About the Umi-chii

So~!! Ye people want to know more about me that is beyond the not so descriptive profile I provided?? Well, I don't know if I should be happy that you bother, or sad ye all had put yourself into a very, very, very sad fate. But alas, I'm not your kind to sympathize about others' stupidity, or in my case, curiosity. And so, I shall go on with my profile in a much proper manner, once and for all.

And please, no sueing.

Basic Note-to-Self

I tend to shift attitudes (in some cases, obsessions.) from firstly, a turtle, a cat, a penguin, and now, a crab. The next might be an owl or ferret, but I still don't know which will come first.

I'm an atheist. But doesn't necessarily mean that I'm some Satan worshipper or some kind of shitloads people might think. Well, some narrowminded people do. I'm a nonbeliever in god and in devil. Like I once said, if people can exlain the creation of a devil (Or Lucifer, if ye prefer), then kindly explain to me how the creation of God to us. God and Satan are of opposing nature, much like good and evil, and if there's an origin for Satan, then there's one for God.

I'm basically very much against homophobics. That doesn't mean I'm homosexual though. In fact, I don't even bother why people differentiate one's choice in sexual gender (...Bwefweh...). No matter in what angle you look at it, its still very much the same. Man and woman... Its the same. Really. There's no gay or lesbian in the world. Its just in the head. Obviously, its just the force of attraction, and some more damn cursed words implanted on our heads by people from a certain place that I'm very curious as to why they're very much against others' different views. Geez..

As of against to what my mother once said, just because I'm into anime doesn't literally mean I'm an atheist. I have my own reasons to be an atheist, which most people view as meaningless, or not enough of an excuse to reason myself out, but really. I also have my own views, please. Just because I love some stuffs created by Japanese doesn't mean I only believe in what most people want to believe. Animes, are what I'll say, a past time of mine. I watch them when I want to, and in the mood. But in reality, I prefer mangas more than anime =D I only prefer the anime for the sounds and the much easier to comprehend actions, rather than that of the manga. But still...

One thing hat I want to make everyone understand is, there's nothing strange in putting two boys/men/guys together and knowing they have sex after some cuddling and kissing. Really. Its no sin either to prefer the villain than the hero. And its especially no crime to love a very much sexy queer bishi. That much I can explain.But take note, I'm easily offended and turned off when its women in the change.

I have to the knack of self-proclaiment. Aside from that, I also have the knack of spurting out weird and incoherent words that aren't listed in the dictionary, and probably will never be. I also have the knack of saying things that requires people of higher mentality to comprehend, though I dobt they'll succeed. Its not that I'm saying I have IQ way above those of the higher levels, but really. Lets just say, I'm 'advanced' in a non-boasting way. Ask me what does Apple and Isaac Newton had in relativity, don't ask as I have no answer for that.

...And last for all, I'm insane. I admit it. I'm insane that sometimes, I astound myself to the core. Mad isn't the right word, neither is weird, but really. Looking at me and being able to catch me in the 'right' mood can tell ye a different side of me, that clearly tells ye: "Insanity is different from mental."

Three Official Stuffs Umi-chii Created

• lying Frying Pan of Doom Edition and Version 2007 (for this year)
• Teh Ebil Closet of Umi-chii
• Teh Damned Ancient Telegram