Nick Austin.

Except you can't eat him.

DOWNLOAD THE TEASER:

(1.4 MB, 0:38, Windows Media Video, 320*240)

DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE:

(8.4 MB, 3:03, Windows Media Video, 320*240)

Yar...you'll be needing Windows Media Player and the Windows Media Video 9 codec. Download them by clicking on the linky things above.

e-mail...scratchanselmo_47@hotmail.com for troubleshooting, money, adoration and sexual favours.

Want an Austin: The Movie commemorative CD with all the stuff I worked with on it (and a full screen, high quality version of the entire movie!!)? Give me £3, I'll make you one, and the next day - it is yours!*

Yeah, this is a one page site, but to keep bandwidth down. The full story of Austin:The Movie might someday be published on this very page if public demands calls for it. Time will tell.

* Rawlins College students only. Unless you're overseas or summat, which would be unlikely.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE. ANYONE WHO TAKES IT REMOTELY SERIOUSLY IS A HUGE TARD. ESPECIALLY YOU, NICK AUSTIN.

Any brutal beatings will be proscecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Thank you in advance. This site has been made available with

FreeWebs.com:

I suggest you too get a free account so you can really piss off your arch enemies with hilarious webpage rips on them. Thank you.

Created with Paint Shop Pro 7, Animation Shop 3, Cool Edit 2000, QuickTime 6 Pro, Windows Media Encoder 9 and Adobe GoLive 5.