Pitt)
Ice Block Skating
Sculpture 2
BMX Polo
Security Guard
Ice Craze
Tandem Snowboarding
The Toupee
Bloody Carpet

Episode #9
Abduction (With Brad Pitt)
Escalator Slide
90 Years Old
Horse Fart
Shaq Video
Cricket Helmet
Garbage Man
Bamster Wheel (Skate Wheel)
J2 Snowboarding
Cheerleaders
90 Years Old 2
Doubleback
Duck Hunting
Bed Wetter
Skeet Shooting
Totem Pole
Permanent Jackass
90 Year Old 3
Thrashin Joust
Phone #(818) 458-5361
Poo Diaper