No this article isn't about God as the title implies.  I am however letting my adoring fans know that I am going to be updating the page very soon.  I have some very fun and exciting stuff in store for you!  So umm until then screw off if you think I'm too slow at updating but good quality origional material is hard to come by you idiots!  So BACK OFF!!!!!  Anyways I love you all and as I promised good shit incoming!

So there I was sitting at the lunch table today when I heard a few tables down the most horrible words that are known to mankind.  "I don't eat meat."  At the mere utterance of these words I was sent into a blind bloodfrenzy in which I began to dominate the producer of this blasphemous bellow and I left my victim shaking in terror at my sheer superiority.  Ok, so maybe I didn't dominate that badly, but if I had my way, I would have.  There is nothing on this planet I hate more than vegetarians.  I mean what is the point of not eating meat?  Many vegetarians argue that, "animals have feelings too."  Yeah so?  They don't have feelings when they are in hamburger form on my plate do they?  Seriously.  I admit they do have feelings.  But when they are on my plate the only feeling being conveyed is the mouth watering feeling that drives me to partake in another four juicy slabs of cow.  God wouldn't have made this stuff taste so good if we weren't supposed to eat it.  Every vegetarian I meet all think they are better than other people because they don't eat meat.  They all drive cars, live in big houses, and wear clothes that contribute in one way or another to the decay of the animal kingdom...my God are they morons!  I think the only thing they want to do is punish the people they go out to eat with by flaunting their I'm superior to you because I don't eat meat lifestyles.  I wish I could kill a cow and eat it in the driveway of every vegetarian on this planet.

Okay.  So there I was surfing the web and I stumble across this really sick and twisted web sight.  Go here to view it:  http://lifegem.com/secondary/whatisLG.htm.  When I first read this page I was like, "Oh my God.  This is the funniest shit I have ever read!"  Then I got to thinking.  What if the world knew they could do this!  Instead of dropping eight grand on a casket and another five grand on a burial service, you could spend only two grand to get them burnt into tiny ashes and turned into a gem that you could ebay for twice the amount!  It's brilliant!  Simply brilliant.  You know another thing that makes this page even more disgusting is the fact that in all the pictures, there is an elderly person being hugged by their much younger relative and they are all smiling!  Why are the elderly people smiling when they are being hugged by the person that is going to take their corpse, torch it, and turn it into a diamond that will get put in some jewelry box and forgotten...or ebayed if the person was smart.  Maybe you could send the company the ashes of your dead hamster Billy and pass it off as the ashes of your Aunt Fanny...now that would be something.

Everyone visiting this sight must read the dislaimer linked on the left of the page.  I don't want any stupid retards coming to this sight and actually thinking any of this is serious.  This is purely for mine and my friends enjoyment and anyone who wants to have fun with this.  Read the disclaimer and stop being a stupid lamer.

Well, we were contacted by Freewebs and they told that I had to change the name of the page so they didn't have to deal with any legal issues our name may incur.  So I changed it.  I don't mind the new one at all though.  Jeff Moyer is already in progress of designing a new and tight logo for us and I'm sure it will rock as much as the last one did.  So basically since we incured a name change and a website makeover...you have to send me money.  Yes that is right.  You need to fund me changing the sight or I'm going to gimp you like there is no tomorrow got it?  Our paypal account is Imacrzyprsn@yahoo.com.  Send me money or be owned like the lamers you are fools!