The Unlikely Lovers Room
Hello my name is La, former queen of Opar Tarzan's smartest adversary in the series, Legend of Tarzan. Auburn has requested that I do the introduction for the Untold Lovers Room because I have style, sophistication, and I would pummel anyone who argued otherwise! (Though admittadly that Hu Li could almost beat me. :D)
These stories are about myself and other people that Auburn calls "unlikely lovers" people who have been put together by unique means. They include myself and Renard Dumont, and Hu Li and Lord Nelson Rathbone from the Jackie Chan films, Rush Hour 2 and Shanghai Knights respectively among others. There will be some other sensual pleasures and things that would turn one on. So find out where it could lead.
La and Renard Dumont
The Queen of Opar- My mother returns to Opar, restores my throne, kidnaps Jane, and exiles me!!!!! (Not one of my favorite memories). While Tarzan allies with a village elder, I wander my way to the Trading Post and join forces with a handsome Frenchman and his two co-horts.
The Visconte of Nouvignon- Renard is sent home during a family emergency. Hugo, Hooft, and myself follow and we unock secrets to Renard's family and some mysteries from his past. (Really I could have handled this by myself. )
Hu Li and Lord Nelson Rathbone (Rush Hour 2;Shanghai Knights)
Far Away on the Other Side- X-over between Shanghai Noon/Knights and the Rush Hour movies. Chong Wang and Roy O'Bannon have been transported into the future and have allied with Inspector Lee and Carter. Why are they there, and why have their forrmer enemies Hu Li and Lord Rathbone allied?