Anti-Vegetarian Society of Meat Eaters

Welcome one and all to the official sundry store for members and non-members of the Anti-Vegetarian Society of Meat Eaters (AVSME). Show your carnivore pride with one of these great gifts.

First pick the design, then select the high quality item. That's all there is to it. Oh, and then use the secure check out to safely purchase multiple items from the shopping cart. Add a little something extra to your day with these humorous meatatarian sayings on funny T-Shirts and Gifts.

Cloned Meat? It's Deja Stew! Funny T-Shirts & Gift Will the FDA approve the use of cloned animals as a human food source? Will dinner always taste the same? Government approval for cloned beef, chicken and pork? It's not deja vu, it's DEJA STEW!	It's Meat-Thirty Somewhere: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts It's Meat-Thirty Somewhere. One of our most popular pro-carnivore designs on t-shirts and gifts. While most suited for a meatatarian clock, this pro-meat saying is funny on t-shirts, stickers & gifts.	AVSME: Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Anti-Vegetarian Society of Meat Eaters Official Original Gear. Get this meatatarian logo on a t-shirt or other gift and become a pro-meat member today!
Dogs Don't Know It's Not Bacon, Kids Won't Either If your dogs don't know it's not bacon, your kids won't know either. Smells like bacon. Looks like bacon. Heck it might even taste like bacon. Bacon lover kids will love the meaty taste.	What Would Jesus Do For Bacon? WWJDFB Don't be chicken. Here's the beef with these great t-shirts and gifts. What would Jesus do for bacon? Christian meat lovers may still ponder the question. WWJDFB? Eat with Jesus.	Vegetable Claw: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts I didn't claw my way up the food chain so I could eat vegetables. Don't allow activist vegetarians to dictate what you can legally eat! Meat consumption is part of a balanced diet.
Everything is better with Bacon: T-Shirts & Gifts Everything is better with bacon. Perfect slogan for the bacon lover in your life. Meatatarian pork design on t-shirts and gifts for your pro-meat lover. The only thing better than bacon is MORE bacon!	God Likes Meat: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts "If God didn't want us to eat animals ... He wouldn't have made them out of meat." Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts and Gifts for the pro-meat person. Religious justification? Or just good meat eating?	WWJDFB? What Would Jesus Do For Bacon? WWJDFB? What Would Jesus Do For Bacon? Jesus was Jewish. Many Catholics love bacon. Explore this question via a funny meatatarian t-shirt or other gift. For the religious bacon lover in your family.
EAT MEat: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts EAT MEat - What does this say? It says "eat meat," of course. There's nothing dirty or offensive about eating meat. Funny t-shirt and gifts for those with a beef against activist vegetarians.	Save a Melon: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Save a melon. Eat a vegetarian. Vegans worry about eating animals. Meatatarians worry about eating fruits and vegetables. Why save a cow when you can save a melon?	Meat Vegetable: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts When a vegan scientist invents a meat-flavored vegetable, we'll talk. Face it, meat tastes better than veggies. Let activist vegans know what it will take to give up meat. Meatatarian t-shirts & gifts
Vegans Never Know: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts Vegans will never know the thrill of chasing down one's dinner. Hunting vegetables is not fun or tasty. Meat is neat. Meatatarian hunters will love these funny pro-meat saying t-shirts & gifts.	I'll Eat Faces: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts If it's got a face, I'll eat it. Vegans say they won't eat anything with a face. However, you are a meatatarian who loves pro-meat sayings on t-shirts & gifts. Beef, chicken and pork? I'll eat them!	You Are What You Eat: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts You are what you eat. So, is that vegetables or meat? Let vegans be vegetables. Meatatarians are made of meat. Funny pro-meat sayings on t-shirts & gifts for meatatarians.
Love Meat: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & GiftsI love my meat. A great way to express your love for your favorite food group. Meat! Beef, chicken, pork or fish. If you love meat, let them know! Funny Meatatarian design on t-shirts & gifts.	Just Say No to Vegetarianism: T-Shirts & Gifts Just say no to vegetarianism. Meat is a healthy part of a balanced diet. Meatarians are proud omnivores and carnivores. Just say no to vegans and veggies. Pro-meat t-shirts & gifts.	Vegans Suck: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts If you think vegans suck, you've come to the right place. Meatarians show your omnivore pride on t-shirts and gifts, and don't let activist vegetarians legislate what you can eat. Meat is good.
Meat Lovers: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Meat eaters make better lovers. Is it the high protein meat diet? Funny meatatarian saying on t-shirts and gifts. Meat lovers are better lovers. Love thy meat! Love thy funny meat t-shirts & gifts.	Save the Carrots: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Save the carrots. Stop vegetarianism now. Forget the whales a minute and save a carrot. Meatatarians can help stop vegetarianism with these pro-meat funny t-shirts & gifts. Meat just tastes better.	Nice to Meat You: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts Nice to Meat You. Get it ... meat instead of meet? Funny, eh! Humorous meatatarian t-shirts & gifts. Every funny butcher or steak house server should have this humorous pro-meat t-shirt or gift.
Tilt / Wilt: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Carnivores on tilt. Herbivores on wilt. Meatarians are stronger than vegetarians? Is it lack of protein in vegan diets? Show your pro-meat pride with meatatarian t-shirts & gifts. Go meat eaters!	Meat Waste: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts If we didn't eat it, all that meat would go to waste. What a shame it would be. People love tasty animals. Not eating the meat would be wasteful. Meatarians love this funny pro-meat t-shirts & gifts.	Want Some Meat: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Who wants some meat? Do you want some meat? How about some beef, poultry, pork or fish? Cause there's some meat to be eaten, that's for sure. Funny meatatarian t-shirts & gifts!
Chicken Breakfast: Funny Pro-Meat T-Shirts & Gifts Chickens. They're not just for breakfast anymore. Meatatarians eat chicken for lunch, dinner and even snacks! Funny pro-meat sayings on t-shirts & gifts. Go chicken & poultry!	Cows & Beef Breakfast: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts Cows. They're not just for breakfast anymore. Meatatarians eat beef for lunch, dinner and even snacks! Funny pro-meat sayings on t-shirts & gifts. Go beef!	Pigs & Pork Breakfast: Pro-Meat T-Shirts & Gifts Pigs. They're not just for breakfast anymore. Meatatarians eat pork for lunch, dinner and even snacks! Funny pro-meat sayings on t-shirts & gifts. Go pork!
Dead Meat: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Vegetarian, you are going to have to pry my meat from my cold, dead hand. Dying to eat meat, meatarian? Funny pro-meat sayings on t-shirts and gifts for meat lovers & meatatarians.	Meat Bomb: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Make me a meat bomb, please. It's how meatatarians and meat lovers order pizza. If you got meat, put it on a pizza or funny meat lovers t-shirts & gifts. Anti-terrorism, pro-meat.	Veggies Run Away: Funny Pro-Meat T-Shirts & Gifts Vegetables don't even have a chance to run away. Not very sporting. Meatatarian hunters and fishermen know the thrill of the hunt. Vegans never will. Funny pro-meat t-shirts & gifts.
Okra the Other White Meat: Funny T-Shirts & Gifts Okra, the other white meat. Now, that just doesn't make any sense. Meatatarians know pork is the other white meat. Your meat lover will love this funny pro-meat saying on humorous t-shirts & gifts.	Veggies Are Alive: Funny Pro-Meat T-Shirts & Gifts The vegetables you eat were alive once. Think about it. Then eat meat. Vegetarians eat living things, and so do meatatarians. Funny pro-meat sayings on humorous t-shirts & gifts.	Meat is Neat: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Meat is Neat - Show your pride and appreciation for the tastiest protein on Earth. Funny meatatarian t-shirts & humorous gifts. Beef, chicken, fish & pork. It's all meat. That's neat.
I'll Eat Four: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat four. PETA hates meat eaters. Meatatarians love meat. Let vegans know meat consumption will not stop with these funny pro-meat eating t-shirts & gifts.	Spank My Vegetable: Funny Pro-Meat T-Shirts & Gift I'm going to go spank my vegetable. That just doesn't have the same ring to it. Meat beaters know. Get this funny pro-meat saying on t-shirts & gifts. Then get beating! Vegans do it, too.	Hunting Trip: Funny Meatatarian T-Shirts & Gifts Hunting Trip? Or Harvest Trip? You Decide. Gone gathering berries or feel the thrill of the hunt. Meatatarians and vegetarian vegans alike love these t-shirts & gifts. Hunter or gatherer?