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*Kathryn-Hey I really liked the Daily Punctilio
articles! Even though I havn't read all the books, I espesially like the
one, "Count Omar and orphans spotted"! Just what Lemony Snicket would
write!
The Definition of Punctilio
Punctilio 1 : a minute detail of conduct in a ceremony or in observance of a code
2 : careful observance of forms (as in social conduct)
Pretty much opposite of what really happens at The Daily Punctilio!
Volume 1 Issue 3
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Horrible News!!! A book called “The Beatrice Letters” will be released on September 5, 2006. The book is going to tell about the relationship between Lemony Snicket and Beatrice. Along with what Count Olaf was like as a boy. Save yourself the trouble and don’t buy the book at all! |
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Worse Horrible News!!! Another horrible book is coming out on October 13, 2006. It is called “The End.” This is the last installment in the Baudelaire orphans life. You defiantly want to miss out… so don’t buy this book either. |
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Count Omar spotted again in the ocean!!! If you see them please inform us so we had rescue him from those three horrible murders! |
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Kit Snicket Has a Baby! By:Geraldine Julienne Although Kit Snicket is very evil because she associates with the Baudelaire orphans, she has had a baby. She had the baby in a taxi. It was said that her brother was with her. She named the baby Dewey Jr. What an ugly name. She should have named it Count Omar jr. since he is so wonderful!
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Hot Air Balloon Spotted A hot air balloon was spotted yesterday over by the remains of Hotel Denouement. There seemed to be three people in the balloon. The balloon was very large, almost as you could live in it. If you have any information about a large living balloon please contact The Daily Punctilio.
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What’s Hot…What’s Not! Just in from Esmé Squalor. The new thing to wear is the dress to look like fire but there is an eye on the front. Also there is a picture of a mansion burning with flames. The new thing to eat is lettuce. Yes, just lettuce. Esmé says it’s even better to eat the lettuce from your lettuce outfit. Unless your not in enough to have had one. Then it will be fine to go to the store to buy lettuce. The new thing to do is jump off hotels in boats. She says after Count Omar did it, it had been hot ever since. So go get a boat, get on the roof of a hotel and jump! |
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Count Omar and Orphans SpottedCount Omar and his three orphans were spotted in the waters one day last week. They were said to have disguises on. Count Omar was treating them with care and compassion. “I saw Count Omar giving the orphans chocolates and gifts. It is so nice of him to do that to little orphans who murder people!” Someone else said that they saw the orphans trying to push Count Omar over board. Those orphans must be stopped at once. If you see them please contact The Daily Punctilio.
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Esme Squalor, The Most Glamorous Person EverBy: Geraldine Julienne
Have you ever wanted to know what was exactly in? Well just ask Esme Squalor. She keeps updated with all the fashions and trends. In fact that is what she spends most of her time doing. She likes to find out about what’s popular to wear. She is always found wearing the best clothing. Another great thing about Esme is her boyfriend is Count Omar. She is so lucky. He is the nicest and smartest person alive. If it weren’t for the pesky orphans he would be rich! So now you know about the Most Glamorous Person Ever!
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Ballplaying Cowboy Superhero Soldier Pirate Learns to spitCarmelita Spats aka the Ballplaying Cowboy Superhero Soldier Pirate has learned to spit! Her wonderful friend Count Omar has taught her to do so. It was at a hotel where this happened. She did it right over the roof of the hotel. Way to go Carmelita! |
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