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Music Genre: Kenyan High-Life (Mix of Ska, Salsa and Township Jive)
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Robert Scull and McPaul Smith

We're Going To Mars (all 5)
U- Today the crew of the space shuttle prepares to head for the stars
Me and my fearless astronaut team are off on a mission to Mars!
We've got an important assignment, a really significant goal
A- Find out what's making that “boinga” sound...
P- And report back to mission control
U, P, A- We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!
A mission is what we've got
P- We're going to say “roger” a lot
U, P, A- We're going to Mars!
We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!
We don't know what lies ahead
P- But we do know the planet’s red
U, P, A- We're going to Mars!
A- What will we find when we get there?
P- Probably some dirt that is red there
U- And probably some risks we'll have to take
Ty- The future of space exploration's at stake!
Ta- Quit singing and go for goodness sake!
All- It's time to get going before it's too late!
We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!

We're Going To Mars Reprise (all 5)
U, P, A- We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!
P- Blasting into outer space!
A- With no idea what we'll face!
U, P, A- We're going to Mars!
Ty- I'm Tyrone of mission control, where we manage the operation
Ta- I'm Tasha and I do radio stuff, I handle communication
T&T- We stay in touch with the flight crew, follow them on the display
Ty- They'll radio us with questions, we'll say “roger” and “a-okay”
U, P, A- We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!
P- Flying throught the great unknown
A- My helmet’s got a built-in phone
U, P, A- We're going to Mars!
Ta- It's millions of miles awaaaaay, but if you leave real soon
Ty- The shuttle will shuttle you there in a day, just hang a right at the moon!
U, P, A- We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!
U- Outer space, the gravitiy’s gone
Ta- So please keep your seat belts on
Ta, Ty- You're going to Mars!
U, P, A- We're going to Mars! We're going to Mars!
P- Astronaut life is out of sight
Ta- Stay in touch and you'll be all right!
U, P, A- We're going to Mars!

We're Ready For Anything (all 5)
P- We’ve landed on Mars, on a red and rocky ground
U- Now it's time to get going and look for that sound
Ta- But it's an alien world, who knows what to expect?
Ty- So before you explore, make sure your gear is checked
U, P, A- We're ready for anything! Anything, anything!
A- We brought lots and lots of gear
U- Let's go down the list and make sure it's all here!
Maps and shovel...
A- Check!
P- Cables and rope...
A- Check!
U- Flashlight and sneakers...
A- Check!
P- Bubble bath soap...
A- Check!
U- Sunblock and towel...
A- Check!
P- Grappling hooks...
A- Check! I even brought crayons and coloring books
U, P, A- We're ready for anything! Anything, anything!
P- There's so much equipment packed on Rover
A- But it's packed real well, so it won't tip over
U, P, A- We're ready for anything! Anything, anything!
U, P, A- We're ready for anything! Anything, anything!
A- We brought a whole lot, so why take a chance?
U- And while we're exploring
P- We might sing and dance!
U, P, A- We're ready for anything! Anything, anything!

Astronauts Never Give Up (Pablo, Uniqua and Austin)
P & A- We're stuck...
A- In a lake in a cavern in a hole in a cave...
P- On a distant red planet and I'm not feeling brave...
A- And we lost my pal Rover, that's what bothers me most...
P- My calculations say...we're pretty much toast
U (speaking)- You guys, we're astronauts! And astronauts never give up!
Who flew all this way through the darkness of space,
To explore a new planet for the whole human race?
Who’s skill got us out of that meteor shower? Who’s skill was that?
A- That it have to be ours
U- Yes, we’ve lost touch with mission control,
And yes we're at the bottom of a really deep hole,
And yes we don't know how to get back to Rover,
But none of that means that the story is over!
‘Cause astronauts never give up, my friends!
Astronauts never give up!
P & A- Astronauts never give up?
U- That's right! Astronauts never give up!
We're the bravest, we're the strongest, plus we work the hardest
Astronauts never give up!
We took the astronaut pledge, the astronaut oath
P- Well, which one was it?
U- Pretty sure it was both
When we took that pledge it said no matter what,
You never call it quits when you’re an astronaut!
Cause astronauts never give up, my friends
Astronauts never give up! Sing it!
P & A- Astronauts never give up, no sir! Astronauts never give up!

Almost Everything is Boinga (Pablo, Uniqua, Austin, Mommy Martian and Baby Martian)
(note: Mommy Martian is voiced by Alicia Keys)
A- Boinga’s a word we don’t understand
M- Well, words are different in martian land
P- Well, we don’t know your language yet
A- Maybe you can teach us?
M- Sure, you bet!
B- Boinga!
M- Almost everything is boinga here, just in case you hadn't heard
Almost everything is boinga here, it's the Martians' favorite word!
U- Do you call these hands?
M- Nope, we call them boinga!
A- Do you use pots and pans?
M- Yup, we call them boinga!
B- Boinga!
P- We wear hats on our heads.
M- Really? We wear boinga
U- Do you guys sleep in beds?
M- Nope, we sleep in boinga.
Do your birds say boinga?
U- No, our birds say tweet
M- Do your flowers smell boinga?
P- No, they just smell sweet
M- Do you walk on your boinga?
A- No, we walk on our feet
M- Do you sit on your boinga?
U- No, we sit on our seat
B- Boinga! Boinga!
P- You certainly use that word a lot
M- Well, it means a lot of things, so why not?
A- Is there anything boinga doesn't mean?
M- Well, maybe there is, but not that I've seen.
P, U & A- Almost everything is boinga here!
M- We boinga all boinga long!
B- Boinga!
P, U & A- Almost everything is boinga here!
M- So we boinga this boinga song!
P, U & A- Boinga this boinga!
M- Boinga!
P, U & A- Boinga this boinga!
M- Boinga!
P, U & A- This boinga song!
M- Boinga!
P, U & A- Boinga this boinga!
M- Boinga!
P, U & A- Boinga this boinga!
B- Boinga! Boinga! Boinga!

Music Genre: Spaghetti Western
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Adam Peltzman

Pie-ya! (Tyrone solo)
Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! I make pie like a samurai!
Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! Like a samurai, who makes pies!
Some bakers make pies while they're sitting in a chair
But I tumble and crouch and leap through the airrrrrrrrrrr!
Focus is important, patience: a must
Use the freshest fillings and the flakiest crust!
I practice my jumps, my turns and my kicks
And I never forget to shout this when I miiiiiiiiiiix...
Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! I make pie like a samurai!
Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! Like a samurai, who makes pies!

Pie-ya! (Tyrone and Austin duet)
T-Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! I make pie like a samurai!
A- Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! Like a samurai, who makes pies!
T- Young Austin, you will learn from a pie making master
Nobody makes pies better...
A- Nobody makes them fasterrrrrrrr.
T- I'm stronger than an ax, as graceful as a cat,
As I leap and turn...
A- In your puffy bakers hat!
My one greatest wish is to make pies like you
T- Then you musn't forget to shout this when you doooooooooo...
Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! I make pie like a samurai!
Both- Pie-yaaaaaaaa! Pie-ya! Like a samurai, who makes pies!

The Pie Training Song (Tyrone and Austin)
T- Do you wanna makes pies?
A- Yes I wanna make pies...
T- Let me see it in your eyes!
A- Yes I wanna make pies!
T- Then try this exercise... lift the pin...
A- Lift the pin...
T- Now touch the tin...
A- Touch the tin...
T- Lift the pin and touch the tin! (repeated by Austin)
Pin, tin, tin, pin, pin, tin, tin!
A- Pin, tin, tin, pin, tin, pin, oops!
T- Do you wanna makes pies?
A- Yes I wanna make pies...
T- Let me see it in your eyes!
A- Yes I wanna make pies!
T- Then try this exercise...now mix and kick!
A- Mix and kick!
T- Now do it quick! Mix and kick!
A- Mix and kick and mix and kick!
T- Good, now give the spoon a lick!
T- Do you wanna makes pies?
A- Yes I wanna make pies...
T- Then try this exercise...turn and fill...
A- Turn and fill...
T- Turn and fill and fill and turn! (repeated by Austin)
Now turn and fill and fill and turn!
A- Fill and turn and turn and fill...
T- Good, now clean up the spill!

The Great Pie (all 5)
Ta- I’ve had so many good pies here upon my plate
Even very good pies, but you could not call them great!
But there is that one pie That makes an empress shout:
“For goodness sakes, what a pie! I’ve sure been missing out!”
Ta, Ty, A- The Great Pie…
P & U- The Great Pie…
Ta, Ty, A- The Great Pie…
P & U- The Great Pie…
Ta- Is better than ice cream,
A- Better than cake,
Ty- And it’s very, very, very…hard to make.
Ta, Ty, A- The Great Pie! The Great Pie, The Great Pie!
All- The Great Pie!
Ty- The crust is extra crusty, it’s rounder than the sun,
It’s bigger than a table, it almost weighs a ton,
You need 200 fillings if you ever plan to make it!
U- Come on, get on with it!
P- We’d really like to take it!
All- The Great Pie…
Ta- Is better than candy,
A- Or chocolate cake,
Ty- And it’s very, very, very…hard to make.
All- The Great Pie!

Ninjas Like Pies, Too (Pablo and Uniqua) (Tune: "Jimmy Crack Corn (Blue Tail Fly)")
U- We can’t seem to get up this hill
P- We tumble down like Jack and Jill
U- Just once, oh once, wouldn’t it be nice...
Both- If we could get a pie slice!
‘Cause ninjas like pies too, we do
Yeah, ninjas like pies too, it’s true
Oh, ninjas like pies too, don’t you?
Boy, I wanna piece of that pie!
U- This is our chance, we will not waste it
P- Keep on, I know that we will taste it
U- As we go from tree to tree...we’ll get to the bakery!
Both- ‘Cause ninjas like pies too, we do
Yeah, ninjas like pies too, it’s true
Oh, ninjas like pies too, don’t you?
Boy, I’d like a piece of that pie!
Ninjas like pies too, we do
Yeah, ninjas like pies too, it’s true
Oh, ninjas like pies too, don’t you?
Boy, I’d like a piece of that pie!

The Great Pie Reprise (all 5)
A- I’ve always wished to make pies and do it on my own
And then I met my teacher, pie master Tyrone
He taught me many secrets and I finally made that
And now I stand before you in my…puffy bakers hat!
The Great Pie!
All except Ta- The Great Pie! The Great Pie!
Ta- The Great Pie...is better than ice cream,
Ty- Better than cake,
A- And it was really, really, really…hard to make.
All- The Great Pie!

Music Genre: Django RL
Music by Doug Wieselman
Lyrics by McPaul Smith

Aha! (Pablo solo)
When something strange happens, and no one knows why
You need a great detective, and I’m that guy
When someone did a crime but you don’t know who
You call a great detective to find out who for you
Who solves the mysteries? Who finds out?
Me, the great detective! And when I do I shout
Aha! When I find a clue,
Aha! That’s just what I do,
Aha! That’s the word I yell,
Yes, I’m the great detective, and here’s how you can tell, Aha!
Got a mystery on your hands? On your feet or on your head?
Well, don’t just stand there, call me instead
With my great detective hat, and my great detective mind,
And my magnifying glass, there’s no answer I can’t find
The why, the what, the when, where, who,
I’ll answer every riddle, I’ll follow every clue
Aha! That’s just what I’ll say,
Aha! When I’ve saved the day,
Aha! In a British voice,
You need a great detective, I’m your number one choice
Aha! Aha! Aha! Ahaaaaaaa!

Mysterious, Very Mysterious (Pablo, Tasha and Austin)
T & A- Mysterious, very mysterious. Mysterious, very mysterious.
Eerie things are happening
P- This could be quite serious
All- Mysterious, ever so mysterious.
A- Strange footsteps...
P- Yes, I’ve noticed them, too
A- Do they echo in the gloom?
P-That’s what they often do
A- Do they sneak along behind you, but nobody was there?
P- Exactly, old chap, gave me quite a scare
All- Mysterious, very mysterious. Mysterious, very mysterious.
All- Mysterious, very mysterious. Mysterious, very mysterious.
T- We’ve seen a dark figure, a lurking shape
P- Was the dark figure in a muffler and a cape?
T- Why yes!
P- Aha! I’ve seen it lurk as well
T- But why does it lurk?
P- Alas, I couldn’t tell!
All- Mysterious, very mysterious. Mysterious, very mysterious.
All- Mysterious, very mysterious. Mysterious, very mysterious.
T- I hope some nasty culprit isn’t listening in and hearing us
All- Mysterious, exceedingly mysterious.
P- I’ll share another detail, mysterious to me
A- More than what we’ve said...
T- Whatever could it be?
P- I’ve been detecting, and now I can report,
Your butler, my lady, is a very shifty sort!
His behavior is suspicious, duplicitous and more,
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was spying at this dooooooooor!

In the Garden (Pablo and Uniqua)
U- Those footsteps, I hear them
P- They’re close now, we’re near them
U- Who made them?
P- I’m willing to bet it’s that villain!
P- We’ll chase him, we’ll trail him, pursue him, and tail him
U- He’s probably a jewel thief, so probably, they’ll jail him
Both- That fleeting phantom figure in the garden
That villain creeping secretly along
He’s making phantom footsteps in the garden
We’ll catch him by the time we end this song
P- This garden is foggy and gloomy and soggy
The perfect location for a villain to escape in
He thinks he’ll evade me, he thinks he’s outplayed me
He’s sneaky and stealthy, but not mentally healthy
My instinct is brilliant, I’m quick and resilient
The culprit will find he’s no match for my super-brainy,
great detective, mystery solving mind!
That fleeting phantom figure in the garden
He thinks he can escape me, but I’m fast
Oh, bad guy making footsteps in the garden…
The great detective collars you at last!

Whodunit? (Pablo and Uniqua)
Both- Whodunit? We’re gonna find out
Gonna find out what the mystery’s about
Whodunit? We’ll finally see
Finally see who the scoundrel could be
U- Who stole the jewels and snuck away?
P- The answer’s at the end of this passageway
U- This passageway leading who knows where?
P- One thing I’m sure of, The villain’s in there!
Both- Whodunit? Who’s that evil bloke?
That evil bloke in a muffler and a cloak?
Whodunit? Who’s the cad?
That thieving cad, who’s mysteriously bad
U- The nasty, muffled bandit whose footsteps loudly tap,
He’s in this secret hallway, we’ve almost got him trapped
P- The nasty bandit, the one who likes to lurk
Who took up stealing instead of honest work!
U- First, the footsteps and the figure in the night
Then the lights went out, and the jewelry got swiped!
P- And the chase through the garden and the door in the wall
Now we’re apprehending the one who done it all!
Both- Whodunit? We’re gonna reveal
Gonna reveal who likes to steal!
Whodunit? We’ll wonder no more!
‘Cause the evil one who done it is right behind this door!

Music Genre: Tarantella (Italian Folk)
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Radha Blank and McPaul Smith

We Love a Luau (Tyrone, Pablo and Austin)
T- We’re brothers (repeated by P and A)
And we love a luau!
A- We love…
T & P- We love a…
A- We love a lu-
All- We love a luau!
T- Where we wear leis
P- And party for days
A- With beaming sun rays
T- So have a seat
P- Let’s meet and eat
A- And sit and sing
T- And talk and walk
P- Suntan and fan
A- And prance and dance a hula, there’s so much to do-a…
All- At a luau!
Ba ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba daaaaaaa!
Ba ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da da daaaaaaa!
T- We’re brothers (repeated by P and A)
And we love a luau!
T- We love…
T & P- We love a…
T- We love a lu-
All- We love a luau!

We’ll Get You What You Want (all 5)
VOLCANO SISTERS CHORUS (Tasha and Uniqua in unison)
We know what we want
We know what we don’t want
So get us what we want!
Ty, P & A- We’ll get you what you want!
Ty- Do you want a new lei or a rare seashell?
Ta & U- We know what we want and we will not tell!
P- Some tasty fruits or delicious mints?
Ta & U- We know what we want and you’ll get no hints!
A- Is it soft as a pillow?
Ty- Is it hard as rocks?
P- Is smaller than a snail?
A- Or bigger than a bread box?
Ty- Do you put in on the wall?
P- Does it fit on a shelf?
Ta & U- You’ll have to find that out for yourself!
(repeat VOLCANO SISTERS CHORUS)
Ty, P & A- We’ll get you what you want!
T- Do you put it on your head? Can you hold it in your hand?
Ta & U- What part of “we won’t tell you” do you not understand?!
Ty- Is it made out of metal?
A- Cardboard or wood?
P- Would you call it great?
A- Or just pretty good?
Ty- Would you tell us, oh Volcano Sisters?
Ta & U- No, we won’t! Now go get it for us, misters!
(repeat VOLCANO SISTERS CHORUS)
Ty, P & A- We’ll get you what you want!

Huka Pele (all 5)
Girls- Huka Pele, Huka Pele, hu hu hu! The eruption is coming and coming soon!
Boys- The ground is shaking and that spells doom!
Huka Pele! Huka Pele! Boom, boom, boom!
Ta- You bring your gifts to the volcano,
U- You say “Do you like it?” and we say “No!”
Ta- You think we’re kidding, but it’s no joke,
U- Get ready for lava and a bunch of smoke!
P- The ground is rumbling and the steam is rising
Ty- Knowing those sisters, it’s not surprising
A- You do what you can to make them glad
Boys- And all they can say is “We are mad!”
Huka Pele, Huka Pele, hu hu hu! The eruption is coming and coming soon!
Girls- It’s so loud you can hear it from the moon!
Huka Pele! Huka Pele! Boom, boom, boom!
Ta- Pardon us for the interruption
U- But it’s time for a big eruption
Ta- We’re so sorry, but you’ve had your chance
U- It’s time to call off that hula dance!
P- Tyrone didn’t bring the right gift
Ty- Neither did Pablo the swift
A- Who knows what they wanted most?
Boys- But now it looks like we are toast!
Girls- Huka Pele, Huka Pele, hu hu hu! The erruption is coming and coming soon!
Boys- We’ve got no time, and we’re running out of room!
Huka Pele! Huka Pele! Boom, boom, boom!

We’re Glad to be Here (all 5)
Ta- We spend our days surrounded by hot and steamy lava
How nice it is…to be outside…with coconuts and guava!
Girls- The air is fresh, the sand is soft, there’s a cool breeze in the sky
And the very best thing of all is that we met you guys
U- We can do a hula dance, or even take a walk
It sure beats yelling…”We are mad!”…on a hunk of molten rock!
Girls- We’re glad, so glad, we’re glad to be out here with you right now!
Not mad, but glad, and we’re glad we didn’t ruin your luau!
Ty- I climbed the highest mountain for the heavy tiki mask
But you just wished…to have a party…and we just had to ask
P- I swam the deepest ocean for a pearl that was so shiny,
But all you really wanted was a gesture oh so tiny
A- You only wanted friendship, yes, I knew that from the start
And that is why…they call me…Austin the smart!
Boys- We’re glad, so glad, we’re glad to be out here with you right now!
Not mad, but glad, and we’re glad you didn’t ruin our luau!
Girls- We’re glad to be out here with you right now!
And we’re glad we didn’t ruin your luau!
Boys- We’re glad to be out here with you right now!
Girls- We’re glad to be out here with you right now!
Boys- And we’re glad you didn’t ruin our luau!
Girls- We’re glad to be out here with you right now!
Boys- We’re glad to be out here with you right now!
Girls- And we’re glad we didn’t ruin your luau!

Music Genre: Mix of Surf Rock and 60's Guitar Anthem
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Koyalee Chanda and McPaul Smith

The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure (Pablo and Uniqua)
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothing…
U- Quite as awesome…
P- Awesome…
U- As a swamp!
P- Full of lily pads, bugs and mud!
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothing…
U- Quite as awesome…
P- Awesome…
U- As a swamp!
P- Full of flowers, trees and slime…and crud!
U- Animals like manatees, lizards, fish and frogs
P- Rare and awesome orchids growing out of rotten logs
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothiiiiing…
U- Quite as awesome…
P- Awesome…
U- As the totally…
P- Totally…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
Both- Swaaaaamp adventure!
U- Yes, the totally…
P- Totally…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
Both- Swaaaaamp adventure!
P- Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!

The Totally Awesome Swamp Adventure Reprise (with increased tempo) (Pablo and Uniqua)
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothing…
U- As amazing…
P- Amazing…
U- As this tour!
P- It’s the most amazing tour on earth!
U- There has never…
P- Never…
U- Been a trip like…
P- Trip like…
U- This before!
P- Plus it’s free and you get your moneys worth!
U- Dragonflies and lily pads, fascinating muck,
We are expert tour guides
P- And we probably won’t get stuck
U- On the totally…
P- Totally…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
U- It’s the totally…
P- Totally…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
Both- Swaaaaamp adventure!
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothing…
U- Quite as mossy…
P- Mossy…
U- As the trees!
P- Gently swaying in their swampy way!
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothing…
U- Quite stinky…
P- Stinky…
U- As the breeze!
P- What’s that odor?
U- It’s the smell of decay
If you think that swampy stuff is sort of gross and icky
P- We won’t change your mind that we own Ickefanicky!
U- There is nothing…
P- Nothing…
U- Quite as awesome…
P- Awesome…
U- As the totally…
P- Totally…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
Both- Swaaaaamp adventure!
U- Yes, the totally…
P- Totally…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
Both- Swaaaaamp adventure!
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
U- Awesome…
P- Awesome…
Both- Awesome!

He’s Green (Pablo, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin)
U- He’s green
T- He’s green?
U- He’s green! He’s the color of a fresh string bean
P- He’s green
A- He’s green?
P- He’s green! And he doesn’t keep his fingernails clean
U- He moves real slow and one thing I know…is he’s green
T- Tell me something else about the creature of the swamp
U- What kind of something?
T- Does he tiptoe? Does he stomp?
U- He doesn’t do either, he kinda sorta sloshes
P- And even when it’s raining, he never wears galoshes, and he’s green!
A- He’s green?
P- He’s green! And he’s rarely ever seen!
U- He’s green,
T- He’s green?
U- He’s green! And his hair his not pristine!
P- He lives all alone and he has no phone...and he’s green!
A- Does he have a pet?
U- A dragonfly named Spot
T- Where does he sleep?
P- In a cave on a cot
A- Does he have long hair?
P- Yup, long and thick
T- What’s his favorite food?
U- S'mores on a stick
P- And he’s green!
T & A- He’s green!
P- He’s green! And his feet are size 15!
U- He’s green!
T & A- He’s green!
U- He’s green! And he drinks from a green canteen
He’s kinda shy, that swamp creature guy…and he’s green!
P- Did we mention that he’s green?
A- Yes you did.
All- Well, he’s green!

The Customer’s Always Right (Tasha, Uniqua and Austin)
T- There’s a problem here!
U- What you do you mean?
T- We came to see something we haven’t seen
U- That’s not our fault, we really tried
T- Well not enough, we’re not satisfied
And I don’t mean to be a jerk, but let me tell you ‘bout how these things work
See, I am the customer, and the customer’s always riiiiiiiiiiiight!
A- She’s right!
T- I am the customer, and the customer’s always riiiiiiiiiiiight!
U- We’ve done the best that we can do, this awesome ride is almost through
This awesome swamp with awesome stuff!
A- Well I just think it’s not enough!
T- And you think right, my purple friend, and I say this is not the end,
‘Cause I am the customer, and the customer’s always riiiiiiiiiiiight!
A- Oh yeah!
U- You are the customer, and the customer’s always riiiiiiiiiiiight!

An Awesomely Bad Time (Tasha and Austin)
T- We’re squishing through mud, it’s up to our knees,
It’s sticky and hot, the flies have got fleas
The darkness is falling, I’m covered in slime
We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad, awesomely bad, bad tiiiiiime!
A- The creature we sought is nowhere in sight
I can’t get a picture, I’m losing the light
The mud in trousers is starting to climb
We’re having a really bad, really sincerely bad, awesomely bad, bad tiiiiiime!
T- It’s not just sort of a bummer,
A- It’s not just a bump in the road,
T- It’s the yuckiest day of my life so far
A- And I think I just stepped on a toad!
Both- Ewww!
T- Yuck! (repeated by Austin)
Mud! (repeated by Austin)
Uck! ((repeated by Austin)
Crud! (repeated by Austin)
Gross! (repeated by Austin)
Slime! (repeated by Austin)
T- We’re having a really bad tiiiiiime!
We’re having a really bad, very sincerely bad…
A- Way stinky bad…
T- Awesomely...
A- Awesomely...
T- Bad...
A- Bad...
Both- Tiiiiiiiiiime!

Music Genre: Louie Jordan-style 50's Small Band Jazz
Music by Doug Wieselman
Lyrics by Rodney Stringfellow, Adam Peltzman and McPaul Smith

I’ve Got a Secret (Tasha and Austin)
T- I’m the mad scientist, yes it’s true
There are a lot of crazy things that I can do
I know how to make potions and monsters, too
A- But will you tell your secret?
T- I won’t tell you!
I gotta secret, I’m gonna keep it,
I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!
I gotta secret, I’m gonna keep it,
I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!
I’m the mad scientist who knows it all
I can give you a potion that will shrink you small
Or I can give you one that’ll make ya ten feet tall
A- But could you give me your secret?
T- No, not at all!
I gotta secret, I’m gonna keep it,
I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!
I gotta secret, I’m gonna keep it,
I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!

I’ve Got a Secret Reprise (Tasha and Austin)
T- The maddest mad scientist ever is me
And my biggest creation is gonna be
A secret so big you’re gonna dance with glee
A- So what’s the secret?
T- You gotta wait and see!
A- She’s gotta secret, she’s want’s to keep it
T- I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!
A- She’s gotta secret, she’s want’s to keep it
T- I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!
I got bubbling beakers, jars of brains,
Lightning flashing through the windowpane
I got Bunsen burners and an electric ray
And I gotta secret that’ll blow you away!
A- She’s gotta secret, she’s want’s to keep it
T- I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!
A- She’s gotta secret, she’s want’s to keep it
T- I gotta secret, and I won’t tell you!

Scared of You (Tyrone solo)
When there’s a knockin’ on my door, or sounds I haven’t heard before,
I start to shake and want to say: “No one’s home, so go away!”
Please don’t take it personally, but I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
I’m not just scared of you, I’m scared of everything else, too
Spiders fill me up with fright and gophers keep me up at night
So please don’t take it personally, but I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
Monsters make me quake with fear and I think there’s a monster here
A monster shadow on the wall and a monster face- Ahh! In the hall
Please don’t take it personally, But I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
I’m oh so scared of you! And everything else too!

Scared of You (Tyrone and Uniqua duet)
U- Whenever monsters come around, that’s when I will not be found
When a mummy comes my way, I will quickly run away
Please don’t take it personally, but I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
T- I am scared of you as well, see me shaking, can’t you tell?
Werewolves make me want to hide, lock the doors and stay inside
Please don’t take it personally, But I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
U- Mummies stomp and mummies stare
T- Werewolves have that scary hair
U- Mummies like to moan at night
T- Werewolves like to bark and bite
Both- Please don’t take it personally, but I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
I’m oh so scared of you! And everything else too!

Scared of You (Tyrone, Uniqua and Pablo trio)
T- I’m scared of dogs, I’m scared of cats, but I’m super-duper scared of bats
With their little batty wings, they’re creepy, crawly, batty things
Please don’t take it personally, I’m still scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
U- I don’t like to be afraid, I’d rather have some lemonade
But when you flap around and shriek, I cannot even take a peek
Please don’t take it personally, but I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
P- Late at night, when I’m in bed, I’ll tell you what I really dread
Werewolves, mummies, porcupines, ghosts and ghouls of every kind
Please don’t take it personally, but I am scared of you! I’m really scared of you!
I’m oh so scared of you! And everything else too!

Hurry Home (Austin, Tyrone, Uniqua and Pablo)
A- Hurry home, hurry home…
T, U, P- Time to get scurrying and hurry home!
A- This trusty assistant has traveled far and distant
All- And now we got to hurry home!
A- I traveled all the way to the mummy’s tomb
T- And I was so scared, my heart was going boom
But you weren’t so bad
A- Well thanks, I’m glad! Now c’mon, we got to hurry home!
T- Next it was the werewolf that we had to see
U- You walked through the forest by the grabbing tree
T- I’d thought you’d be scary
A- But she was only hairy! C’mon, we got to hurry home!
All- Hurry home, hurry home! Time to get scurrying and hurry home!
U- We’ll get the story at the laboratory
All- That’s why we got to hurry home!
T- We had to make a stop at the vampire’s tower
P- I made the stairs fall
T- It took like an hour
P- We were scared of each other
A- Yes you were, oh brother! But now we got to hurry home!
Hurry home, hurry home…
T, U, P- Time to get scurrying and hurry home!
P- Our monstery faces have been a bunch of places
All- But now we got to hurry home!
T- Oh yeah!
All- But now we got to hurry home!
T- You said it!
All- But now we got to hurry home!

Monster Dance Party (all 5)
Ta- Who knows how to make a monster dance party?
Ty- I know how to make a monster dance party!
All except Tyrone- Then show us how to make a monster dance party!
Ty- Everybody, listen here, I’ll show you how to get this party in gear,
Stick out your hands and sway real slow and that’s how you do the Mummy Mambo!
Ta- So who knows how to make a monster dance party?
U- I know how to make a monster dance party!
All except Uniqua- Then show us how to make a monster dance party!
U- Aroooooooooo!
Everybody, watch real close, this is the dance we do coast to coast,
Crouch down low and jump up high, that’s the Werewolf Boogie, don’t ask me why!
Ta- So who knows how to make a monster dance party?
P- I know how to make a monster dance party!
All except Pablo- Then show us how to make a monster dance party!
P- Everybody, pay attention, I’m throwing out a move in your direction,
Raise your arms and flap your wrists, now you’re ready to do the Vampire Twist!
A- Everybody, please enjoy this groovy dance from the birthday boy,
Just jump and wiggle and slide and shake, and flicker like a candle on a birthday cake!
Ta- So who knows how to make a monster dance party?
All except Tasha- We know how to make a monster dance party!
Ta- Then show me how to make a monster dance party!
All- Oh, here we go!

Music Genre: Dixieland
Music by Doug Wieselman
Lyrics by Jonny Belt and McPaul Smith

I Love Snow (Uniqua solo) (Tune: "Jingle Bells")
I love snow, I love snow, falling from the sky
Love to see a blizzard piling white stuff very high
Oh, I love snow, I love snow, nothing's quite as nice
Snow forts, snowmen, snow angels and snow cats and snow mice
One thing that I’d love, one thing I like to know,
What’s the secret recipe for starting up the snow, snow, snow, snow!
Not sure how it’s done, on that I’m not quite clear,
But if I could just find out how, I’d make it snow all year!
Oh, I love snow, I love snow, piled up cold and sweet
Get that snowplow started up and roaring down the street
Oh, I love snow, I love snow, why can’t it snow now?!
Sure would love to make it snow, I just don’t quite know how!

The Ice Lady’s Anthem (Tasha and Austin) (Tune: "Good King Wenceslas")
T- When the world is bright and warm, I don’t find it pleasing
That’s why I won’t stop until everything is freezing
You can call me Icy Lady, if you say it nicely
Just one thing I’m here to do: make the planet iiiiii-cy!
To make the world nice, fill it up with ice! To make the world nice, fill it up with ice!
Freeze the ponds and freeze the streams, freeze the lakes and rivers
Freeze the farms and freeze the towns
A- ‘Till everyone shivers
T- Oceans that were watery, now are frozen rigid
Winter isn’t winter ‘till everything is fri-i-gid!
A- Sure the cold is good, sure the winter’s nice,
But maybe we should have a change of pace from the ice
Maybe something softer, maybe something whiter
Something that’s as cold as ice but falls a little lighter…
T (speaking)- Like what?! Get back to work!
Make the cubes and make them fast, or else I’ll get cranky,
I gave you this crucial job, you don’t have to thank me
Ice cubes, ice cubes, all day long, cold and hard and tinkly
Speed it up or you’ll be here ‘till you’re old and wri-i-nk-ly!
To make the world nice, fill it up with ice! To make the world nice, fill it up with ice!

You’ll Love Snow (Uniqua and Pablo duet) (Tune: "Jingle Bells")
U- Come on, cowboy guy, join me on my quest
P- Heading north sounds good, I’m tired of the west, hey, hey, hey!
U- It’s a long, long way, but if we move real fast,
P- I’ll get to make a snowman and I’ll eat snowcones at last!
U- Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow, it’s the best of all
Come with me and we’ll head north and get that snow to fall
Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow…

You’ll Love Snow (Uniqua, Pablo and Tyrone trio) (Tune: "Jingle Bells")
U- Come on, jungle dude, join us on our trip
T- Jungle life’s too hot, the snow sounds pretty hip, hip, hip, hip!
P- We’ve got far to go, but if we really run
T- We can do some sledding and catch snowflakes on our tongue!
U- Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow
P- Nothing’s quite as great
U- Let’s go way up north and then make it precipitate
Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow…

Make the Ice/Ice Lady’s Anthem Reprise Mix
(Make the Ice: Austin, Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone; Ice Lady’s Anthem Reprise: Tasha)
(Tunes: Make the Ice: "Deck the Halls", Ice Lady’s Anthem Reprise: "Good King Wenceslas")
(to "Deck the Halls")
All- Make the ice all frozen chilly, fa la la la la la la la la!
Make the ice bizarre and silly, fa la la la la la la la la!
Icy shapes all strange and funky, fa la la la la la la la la!
This one looks just like a monkey, fa la la la la la la la la!
(to "Good King Wenceslas")
Ta- Hey, they’re having fun in there, what the heck’s the matter?
I don’t like to see them smile or hear their happy patter,
They think it’s some kind of game, goofing off and clowning,
Now I’m turning up the speed, that will get them fr-ow-ning!
To make the world nice, fill it up with ice! To make the world nice, fill it up with ice!
To make the world nice, fill it up with ice!
(to "Deck the Halls")
U- Now the ice is moving faster
All- Fa la la la la la la la la!
P- It’s a challenge we can master
Fa la la la la la la la la!
A- Once this job was so annoying
All- Fa la la la la la la la la!
A- Now it’s something I’m enjoying
All- Fa la la la la la la la la!
(tempo increases)
(to "Good King Wenceslas")
Ta- To make the world nice, fill it up with ice! To make the world nice, fill it up with ice!
Make more cubes and make more cubes, make them by the million!
You can’t stop until you’ve made fifteen hundred zillion!
Make more ice and make more ice, freeze the whole darn planet!
You can’t stop until I say: “That’s it! Time to ca-an it!”
To make the world nice, fill it up with ice! To make the world nice, fill it up with ice!

The Secret of Snow (all 5)
U- The secret of snow, the secret of snow, the secret is something I wanted to know
P- But all of us are playing together
Ty- We’re going to be happy, whatever the weather
A- The sun could be shining
Ta- A blizzard could blow
All except Uniqua- When you’ve got friends, you don’t care about snow!
U- The secret of snow…
The rest- Secret of snow…
U- The secret of snow…
The rest- Secret of snow…
U- We already know…
The rest- Already know …
U- The secret of snow
A- Try not to care if it’s snowing, try not to care if it’s not,
Better to care for the people right there, care for those great friends you’ve got!
U- I still like snow, still wish it would fall
P- But it seems there’s no secret, no secret at all!
A- I’ll smile at the snowflakes, or sunny blue skies,
Ta- I’ll smile ‘cause of you ‘cause of all you guys!
Ty- It’s you guys who give me that wintery glow
A- When you’ve got good friends, who cares about snow?
U- The secret of snow…
The rest- Secret of snow…
U- The secret of snow…
The rest- Secret of snow…
U- So now we all know…
The rest- Now we all know…
U- The secret of snow…
The rest- Secret of snow…
U- The secret of snow…
All- The secret of snow…

We Love Snow Finale (all 5)(Tune: "Jingle Bells")
Ta & A- We love snow, we love snow, soft and cold and white,
Ty, Ta, A- Lots of snow in our backyard, it makes us feel just right, ohhhhh…
P & U- We love snow, we love snow, what a perfect day!
U- Glad you shared snow with us, we’re glad that you could play...
(tune: Backyardigans Finale Song)
All- ‘Cause we got the whole wide world in our yard to explore!
Now it’s time for us to play in the snow, meet you next time when we’re back,
with your friends, The Backyardigans!
(speaking) Thanks for coming! Happy holidays everyone!

Music Genre: Norteño
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Scott Gray and McPaul Smith

We're The Do-Gooders (Tasha, Uniqua and Pablo)
All- We are the Do-Gooders, we rumble and roar!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!
All- We ride our cycles, then we ride some more,
We never stop ‘till the saddles are sore
We’re the Do-Gooders! We rumble and roarrrrrrrr!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!
U- We always act nice, we’re never ever mean
T- Our boots can get dirty, but we always play clean
P- You want to ride with us? You think you can hack it?
U- You have to do gooooooooooood!
P- And wear a leather jacket!
All- We are the Do-Gooders, we rumble and roar!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!
All- We ride our cycles, then we ride some more,
We’re rough and tough, and we’re good to the core
We’re the Do-Gooders! We rumble and roarrrrrrr!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!

We're The Do-Gooders Reprise (Tasha, Uniqua and Pablo)
All- We are the Do-Gooders, we rumble and roar!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!
We ride our cycles, then we ride some more,
We’re burning rubber, bringing help to your door
We’re the Do-Gooders!
P- Grrr!
All- We rumble and roarrrrrrr!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!
All- Bikers are scary, that’s what some people think
P- Until they’re thirsty and give them a dri-i-ink!
U- Or until they’re hungry, and we buy them some food
T- We always speak politely, we are never ruuuu-u-uude!
P- You’ve got a problem? Well, we’ve got solutions!
T- You’ve got a charity? We’ll make contributions!
U- We’re always rolling in and saving the day
P- Then popping wheelies as we’re driving away!
All- We are the Do-Gooders, we rumble and roar!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!
All- We ride our cycles, then we ride some more
P- We’re rough!
U- And we're tough!
All- And we’re good to the core!
We’re the Do-Gooders! We rumble and roarrrrrrr!
U- Grrr!
P- Grrr!
T- Grrr!

I Never Fail to Deliver the Mail (Tyrone solo)
CHORUS
I never fail to deliver the mail!
I never fail to deliver the mail!
Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman
Tyrone the mailman does not fail!
When you need to send a letter, or send a card or even better
A birthday gift to show you ca-are, I’m the guy who gets it there!
(repeat CHORUS)
Not rain or snow or gloom of ni-i-ght, mosquito bites or a busted light
Nor smelly smells or scary sounds will keep me from my postage rounds
An envelope or package, a parcel or a box, or a 53-pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks
The size, it does not matter, the weight, I just don’t care
As long as there’s a postage stamp, the mailman gets it there!
(repeat CHORUS)

Gotta Gas It Up (all 4)
Ty- I gotta gas it up, oil it up, tune it up! Yeah, yeah!
P, U, Ta- Gas it up, oil it up, tune it up! Yeah, yeah!
Ty- Clean it up, shine in up, start it up! Yeah, yeah!
P, U, Ta- Start it up, rev it up, then we roll!
Ty- I’ll fill my fuel tank full of gas, and clean the chrome ‘til it shines like glass
Ta- Change the oil and grease the chain
P & U- And get back on the road again!
Ty- I sure do love my mail truck
Ta- We sure do love our bikes
Ty- I always take some extra time to give it what it likes
I gotta gas it up, oil it up, tune it up! Yeah, yeah!
P, U, Ta- Gas it up, oil it up, tune it up! Yeah, yeah!
Ty- Clean it up, shine in up, start it up! Yeah, yeah!
P, U, Ta- Start it up, rev it up, then we roll!
Ty- Nice cup of juice in my cup holder, safety belt around my sho-o-ulder!
U- Helmets on?
Ta & P- Yup, we’re gone!
All- We gotta gas it up, oil it up, tune it up,
Shine it up, clean it up, start it up,
Start it up, rev it up, then we roll!

Special Delivery (all 4) (Tune: "La Cucaracha")
P, U, Ta- Special delivery, special delivery, here’s a valentine for you!
You got our mail here, so here’s a big cheer, you’re so great at what you do!
Ty- Special delivery, special delivery, here’s a special valentine!
Because you brought back my missing mail sack, you’re so rough and tough and fine!
I thought you were big, tough meanies, that was why I drove away-ay
Turns out that you were trying to help me, then you finally saved the day!
P, U, Ta- It was fun to race and chase you, now we’re glad that you’re our gue-est!
Ty- You guys are the rough and toughest, burning rubber with the best!
P, U, Ta- Special delivery, special delivery, won’t you be our valentine?
Ty- Of course I will be, of course I will be, if you would also be mine!
Special delivery, special delivery, for my racing biker friends!
P, U, Ta- Special delivery, special delivery, hope our friendship never ends!
All (speaking)- Happy Valentine’s Day!

Music Genre: Klezmer
Music by Doug Wieselman
Lyrics by Chris Nee and Adam Peltzman

Yipee-Yi-O! (Uniqua and Pablo)
U- I’m a cowgirl, yes I am! Can I rope a cow? Yes I can!
I’m never as happy as when I am saddled up and riding again!
CHORUS
Yipee-yi, yipee-yi, yipee-yi-o!
Saddle up and ride!
Yipee-yi, yipee-yi, yipee-yi-o!
That’s the horse-ridin’ cry!
P- I’m a jockey, yes I am! Can I race real fast? Yes I can!
I’m never as happy as when I am saddled up and riding again!
Both- (repeat CHORUS twice)

Yipee-Yi-O! Reprise (Uniqua and Pablo)
U- I’m a cowgirl, yes I am
P- I’m a jockey, yes I am
Both- I’m never as happy as when I am saddled up and riding again!
P- I’m gonna win, yes I am!
U- Can I beat you? Yes I can!
Both- I’m never as happy as when I am saddled up and riding again!
Both- (repeat CHORUS)
U- Am I the champ? Yes, that’s right!
Can you beat me? No, not quite!
I can ride faster than the speed of light
My cowgirl skills are out of sight!
P- Can I ride fast? Yeah, you bet!
Have I lost a race? No, not yet!
I will go when you say “Ready, set...”
I’m the best jockey you can get!
Both- (repeat CHORUS)

When I Win/If We Win (Uniqua, Pablo and Tyrone)
U- When I win, the crowds are gonna cheer
P- When I win, I’ll grin from ear to ear
U- When I win, I’ll blow bubbles while I dance
P- When I win, I’ll take a trip to Paris, France
Both- When I win, I’ll shout “Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!”
And everyone will wish that they were me!
P- Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!
U- Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!
Both- Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee! That’s what I’ll shout, you see!
U- Yip-yip-yipee-yahoo!
P- Yip-yip-yipee-yahoo!
Both- Yip-yip-yipee-yahoooooooooooo! Maybe I will shout that, too!
T- If we win, we’ll get a brand new trophy
If we win, we’ll buy a dog named Sophie
If we win, I won’t believe we di-id it
If we win, we’ll get a snack and spli-it it
If we win, we’ll shout “Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!”
And everyone will wish that they were we!
Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee! Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee!
Yip-yip-yahoo-yipee! That’s what we’ll shout, you see!
Yip-yip-yipee-yahoo! Yip-yip-yipee-yahoo!
Yip-yip-yipee-yahoooooooooooo! Maybe we will shout that, too!

I Betcha (Uniqua and Pablo)
U- If you say that I can’t, then I’ll make a stand ‘cause I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can!
P- I betcha, I betcha, I betcha you can’t!
U- I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can!
P- Betcha can’t jump over this tree!
U- Try something that is hard for me!
P- Betcha can leap over this lake!
U- Ah, come on, it’s a piece of cake!
P- If you say I can’t, then talk to the hand ‘cause I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can!
U- I betcha, I betcha, I betcha you can’t!
P- I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can!
U- Betcha can’t jump over that hay!
P- Betcha I can, and I’ll do it all day!
U- Betcha can’t leap that big old fountain!
P- You bet wrong, I could clear a mountain!
Can you jump really high?
U- I can jump to the sky! Can you leap really far?
P- I can leap to the stars! Can you bound over lakes?
U- Yeah, I got what it takes! Can you clear a lagoon?
P- I’ll soar over the moon!
Both- If you say that I can’t, that’s a line in the sand ‘cause I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I can!
I betcha, I betcha, I betcha I caaaaaaaan!

We Don’t Horse Around (Tyrone solo) (Tune: "The Man on the Flying Trapeze")
We’re racing against the best of the best
The riders to beat from the east or the west
They have fast horses who pass every test
Those riders should easily win
Me and Molasses, we’re not as quick
But we’ll make our way up to the top
We’ll never get cocky or quit working hard
And you’ll never see us stop
Oh, we don’t lollygag and we don’t horse around
I don’t want to brag but we’re gaining some ground
My burro’s the best gal that I’ve ever found
We both just keep going along
We are approaching the finish line
We’ve a run a good race, my dear friend
We’ll never give up or put our heads down
We’ll race all the way to the end
Oh, we don’t lollygag and we don’t horse around
I don’t want to brag but we’re gaining some ground
My burro’s the best gal that I’ve ever found
We both just keep going along

Music Genre: Surf Rock
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Scott Gray, Adam Peltzman and McPaul Smith

I Am The Sultan (Tyrone solo)
I am the Sultan, the Arabian Sultan
I’m the only Sultan in the neighborhood
I am the Sultan, the good, good Sultan
It’s good to be the Sultan ‘cause the Sultan’s good...
(tempo increases)
Yup, I’m the Sultan and I’m proud of that, I’m kinda like a king but with a different hat
I rule Arabia, a land of sand and wonder and I keep the best stuff hidden down under
In a cave full of magical Arabian treasure, magical things for my royal pleasure
I count them, I play with them, I share them, too, but my cave is so full I don’t know what to do!
(tempo decreases)
Yes, I am the Sultan, the Arabian Sultan
I own as much treasure as anyone could
Yes, I am the Sultan, the good, good Sultan
It’s good to be the Sultan ‘cause the Sultan’s good...

Movers of Arabia (Pablo and Uniqua)
U- We are the movers...
P- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
U-...of Arabia! We move Arabian things...
P- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
U- We move Sultans, we move kings!
P- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
P- We’ll pack up your magic stuff
U- Never, ever treat it rough!
P- Load the truck, no time to lose
U- Fast as a camel in running shoes!
P- We are the movers...
U- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
P-...of Arabia! We move Arabian things...
U- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
P- We move Sultans, we move kings!
U- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
Both- Move-move-move! Move-move-move! Move-move-move!
Move Arabian things! Move Arabian things!
Move-move-move! Move-move-move! Move-move-move!
Move Arabian things! Move Arabian things!
We’ll do our best and then do more ‘cuz we never had a job before!
Never had a job before! Never had a job before!
P- We are the movers...
U- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
P-...of Arabia! We move Arabian things...
U- Move-move-movers of Arabia...
P- We move Sultans, we move kings!
U- We move Sultans, we move kings!
P- We move Sultans, we move kings!

I Wish (Austin, Pablo and Uniqua)
P- I want...
A- No, you don’t
U- I would love...
A- No, you won’t
U- I wish...
A- That’s right! That’s the phra-ase to recite! (speaking) Got it?
I wish you may, I wish you might learn to wish exactly right
If you want things to go your way, there’s a certain phrase that you need to say! If you say...
P- I like...
A- Then I’ll say take a hike! If you say...
U- I hope...
A- Then I’ll say nope, nope, nope! If you say…
P- I need...
A- I’ll say that does not read, but if you say...
P & U- I wish...
A- Then I’ll make you rich...(speaking) Or famous or good movers, whatever you want!
P- So you have to say "I wish"
U- Or else it doesn't count
A- Now you're gettin' it!
I think you may, I think you might have learned to wish exactly right
If you want things to go your way, “I Wish” is what you need to say!
All- If you want things to go your way, “I Wish” is what you need to say!

The Genie Bottle (Pablo and Uniqua) (Tune: "Take Me Out to the Ball Game")
Both- We lost the ge-enie bot-tle and we need that last wish
The wind from the box, it has got us trapped, I don’t think that we’ll ever get back
To the good Sultan’s pa-lace in our mo-o-ving truck
We’ve used one, two wishes and now we are out of luck!
U- One wish...
P- And we’d be safe and sound, just one wish...
U- And we float down to the ground! One wish...
P- And we would be home free, just one wish...
Both- Oh, where could that bottle be?
Without that ge-enie bot-tle, we can’t make that last wish
We could be up here for-e-ever, let’s think of something cle-e-ever
To get us back on the ground safe-ly, us and our mo-o-ving truck
We’ve used one, two wishes and now we are out of luck!
We’ve used one, two wishes and now we are out of luck!

Music Genre: Jug Band
Music by Evan Lurie
Lyrics by Adam Peltzman

Can’t Stop the Cops (Tyrone and Uniqua) (Tune: "Shoo Fly")
Both- Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops!
Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! We’re the best in the galaxy!
T- Sergeant Tyrone, that’s my police name, catching robots is how I got my fame
U- My badge, it says Officer Uniqua, I’m tough, I’m brave and faster than a sneaker
We’re smart, we’re strong
T- And certainly courageous
U- If you need help
T- Just phone, fax, shout or page us!
Both- Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops!
Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! We’re the best in the galaxy!

We Are Bad Bots (Pablo and Tasha)
Both- We are bad bots, robots who are bad
P- Good does not compute with us, in fact it makes us mad
Both- We are bad bots, there are no robots worse
T- And we have a plan to control the universe!
P- Don’t try to change us, we’ve been this way for years
We’re bad in our springs and we’re bad in our gears
T- Some people say for punishment, we’re gluttons
‘Cuz we’re bad in our wheels and we’re bad in our buttons
P- We have metal hands and rockets
T- Microchips and sprockets
P- Bolts on our seats
T- And wheels on our feets
P- Our systems are booted
T- Our batteries included
P- Our heads are metal-plated
Both- Our functions are...activated!
We are bad bots, robots who are bad
T- Good does not compute with us, in fact it makes us mad
P- We are bad bots, there are no robots worse
Both- And we have a plan to control the universe!

Steer, Baby, Steer (all 4)
P- Big rocks, little rocks, pebbles too
Giant space boulders coming after you
Ta- I’ll step on the gas, shift it into gear, keep my eyes peeled
P- And don’t forget to steer!
Ta & P- You gotta steer, baby, steer
Ta- It could take a minute
Ta & P- It could take a year
Just steer, baby, steer, we gotta steer this thing right out of heeeere!
U- Turn left, turn right, go up, go down
Pop a space wheelie then spin it around
Ty- Keep my hands on the wheel, my feet on the brakes
I’ll just keep ‘er steady, whatever it takes
Ty & U- We gotta steer, baby, steer, we won’t let up ‘till we’re in the clear
We gotta steer, baby, steer, we gotta steer this thing right out of heeeere!
Ta- Boink, whack
P- Bonk, thwack
Ta- Clack, splat
P- What was that?
Ty- Doink, ping
U- Thwoink, bing
Ty- Crack, bop
U- Make it stop!
P- Go fast, go slow, put it in reverse
Ta- Accelerate across the universe!
U- Keep your eyes on the road, your nose on your face
Ty- And get us out of this scary place
All- You gotta steer, baby, steer, gotta be brave, you cannot fear
You gotta steer, baby steer, you gotta steer this thing right out of heeeere!

Can’t Stop the Cops/Bots (all 4) (Tune: "Shoo Fly")
Ty & U- Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops!
Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! We’re the best in the galaxy!
U- Bad bots, bad bots, process this request: put your hands up, you’re under arrest!
Ty- Bad bots, bad bots, we are on your tail, if we catch you, you will go to jail!
Ty & U- Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops!
Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops! We’re the best in the galaxy!
Ta- T-900, that’s what they call me, soon all robots will be bad, you see
P- Pablonator, that’s my robot name, running from cops is my favorite game
Ta & P- Can’t stop, can’t stop the bots! Can’t stop, can’t stop the bots!
Can’t stop, can’t stop the bots! We’re the best in the galaxy!
Ty & U- Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops!
Ta & P- Can’t stop, can’t stop the bots!
(at the same time)
Ty & U- Can’t stop, can’t stop the cops!
Ta & P- Can’t stop, can’t stop the bots!
All- We’re the best in the galaxy!

I Feel Good (Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua)
P- I used to feel so dark inside, so evil, bad and gloomy
And now the sun is coming out and joy is rushin’ through me
I feel good...
T & U- He feels good...
P- Oh so good...
T & U- Oh so good...
P- I used to be bad but it’s now I am glad to be good!
T & U- Oh so good!
P- I used to be a bad bot, always running from the cops
T & U- So bad!
P- But now I am a good bot and I hope it never stops
So much goodness running in my heart, I don’t know where to start
I wanna click my heels, jump for joy, run around like a human boy
I feel happy and niiiiice, groovy and neat, I wanna help an old lady across the street
I wanna volunteer, pick up litter, help people out ‘cause I’m not bitter
I wanna make new friends, stitch a quilt, teach at a school that I have built
I feel good...
T & U- He feels good...
P- Oh so good...
T & U- Oh so good...
P- I used to be bad but it’s now I am glad to be good!
T & U- Oh so good!
T- He feels good...
T & U- He feels good...
U- Oh so good...
T & U- Oh so good...
P- I used to be bad but it’s now I am glad to be good!
T & U- Oh so good!

I Feel Good Reprise (all 4)
Ta- I used to be a bad bot, doing evil was my goal
But now I am a good bot and I finally feel whole
Ta- I feel good...
P- We feel good...
Ta- Oh so good...
Ty & U- Oh so good...
Ta & P- We used to bad but now we are glad to be good!
Ty & U- Oh so good!
Ta & P- We used to bad but now we are glad to be good!

Music Genre: Psychedelic Soul
Music by Evan Lurie and Doug Wieselman
Lyrics by Rodney Stringfellow and Adam Peltzman

Save the Day (Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua)
U- We rescue in the harbor, on the beach or in the bay
If there’s trouble in the water, we will be there right away
P- Save the day!
T- Save the day!
P- Save the day!
T- Save the day!
P- There’s no need to worry if you cannot stay afloat
We will be there in a hurry in our harbor rescue boat
T- If catastrophe is coming and disaster’s on the way
You will see us come a-runnin’ and you’ll always hear us say...
U- Save the day!
P- Save the day!
T & U- We save the day-ay!
T- Save the day!
U- Save the day!
All- We save the day-ay!
U- If you wind up in a jam
P- When you’re sailing on the sea
T- The trusty Harbor Rescue team
U- Will make it right, you see
P- Save the day!
T- Save the day!
U- We save the day-ay!
All- Save the day! Save the day! We save the day!

I’ll Catch a Whopper (Tasha solo) (Tune: “Pop Goes the Weasel”)
I’d like to catch a really big fish, that’s a real show stopper
I’ll cast the line and make it mine, I’ll catch a whopper!
There’s no need to be polite or kind and prim and proper
Just drop the bait and sit and wait, I’ll catch a whopper!
(whistles to tune of song)
If the fish just won’t come out, no need to call a copper
I’ll hold on tight until they bite, I’ll catch a whopper!

Save the Day Reprise (Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua)
All- The catastrophe is over and disaster’s gone away
The rescue team has saved her and all the people say...
U- Save the day!
P- Save the day!
T- We save the day!
All- Save the day! Save the day! We save the day-ay!
Save the day! Save the day! We save the day!

There is Nothing Too Tough for Us (Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua)
T- If there’s trouble underwater, deep beneath the sea
T & U- Call up Harbor Rescue and we’ll send Rescue Three!
P-  Do you really mean it? Am I the one you’d send?
T & U- When it comes to swimming, on you we can depend
All- There is nothing too tough, nothing too tough
Nothing too tough for us, no situation can make us fuss
There is nothing too tough for us!
U- If sharks are swimming all around, there’s no need to run
U & P- Call up Harbor Rescue and we’ll send Rescue One!
T- Oh, I’m so embarrassed, you’d really call on me?
U & P- Well, everybody else is scared of sharks, you see
All- There is nothing too tough, nothing too tough
Nothing too tough for us, no situation can make us fuss
There is nothing too tough for us!
P- If you need to solve a problem, then this is what you do
P & T- Call up Harbor Rescue and we’ll send Rescue Two!
U- Now you got me blushing, you think that I’m that smart?
P- When it comes to thinking, your skills are off the charts
All- There is nothing too tough, nothing too tough
Nothing too tough for us, no situation can make us fuss
There is nothing too tough, nothing too tough for us!

Uh-Oh! (all 4)
P- You know when you get that sinkin’ feeling
Ta & Ty- Uh-huh, uh-huh...
Ty- Like your head’s on the floor and your feet on the ceiling
Ta & P- Uh-huh, uh-huh...
Ta- We can yell for help ‘til our foreheads perspire
But the boat gets lower and the water gets higher
Ta, P, Ty- Uh-oh, there’s a problem! Uh-oh, I think we’re stuck!
Uh-oh, we’re in trouble! Uh-oh, we’re outta luck!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
U- You know when you think you don’t know where you’re going, uh-huh, uh-huh
There’s rain, there’s thunder and a thick fog is growing, uh-huh, uh-huh
I can try to look farther and try to fly quicker
But the rain gets harder and the fog gets thicker
Uh-oh, there’s a problem! Uh-oh, can’t find my way!
Uh-oh, I’m in trouble! Uh-oh, what else to say?!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
Ta, P, Ty- Uh-oh, there’s a problem! Uh-oh, we’re gonna sink!
Uh-oh, we’re in trouble! Uh-oh, no time to think!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
U- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
Ta, P, Ty- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh! Uh-ooooooooooooh!