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Away message:To be continued...
I'm really here, but I'm trying to avoid %n (Don't tell them)
Gone crazy. Be back soon.
If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a cookie.
Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while.
Computer $1000
Internet subscription $30 a month
MSN Messenger $0
Keeping you busy with this away message: PRICELESS
Just try to lick your elbow while I'm gone.
I'm walking my goldfish. Be right back.
I'm spinning in my new expensive office chair. So I'm away... Now I'm back... Away again... Back!.. And away..
I'm not at home. In fact, I'm watching you... right now. Why are you smiling?
Hello from the Community of the Insane Asylum! We are sorry to announce that the occupant of this screen name is not here right now. They are currently rocking to-and-fro in a straight jacket, in a padded room. Please leave a message and they will get back to you as soon as they have regained sanity. Which may take quite a while, but we hope that you care enough about them to wait.
I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Let's practice our right and left. You're right, I left!
I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l together!
I have been temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Only fools leave away messages.
I'm not here right now, if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
I'll be back before you can pronounce abcudfffuligy acumrtnackd fingyh
Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.
People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
Don't Worry, I dont know where I am either.
Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later.
Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back?