Aye-Aye is full of young, sexy, mostly single, darn good (not to mention well spirited) frisbee players.
Below is Aye-Aye's Committee. To see all the players, just check the other player pages. Old Aye-Aye's and Alumni can be found in the obituaries section.
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Committee
Joe Williams
Club President#2 "Big Joe"
Last season’s description: “Like most other Aye-Aye's, Joe Williams fills the club requirements of being under 6 feet tall and from Harpenden. Though there is great potential for "Big Joe" as he comes from the Holy Grail of Aye-Aye recruitment centres. He has spent most of the summer overcoming his injury and a bad case of beer-gut. However, with some personal tuition from legend Aye-Aye Israel exchange student, Paul Hearmon, Joe has worked hard over the summer playing with his local Harpenden team, Disc-charge.”
Joe still has a beer-gut.
Alice Dinsdale-Young
Club Vice President#3 "Haggis"
Alice is one of our star Aye-Aye's and represented Great Britain Juniors at the European Ultimate Championships in the 06/07 season where they came first. Alice is one of our most committed members and is always present at both our own trainings and those of local team Norwich Mustard; where she will be doing all she can to “FSU” and prevent people entering her Wendy house.
Alice also finds it very difficult to jump and is often startled by discs above head height.
Danielson Peterson Davison Jenkinson
Captain#99 "Teapot"
Being the son of a preacher man, and the brother of a former Aye-Aye captain, Dan is consequently very driven and ambitious, often to the point of excess. Unfortunately Dan's enthusiasm often works to his disadvantage both on and off the field. Dan is probably the most emotional Aye-Aye, and he found it hard to hold back the tears upon winning the coveted 'most improved player' in his first year’s Aye-Awards.
Outside of Aye-Aye Dan - aka the Calcium deficiency kid - enjoys Pumping Iron, visiting 2nd rate European cities, shaping his body like a teapot, and sucking up to all ultimate players. Oh and one last thing, Dan knows all the rules...so beware!
Alex Palmer
Vice-Captain#88 "Kaliber"
Alex acquired the name Kaliber in the first few weeks of his fresher year when many Aye-Aye's looked awestruck as he failed to take more than a sip of his pint. These same people now sit awestruck as he drinks most people under the table. Winner of ‘Best Personality’ in his first year amid bullying over his resemblance to legomen and having to stifle his constant outbreaks of support towards Mussolini, Alex has gone from strength to strength in his second year.
This however was recognised by nobody else and Alex did not receive a single award in his second year, despite an apparent online vote rigging by some pesky dinosaurs. Classic raptor.
Kieran Mansfield
(Social) Secretary#72 "'n Bake"
Here we have an anomolie from the Aye-Aye breeding centre in Harpenden, coming in at just over 6ft tall. Kieran has proved himself as not just a strong social member, but also as a committed member of the club after travelling to Rotterdam, Holland, minutes after losing a game of Rotterdam fives. Kieran's frisbee skills are certainly developing, but at what pace is debatable. Chin up, son.
Kieran is not racist and does not like going to brown town.
Nick Gammer
Treasurer#25 "Gammer Ray"
Arriving at UEA a mild mannered student of Law with a long term girlfriend, Aye-Aye instantly recognised this boy’s laddish potential. Now a year on Gammer is living the single live, womanising, fighting and terrorising the elderly in equal measure. Usually in a strange outfit.
Gammer has not only made such grand improvements socially, his skills with a disc earned him the 07/08 most improved player, and with previous winners including club captain Danielson-Davison-Jenkinson the boy has a bright future. Providing he can stay out of prison.
Becky Smith
Women's Captain#74 "Bith"
Becky is one of the few female members of Aye-Aye, or Birds-Aye, who plays when she can, but is guaranteed to be at the socials.
Following last year’s summer stop gap of playing Ultimate Rounders, where bruising to the face occurred... Becky is hoping to introduce Ultimate to her home town of Ipswich, despite the town’s failure to even recognise a round objects potential as a wheel. This however will leave the Women’s captain undeterred as such is this girl’s tireless determination and commitment to the cause.
James Murray
Tournament Director#10 "Muzz"
Son of Frazer. Often referred to as Muzz. He shares an uncanny resemblance to Teen Wolf. Due to numerous injuries (particularly on Sundays) Ultimate has taken a backseat to the social side for Murray. Usually found rocking up to training in skinny jeans and plimsolls. Fortunately Aye-Aye's open to all sorts whether Chav, Emo or occasionally Chemo (somewhere in between).
Having completed a truly spectacular term as the club’s Social Secretary, Murray returns to the committee for 08/09 balder and more bearded then ever, in charge of organising the club’s illustrious Aye-Aye Open.
Murray struggles to swim, cycle, and is scared of small dogs.
Andrew Chamberlain
Union Council Rep#22 "Chambo"
Heralding from the Aye-Aye breeding program based in Harpenden; Drew realised upon his arrival to UEA he had little choice but to join Ultimate Frisbee. Despite openly admitting his inability to throw a forehand or down a pint, Chambo has overcome such adversity to arrive on the committee. (Again potentially not by choice)
Though not always present at training due to a stern believe in 16 hours sleep a day, Andy will usually time his schedule to allow him time enough to arrive at Big Wednesday, everyone’s favourite large weekly activity.
If you ever need a bad tip for the bookies, a wholesale job lot of cheap rings, or just some good old fashioned convo (n’aww), this is your go-to-guy.