Boredom can do almost anything to a person, and your subconscience has a very dry sense of humor.
You're a hobo in a box that somehow has access to a computer. Don't ask questions.
You know me, and I forced you to come so that my site traffic would be higher.
(This one is the most likely.) You have no clue who I am and wish I would explain myself before you're forced to turn off your screen and tune in to SpongeBob. Who is not, I repeat not, a gay sponge.
blue represents peace - which I could only hope for right now.