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Uh... Welcome to my website, I guess. My name is Ark Thompson, you probably don't know me. Sigh... no surprise. Anyway, not that anyone really cares, but uh... I guess you can use this place to find out more about me... since people should know but that Leon, he.... ...nevermind.

I was forced to make this place by Leggy. Probably never heard of her either, and you're lucky. But if you're here... chances are you have, so good luck with that.

Whatever.

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