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Bulletin Bloopers
Here we go again! New Bulletin Bloopers for you to enjoy!
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food at the food bank.
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Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess nominations will be accepted at the next business meeting.
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There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.
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Child care provided with reservations.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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The activity will take place on the church barking lot.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Hymn: ''I Love Thee My Ford.''
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.
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As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
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Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.