8/08/05

"we are like stoners, but without the stone." -me acting like a tard with my friend jill on the phone.

7/22/05

" We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." - willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

7/13/05

"I'm a hippopotamus and i got noodles on my back... noodles on my back, noodles on my back..." - http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/251178

7/10/05

"girl: how did she die?

old woman: in her sleep.

girl: at least it was peacful.

old woman: no, she was driving at the time."

-what i like about you(tv show)

6/30/05

"everything looks better through knock-off channel sunglasses." -me

6/29/05

pimp my ride!

6/27/05

i had sushi...sushi good! -me

6/26/05

gay's okay!

6/21/05

!sehctib uoy sdrawkcab

6/20/05

Me: What, you look like you have never seen a pink shark before.

Dad: I have but it's usely after a couple of drinks.

6/18/05

"much love" you may have heard me say this, its my way of saying im here, i care, and theres always a light in the dark. i use it to say goodbye online cause i think its the best way to end a convo, with this little bit of hope.

6/17/05

"if a vacume really sucks, does that mean its good"-a friend

6/14/05

"big bada boom" -the fifth element

"leeloo dallas mul-ti-pass" -the fifth element

6/13/05

"guns dont kill people rappers do, and im a rapper so i might kill you" - goldie lookin chain

6/12/05

"mmmmm, vanilla ice." -me

6/6/05

friend: im gonna go to sleep
friend : loooong week ahead of me
friend : u have sweet dreams
me: okie
me: much love
friend : filled with butterflies and zebras and moonbeams
me: *muah*
friend : and fairytales
me: oh god
me: i hope you mean all on fire
friend : hahahha
me: u left out that part
friend : i knew u were gonna say something bout that, i know ur gothic, haha
me: lol
friend : so anyay sweet dreams with little midgets carrying pitchforks and bats and everything else thats nocturnal 
friend : and a llama

6/5/05

me:*plays space invaders*

me:*wins*

me: Holy crap! they have pacman too

me:*lost*
me: well ive always sucked at it anyway
friend: hahaha
me: shut it
friend: blahhhh
me: or ill beat you like i beat space invaders
me: *shakes fist*

6/4/05

"oh a documentary, like a movie, but boring." -sisterhood of the traveling pants

6/4/05

friend: are you on xanga?
me: hell no
me: LJ all the way

5/29/05

"you can fuck me when you love me..." -showgirls

5/26/05

"there is no "I" in team, but there is "ME" if you rearrange the letters..." -strangerhood

5/24/05

" I <3 Josh, he rox my sox!" - he made me put it on here (but its true)

5/20/05

*while having a foam drinking cup in my shirt, my friend smashes it, saying* "hey i think you just went down a cup size."

5/17/05

while drinking, i thought my can was empty, so i turned it upside down to see "where's the juice?*it starts dripping out on me* oh there it is!" my friend thought it was the funniest thing.

5/16/05

*while picking through food*"we have had this invasion of ants....and although they are high in protein, i really don't wanna eat them." -aisha

5/14/05

Rest In Peace, my dear friend...

5/13/05

today i had a bammboo stick...so many dirty sounding things were said.

"can i see your wood?" -ayla

"hehehe, im touching your wood." -christine

"dont touch me with that!!" - a few different people

"come on touch it, you know you want to..." -me

OH YES, HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13!

5/11/05

"does the world hate me, or do i hate the world?" me

5/02/05

"you made me miss the moosey parts!" -a friend

4/29/05

YOU KICK BABIES! -me

4/24/05

THE NEW POPE IS A NAZI! -me

4/16/05

"meow bitches!"-me

4/15/05

"boobs, just another places to hide things..."-me

4/14/05

rebel sheep say moo...

4/12/05

"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."  ~Winnie-the-Pooh

4/11/05

" 'cause baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one" -kylie minogue_ love at first sight

4/10/05

"ill rip your fucking ankles off!" - burnt face man (http://www.fat-pie.com/bfm2.htm)

4/09/05

"well I let their teeny minds think
that they're dealing with someone who is over the brink
and I dress this way just to keep them at bay
cos halloween is everyday
it's everyday"-Ministry

4/02/05

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?  "www.bash.org"

4/01/05

FUCK APRIL FOOLS DAY!

3/26/05

dar dar, im a retard...

3/24/05

"i pledge burtality to the death of immortal souls. i shall feed thy vengeance through insane fury or lay in eternal dormantation..." -one of my friends away messages

3/23/05

"G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF....wanna by a vowel?"-friends away message

3/19/05
Save the Drama for your Mama!

3/17/05
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
"im german, but you can kiss me anyway!"- me

3/13/05

"not tears of happiness"- me

3/4/05

"change is bad, unless it's good change..." - Ayla (a friend)

3/3/05

"Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen"

3/1/05

Pull My Daisy

Pull my daisy
tip my cup
all my doors are open
Cut my thoughts
for coconuts
all my eggs are broken
Jack my Arden
gate my shades
woe my road is spoken
Silk my garden
rose my days
now my prayers awaken

 Bone my shadow
dove my dream
start my halo bleeding
Milk my mind &
make me cream
drink me when you're ready
Hop my heart on
harp my height
seraphs hold me steady
Hip my angel
hype my light
lay it on the needy

Heal the raindrop
sow the eye
bust my dust again
Woe the worm
work the wise
dig my spade the same
Stop the hoax
whats the hex
where's the wake
how's the hicks
take my golden beam

Rob my locker
lick my rocks
leap my cock in school
Rack my lacks
lark my looks
jump right up my hole
Whore my door
beat my door
eat my snake of fool
Craze my hair
bare my poor
asshole shorn of wool

say my oops
ope my shell

Bite my naked nut
Roll my bones
ring my bell
call my worm to sup
Pope my parts
pop my pot
raise my daisy up
Poke my pap
pit my plum
let my gap be shut

 -by allen ginsberg, jack kerouac, and neal cassady

2/15/05

Yehaw, gidde-up little doggie...

2/14/05

shotgun + head = no head.

2/8/05

rubber duckie, you the one. you make bath time so much fun!

2/7/05

come to the dark side...we have cookies!

2/4/05

"It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!" - The Mask
1/26/05

"...and you say, stay..." -lisa lobe

1/23/05

katanafox35: evil and cute....the most dangerous kind

1/22/05

"maybe i shoulda let you drown in the sprinklers" - i found this quote on my friends lj

1/20/05

"I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too" -The Waterboy

1/18/05

Why should I care, If I'm already dead? -Me, words from my own mouth

1/17/05

From The Fast and the Furious

Mia: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
Brian: I don't know. How is it?
Mia: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.
Brian: I'll have the tuna.
Mia: No crust?
Brian: No crust.

1/07/05

"And when people tell me what is ok and what is not, it should not be an unexpected scene seeing I extend my middle right hand digit and say...would you like lemon or lime with that piece of advice mister?" - the hives

1/06/05

"jack and jill went up the hill and....THEY DIED!" -http://www.wimp.com/random/

12/30/04

"I HATE NAZI!" - my dad this morning while we were having breakfast and watching a movie

12/29/04

"bunnies hop around and play
each and every single day
i go outside with my gun
run bunny run."- scenester emily

12/28/04

"i wish i was special, so fucking special!" -creep_radiohead

12/26/04

"...you know the time of the year when moses-claus comes down the chimney and parts the egg nog..." - www.strangerhood.com

12/24/04

"LET IT SNOW"

12/23/04

you tell me not to frown...i say i've forgotten how to smile

12/20/04

merry winter holidays!(oh how i wish it would snow here)

12/19/04

when i was whipped by christmas lights: " those arent christmas lights, they're kinky lights."

12/16/04

11/29/04

when asked about what took me so long after school(I was taging the shcool with spray paint):

Mom: so what took you so long

Me: *trying not to laugh* ART...we were doing art

11/28/04

me: brb
davey : ugh
davey : <looks for next random girly to walk by>
davey : <proposes>
me: im sorry i cant give every waking moment to you!
davey : lol
me: im working on something and ill talk to you in a min
me: you ungrateful ass
me:*kiss* luv ya
me: brb

11/26/04

"Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. " -joke from an email

people are really stupid....

11/25/04

when asked why they were high:

"it's thanksgiving...some people bake pies, we bake ourselves."- kelso from the 70's show

11/22/04

"my mom works at hooters, but she dreams of going to las vegas and working in a real strip club" - the simpons

11/20/04

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. "-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

11/17/04

I WISH IGNORANCE HURT!

11/13/04

"i am so close to the heaven
So pure, so rare To witness such an earthly goddess That I've lost my self control
Beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your Holiest of altars
That I'd sell My soul My self-esteem a dollar at a time For one chance One kiss"

- from my friends buddy profile

11/6/04

"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...that's when the world will end" - donnie darko

11/5/04

life's a bore when you dont score...

10/31/04

i put a spell on you, because your mine...

10/26/04

10/19/04

MOOOOO!

10/17/04

"no booty calls at the dinner table..." - me

10/14/04

me:im dead*plays dead*

guy:really?

me:yes, i hope your not a necrophiliac

guy:*laughs*

me: yeah cause then i would be screwed...no pun intended

me&guy: *both laughing*

10/13/04

your mom likes it when i spank her hard...*grins*

10/12/04

If Abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't "cool", half of the teenage population would die within the next 24 hours.

10/10/04

HEY YOU SEXY BITCH! - me

10/05/04

SUCK NUTS! -me

10/02/04

"oh your such a little bitch some times...i know chicks with more nutz than you" - me said to one of my ex's

9/30/04

"WHAT'S UP BITCHES!" - me

9/29/04

matt: u still owe my nuts and apology
me: aww
matt: tell that to my nuts
me: i think i will...
matt: WOOT
me: next time i see you in the hall im gunna go "hey matt's nutz! awwwww!"

9/28/04

"Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change." -my friend peggy

9/25/04

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had

9/23/04

"When a guy talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a women talks dirty to a man it's $3.50 a minute." - friend of a friend 

9/16/04

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

9/11/04

*in an senial old man's voice*WHERE'S MY PANTS!

9/10/04

"penis + vagina = baby"- my friend bobby

9/06/04

person-1-: lol
person-1-: you e-whore
person-2-: yep
person-2-: im an e-slut
person-1-: im an e-pimp

*names of the people have been changed for their safety

9/04/04

"Denial? What about The Nile?"- my friend Ayla

8/28/04

i put a spell on you....because your mine!

8/27/04

*shakes fist in air* OBEY THE FIST!!!

8/22/04

"Personal (echo) Space (echo) Invasion! (echo)" -fredryk phox

8/20/04

"Hi, my names woody....howdy howdy howdy..." -toy story

8/16/04

"Like gag me with a chainsaw!" Mr.Sokolik

8/14/04

I HATE CLOWNS!

8/12/04

riddle me this...riddle me that....who the fuck gives a shit?

8/07/04

"wrong answer fuck-face..." - me, myself, and irene

8/06/04

"im a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, HEY! where all dudes!"- goodburger

8/04/04

DO NOT HARM THE BUNNY!!!

8/03/04

life is a crazy and fucked up thing!

8/02/04

weeow!

7/31/04

"Another time gone by and yet I don't wish to have it back. It would spoil the novelty...." - my friend Squirrel Girl

7/28/04

"The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun" - beastie boys

7/27/04

He's a bad mutha...shut yo mouth....im just talking 'bout shaft....I can dig it...

7/26/04

L: is for the way you look at me. O: is for the only one I see. V: is very, very extraordinary. E: is even more than anyone that you adore.

7/23/04

howdy howdy howdy!!!

7/21/04

Holy fuck monkeys batman!!!

7/20/04

Stop fucking cussing god damnit!!

7/19/04

Where the fuck is waldo!!!

7/9/04

"you and me baby aint nothing but mamals, so lets do like they do on the discovery channel..." -bloodhound gang

7/05/04

"Never underestimate the power of denial."- my friend james

7/2/04

"If you believe in it, it will come true. But please dont try to fly!!!!" - my friend jill

6/30/04

"Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy, Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality"- Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

6/28/04

yeah im crazy...what are you gunna do about it?

6/24/04

"When life gives you lemons, you should make apple juice, then sit back and wonder how the fuck you got apple juice." - one of my lovely retarded friends

6/23/04

she's a super freak!

6/21/04

obey your mistress!

6/20/04

"why dont you act like a tree....and get the fuck out!" -boondock saints

6/16/04

"jesus loves the little children...especialy with BBQ sauce...." -me

6/13/04

im not a bitch, im The Bitch, and that's Miss Bitch to you...

6/07/04

"NaKeD TiMe!"-potter puppet pals

6/02/04

where the hell are my pants?

6/01/04

MY SPOONS TOO BIG....

5/31/04

person 1: thats not a knife...this is a knife

person 2: thats not a knife...thats a spoon

person 1: ah, i see you've played knifey spoony before...

5/29/04

...and thats MISS bitch to you...

5/27/04

OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!

5/14/04

why does being so bad feel so good?

5/9/04

"its as hot as a sauna in here" -my friend jill when we were in a sauna

5/7/04

I THINK NOT!

5/4/04

*howls to the full moon*

4/25/04

"AM I THE ONLY SMART PERSON IN THIS FAMILY!"- me yelling at my parents

4/21/04

"im not interested...please dont bug me" - a friend

4/16/03

HUG ME PLEASE!

4/15/04

"when the end comes i'll know i was just a juggalo, life goes on with out me..."

4/13/04

LEAVE ME ALONE!

4/12/04

"life is too short so love the one you got, cause you might get run over or you might get shot" -sublime

4/11/04

"funky monkey!" - my friend steph

"I love her oh yes i do,shes for me and not for you, if by chance you take my place, ill take my fist and smash your face " - a friend

3/10/04

"Money, Success, Fame, Glamour!" - party monster

3/7/04

PEACE LOVE AND CRAZYNESS!!!!

3/6/04

what? are you calling me crazy?

3/5/04

boredom made me do it