The Art of N.M. Hancock

Who Am I?

My name is Nancy. I'm named after Nancy Sinatra..oookay that's a lie, I'm named after my aunt Nancy. I live in the United States, which ,at times, can be entertaining. I have a facebook, and a myspace, mainly because I don't have many friends so when I get a message on myspace AND facebook, I get really excited and feel a fake sense of being loved. hahahahahah, hmm anyway, I am addicted to brownies(the pure kind aka WITHOUT FROSTING) I mean seriously? If the brownie is gooey and delicious, isn't the frosting unecessary? I'm just saying..

 I work at a dry cleaners, yet I can't do my own laundry without guidance, or else I walk around with shrunken t-shirts(the product of my poor laundry-ing skills), singing Brittany Spears songs(the product of alcohol at a young age). But that's just how God decided to be humorous. I'm sure you're saying "But, Nancy, you can LEARN how to DO your laundry", and to you sir, will be delivered a thousand angry flying Donald Trumps within the next two seconds courtesy of me......now. "you're fired". I bet that hurt didn't it? 

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