Atlantic High IB Program Dictionary

Brought to you by UnJin, Michelle, and Mel


-Important-

The contents of this website are purely satirical, and was created purely for the purpose of providing humor and amusement.

Thank you.

~The Administration

Tribute to the Old Skool

As the year had drawn to a close, almost everyone is now sad that we are moving out of the Old Skool. You were great place, full of memories of joy and happiness, but also those of hardship and struggles. You gave us one year of our life, the beginnings of our journey through high school and the IB program. I am grateful to be the last class to have truely gotten to know you, and known your beauty. Sometimes, we get frustrated with your shortcomings, and your dirtiness, but as we face the fact that we will see you no more, we come to realize that we cannot expect too much from you. You are like a family memeber. Sometimes we feel like we hate you, but in the end, it is hard for us to part. I am honored and glad to be one of the last people to be with you through summer school. May you rest in peace.

RIP
Atlantic Community High School : 2501 Seacrest Blvd.
(1500 BC - 2005 AD)

~UnJin
 
Alas!  Our time at our old tree-ful old building has come to a close, and we will now roam the real hallways of a new concrete jungle.  I shall miss the filthy hellholes we called bathrooms, and Fluffy, the cockroach that lived in Ieraces classroom and seemed to have taken a great liking to me.  I will never forget the times I feared a spider would drop onto my head from the partially disintegrated ceilings, or that memorable thunderstorm on that fateful Friday.  But most of all, I shall always cherish the great lesson that our wonderful old home taught all of us: "Always wear close-toed shoes, lest your toes get dirty and therefore extremely itchy."  It was an honor to be a part of the last class to pass through your "hallways."
--Michelle
 
As we move on to greener pastures (or rather cleaner pastures), I shall never forget that you harbored our first amazing year as freshmen. You were our transition from junior high preteens to angst filled teenagers. Like any other school you treated us right with your ancient trees that gave us shelter and breezy air, and when vexed you allowed the sacred cappuccino machine to be removed from the cafeteria and hordes of evil birds to pellet us with droppings. You saw friendships and romances form and crumble. For an entire year our lives revolved around your grounds and your classrooms. And upon entering our new, pristine school, your silent presence shall never be forgotten.
-Mel

MISSION STATEMENT

Everyone in the IB program carries on about not having a life.  This is obviously what this site demonstrates, for who would care to make an IB Dictionary if they had lives?  Hopefully this will shed a humurous light on the well-known torture of the IB program.

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