A core value of the Autonomy Party is dynamic growth. Our party is constantly growing and even transforming. We are willing to change and are not afraid of improving ourselves.
Currently, the Autonomy Party has become too anal retentive and restrictive. The party is spreading itself too thin and wasting energy. In order to clarify our purpose and to declutter ourselves of unnecessary baggage, I am hereby repealing a number of a past positions of the Autonomy Party:
A. The Autonomy Party removes its tax on sex changes and although it recognizes that sex changes are sick, it does not seek to prohibit them.
B. The ban on caffeine is lifted. Caffeine is not necessary, but it is going too far to ban caffeine. Drugs that are super bad like alcohol deserved to be banned (yet decriminalized), not drugs like caffeine. A caffeine ban alienates people and it is unlikely that a ban on caffeine would come to fruition. It is silly to ban caffeine!
C. Gun control is lifted entirely. We support gun rights fully.
D. We no longer are banning gambling. Gambling is unwise, yes, but it’s not worth it to ban it.
E. Previously it was declared that the military budget could not exceed the education budget. Screw that.
F. Those who attend the Autonomy Party Training Camp to activate their membership will no longer be required to eat a vegan or vegetarian diet, abstain from caffeine, or abstain from television and mainstream media (though abstaining from the aforementioned substances is strongly encouraged.)
G. There may be more repeals yet to come!
Generally, it is wise to be flexible and open in regard to nearly all matters, except for core values. Relative in most things, absolute in a few. That is a good approach for government. When greater harm than good comes from being restrictive, we want to remove restrictions The Autonomy Party no longer wants to be OCD and anal retentive! The Autonomy Party is starting to pick and choose its battles wisely! The Autonomy Party is a dynamic party, ever ready to improve!
