Piper : Don't put me in the middle.

Prue : I'm not. You were born in the middle. (1.02 I've Got You Under My Skin)

Phoebe : Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we throw a party and charge commission. It's a great way to make extra cash.

Prue : Hey, I have an even better idea. Why don't you just get a job (1.03 Thank You For Not Morphing)

Prue : You, who can see the future is now looking for a magic 8 ball.

Prue : Look who's talking Little Miss Spell of the week. (1.08 The Truth Is Out There And It Hurts)

Phoebe : Come on, come on, come on. I will, uh, what will I do? I will cook you dinner.

Prue : Oh, don't threaten me. (1.11 Feats Of Clay)

Piper : No, go to hell!

Prue : (to Phoebe) Do we have any chains? (1.12 The Wendigo)

Prue #1 : You look great.

Prue #2 : No, you look great.

Prue #3 : Is my skirt tight enough?

Prue #2 : Yes.

Prue #1 : It's perfect.

Pink Prue : Why did we break up with him?

Real Prue : He broke up with us first, remember?

Pink Prue : Too bad.

Real Prue : Phoebe, I'll call you back. I have to go yell at myself. (1.16 Which Prue Is It Anyway?)

Prue : We barely got away as it was... is... will be... you know I've never been good at tenses.

Prue : Okay, girls. If we see a bad guy what do we do?

Little Prue : She's gonna cry.

Piper : I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.

Prue : Yeah, well, it should make for a pretty interesting defence.

Piper : Do you think this is funny? Prue, we're not stuck in jail, we're stuck in the past.

Prue : Yes, I know Piper, I've been following. (1.17 That Seventies Episode)

Prue : We may not be murderers but we're not angels either. (1.22 Déjà Vu All Over Again)

Prue : How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous. I'm wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriend's pile. I have hair in strange places and I have penis.

Manny/Prue : You know, I'm surprised we men ever get anything done, you know. All I seem to think about is sex. It's like it's nonstop. Really debilitating.

Phoebe : (looking at Dan) Oh, yeah! Nice body, great tan.

Manny/Prue : Awesome truck.

Phoebe : You know, I think you really are becoming a man.

Manny/Prue : You know, a little advice about men, Phoebe. When we fail at something, genereally we don't like to hear that we're...

Phoebe : Impotent?

Manny/Prue : Yeah!

Manny/Prue : I gotta go take a leak.

Piper, Phoebe : Don't foget to put the seat back down.

Manny/Prue : Yeah, yeah, yeah. (2.05 She's A Man, Baby, A Man!)

Prue : Well, I suppose you just have one thousand dollars cash in your pocket.

Jack : Would you like to find out yourself?

Prue : No need. I can tell there's not much there just by looking. (2.06 That Old Black Magic)

Prue : You know, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. ~ she walks up to Jack and slaps him across the face ~ That's for thinking you could get away with it. ~Jeff laughs Prue slaps him too ~ And that's for thinking you wouldn’t get slapped. (2.07 They're Everywhere)

Jack : Hey, how's my favorite auvtionette?

Prue : Fine, how's my favorite auction-ass? (2.08 P3 H2O)

Prue : We have a baby?

Piper : Phoebe picked it up at the police station.

Prue : Okay, I-I-I thought that you were going to ask about a job, not a kid. (2.11 Reckless Abandon)

Phoebe : I have to many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there were so many. "Claustrophobia. Arachnophobia." Um. "Kleptophobia. Phallusphobia."

Prue : "Relax-a-phobia."

Prue : It's not just you, you know. I mean, we all have a little bad in us. It's just that when you turn bad things tend to catch on fire. (2.14 Pardon My Past)

Prue : Okay, she was one and I was three. What did we bond over? Diapers and drooling?

Phoebe : Bad kitty!

~ The owl suddenly turns into a naked man ~

Prue : Good kitty. (3.02 Magic Hour)

Cole : Um... It's a long drive home. Do you think I could use your rest room?

Phoebe : Number 1 or number 2?

~ Prue laughs ~

Prue : He has to go tootie.

Cole : I mean, I thought you were, I don't know, drunk or something before but now you seem...

Prue : Sober. Stairs can be sobering.

Prue : Now that is just the way I like my trolls, medium-well.

Phoebe : Are you worried?

Prue : When are you going to learn? I am always worried. (3.03 Once Upon A Time)

Prue : No, no, no, I'll get the book alone. You guys' couple issues are really starting to hurt my head.

Piper : Wait, we have couple issues?
Prue : ~ points to Leo ~ Resentment, ~ points to Piper ~ denial. Be nice.

~ Piper and Leo kiss ~

Prue : ~ from upstairs ~ Not now, I have a headache.(3.06 Primrose Empath)

Leo : How big?

Prue : Um, do you remember Pearl Harbor? (3.07 Power Outage)

Krell : I am Krell, a Zotar.

Prue : Hi, I'm Prue, a Scorpio.

Prue : You know, it's too bad that he's such a bad guy 'cause he could really come in handy.

Prue : I don't know Krell. Don't you think he would've picked a better human? Oh, no offense, honey.

Homeless Man : Oh, none taken. (3.08 Sleuthing With The Enemy)

Piper : You are not the boss of me.

Prue : Oh, I am too.

Piper/Terra : Okay. (to Missy) Hey! Bitch! Move the trays yourself.

Prue : Alright, um, that was great, although the bitch part might have been a little much. (3.09 Coyote Piper)

Prue : Morning, sunshine.

~Phoebe ignores her~

Prue : Okay, how about, uh, cloudy with a chance of showers?

Prue : Bizarrer?

Piper : Mmm hmm.

Prue : Is that even a word, Piper?

Prue : Oh, you need a little time out, missy! ~ Prue uses her power on the demon girl ~ (3.10 All Scream For Ice Cream)

Phoebe : Wait, you work for the CIA?
Prue : You know, ever since you became a blonde...

~Natalie and Leo start talking to each other in their clickety-clack language~

Prue : Whitelighterese?

Prue : Piper froze ya.

Natalie : She-she what?

Prue : Yep.

Piper : She doesn't like our clothes.

Natalie : You need outfits that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire.

Prue : Okay, but then I have nothing to wear.

Natalie : Alright, now let's pretend I'm the enemy.

Prue : Oh, that is way too easy.

~ Phoebe claps her hands and Piper laughs ~

Prue : Alright, how about I send in an astral Prue as a decoy and just, you know... ~ Prue uses her power and the piece of wood flies out of Natalie's hands. ~ Oh, I'm so sorry.

Natalie : Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death.

Prue : Well, that would be bad. (3.11 Blinded By The Whitelighter)

Prue : Ugh, innocents and alleys. Don't they ever learn?

Prue : Look, Phoebe, if you waited till now to tell me about Cole in hopes that we would die and you wouldn't have to deal with me, you have another thing coming.

Prue : Alright, I am going to win this fight and save your ass. That way I can kick it myself later. (3.12 Wrestling With Demons)

Piper : Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?
Prue : Maybe because she doesn't want both of her sisters not speaking to her.

Prue : Well, that was a wedding from hell. Although, I guess I was the first to get married after all, hmm? (3.13 Bride And Gloom)

Prue : What the hell are you doing here? Do you have some kind of death wish?

Prue : This already sucks. (3.14 The Good, The Bad And The Cursed)

Prue : Better listen to grams, Phoebe. I mean, you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers. (3.15 Just Harried)

Seeker : Well, well, well. The mighty Belthazor, in bed with a witch.

Prue : Don't make me sick.

Prue : You know, you're not exactly the poster boy for teamwork, Cole. (3.16 Death Takes A Halliwell)

Piper : Wait a minute, now you think we were infected?
Prue : Hello? Gluttony, table for one. (3.18 Sin Francisco)

Phoebe : Well, I'm the real killer. I just vanquished Cole's brother.

Prue : Whoa, this is so much better than the movie. (3.19 The Demon Who Came In From The Cold)

Prue : Phoebe, I'm-I'm starting to get a little worried about you.

Phoebe : Oh, don't worry about me, worry about Piper.

Prue : Why? She's still locked in the basement?

Phoebe : No, she's locked herself in her bedroom now.

Prue : Well, at least somebody's improving. (3.21 Look Who's Barking)

Phoebe : Now, why didn't you tell her I was coming back?

Piper : And risk her changing the locks?

Piper : Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighbourhood on a broomstick?

Phoebe : According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.

Piper : And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible. (1.01 Something Wicca This Way Comes)

Piper : Wait a second. Last week we had no dad and now we have two? (1.03 Thank You For Not Morphing)

Piper : Phoebe, you threw his clothes all over the house. That's not a spell working, that's hormones. (1.05 Dream Sorcerer)

Piper : You're supposed to take the trash out, not dig through it. (1.06 Wedding From Hell)

Piper : Nice outfit... for 9 o'clock in the morning with no place to go. (1.07 The Fourth Sister)

Phoebe : I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the "take a chance" gene?

Piper : Probably. 'Cause if I remember my biology correctly, it's attached to the "can't mind my own business" gene. (1.09 The Witch Is Back)

Piper : Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.

Prue : Piper, you didn't?

Piper : I didn't mean to... the first time.

Phoebe : Prue is right about Rex, which means, I'm dating a warlock.

Piper : Been there, done that. (1.10 Wicca Envy)

Piper : Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you. ~Prue and Phoebe look worried and confused. Piper gets up and starts to walk away. She turns around.~ Kidding! It's just a joke.

Prue : Ooh! (1.12 The Wendigo)

Piper : I mean Leo, you're a nice guy and I like you a lot, but let's face it. You're, uh, geographically undesirable. (1.14 Secrets And Guys)

Piper : Try cooking a feast when your own kitchen is attacking you.

Piper : (to herself) Everything is fine. This is fine. ~She pours flour into a measuring cup and misses~ This is utter disaster.

Piper : Lightly simmering. ~ She turns on the stove and big flames appear ~ Okay, okay. Sabotaged, I am being sabotaged. (1.15 Is There A Woofy In The House?)

Phoebe : Okay, which one of you is the real Prue?

~ They all raise their hands ~

Piper : Stop that. (1.16 Which Prue Is It Anyway?)

~ Little Prue moves a couch across the doorway ~

Little Piper : No fair, using magic.

Little Prue : (to Prue) You're pretty.

Prue : So are you.

Piper : Oh, give me a break.

Little Andy : Freeze!

Little Piper : Okay, Andy.

Piper : No, wait!

~ Little Piper freezes Andy, Prue and Piper ~

Little Prue : I'm telling mum. You're not suppose to freeze people.

Little Piper : But he said to. (1.17 That Seventies Episode)

~ Piper starts to climb the wall again but slips and falls but Josh catches her before she hits the ground ~

Piper : Wow, talk about falling for a guy. (1.18 When Bad Warlocks Go Good)

Phoebe : What have we got to lose, okay?

~ Piper and Phoebe turn around and notice all the women have taken off their clothes ~

Piper : Well, apparently we've got our clothes to lose. (2.01 Witch Trial)

Leo : We have to talk.

Piper : You bet your white-lighter ass, we do.

Piper : I'd rather just freeze him and kick him in the... ~ doorbell rings ~ That better not be him.(2.04 The Devil's Music)

Piper : Uh, Phoebe... you keep making like you're on red shoes diaries and I'm gonna have to bust out a can of man repellent.

Piper : Sweet dreams. Don't kill anyone. (2.05 She's A Man, Baby, A Man!)

Piper : Well, it's a weekday and Phoebe Halliwell is already at campus, while Prue Halliwell, master of the morning meetings, sultan of scheduling and queen of...

Prue : Cut it.

~ A monkey kisses Phoebe on the cheek ~

Phoebe : Um, uh...

Piper : Go kiss someone else.

Prue : Why do I have to carry the poisonous snake?

Piper : Because you're the oldest.

Prue : So?

Piper : So you've lived a full life. (2.13 Animal Pragmatism)

Phoebe : We were all related. Cousins. And we lived here at the manor back in the twenties.

Piper : Together? Here? ~She looks at Prue ~ So much for evaluation. (2.14 Pardon My Past)

Piper : Phoebe, you're overreacting. That is my department. (2.15 Give Me A Sign)

Piper : Yeah, but you don't need Dick. ~Prue, Phoebe and Leo smile~ What I mean is you should be excited to see the guy you're dating. You look like you're off to the inquisition. (2.22 Be Careful What You Witch For)

Leo : Listen to me, Piper, I told you, I thought this whole thing through.

Piper : Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet? (3.01 The Honeymoon's Over)

Phoebe : Assistant District Attorney, we have to stop meeting like this.

Cole : You better be careful or a guy might think he's been followed.

Piper : You better be careful or a girl might think her sister's getting a really cheesy pick up line.

Piper : The reason we write the bad words is so that we don't say the bad words. (3.02 Magic Hour)

Piper : Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.

Phoebe : Sure why not?

Piper : Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa.

Piper : You better run while you can, you little rodents. I bet you guys think this is real funny don't ya? Haven't you taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down. I had a nice normal life once and you took that from me. You took my boyfriend, you took my life, the least you could do is leave me... my freakin' car keys. I am a good person, I am a good witch and damn it I would've made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me. I deserve… no, you know what? I demand that you send him back to me. You hear me? Right now. I am going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me. (3.03 Once Upon A Time)

Piper : He's not dateless, he's married, you're dateless 'cause you're picky. (3.04 All Halliwell's Eve)

Prue : Oh, oh, Sean, oh. Alright, uh, just give him a drink.

Piper : If we give him anymore we're gonna have to send him to an A.A. meeting.

Prue : How long's he been there?

Piper : I'd say and hour and 327 peanuts. (3.05 Sight Unseen)

Piper : Well, you're just a ray of sunshine now, aren't you? (3.06 Primrose Empath)

Prue : Alright you guys, that was, um, good. Although, Phoebe, I think you need more force on your kick and Piper, a little less hesitating on the slicing and dicing, okay. Should we try it again?

Piper : No, I'd like to have a boyfriend left when this is over.

Piper : Okay, Leo, you obviously do not have sisters. One minute you're arguing about something and then suddenly you're arguing about who stole who's Malibu Barbie in 1979. (3.07 Power Outage)

Prue : So you can slice up a chunk of demon flesh but you can't touch pigs foot.

Piper : I'm a vegeterian.

Prue : Since when?
Piper : Since now.

Piper : It's the attack of the killer pigs feet.

Krell : Believe me, just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs.

Piper : Stomachs?

Piper : We're gonna vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That's gonna cause some problems. (3.08 Sleuthing With The Enemy)

Phoebe : I know that. I'm okay.

Piper : Really? 'Cause you haven't spent like five minutes in the same room with us for over a week.

Piper's reflection : If you get out of my body now, I might not have to vanquish your sorry ass.

Piper's reflection : Okay, I'll say it again slowly. Try to follow this time. I'm not going to tell you what my powers are.

Piper's reflection : What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack when her boyfriend comes to visit? (3.09 Coyote Piper)

Phoebe : As in dad Victor?

Piper : As in "we haven't spoken to him in a year, and now he's probably in town, and he hasn't even bothered to call us." Yes, that would be the one.

Piper : So, he's a demonic dog catcher, and he uses ice cream as bait? Great news for the lactose intolerant demons.

Phoebe : Okay, I think they're surrounding us.

Piper : No, don't say that. We're not surrounded until they're all around of us.

Piper : When I decide I wanna have kids, you remind me of this day. (3.10 We All Scream For Ice Cream)

Piper : We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.

Piper : I'll help. Anything to get rid of her.

Phoebe : You mean him.

Piper : Nah, I mean her. (3.11 Blinded By The Whitelighter)

Piper : You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often.

~Hundreds of socks fall out of the laundry room ~

Phoebe : Okay, so it's a big side effect.

Piper : Those better be clean. If not, it's laundry day for you, missy.

Piper : Remind me again why we are doing this.

Phoebe : Because your sisters have a thing for saving bad boys.

Piper : If I die before I get married, I'm gonna be really mad at the two of you. (3.12 Wrestling With Demons)

Piper : Gee, Prue, it's only 9:00 and your date's already over? How very Disney of you.

Leo : Pigs in a blanket.

Piper : Leo, I was, I was hoping for something a little bit more elegant.

Prue #1 : I love you.

Prue #2 : Me too.

Piper : Welcome to Planet Narcissus. (3.13 Bride And Gloom)

Leo : Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.

Piper : Oh, don't be ridiculous, you're already dead. (3.14 The Good, The Bad And The Cursed)

Phoebe : Piper, it's your wedding day!
Piper : (shyly) I know.

Piper : A demon I could have handled, but my big sister ruining my wedding, I can not handle that.

Piper : Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will. (3.15 Just Harried)

Piper : You know, I was thinking. This lamp is not worth fighting over, so if you love it then I love it.

Leo : Yeah?
Piper : Yeah, I mean, uh, life's too short. ~ They kiss. Leo knocks the table the lamp was on and it smashes on the floor ~ Ooh! Wow. Now I love it even more. (3.16 Death Takes A Halliwell)

Piper : And he knew where to find us. What, are we like in the Warlocks Guide of San Francisco?

Prue : I mean, it's not like I would actually ask Phoebe.

Piper : So I win by default? Wow, Prue, you really know how to flatter a girl. (3.17 Pre-Witched)

Prue : There is nothing, there is nothing in the book. Why did only lame witches precede it?

Piper : Because nobody is as good as you, Prue.

Piper : Prue, we just have different priorities than you do. You need a little pick me up. How about I buy you some shoes? (3.18 Sin Francisco)

Prue : Okay, wait a second, the vote's two against two?
Phoebe : That's new.

Piper : Welcome to the power of four. (3.19 The Demon Who Came In From The Cold)

Leo : Ou est l'tour Eiffel. That is 'Where is the Eiffel Tower?'

Piper : In my dreams if we don't get you a passport.

Leo : Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be slipping champagne at the Champs Sel Seasay.

Piper : Yes, as romantic as you make it sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo.

Leo : Piper, this is completely illegal.

Piper : Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?

Prue : You're using bottled water?

Piper : For Cole, the purer the better. (3.20 Exit Strategy)

Piper : Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a Banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of okay.

~The house starts to shake~

Cole : What's going on?

Piper : Phoebe's home. (3.21 Look Who's Barking)

Piper : You know what Grams? You were a lousy liar when you were alive, and now as a ghost, you're worse. (4.01 Charmed Again Pt 1)

~The doorbell rings~
Piper : That better not be another long-lost relative.

Piper : Who makes up these cockamamie rules? ~Leo looks up and Cole looks down~ Oh, never mind...

Piper : Yeah, well, you're not truly one of us until you've dated a demon, so welcome to the club. (4.02 Charmed Again Pt 2)

Piper : You are so... Busted?
Phoebe : Hello!
Piper : You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself? (4.03 Hell Hath No Fury)

Piper : Oh! You're assuming because I'm not tall, tattoed, or big breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because I own this club. Which makes me a V.V.VIP.

Piper : This is ridiculous. It's like dealing with a teenager.

Claudia : Oh, my gosh. How did you do that?
Phoebe : The power of three.

Piper : The power of point three. (4.05 Size Matters)

Leo : Yeah, she's home. She's just a little, uh, indisposed at the moment.

Piper : W-wait, wait, you watched? What are you, like a peeping angel?

Piper : So why is Sir Lust-a-lot lusting after you?
Paige : How should I know?
Piper : Well, because it’s your damn fairy tale and it’s alive and frozen in our kitchen.

Piper : Paige, the Charmed Ones come first!
Phoebe : The Charmed Ones come first?
Piper : It always worked when Prue said it.

Piper : All right. Le...! ~Leo orbs in~ o. Hi.

Phoebe : "Defiant, clever and independent." That kinda describes Paige, don't you think?
Piper : Yeah, along with stubborn, stubborn and more stubborn.

Leo : Okay, well, you have to stop her. You can't let her find him. According to the Elders, if she conceives his heir, dark magic will rule his kingdom forever. History will be rewritten. Your future...

Piper : Will be screwed. The world will plunge into darkness. Yadda, yadda, yadda! (4.06 A Knight To Remember)

Phoebe : You're changing the subject.

Piper : No, I'm ignoring you.

Piper : Trying to tell me that the manor is supernaturally bugged?

Piper : The freakin' furniture just attacked! (4.07 Brain Drain)

Piper : Go away and you drop Robo-kid off at the manor.

~Paige adds the flesh and the potion explodes. Paige falls to the ground. Piper giggles.~

Paige : You did that on purpose didn't you?
Piper : Yeah! Yeah, it happened to me last year. No substitute for experience. (4.08 Black As Cole)

Piper : Pheebs, if there was such thing as a protection potion, we'd be mixing it in our morning coffee.

Phoebe : Us theme, you potion.

Piper : Me peeved, you annoying.

Piper : (talking about Phoebe) I'm her big sister, I've known her only, oh, her whole life. (4.09 Muse To My Ears)

Phoebe : Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?

Piper : Nah, too easy.

Piper : Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in a fashion sense. He time traveled bacj with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.

Darryl : Gee, thanks. (4.10 A Paige From The Past)

Piper : What?
Paige : What?
Piper : That noise.

Paige : Noise?
Piper : I feel like I'm in Switzerland.

Paige : Switzerland?
Piper : There it is again.

Paige : What?
Piper : That annoying echo. (4.11 Trial By Magic)

Piper : Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.

Piper : Mmm, Pheebs, friendly little tip, lay off the hairspray, there's a fire starter in the house. (4.12 Lost And Bound)

Piper : Oh, purple good, purple equals exploding power. Exploding power, check. (4.13 Charmed And Dangerous)

Piper : Honey, I know you want the perfect day but you need to relax a little bit, and breathe, breathing's good, breathing is your friend. (4.15 Marry Go Round)

Piper : Phoebe, somebody is going to pay you to tell other people what to do. Shut up and be happy.

Piper : You're not really a Halliwell until you've gone demonic on your sisters at least twice. (4.16 The Fifth Halliwheel)

Piper : Doesn't every demon know by now who's house this is?

Piper : Okay, look, you need to stand still or you're gonna go poof like your friend in there. (4.19 We're Off To See The Wizard)

Piper : Okay, why did your mummy push Paige out the window?

Piper : Let's get this straight, you guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work, so we can all die together! (4.21 Womb Raider)

Piper : Ah, back off Grams. I just saved your ass. (5.03 Happily Ever After)

Piper : (to Paige) Geez, you look like my husband with boobs.

Piper : Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later.

Piper : I hit her with flowers?

Leo : I'm not nauseous.

Piper : Hey, I am! Wait, that's not good news. (5.04 Siren's Song)

Piper : So what do you say to an overbearing younger sister who's treating her pregnant older sister like a porcelain doll?

Phoebe : Thank you?

Piper : How about knock it off. (5.05 Witches In Tights)

Piper : No, Paige, you're a big, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world.

Piper : (to Paige) Wow, pre-natal yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends.

Paige :  You're mean. (5.06 The Eyes Have It)

Piper : Desperate demons call for desperate measures.

Piper : Barbas? You couldn't have brought back Andras or Shax or somebody we could actually vanquish? (5.07 Sympathy For The Demon)

Phoebe : Who wants to be normal when we can be special? (1.01 Something Wicca This Way Comes)

Phoebe : Prue's party tips – meet, greet and bail. (1.03 Thank You For Not Morphing)

Phoebe : We are the Charmed Ones, Prue, not the Doomed Ones.

Piper : Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy.

Phoebe : It's an improvement. At least he wasn't a warlock. (1.4 Dead Man Dating)

Piper : I'm not pregnant. Trust me.

Prue : Well, that's good news.

Phoebe : Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.

Prue : Everybody have their weapons?

~Piper grabs her phone, Prue grabs her phone and Phoebe grabs the poingnard~ (1.06 Wedding From Hell)

Phoebe : Oh, my. Santa, you've changed.

Piper : He's looking for Kit.

Phoebe : The cat. Right. Four legs and fur. I remember. (1.07 The Fourth Sister)

Phoebe : Beware of the wrath of Piper.

Phoebe : (to a waiter) Excuse me, hello. What good is saving the future when I can't get a glass of water in the present? (1.08 The Truth Is Out There And It Hurts)

Phoebe : Prue's new look is perfect for an SHW.

Prue : SHW?

Phoebe : Single Hot Witch. (1.10 Wicca Envy)

Phoebe : I had more privacy when I lived in New York, a tiny island crawling with eight million people. (1.11 Feats Of Clay)

Phoebe : There's a reason my resume is only three sentences long, Piper. (1.12 The Wendigo)

Phoebe : Can I just say I am absolutely enjoying this?

Piper : That's because you're not doing anything.

Phoebe : Not true. I've painted my fingers and my toes.

Leo : Oh, well. I thought that I'd tell her that, uh, as much as I love her and as much as I'd like to stay in San Francisco I can't. A-and I don't know how long my work will keep me away.

Phoebe : No. No. What you just said is as much as you'd like to stay and have sex with her, you've got a wife and kids in another part of the country. Try again.

Leo : Uh, Piper, um, you know how much you mean to me, and more than anything, I wish things could work out, but they can't, and no one is more sorry than I am.

Phoebe : Translation – I found someone I like even better.

Leo : I'm completely confused.

Phoebe : Uh, look Leo. It's not that complicated. Ok. Um, just avoid the following. We can still hang out. I don't deserve you yet. I need more "me time" before we can "we time". And my personal favorite, "It’s not you. It’s me." And whatever you do, do not start a conversation with "we need to talk". Other then that, you'll do fine. (1.14 Secrets And Guys)

Phoebe : Nothing has changed. Piper's gonna cook a feast. I will serve with grace. And Claire will kiss your ass… Trinomial talents.

Phoebe : Are you planning on feeding the people in the living room?

Phoebe : Duck medallion. ~ She lifts the lid and a real duck is under it ~ Sans medallions.

(1.15 Is There A Woogy In The House?)

Andy : I just told you I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?

Phoebe : Andy, it's uh, no secret that we fought at times. (1.16 Which Prue Is It Anyway?)

Phoebe : That is the best picture of me I've ever taken. (1.17 That Seventies Episode)

Phoebe : Okay, well, I could baby-sit for you while you're gone.

Piper : The restaurant? I don't think so.

Phoebe : What, it's not like anything's gonna happen. You said it yourself, you're closed until dinner. Come on, it is just a work out. The worst case scenario, you're in better shape by the time you check into the nunnery. (1.18 When Bad Warlocks Go Good)

Phoebe : Okay, well, look on the bright side, you won't have to squint anymore. You were starting to get those little lines. (1.19 Blind Sided)

Prue : Oh, I hate cemetery's at night.

Phoebe : I hate cemetery's at day. What was that?

Prue : Ah, probably a zombie or vampire.

Phoebe : Great, where's Buffy when you need her?

Phoebe : What happened? Is the ghost toast? (1.20 The Power Of Two)

Piper : A Whitelighter.

Phoebe : Yeah, they're sorta like, you know how Peter Pan has Tinkerbell? They're sorta like that minus the tutu and the wings.

Phoebe : It's not everyday that you find out that the guy you're seeing isn't human. Although, in Piper's case.

Phoebe : Okay, you know, you guys take for granted that I'm your innocent yellow pages. Okay, this takes work. (1.21 Love Hurts)

Piper : What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cash strapped, single restaurant manager, who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?

Phoebe : And the cat, don't forget our cat. (1.22 Déjà Vu All Over Again)

Phoebe : AT&T, the Power of Three.

Phoebe : And we didn't even have to get naked. (2.01 Witch Trial)

Phoebe : Wrong thing done for the right reasons is still a wrong thing. (2.02 Morality Bites)

Phoebe : Piper it was an accident. It's not like I borrowed Prue's car, so I could drive it into a pole. (2.03 The Painted World)

Phoebe : Tonight we have some major demon-ass-kicking to do.

Piper : I hate him.

Phoebe : Of course you hate him. He's a demon. Wait, we are talking about the demon, right?

Piper : He didn't have the decency to ask me first. He at least could have discussed it with me.

Phoebe : Oh, Leo!

Piper : I wish we could just stuff his head in a toilet and make him cough up the demon.

Phoebe : Oh, honey, still upset with Leo?

Piper : I'm talking about Carlton.

Phoebe : I can't keep up. (2.04 The Devil's Music)

Phoebe : I'm sorry. Wait a minute. I tell you that maybe I'm some kind of man-killing demon and you want me to go to the bachelor central?

Phoebe : Uh, did Manny just check out that girl's butt?

Piper : Oh, God. This is strarting to get weird.

Phoebe : It's starting to get weird? Where ya been? (2.05 She's A Man, Baby, A Man!)

Phoebe : Tuatha? Who wouldn't go bad with a name like that?

Piper : This is wrong. He should be battling acne at his age, not evil witches.

Phoebe : Yeah, but look at us. Do we look like we should be the all powerful Charmed Ones?

Phoebe : Cool. ~ Prue and Piper look at her ~ Well, it was.

Kyle : So, did you guys kick some butt or what?

Phoebe : Or what.

Prue : Phoebe, don't be ridiculous. This is business, it's not personal.

Phoebe : Where have I heard that before? (2.06 That Old Black Magic)

Phoebe : Okay, now remember kids, on your way to bad, water bad, land good, water bad, land good. (2.08 P3 H2O)

Piper : Prue – telekinesis, Piper – power to freeze, Phoebe – negligible.

Phoebe : What? Negligible? (2.09 Ms. Hellfire)