Arcanis The Omnipotent

It's certainly been quite awhile since we update the site. 6 months to be exact. But we are still strong. The heart of this site burns with passion forever

It's been a great year again, and although this site has been neglected, I will always remember these things.

January- probably doing nothing haha

Februrary- February 14th! got my license! great day.

March-ummmm I had my license for 1 month?

April- I had my license for 2 months

June- License for 3 months, went to Hawaii

July- Hanging out with people, license for 4 months

August- License for 5 months, hanging out w/ people still

September- 6 months with license! I now was able to drive as many people as I wanted around. School started =[ Homecoming. finally went w/ a date. also means that I got the Heroes season 1 on DVD

October-Halloween?

November- My birthday! got some sweet stuff. Super Mario Galaxy for the win!

December- Writer's strike pwned all the shows =[. But Christmas was great, and New Years Eve i'm sure will be good.

Here's to 2008 being great!

At the risk of sounding emo and all that, I decided to post this anyways. I got turned down from homecoming by who u guys know as cute korean girl and am sad now. :'( O well, shit happens

so yeah i figure i might as well add in my recent life activites to this glorious site.  so yeah not much is rly goin on here, things are pretty chill since im not a new cadet any longer.  classes r goin well 4 the most part, i somehow manage to uphold a B+ in German III but im sure that won't last but who knows.  Halo 3's on its way and we got a kid who's havin his 360 and the game sent 2 him so we can play it on our *dun duh duh duuuh" 63' inch plasma screen.  I figure i'll get back in2 wow seeing as how i have a credit card 2 pay 4 it with, that and the fact that every1 in tech services here plays it.  So yeah, i'll b back up in october stayin with dan so needless to say the party will nvr stop.  4 day weekends r nice.  c u all fairly soon.

Me and Chris have vowed that this site will be updated more often. So as it's said, so shall it be!

Well school thus far hasnt been too bad. I'm surviving but then again ap us hasnt had a test yet, and we havent done sat's yet, but whatever i'll survive.

Lorwyn comes out soon, that'll be sick biscuits. Homecoming happens soon as well. We'll see what we end up doin about that

well im in school its first period and rosen and nolan r sitting next to me.  bored as balls, i want sex, and a few slow chomps

STEVE!!

Ok, time to update more. Even though I probably won't.

Anyways, so Bioshock came out and for some reason the 360 users that I'm friends with do not own it yet. Maybe I should get a 360.

School starts tomorrow. sucks.

Here's to summer. It was kick ass even if it was too fast.

dude, the new layout caught my attention so i decided to update. So i am leavin fer imsa in a day...sucks....
o well, i want a korlash contorl deck! i also want julia..but thats a different subject. btw, luv the picture of me
on top of the screen

Ok im going to make the effort to revive this sucker by giving it a new layout and new music, and we'll see what happens.

Shocking, i know im posting, but i might be getting a g/f.  Shes a freshman (goin to be a sophmore) and awesome.  Also im gonna start playing Warcraft 3 so much more so i can kick hard ass.  The LAN was so fun even though i almost died in gymnastics the next day.  O and i also think its kickass i remember the account name and the password, so suck it bitches.  Im out!

-The Clap

dudes! check it.  theres a kid in my unit who got a game out in addictinggames.com, it's called Escape Culver.  It's set up exactly like our rooms but his is set up 4 1 person.

So I actually updated this. haha. AP exams are coming up fast. like, 2 weeks from now. and i'm freaking out cuz i don't think that this is gonna be good. and also i'm not doing so well in a bunch of my classes, so i gotta bring that up. but yeah, so i can't wait for summer cuz there's gonna be so much sleeping it'll be crazy.

Hero Dualz script is in slow progress, production of the movie will start on an undetermined date and time during the summer.

yeah i bet nick lache or w/e was like wtf? she was having an affair in public?!? this makes me wanna cry a river.  but yeah anyway, i brought down wc3 so im gonna dota against myself but other than that i've been doing mostly gaming and running with the occasional meal.  i dl'd a gba emulator thats pretty fun and managed 2 find a site that has pretty much every gba game made on it.  i found the first gba fire emblem game but it was nvr released in english so im going off the japanese version.  theres an english patch im trying 2 get 2 wrk though.  theres a cool game i told dan about called advance wars that i always wanted 2 try.  if u can get by the boring tutorial and shitty dialogue it gets 2 b pretty fun.  oh yeah i also found almost every episode of gundam wing, minus episode 11, 22, and a few others.  that is the greatest anime ever and i will tell u y; giganitic mechs duking it out in the future, politics and a revolution, good dialogue, and finally the biggest point of all, no scenes with big headed ppl yelling at small ppl with huge sweat drops while theres a multi-color background.  so yeah im gonna hit some gta 3, gonna go 4 my third time beating it, which sadly won't b difficult at all.

Ha ha ha I love this song. And get your asses updating people. This weekend was fun. Friday was kinda boring cuz no one was here but o well

Hey hey hey. I'm back from Italy and doin my part to revive the site. Italy was fun but im really freakin tired right now. I picked up the Fratellis CD in Italy, and its really good. So yeah, until my next update, adios.

yeah, Marvel v. Capcom II is super intense, but kazer prevailed as the #1 high score. button-mashing ftw.

so no one has basically been here the past few days cuz of Spring Break, and i'm going to join their ranks tomorrow by going to San Fran.

let's try and revive this site everyone

so i don't think any1 can c dans post but all it says is ur all addicted 2 WoW.  so yeah just got back from 300 with chris and overall i thought it was good.  cool soundtrack.  i bought dead rising 2day but was almost stopped 4 finacial reasons.  note 4 every1; if u go 2 micro center b sure 2 have EXACT change.  the game was 64.04 and i was like ok heres 60..1..2..3..4, and hes like "got 4 cents?" 2 which i answer sry i don't, then the dude said what i least expected, "i can't sell u this then".  come on man, 4 cents! but w/e i just ran out and got a nickel.  so yeah.  as chris knows, marvel vs. capcom 2 is an intense game.  i got first place with my ultima team that consisted of cyclops, colossus, iron man, and gambit on the last round i played.  it was swell.  dans flying rite now.  7 more hours if im correct.  i have 2 go 2 florida 2morrow but it'll b like only 2 months till im home 4 summer so yeah, not 2 long.  i'll also b up 4 weekends i guess casue the outdoor track season is starting.  so every1 who reads this have fun on break and make wise choices.  that doesn't concern drugs and alcohol, but how much time u choose 2 spend playing WoW.

Tornado Drill today sounded more like pac man than a tornado. i re-read quote of the day and saw some old funny ones. Someone should update that more. Well everyones addicted to WoW except chris and kazer so this site is in a recession. Ill do my best to update a bit more.

so i'd like to start off this post by saying that since 10/9/2005 the site has been visited 14196 times.  i was pretty close 2 being able 2 go home this weekend but the school decided we should have a mandatory screening of schindler's list on sunday 4 all sophmores.  yeah its pretty gay.  stupid nazis, they've ruined my weekend.  first track meet on friday.  i've actually thought of dropping it cause i realized i rly don't like running all that much.  so yeah every1 enjoy ur weekends and what not.  my closer will b from previous posts.

9/20/05 Arc

So here's the Hinsdale Central update for Kazer and possibly Eddie if he ever reads this

Dan forgot to remind me to give him the money for this site's premium and forgot luke's beard for a project

Turnabout was just this saturday. Luke went with Steve [Sheehan]

There is no school on Friday, so all the teachers are having tests Wednesday and Thursday

im gonna take a stab at the pokemon songs:

i want 2 b the very best, like no1 ever was, 2 catch them is my real test, 2 train them is my cause, i will travel across the land, searching far and wide, this pokemon something something followed b some more something something pokemon gotta catch 'em all our courage wll pull us through, u teach me and i'll teach po-ke-mon, gotta catch 'em all, pokemon!

stay tuned 4 the next theme either later 2night or 2morrow.  so i have 2 things 2 look forward 2, which is rare here.  First off, all new prison break.  and secondly, heroes.  i filled my comedy quota yesterday with psych and scrubs, now its on 2 the more serious, action-packed shit.  it's times like these that i miss not being able 2 watch t.v. at any given time.  so the 360 got a work-out last weekend.  i decided 2 try out hitman blood money, which is good but slightly different from how i initially thought it would b.  overall i give it a 7/10.  u need some time 2 play it, which i rly didn't have.  apparently i am now a member of clan arco which is cool and if ur mean 2 me i'll sick my gay dogs who like 2 show dominance on u.  well now its time 4 class, oh joy.  enjoy publich school u lucky...luckers............

ok, we need to get our heads out of our asses and update this site more

ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY

heres the deal.  this site is totally rhombus and unless something mathematical happens, princess bubble gum is screwed.  so yeah every1 watch this.  it shows team building and bravery.  things that we need in modern america.  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4091636603923402551&q=adventure+time

hahaha yeah, we need to bring this back up to life.

alright this is long overdue

January- stuff? FINALS for the first time

February- i had a girlfriend for valentine's day! yeah, that was pretty much it

March- did i go to South Carolina?

April-I think i lost my girlfriend. damn

May- flowers.

June-Finals and school is finally out. hallelujah. I went to Italy

July- Summer School and some LANs

August- some LANs and stuff

September-Sophmore year. damn

October- ahahah eddie and i got to dan's house an hour after everyone else

November- My birthday. basically the best highlight so far.

December- Christmas and New Year's Eve. fun stuff.

Good Luck on Finals everyone

zomg.  arcanis isn't blocked anymore! now i know the site has been going through a rough time filled with neglect and binge drinking, but it is time that it got up and running again.  We need a topic starter here.  ok i got 1.  zach im thinking of asking laura out and making sweet sweet love 2 her at the end of the date.  if she says no, i'll make even sweeter love 2 her, u know in a sort of rape-like way.  dan is gonna try out 4 track whether his fat ass wants 2 or not.  most of u have become slaves 2 WoW so i just have this 2 say; its like crack in nerd form.  get off the habit.  lets remeness on old arcanis memories.  The day the site was made.  i wouldn't know about this day because i didn't find out about it till like a week later.  dan liking mal and making a page 4 her with pictures of her grabbing "some guy's pole" in retaliation chris made a kristen page.  ore mayb its the other way around, dan was getting revenge, i don't know.  posting will k. poem about how he felt about jenny on the guestbook.  me making a freewebs cause u guys sucked and wouldn't give me the password.  arcanis going premium which i have no idea if thats expired or not, and im sure theres plenty of other memories.  oh yeah, dan falling off his bike.  and the ciphering of games from miniclip.  also, when i dissrespected hinsdale central by vandalizing the something year birthday shirt, and made it in2 the arcanis birthday shirt.  u c guys.  this is what is at stake if this site dies.  and i just won't have that.

(forgot about january so i raided earlier posts)

January: Sitar Defender assaulted the guestbook

February: Went to Florida

March: Went to Ireland

April: Enjoyed April Showers?

May: Enjoyed warm weather

June: Summer started. Lots of Lans

July: BSU, ID camp, and more Lans

August: Summer winded down and kazer and eddie left, thus destroying any awesomeness central had.

September: School started. I cried.

October: Halloween. Will's a HUGE MUMMY

November: Turkey

December: Christmas and my birthday!

And a happy new year to all of you

 

Happy New Year's Eve Eve!

i just want everyone to remember that Steve said that if anyone remembered that one post of his that said if you come up to me and say _______ then i'll buy you lunch

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

OMG IM FUCKING BACK!  God it took me like 39 tries to remember the password and acount name.  But i did it bitches.  I love u guys!

It's my birthday!

Ok, since we are ALL going to get WoW (including chris hopfully) i just needa say that i already out lvled dan. lol.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

We need to have this site more active.

Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

 

sucks to be parliament?

 

Not really. Pretty sure its still intact over there.

Yeah i'm all better from being sick

Oh shiz. it's november. my b-day approaches. and so does will's (or so i at least hear. about every day is will's b-day)

Halloween was awesome. so much candy.

i just want the week to end though.

remember to change your clocks tonight.

so today is so amazingly boring. there's absolutely nothing to do

dan's LAN was pretty awesome. Will and I rose China like none other

so Kazer is coming back this weekend.

looking for a sweet overnight friday night LAN in the prospect.

obviously not at my house though

It only took a few hours...                                                                                                                                                                             

dont no how long its been since the colossi's posted


man i wanna place my hand on ur fucking sexy ass and squeeze.....and squeeeeeeeze....TAKE OFF YOURE BLOUSE AND UNDAPAYNTS

hey guys.

New layout

 

Off task in engrish.

 

Bored.

 

Bye

lol dan, i still love you, just had to change that "devise" of ours.  allowing us to laugh at your expense.

Yeah that dance was pretty freaking sweet. I didnt see will dance with this random girl but partyboying jad's sister was priceless. I got laid thrice. Chris was running around holding an asian. Zach was gettin ladies. And luke was tearing up the floor with teh crew. In short, better than last year.

 

Happy birthday luke.

 

OMG ITS EDDIE SONG

I had an awesome time.  Chris is nub, the music at the end was better.  Dragonsta Din-tei, cotten eye joe, what is love, techno shit, LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT.

I was dancin like a maniac, busta'move.  I wish I could dance the salsa and ballroom dance, then I could attract all the ladies just like Zach.  I think I want to take dance classes.  Ole!

Happy Birthday Luke!!!!!

ok homecoming was sweet and stuff. pretty crappy music till the end.

to sum it up, party-boying jad's sister. will and some random girl dancing. breakdancing crew. luke, steve, zach doing handstands. i think a girl slapped my ass. dan and a bunch of people dancing in a large group. Me sweeping a girl off her feet.

fun stuff.....

New song, homecoming tmrw, hop to see everyone at luke's cept dan and his angriness

Yes. Give it to me, give it to me please.

Oh yea, and IMSA sucks. Its a school of foul rabbit suckers.

Homecoming week!

Eddie, we'll get you a ticket to homecoming if you want.

If kazer wants one too, then just tell someone.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3
here you go dan and anyone else who wants this song

Har har har, they are falling for our plan.  Give them control of Arcanis only to take it away, muahahahahahhaaaa. 
Just wanted to say hi.

Enchantress=best hero second only to zeus

yes i finally have control of arcanis.  this is the single greastest thing of my life.  I've only hung out with u loders so that i could get 2 it.  now its mine! all i have 2 do is change the password........ i'm just kidding.  yeah so i'm back until 2morrow morning so i'm gonna go clubing 2night.  this may b my only arcanis post...

It's 12h30 on a Friday everyone. hope to see you all at the LAN later tonight.

alright, well today crashed and burned for most people. But hey, I mean it happens. I say we all take this weekend to meditate and relax and calm our bodies and minds and have our chi flowing nicely for the week ahead

I'm just gonna ignore the blatant hostility. Plus i think pirates are just cooler. I'm not saying ninja's suck, but they do in comparison to pirates. Plus the argument between the 2 is kinda limited and a wee bit overdone. I just think pirates are cool. Maybe cuz they arent yellow. Just a guess. So yeah homecoming's gonna be fun. Dunno plans for this weekend

Ok so i think the reason that America seems to like pirates more than ninjas is the fact that white people can't be ninjas cept that guy on ask a ninja or like, that one movie called like, the white ninja, but that was just retarded. Pirates are white, so people are like, hey! white people! they're cool! that and pirates are portrayed as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, which explains why Dan loves pirates. pirates=Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom

Homeroom day tomorrow.

 

This update's for kazer.

 

Homecoming wise seems like we've all been rocked. Me personally I think i'm only 50 percent rocked. I dunno tho, we'll see how that pans out.

 

Still keeping up my straight A's which feels good.

 

i wanna lan this weekend but watch nothing happen.

I'm Eddie. I'm at dan's house. Ill be at imsa later. So see me julia. Ill have the leather ready.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/3/2/932aab89ba30f900ceedee088a70508d.mp3

Schools not so bad. but its still school and not summer. So its not awesome.

 

New "music"    =p

 

Arcanis is 2 is 3 days.

crap. school in like, 3 days.

Well, yesterday i attended a wedding. it was sweet.

that's all i have to say about that

Name                  Position                              
Jad the Impaler :: Head Honcho, h4x0r
Will the Brendan :: Lt. Colonel of Awesome
Dan the Irish Pirate :: Crew Alcohol Consumer
Kazer the Skinny :: Communal Runn0r
Zach the Pawnz0r :: Aryan Relations Director
Chris the Suii :: Local Kung-Fu Expert
Eddie the Chinese Terrar :: IMSA Attendee
Matt the TrueShot : Nub Convention Sponsor

Why herro everybody,

Incase you didn't realize it I'm back now.  Got my schedule. 

1 - English 2H -Johnson
2 - Jazz 3
3 - AP Euro - Naisbitt
4 - KERLUNCHINATION
5 - Chem H - Woods
6 - Chem H - Woods
7 - Pre Calc H - Wilson
8 - Pre Calc H - Wilson
9 - PE Op.3 - Ahitow
10 - French 3 H - Cummings

Signed,
Jad the Impaler

alright i'm pissed.

I don't know. Having people yell DOTA at you is kind of disheartening. because you know that you can't meet hot chicks wherever you are.

Yeah, I dare you to call me a nub in my face.

Anyways. So to sum up today, I went to American Eagle to get my prep clothes.

We were originally going to Zach's, but the intense stormage knocked his power out. Then luke's place was like, out of cable power, so screw that.

We went to my house. Luke and Zach came over. Then Luke left. Then Kazer came. Then we partied till 1000. then everyone left. awesome.

It'd be hilarious if Dan's camp like, lost power. then they couldn't play. I would laugh soooo much.

So what does he do there? just play? we can do that here! does he try to get better at dota? cuz it didn't help last year.

Yo I'm gonna copy off chris here but in a simpler version considering my summer has been less exciting than his.

June: School's out. Partied at the cottage w/ will. Multiple Lans. Good stuff

July: Summer school ends for one squad but then the other nubs start. I got to Ball State for a week and get my first goal in life =p. I see the movie Grandma's Boy and find it hilarious.

August: as for the first 3 days, I've been at camp and it has been a blast. First day the counselors run out and just yell "DOTA!!!" so that sums it up. Me and will agree people should come here with us next year.  I enjoy the game tron. It'd be fun to LAN.

as for ladies?

theres 2

probably wont tell anyone unless one develops in something. but i do kinda owe chris 1 secrey =p


The rest of august? Who knows?

Schedule tba.

nubs getting to 7th lunch a year after me and eddie =p

and losing k4z0r and eddie is gonna suck really hard this year. Seriously, zach has to talk for 3 now.

--Dan--

So, I guess its time to update. haha

Alright, an overview of this summer

I went to Italy for two weeks. that was bitchin. i mean like, seeing people go crazy for the World Cup? Amazing

During my stay in Italia, the infamous Luke/Julia pairing broke off. I understand it had something to do witih bread and potatoes. But does anyone find it strange that Julia makes out w/ people who eat meat? I need someone to like, eat a steak, then immediately make out w/ her. Talk about breaking morals.

In this summer, it has come to our attention that our greatest two viewers of Arcanis, Kazer and Eddie, are leaving to different schools.

Eddie is going to IMSA after being forced to by his parents

Kazer is going to Culver Military Academy. Probably to be kept in line.

In the month of July, many events have taken place as well. I had summer school for 3 weeks. Got an A. wooo.

The Gymnastics team has met most of summer. It ended last week.

We had a variety of LANs at Dan's house. Fun stuff

Currently, Dan and Will are at some camp. Dan currently has a crush on a fellow camper. What Luke has to say about that is this " I hope its not an all boy's camp"

Right now, It's basically just Zach, Luke, Kazer, and me here. Everyone is away at camp or vacationing.

Island Defense has been added to our plethora of Warcraft III maps to LAN. Fun stuff with the noises.

Apparently various Hero Line Wars have been released, including Omega and Lition. and let me just say that Lition is the worst Hero Line Wars map EVER.

We're all single right now. Zach has the ability to get a chick if he wasn't such a fuckin pansy. I have my eye on some chicks. Apparently so does Dan?

Grandma's Boy was a movie we watched at Dan's house at the most recent LAN. That's a funny movie. Anyone who's anyone should check it out.

This week, since everyone has disappeared, people have hung out at my house. well, except today. Zach, Luke, and I grilled some burgers yesterday. that was pretty sweet

I have gotten my schedule with my books. here it is:

Per.         Class

1       Chem H

2       Alg2/Trig H

3.      Eng 2 H

4/5      Driver's Ed Sem1/Health S2

6           AP Euro

7          Lunch (w/ Luke)

8          AP Euro

9          PE option3 Sem1/ Study Hall Sem2

10       French 3 H

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So I hope everyone who reads this helps revive the site. We need its revival to surivive High School.

http://www.pub-i.com/avatars/magic/ars/steam.JPG

durka

i'm in italy. woooo

venice and rome are wicked awesome places.

pigeons are such crappy bird. all they do is eat and shit. its like, jad and zach combined into a bird

i'll see you all later

yea so if anyone checks this, i wont' be at the lan till 5

I hate parents

Got my report card back today.  All is well.  If all is right and proper in this world, and if my calculations are correct, I should be beating Eddie.  Yet I pose you this: How does your GPA go down if you take the same classes and get the same grades both semisters.  And my GPA went down slightly but my rank rose.  What is this blasphemy.  I hope they did it right, because I don't get it.  Well I think my rank rose.  Eddie remind me to ask you what our rank was last semiester.   

Yeah I'm bored.  and its late.  and im tired.  and im hungry.  and thirsty.

Wells hope everyone is having a gewd summer.  Or as the brokebacks say HAGS!

The D-unit

yes.....so........i've done like, absolutely nothing this week. but hey, i'm leaving on wednesday.

Did I mention parents are lame? Yeah, my dad cut off the internet for the past three days and now they're totally being Nazis about it. 

No DotA for three days :(  it r teh suk 

Lame. Chris apparently counts down to the end of summer b4 school even ends. I did pretty well on finals and i assume everyone else did prolly better. So yeah SCHOOLS OUT!!!

 

I have vids of my burned books when me and will torched em.

 

Posting later.

SO CLOSE TO THE END OF SUMMER WOOO

alright so hopefully people are studying for finals. if you aren't then you are a total retard.

If anything good came out of Saturday, it was that I found my new favorite word for the rest of my life.  "Uhreah"

"Dan is over here in this uhrea."

so there was a LAN at dan's but i had to leave early and it seems that it crashed and burend.

just goes to show that i'm the life of any party

Welcome to the first installment of Cubs vs. Sox.  You will all be happy to know

Cubs: 1
Sox:   6

Beuhrle picthed a complete game, allowing the offense-lacking Cubs to score only one run.  Thome homered and Konerko had 3 RBIs.  I don't care if its your best pitcher.  you were r0flpwnz0red.
This is Durka, signing off for the Sox.  ggs

Oh yeah, and when you see Zach.  Give him a celebratory punch in the face, but don't forget to yell "Woooo cubs!" as you are doing it.

Navy Pier today

 

Pretty fun stuff

 

better than a regular school day

 

luke owes me 10.50

 

I owe mrs richardson a lyric project and thus i'm off!

jadabiman: hey guys, press alt+f4 for 1337 hax

cubsfan1590 has exited battle.net

Let the revival begin! Now start updating the site!

And no one can convince me that song's not catchy.

Today was lame.

 

School is lame.

 

Zach does it for free.

 

I know who killed Mr. Body with the gespatcho

come on guys. come back to the site. I WILL NOT LET ARCANIS DIE

Somehow dan got to may 1before I finished April.  Lame.

Best DotA evar.  I won inside.

ggs.

 

 

ok yeah reviing the site here.

 

lan at jads was pretty sweet

 

tablet is fucking durable.

 

I like cookies.

LAN at luke's. pretty sweet. dan is a fuxxing punk. but thats besides the point

so running 2 miles and a 2h30 workout running on 2 hours of sleep was ok.

now i'm just sitting here, waiting for someone to sign on, or i might just go to town to pick up some chicks

fo' serious yo

4 day week was nice.

 

Kinda stressful but meh i can't complain like at all.

 

amazing lan last nite/today.

 

Eddie is cured of cat fever.

 

and my bop it needs batteries

Well we're at a cool LAN at Dan's.

i got a 360 at the beginning of the week. i lost my gf tho on tuesday =(

but oh well. i guess things even out.........i think

*Eddie chuckles*

So yesh, pretty good day.  Dan got me a Norseman from Irelebanon (The Land of Ire) I shall name it:
THE IRELEBANONISH NORSMAN OF TERRAR the first!

Other then that not much to see...oh and the Sox only won they're opener 10-4.  And lukes cinematic, french biography.  Carry on good people.

only like, 3 more days of school till spring break

in that time there are 4 tests for me

1 tomorrow

3 on thursday

whoopee.

so gymnastics meet today. we rocked DGN, but not good scores

Spring Break, have a good one

Allow me to draw you a diagram-

Now pretend this is the enemy's "line" and your are sending your creeps.  For sipmlicity sakes we will combine both paths into one

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b * (enemy hero)     
b b b b b b b b  b b b b b b b b b b b b  b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b **                                     
b b b b  b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b  b b b b b b b b b b b b *   (enemy hero)         ///// (CIRCLE OF DOOM)
b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b *      /////
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/////
                                                                                                                               
Key: * = avatar, b=barbed arachnids en masse

Note: Strategy will always work better with the enemy heroes being nub...always...

Alright so i was totally wasted in gymnastics today. first freshman meet this friday. away tho =(

so no one can see l33t naga gymnastics.

but yeah. wish us luck.

hope everyone did well on the bio project

You have just entered room "chat10914432043448994130."

ColossalJudo: grarg we have 2 wait for eddie...probably off in dota land

Durka Durka Man: hehe

Durka Durka Man: lets go through this

Durka Durka Man: you stop me when I reach an error

Durka Durka Man: okay you said

Durka Durka Man: zach jad chris kazer > luke dan AND zach jad kazer chris eddie = luke dan

Durka Durka Man: let z represet jad, zach, chris, kazer

ColossalJudo: yes that is all correct

Durka Durka Man: and then let x represent dan

Durka Durka Man: z > luke + x

ColossalJudo: yes

Durka Durka Man: and we know x is going to be a negative numbr

ColossalJudo: yes

Durka Durka Man: because he brings you down

ColossalJudo: yes

Durka Durka Man: so z > luke-x

Durka Durka Man: now you add x to both sides

Durka Durka Man: z+x > luke

ColossalJudo: stop there for 1 sec

Durka Durka Man: stoped

Durka Durka Man: now, however uncool dan is, he is now that cool, as in +coolness

ColossalJudo: ok continu

Durka Durka Man: next equation

ColossalJudo: (illogical but continue)

ColossalJudo: ((kewl dan))

Durka Durka Man: heh

Durka Durka Man: zach jad kazer chris eddie = luke dan

Durka Durka Man: z + eddie = luke-x

Durka Durka Man: you inferred that eddie brings us down

Durka Durka Man: so z-e=luke-x

Durka Durka Man: (where e is eddie)

ColossalJudo: yea

Durka Durka Man: now add x to both sides

ColossalJudo: no u subtract x...

Durka Durka Man: no

Durka Durka Man: you have "-x" on the right

ColossalJudo: but negative doulbe is positive

Durka Durka Man: you want to get rid of it

Durka Durka Man: you add a numebr

Durka Durka Man: if you have 3=x-2

Durka Durka Man: you ADD 2 to both sides

Durka Durka Man: 3+2=x

Durka Durka Man: I believe i am correc tin my logic

ColossalJudo: 1 sec

ColossalJudo: srry dan was on fone now i need 2 look at this

Durka Durka Man: you will now see, it is all correct

Durka Durka Man: we are now at z-e=luke-x

ColossalJudo: so z+(-e) = L + (-x)

Durka Durka Man: yes

Durka Durka Man: z-e=L - x

Durka Durka Man: ^^^simplified

Durka Durka Man: may I continue?

ColossalJudo: yea cont

Durka Durka Man: now add "x" to both sides, to get rid of the x on the right

Durka Durka Man: so know we have z-e+x=luke

ColossalJudo: sub - x which is + cont

Durka Durka Man: z-e+x=luke, correct?

Durka Durka Man: anwyays

Durka Durka Man: now back to our first equation

Durka Durka Man: z+x > luke

ColossalJudo: z + (-e) - (-x) = L

Durka Durka Man: substitute (z-e+x) for luke

Durka Durka Man: those are the same

ColossalJudo: yea i no

gkakhgraubgyou has entered the room.

Durka Durka Man: so we now have, z+x>z+x-x

ColossalJudo: ook i c where u go w/ this

Durka Durka Man: eddiedon't say anything

gkakhgraubgyou: no

gkakhgraubgyou: I

gkakhgraubgyou: STAND ALONE

Durka Durka Man: WAIT

ColossalJudo: ok ieddie u need 2 rechekc this

Durka Durka Man: we now have z+x>x-e+x

Durka Durka Man: (and eddie, i'm ignoring you)

Durka Durka Man: wit

ColossalJudo: look up and read all eddie

Durka Durka Man: sorry

ColossalJudo: cont

Durka Durka Man: z+x>z-e+x

Durka Durka Man: which is the same as z+x>z+x-e, naturally

Durka Durka Man: now

Durka Durka Man: we subtract (z+x) from both sides

Durka Durka Man: leaving us with

Durka Durka Man: 0>-e

Durka Durka Man: multiply both sides by negative, or aka multiply both sides by (-1)

Durka Durka Man: since we are multiplying by a negative the sign reverses

Durka Durka Man: making it

Durka Durka Man: 0<e

Durka Durka Man: eddie is greater then zero,making him cool

Durka Durka Man: SO!

ColossalJudo: intresting ...

ColossalJudo: so how is that exactly possible

Durka Durka Man: maybe its not real life

Durka Durka Man: but with your equations...

Durka Durka Man: anything can happen in math!

Durka Durka Man: so z+e>luke dan

Durka Durka Man: I will now unblock eddie

Durka Durka Man: eddie, an illogical statements in my math?

ColossalJudo: i sent him the file 2 read

Durka Durka Man: bon

ColossalJudo: so how is that possible then...if i plug in regular numbers and the eqations work ...and if i dont then they dont

gkakhgraubgyou: extranoeus solutions

ColossalJudo: (?)

gkakhgraubgyou: its simple mathematics really

Durka Durka Man: we didn't multiply or divide by the variable

gkakhgraubgyou: all u need to do is apply college lvl chaos theory

Durka Durka Man: which therefore leads to extraneous solution

Durka Durka Man: eddie stop using big words tha tare wrong

gkakhgraubgyou: its squariangs actually

gkakhgraubgyou: watever

Durka Durka Man: so our conclusion is

Durka Durka Man: us and eddie are definately more cool then luke and dan

gkakhgraubgyou: the thing i don't get is

Durka Durka Man: ITS IN THE MATH!

ColossalJudo: no im still wondering out of a simple equation how did i stumble into this

Durka Durka Man: i h4x

gkakhgraubgyou: ya

gkakhgraubgyou: ur only in geometry

Durka Durka Man: *high fives eddie*

gkakhgraubgyou: u shouldn't have brought ANY mathematics into this

ColossalJudo: nononon but i dont think u get it ... i just kinda wanna learn this

gkakhgraubgyou: lik the moment u said + and >, it was ur downfall

Durka Durka Man: you could've said your cooler then all of us, I would've believed you

ColossalJudo: i did

ColossalJudo: =D

Durka Durka Man: no

gkakhgraubgyou: no

gkakhgraubgyou: u brought DAN into it

ColossalJudo: L>y

Durka Durka Man: you used equations!

gkakhgraubgyou: PLUS

Durka Durka Man: lol

gkakhgraubgyou: u dragged me into it

Durka Durka Man: where y is any persons on the face of the eartj

ColossalJudo: no i didnt bring dan into it at all i brought eddie into it....

Durka Durka Man: and dan

ColossalJudo: chris brought in the origianal equation and i agreed

gkakhgraubgyou: on thursday

Durka Durka Man: you agreed

Durka Durka Man: hah!

ColossalJudo: yea i ino

gkakhgraubgyou: im kinda tempted to wear my reall gay gymnastics uniform

Durka Durka Man: and why weren't you at the tennis meating edwardo

gkakhgraubgyou: i was all lik, im not nearly good enuff

Durka Durka Man: or shall I say ednubardo

Durka Durka Man: Eddie Chen was there

Durka Durka Man: Alex Rocca

ColossalJudo: wait i dont get this

Durka Durka Man: what

ColossalJudo: so take the equations

ColossalJudo: i get wat ur saying

ColossalJudo: thats not the issue

Durka Durka Man: its substitution

ColossalJudo: ino

Durka Durka Man: then what is it you do not understand oh padawan

gkakhgraubgyou: ya, im not good enuff

gkakhgraubgyou: lik how many people were there?

Durka Durka Man: bit more then a classroom ful

ColossalJudo: ook so take the equations nad u get L = y +e-x

Durka Durka Man: like, desks in a classroom

Durka Durka Man: um

ColossalJudo: and sub that into L>y

gkakhgraubgyou: wait

ColossalJudo: so y+e-x>y

gkakhgraubgyou: i thought 18-24 people on the team

Durka Durka Man: yeah

ColossalJudo: then u get e-x>y

Durka Durka Man: what is y?

ColossalJudo: srry i use y...y =z

gkakhgraubgyou: but i bet those people there

Durka Durka Man: k

gkakhgraubgyou: r lik actual tennis players

Durka Durka Man: mebbe

Durka Durka Man: what

Durka Durka Man: luke

ColossalJudo: so then e-x>0 which is rite

Durka Durka Man: yes

Durka Durka Man: eddie is more cool then dan is not

gkakhgraubgyou: ..

gkakhgraubgyou: of course

Durka Durka Man: i know eddie

Durka Durka Man: <3

ColossalJudo: so then take y +e-x < y - x and ...ok so theres the error rite...so yea...interesting ... im still wondering how such a simple equation is not tur

ColossalJudo: tru*

Durka Durka Man: well you added a new equation

gkakhgraubgyou: its an inequality

Durka Durka Man: we never used L>z

ColossalJudo: i did tho and it worked

Durka Durka Man: yes

ColossalJudo: so i assumed it was rite... i never looked at the other1

Durka Durka Man: that is your downfall :o

ColossalJudo: no i really dont care

Durka Durka Man: convo saved and noted

ColossalJudo: i just want 2 no how this happens cuz i dont think u understnad this but this is the most ive learned in math for like 2 yrs

gkakhgraubgyou: then y did u just spend this much time?

ColossalJudo: yea ive got it saved

ColossalJudo: so i could learn eddie

 

 

You can ignore all of eddie's esoteric ranting.  Isn't esoteric an esoteric word? Couldn't you just say words that don't make sense, anyways...

Well once again math prowess wins over osmium and fattitude. Its a shame.

 

But turnabout was amazing.

 

 

zach jad chris kazer > luke dan

So dan is negative, we shall assume he is negative x. cheerio

zach jad chris kazer > luke-x

We then add x to both sides, hence making x positive.

zach jad chris kazer+x > luke

We have added dan’s not coolness making it positive, therefore, what was dans negative coolness has now turned into positive coolness.

Now let us assume Eddie is Eddie

Zach jad chris kazer-Eddie = luke -x
Zach jad chris kazer +x-Eddie=luke

Now if we substitute this into the first equation.

Zach jad chris kazer +x > Zach jad chris kazer +x-Eddie
Now subtract Zach jad chris kazer+x from both sides,

You now have 0>-Eddie
Now, multiply both sides by negative one (remember friends, when you multiply by a negative you reverse the sign)

0<Eddie

SO, IF EDDIE’S COOLNESS IS GREATER THEN 0, HE IS POSITIVE COOL FOR OUR SIDE!

Therefore zach jad kazer chris eddie = luke dan cannot be true, since zach jad kazer and chris alone are greater then luke. So luke minus dan...would just make us more greater. 

$k33t $k33t $k33t 

a few things to NOT note. but you should anyways

i meant to say freshman who don't go to turnabout are cool

i hate you all

and SATs aren't fun

and i hate you all

especially luke

gross dan. cooties

so a few things  2 note:

chris if thats tru then pat yi is not cool...and i think pat yi, jon quack, bruno, sky, and of coarse i arnt kewl

another thing, charlie was there too...but i just went up 2 him w/ his date and asked where haglund was

 

besides that...i was pissed that all they had was cookies and water...they had a huge buffet for homecoming not this time tho

cool kids don't go to turnabout.

ok so i just got back from badmiton where durka and i pojowned.

and i just saw the google thing. that totally rocks. if some random nerd finds our site, he'll know:

WE ARE ARCANIS TEAM!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=arcanis+omnipotent

 

we're movin up in the world.

 

just scroll down

sup fellas,

Im here in the hotel room in Grand geneva.  yeah, my sisters are skiing and im just sitting here playing Trauma center ;p 

Bish's LAN was fun, I actually kinda didn't suck so much the last DOTA we played.  w00

see y'all on tuesday

hope everyone is doing alright on this three day weekend. remember that we have gymnastics practice 8-1130 tomorrow

if anyone has found luke's retainer call him

bish's house was good last night. i rocked w/ centaur khan.

and be on the watch for pr0nub in the gb

Yeah I'm in Florida right now. It's like 75 and breezy here. Sucks to be zach. Yeah I said it.

 

Well not much else to report cept for the fact that I'm visitng the site in tampa where punisher was filmed.

 

Everyone whos going enjoy bish's lan.

 

And have a good weekend.

Funniest shit ever. CLICK!

Much <3 for chris

ok well today started off good, w/ the whole A+ on the math quiz. then it deteriorated to getting a B+ on the bio test......which then went back up when we prepared the creme brulee correctly, but then deteriorated when i realized that my ACTs are this saturday

that and zach is having a bad day, so people cheer him up

Superbowl XL (Extra-Large)

21-10. gg Pittsburgh Steelers

Name: sitar defender
Email:
Date: Wed Feb 1 19:26:08 CST 2006
u guys are just gay okay i will reveal my secret identity later on. what was that about sitars, TES, i am sure a saxophone is a trumpet's bitch. Anyway, yes getting back, i will reveal my secret identity later on.

IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES.  You have violated the ancient and sacred saxophone, now it is serious.

First of all, the sitar is played by people called Ravi Shankar. The saxophone is played by cool people like Charlie Parker and Bradford Marsailles.  The sitar sounds like "BAHN DICKA BANG DANG" while the saxaphone sounds like "boodoodoooboohdoooo dahh".  Can the sitar play Louie Louie? Thats what I THOUGHT!

This has concluded round one, of why naga aka bam dick sucks.

I, as coolest person on arcanisomnipotent, would like to wish Eddie (aka The Eddie Storm (aka TES (aka laxativesgalore))) a......

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

I think I got SARS from all the asians deciding to step out of their house for Chinese new years.

Anywhoo, I have a declaration to make: I decree all who post on our guestbook as "bam dicka bahng," or any variation of such, shall be referred to as "bam dick".


^^^^Sorry, this was on my MSN hompage this afternoon.  I couldn't help it.

i finally got the time to update. and fyi i said that the rpg was gay when i didn't care about it. and i still don't care about it

anyways long story shortened. the new DA came out today and when i saw the cover i was like, 'wow, i have 2 of those books'

so yeah. sunday is CHINESE NEW YEAR

OMFG HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO EDDIE AND ME

and maybe jad

Not much new but eddie wanted an update so here's one.

 

Not much goin on this weekend.

 

Goin downtown tonite call my cell if u need me.

 

Changing the song....

 

and all chris proved for rpg fighting is how easy it is to declare a shot and godmode all at the same time...n00b.

pssssssh today was sooo easy. french was just long and bio was just easy. i had long john silvers for lunch! arrrrrr.

anyways yeah, while rpg noobs are off in guestbook land, cool people aren't

i only went there once to show that its way too easy to fight in rpg style.

i might go back for a few shitz n' gigglez

glhfdd w/ finals

Wow this site brings back like a memory or 2 if we r really lucky.  I am in my excel class right now writing this.  Its fifth period and i should be studying for finals.  O well.  If anyone has a chance to go onto Watermanstudios son watch the new movie of him.  IT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY.  Steve out.

Dan MUST like Fallout Biy. why else would he NOT change the site song for like, a week if he wasn't listening to it everyday?

its called SEMESTER EXAMS. the term FINALS is incorrect. we have FINALS at the end of the year. idiots

Durka is a hero.

</highfive>

 

</bagels?>

I hope you will all join me, and rise up the slay the one they call 'Chris' for poisoning our minds with the choreographed sounds of Fall Out Boy, or as the think they were hr4dcore fans say FOB.  /admin_slay

Phear not fellow arcanisomnipotentians(<--what a cool word), I have freed us from the brainwashing-FOB. </hero>

Happy New Year. My overview for the year

January- apparently the ice incident

February- don't recall. probably being awesome. haha

March- i don't know. My bro's b-day?

April- Showers

May- Flowers

June- school ends. France trip for 1 month

July- get back from France. braces off. 1 month trip to Indonesia and Japan 2 days after arrival from France

August- get back from Indonesia and Japan. 2 weeks of break left

**note: above two may not apply because of Julius and Augustus Caesar**

September- no clue. school

October- Awesome ass sword (Product of Song Crafts) and Halloween

November- Thanksgiving.<<<<<My b-day (the '<' represents the 'less than' symbol in math showing that my b-day far outweighs the latter)

December- got a gf, winter break, christmas, and sitting at home while n00bs frolick in cs

January- rofl icelake

February- pwned some noobs

March- pwned some noobs

April- pwned some noobs

May- pwned some noobs, OMFG MY BIRTHDAY!

June- pwned some noobs

July- this isn't a real month, screw you julius caesar

August- this also isn't a real month, fuck you augustus caesar

September- pwned some noobs

October- pwned some noobs

November- pwned some noobs

December- pwned some noobs, and jebus was born

 

THERE ARE TEN MONTHS IN A YEAR YOU NUBS

 

2005 we hardly knew ye....thats a lie...here goes.

 

January-Arizona trip (one of the best vacations I've ever taken) and adventures on eddie's ice lake

February- My house gets broken into and I had control over the site for 2 whole days...that no one looked at it....yeah

March- pi day and the site almost dies...but survives

April- Ireland, DC!, and Vedaleens final bow in the basketball courts of CHMS

May- ACEN and the Six Flags Trip (The better one)

June-Summer...nuff said

July- w00t camp and good times at teh comic store

August- First warcraft lan at my house...i may be remembering wrong

September- homecoming...school started....gross...school

October-  White Sox and Halloween

November- Chris's B-day Lan, turkey day

December- Christmas, My birthday

 

 

A decent year if I do say so myself

 

 

--Torrent--

Happy New Year everyone!

alright well christmas r0x0r3d cuz i got some l33t h4x. anyways so i hope everyone had a nice christmas. on to more important matters.

now as many of the people who edit and view our site, you may know of the webcomic CTRLALTDEL

for those who do know this, i propose that we make a plan for the animation.

now i know many are anticipating this. but i think that it would be l33t if we all just pooled money and someone would get premium and share the vids with everyone if its possible. if not we just get someone with a lappy to bring it to school and we all watch it.

the discount prices last until the 31st. call me if you would like to participate. i'd like all calls to be made before December 31st.

OMFGOSJRDKJXHCSDGFMCX. CHRISTMAS IS IN 9 MINUTES. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! W00T1337H4X

it's my birthday! w00t. So far this break has been pretty cool. Yesterday was really awesome. And tomorrow is christmas so i'll post some sort of special surprise on the site for 1 hour and one hour only (9-AM-10AM). Those who see it will be more awesome than everyone else.

 

So enjoy your christmas everyone and have a happy new year because i'm leaving for winsconsin for the rest of break on monday

Yo. Shout out to Dan (Torrent) 'Tis his b-day today. so happy b-day to him!

Today was fun. New quote of the day. Got some nice stuff. Boros deck is pulling together. Punisher holiday special sucked. I'm h4xing zach's wife.

wat else is new?

wow i'm tired of seeing dan getting pwned like, a lot. so normal post. everything is cool. i got a gf. party tom. and most importantly, NO SCHOOL AFTER TOM. W00T 1337 H4X *ahem* that is all

Hey danub, we can't see your pictures!

The only death of mine was a typing death :'(    Damn you dan!!!!!

Oh yeah, and I uhhh made this...I mean found this to make dan feel better.

Yay for dan! He went 1000-0 while I went 0-1000. I think he h4x

 

<3 teh durka

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/x3/large.html

for anyone who hasnt seen this already...new xmen looks kickass. beast looks a little bit too fake but that was to be expected. I think i spotted juggie. no sign of gambit tho =(

Yeah It's my Birthday! yeah!!!!woooooo! OMFGWTFBBQH4X!!1!!!11!!one!11one!1!

Dan is way too happy about that quote. also

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

Life is good. Comic store broke apart towards the end and julia is screwed but other than that all is well.  yeah new quote of the day.

wow ok so its going ok for right now. dan you better not update after this or i'll fucking kill you. ok so yeah, Thanksgiving is soon and we have 2 half days tomorrow so its pretty sweet. gonna get some sleep this weekend, and also eat food. =). so yeah, i'll probably update again soon.

Good weekend.

1) best lan in a long time

2) teacher visits

3) no marching band for me

4) Chris ate wendys

5) Jad h4x3d more than usual

6) I punched a guy IN THE FACE

7) birthday party

8) hung out with the swains

 

 

 

thats like 9 points of super cool. Cuz number 6 gets 2 pts.

ok so far this weekend is rocking because of these reasons

1. WC LAN with EDDIE THE STORM
2. Met teachers and went to the playground
3. Went to a birthday party
4. Central won
5. Bleach chap. 203 is out scanned
6. I just ate Wendy's

yeah

yeah...um...pretty good week.

 

monday-halloween

tuesday- nothing to complain about

weds- guest speaker, adjusted and shortened shcedule

thurs-fire drill intterupted a really boring lecture in science

friday- its friday

 

 

l\/\4y y0l_lr  h4x b3 1337

 

probably errors in my 1337 so look forward to a post from jad correcting them.

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H4V3 4 H4XX33 H4110W33N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEA YEA YEAYEAY SOX FUXING PWN0R ALL FUXING N00BISH LITTLE MLB TEAMS CUZ THEY TOTALLY R0X0R TEH B0X0RS OF ALLLLLLL OF THE FUXING N000BS....YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....AND I DONT EVEN CARE WAT THE OTHER TEAMS FEEL CUZ WE'VE BEEN FEALING IT FOR OVER HALF A CENTERY....W000000000000T 'SALEJFN'EOIHEAW[UOGHAEW[UG[AWUHG[EUAWHG[AEUWHGAPEUWGH[AEWG [AEBGAEB OWIUYH AQ-894YHTB-9832 YUPHEA8V5 [HZSREPV 34Q8HPGS-V734 [INGVPUYH34-7QJFPVUH34Q7-Y -V89HG08Q34-

ha sucks for you all. i get to go to anime reactor.

Aye, I was bored and started reading old posts.  and I happened to cum apon...erm...come apon this one! Good times.....great prices

SIX FLAGS WAS AMAZING BEYOND ALL POSSIBLE BELIEF!!!!!!!!111 Basically me eddie and luke teamed up with julia, ranen, mellissa, eileen, and jad and partyed down all day. Here's a list of what I can reacall we did.

1. Raging bull 2x (Once just back rows and once in front with julia, mellissa, and luke)

2. Chubasco (What a retarded name)

3. Ricochet

4. Logger's Run

5. Splashwater Falls (What a mistake...so...cold...)

6. Demon

7. Got fast passes and went on superman

8. Batman (oww....the force...)

9. Raging Bull (Front row once more. A hysterical picture was taken.)

10. Batman again

11. Jetsons

12. River Rapid Ride (DAMNIT LUKE! FUNNEL CAKE! FUNNEL CAKE! C'MON!)

 

O yes, and may all remember the communal goblet AKA Chalice of the l33t.

well yeah this weekend has pwned so far. But yeah more to come still. Yeah.....

i decided to update again. so anyways anime club was pretty fun. cary is like a demi-god at DDR. but yeah.............there isnt a lot of hmwk assigned this weekend so it'll probably r0x0r t0 t3h m4xx0rz

well i've used my old comp since my laptop has been down. and thats how i found k4z0r's old site and stuff. but yeah..............anime r0x0rz my s0x0rz t0 t3h m4xx0rz.

steve wrote: 1 %05 (4|\| .34P 7|-|1$ %05 |\|33P 70 937 #41P

YES! ANother noob for the slaughter house!

Now for the analyzation of the crappy 1337 (that bored, yes)

The square, second symbol in first word, does not represent an F...what every crazy symbol you used to make my translator fart, is not 1337.

The % does not stand for a Y, nt though

Since when does .3 represent B? B= |3 lasttime I checked

5 is not a U, I have no idea how taht can be. |_|

9 does not equal G , # does NOT equal L, and P does not equal D...gg noob

I dont know if you have some 1337 translator that translates any sentence you put in into 1337, that translator sux b4llz.  While we are in the spirit I will now right a sentence in 1337.

2-|-3\/3 12 4 |\|()()|3!!!!!!1111111one1!

Now that was fun wasnt it?

1 %05 (4|\| .34P 7|-|1$ %05 |\|33P 70 937 #41P that is 100% l33t and it says "if u can read this u need to get laid" ya i looked it up cuz i have that kinda time biotch or in l33t of coarse its _107(|-|

yeah, um, this post is going to be less pointless then my other ones...

well on friday, I went to a System of a Down concert with Ranen, and it was awesssssome.  On an extreme scale of 1-10 1 being extreme and 10 being extremely-extreme I'd give it a 9.  It was kewl except for the fact that I am now partially deaf. GO HELLA.

Look what I found on a article about microsoft:

"Microsoft aims to be omnipotent, selling software for PCs, servers, cell phones, television set-top boxes, gaming consoles, the Web"

Those posers!

And today I just sat around being bored as I am now and I whould probably go to bed. aye. bed time t'is.

ya this is like the 2nd time ever ive posted because my comp is gay and when i try it goes to the bottom so im doing this on chris's lappy thats semi-crappy

so um ya we lanned for a while after dan and chris were finally ungyaish cuse they had other things to do so

yar me mother was a tree and ill ttyl

oh arcanis, I r so 1337 i r make a poem for ye.

Oh arcanis how I love thee,

Thy green at the top,

Thy crazy viewers who spam thy guestbook,

Thy n00bs who post,

Thy 1337 h4x that pwn,

Thy Awesomeness

Thy Pwnage

Thy ownage

Thy danserage

Thy omg you f0ckin h4xor ways

I shall never forget thy 1337ness

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt_ARE YOU STIL READING THIS?

yeah dan was just kidding about promoting u guys to smods. ur staying loyal viewers. but yeah. tonight was cool. bowling, monty python, pizza, cookies. yeah. it was pretty sweet. HAPPY 1 YEAR ARCANIS IS OMNIPOTENT. W00T OMFG H4X. yeah i love this site. =)

Wow first post in a long time. This has indeed been a good year. I'd like to thank all of the sites viewers. (Kaz0r and Eddie) You've now been premoted to super smods. Congraturations.

 

And on a side note.

 

Homecoming was some pretty l337 h4x.

 

IM me so i can file transfer u the movie i just finished

 

OMFG ITS OFFICIALLY THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!! tomorrow is the 1st event post, dan's flipping, in which i based a poem off of. OMFG HAPPY B-DAY ARCANIS IS OMNIPOTENT. U R TEH <3. WHOOOOOOOOOO TEQUILAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah. i love this site =)

hii guys my name is Jad...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my keyboard is foked i m using the onscreen keyboard so in the rest of thispost i wiill not be using the letters "rtfgvb" gGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

soy aou ha, my keyoad is ein ay! Sum keys ae oken so yah, hope you can ead his.  chis won come o homecomin ecause he is a noo noo noooooobbbbbbbbbbbbb omy od he B woks o wai now i doesn bbbs a crap i give up, I coudl alway;s use my comp downstairs but what would be teh fun in that THE B WORKS THE T WORKS THE G WORKS OMFG THEY ALL WORK I CAN TYPE NOW! PRAISE Allah!

so I'm updating under the command of chris. update complete.  but seriously, my keyboard wasnt woking, I didnt make that shit up. Cursed ancient laptop.  in french, anciet would be acien! anywhoo go arcanis and the 1 yr anniversaryyyyyyyyy O SHI HE KEYS DON WOK!!!!!!!! f this. buhbi

Screw Homecoming. Thats not why people should celebrate. We should celebrate because........ARCANIS IS OMNIPOTENT IS GOING TO BE 1 YEAR OLD ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OMFG ITS AWESOME. CELEBRATE THAT DAY NOT FOR HOMECOMING BUT FOR THE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey guys just decided to update since i havent in a while. still looking for a homecoming date. and yeah.

 OMFG BEST PIC EVER!!!!!!

so yeah..........its turning back into my site again. eh. the football game was ok. dan ur a retard for almost giving out my phone number, but we went away with some laughs. then there was like a 6 hour warcraft LAN. and apparently the subject on some people's mind is this so-called homecoming. either i go, or we have a super warcraft LAN!!!!! if this works out, we'll post posters all around the school. the idea came from luke btw just so i don't make it seem like its my idea. anyhows. early morning for the bus is terrible.......just terrible.......and to all the other people of the site. UPDATE.

ok 1) yeah i knew that Eve didnt go and you took zach. just too lazy to update. and 2) you did not try to get me. you would've called around when you picked up Luke.

yeah so just hanging at eddie's. rockin' on. Benoit's here and he's totally awexome. and eddie is here being a bad singer.

Well chris for ur information Eve didn't even end up going so Zach did. I tried to contact u and kazer but u werent around. Damn. School tomorrow. See you all whenever.

 

*I'd like to post a thanks to all the site's loyal viewers and updaters. Without you guys this would be super crappy instead of moderatly crappy. In the approach of the one year anniversary, Here's to an inside joke gone too far*

 

-Dan

NO. we will not change the template. it is not right. right so anyways. the two l0v0r pairs are gonna see some movie so the rest of us are stuck without anything to do. i'll probably go play tennis later today. yeah.....so the site is gonna go onto 1 year next month. i dont remember the day cuz the post got deleted, but yeah we will probably celebrate...yeah. and sweet, i got all 51 episodes of FMA. nice eddie. total propz to you.

well i finally decided to update. everyone is home except luke as of right now and there is not much to do. bored.

Yeah I'm back from vacation and soooo glad. Not too exciting up there after 9 days. I wanna do stuff tomorrow so kazer, luke, chris, zach, or eddie should call me.

wow. 10 days since my last post and it hasnt been updated. whats wrong with you guys? like i know dan is at his lake house but still. so anyways still on vacation. i have 16 days more. its hot here. and i havent had internet for 10 days. there's a channel though called animax that plays solely anime. like Samurai 7 and stuff like that. its not so great. its frickin hot here though. dying and such.i almost fainted in church cuz it was a lot of people and not a big church with no AC and high ceiling fans. -____-

but regardless it is ok here. so hope you all are well. l4t0r.

~Arc

http://www.colorquiz.com/cgi-bin/results.cgi

my results. take the test. i dont know. is it accurate guys?

Yeah well I found the midi version of MK theme in the freewebs midi bank and i couldnt resist. Chris is back. GOod times to come within the next week.

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/147/664yl.jpg

^FINALLY

~Arc

http://winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD. i know how everyone liked Star Wars III : Revenge of the Sith. but has anyone ever seen
Star Wars III : The backstroke of the west?

ok more comic book status

Chris: Azumanga Daioh/ P.o.T./Bleach

and manga are japanese comics so there

So yeah. Today is gonna suck seeing as kaz0r and zach are both doin stuff and lukes outta town. New comic status

Luke: Colossus/x-men/magick/bloodshot

Alex: Cyclops/x-men/invincible

Dan: Punisher/Ghost Rider

Dan. its the 11th u dumbass. and i found this place that kinda reminded me of Top Decks that was near this chinese restaurant in Paris. oh btw right now i'm in Paris. ya so next time i come back here with people we will bring decks and storm Paris!!!  haha ya whatev so you crazy kids and your comics.

Sorry its been so long guys, I was just in Door County for a family vacation. Hopefully I can update more and yeah. I saw some movies latley they were good. Batman was pretty awesome and war of the worlds was the best movie ever. Hittin the comic store today with kaz0r and zachary da blonde. (shortened title)

ok well im in Versailles at the moment at this really cool place that has all these old arcade stuff and vid games. and behind me is a LAN of WoW. and they have all these Star Wars and LOTR stuff. anyways so im back on wednesday. i just got back from a week in the alps. i had a 5 hr hike, an 8 hr hike, a 1 hr hike, and a 7 hr hike. wheeee. so the sites in denial again and steve i thought u were gone. and omfg there was fma in french. what episode has to be on? Nina. crap. ok so hope everyone is ok and blah blah. sooooooooo

Circles............Shes spinning me around in circles..........again.........oh that skinny blonde girl............something about the ages...............Dan failed college algebra again...................oh that skinny blonde girl............

ha ok so coming back on wednesday around 5 something.

~Arc

there was this one guy i saw, he spoke lebanese, and i'm like woah you're lebanese? and them i'm like wwoah, i'm in lebanon.

 

I thought the punisher was ripped...lies.

ok im now updating the site cuz i think it desperately needs it...and once again every1 gets hot new tech and i sit in the blue...but i still pwn all somehow???...anywho here is current comic status...'s..

dan - punisher

kaz0r - x-men / cyclops

chase - iron man / yaoi

luke - colossus / magik / x-men / bloodshot (all of lukes comics rn't 1337 enuf to b popular)

I got a PSP and it r0x0rs my b0x0rs. Its so much fun.  I also got a Stewie ring tone for my phone from the family guy website.  It is pretty cool.  I am going to check if they have any American Dad ringtones.  O ya and i have returned to the site.

Hey guys. Only 6 more valuble shopping months till christmas. Yeah Graduation party r0xx0red to the max0rs. Yeah quite a few quotes.

Dear Lord do you know how hard it is to type on a french keyboad? everything is everywhere. anyways so i been here. im at some internet place. guys Azumanga Daioh is like, teh pwn. its awesome!! so ya............errr, not much here. im going to a collège l4t0r. just for like half a day. meh. whatev so i,ll talk to you guys later if i can get internet where im staying. until then. oh and the Beck OST suxxàrz. Dan u can buy it. Oh! and we all gotta get dan a mouse. i saw a commercial......;;ya ill tell u guys later. à bientot! ^__^

yeah. with chris gone, i can appropriatly change the music. Beck sucked, I'm sorry. we've got an old classic playing now, and those who dont like it can die! so yeah.....um Ive gotta go to summer school now. Only reason i was on was because i was working with itunes. yeah. well see you all later.

Sup n00bs,

I'm in Lebanon safely. w00t.  Anyways, I'd just like to say Middle East Airlines r teh pwn, their planes ROCK!  So I'm on dialup which is the slowest piece of shit EVAR!  I won't be back until July 5th. I'll try to post here some, but its hard for me to see what other ppl write in here because it takes so friggen long to load our whole hompage!

 

alright so this is my last night before i go away for a month. i'll be back though. and probably update from where ever i'll be. l4t0r

NOOOOOOOOOO. I have turned into what i have opposed. I have an ipod. even when i ask for a zen. i get an ipod. argh. now im gonna delete all posts regarding conformacy. ugh. i feel like such a trendwhore right now. f*ck it.

Edit: the song on the site is Girl by Beck

Thank God i called of that bet

so basically all in all i wasnt cool enough. =P

ah well i can always call her and ask her out right?

on another note. Dan got an ipod  but ya i got Fire Emblem Sacred Stones. finally i have something that will keep me occupied and get me swearing. =) there's always tomorrow to call her right? ^_^

I'd just like to thank those who have spent there time on our site for the past school year (which is probably only k4z0r)

Tomorrow we graduate. FINALLY!!!!! and the dance will be pretty good. if you dont know yet, i have something planned that I might regret cuz i might lose $3. heh. ah well, only time shall tell us. heh. on a side note, i was again an extra in one of rocca's talent show things. I'm a good extra. and yearbooks were cool. Dan, Luke, Jad, i hate you all =).   

^_^

~Arc

alright so the Progressive Dinner was good. mmmmmmm free food. and i got 2 stripes for my belt. thats good =)

im trying to get my parents to let my hair orange for thursday. we'll see......

funny times, quotes updated.

ya yesterday was sooo funny cuz i was soooo high. but OMFG I HAD AN ENERGON CHIP. AND ENERGON CHIP. but now im bored. and like no one is here. and no one will be here tonight cuz they have some sort of "party" that people have to go to. well since im about the most socially inept person there is then of course im not invited. i have never been invited to a party besides b-day parties. ^_^ wow im cool ^_^;;; 

oh well. im still popular. right luke? =)

Quotes updated. mostly of me ^_^

Okay I lied.  Screw the data CD, its DVD or bust.  Unless you bring me your own CD-R that has atleast 1.8 GB of space on it. I don't even know if they make those.  w/e

Praise allah, FC2 is finally done.  Heres how its going down, i can't file transfer it so I can burn DVD's for $3.  But i'm also making one data CD that you can use to view on your comp and burn it from there (if you have a DVD burneer).  The data CD will be passed around like a drug syringe.  eh.  So when your done with the data CD, give it back to me. 

DVDs will have FC1,FC2, and Martian Chron. on it, it you don't want that extra shit TOO BAD.

OMFG I FOUND DRASTIC MY SOUL AS AN MP3. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in other news, almost everyone has been gone for the weekend. crap. other stuff is im gonna go see Star Wars with Zach. and i MIGHT buy a certain action figure that possesses the legendary daggar. ^_^

ok so eddie are you happy we posted? actually i dont care whether or not you are happy.

quote of the day is updated

TODAY WASN'T AMAZING!!!!111 i teamed up with no one to be bored all day. you musical bastards. wow. well today was intresting. for lunch i ate a buffalo burger. i havent had one since like 3rd grade. wow its good. i went out and bought a new lego set cuz ive been bored the past few days. its a way to keep me entertained. and the Bleach OST I came out and i dled it all. w00t. and i might go against my belief system and get an mp3 play0r. various reasons why. so ya. i basically just sat at home all day. there was a drake and josh marathon on. and i finally played warcraft. damn its been long. heh. well anyways ive gotten nothing done so i better do my science project and personal action plan. well i hope everyone had fun on the Six Flags trip cuz i didnt go. duh. and i just realized that all my friends are in band or orchestra. haha. so basically this weekend sucks for me cuz no one can do anything tomorrow cuz they havent done any hmwk you n00bs. and dan is a goth n00b even though he isnt......................and now im just spamming like hell. oh! i got a haircut. its ok. but i still wish my hair was orange. or purple. or green. or blue. ya............ im done

lyl anime

SIX FLAGS WAS AMAZING BEYOND ALL POSSIBLE BELIEF!!!!!!!!111 Basically me eddie and luke teamed up with julia, ranen, mellissa, eileen, and jad and partyed down all day. Here's a list of what I can reacall we did.

1. Raging bull 2x (Once just back rows and once in front with julia, mellissa, and luke)

2. Chubasco (What a retarded name)

3. Ricochet

4. Logger's Run

5. Splashwater Falls (What a mistake...so...cold...)

6. Demon

7. Got fast passes and went on superman

8. Batman (oww....the force...)

9. Raging Bull (Front row once more. A hysterical picture was taken.)

10. Batman again

11. Jetsons

12. River Rapid Ride (DAMNIT LUKE! FUNNEL CAKE! FUNNEL CAKE! C'MON!)

 

 

O yes, and may all remember the communal goblet AKA Chalice of the l33t.

ok i no mr rogers was an awesome theme song for the home page....but this song makes me think of jad, eddie, and occasionally rocca and dan

alright. so this is what it comes down to. the past pics have been great. but this is just plain 1337. Kurosaki Ichigo (aka me)

 

use this cuz the pic option is being mean. http://img268.echo.cx/img268/6935/img15792py.jpg

i didnt type in anything.  How cool is this pic.

jad demoted to Smod

/seconded

/result approved

.................................mmmmmmmmmmmmmm dumplings................................... ^_^

Wow...

Chris is definately banned from the server.

/amx_ban "Steam ID: 100115" for "1337" minutes

/voteban Chris

Result accepted.

My retirement was amazing.  I got to go to school.  Well ya i lied about retiring but my contest is still in affect.  If u arnt my friend and live somewhere else, I.M. me at homestarrocker78 and i will wire u the money or send it to u to buy a lunch.

HOLY SHIT! ACEN WAS 1337 TO THE MAXX0RZ!

wow. i spent almost $170 on anime and manga stuff. =)

anyways i sprayed my hair orange and wore a black trenchcoat. i'll post pics up lat0r.

all in all it was awesome and i got the Outlaw Star complete set.

and dan would be a goth if he could only afford to shop at Hot Topic. =)

ok wow....tons of people were sick today for reasons unbeknownst to me....there r theories tho...like eddie said he spread it cuz he was sick all last week, i mite have given it to dan at the convention...i dont think it was from jad laserquest party cuz i only ate 1 slice of pizza....but ya....ITS CLAUDIA's B-DAY...so woooooooooooooo u win the prize as dan would say....ummmm acen was ok....i was sick so i didnt wanna go crazy and run around and do stuff, but it was nice cuz i got tons of berserk stuff....ran out of money tho so i didnt get the manga =( 

I am sad to say it, but i am retiring for a little while from the website.  Maybe for ever, maybe a little bit, or maybe i am just plane lying.  Wut ever the case, the next time i put sumtin on the website, if u come up to me and say "o crap i lost my pants" i will buy u a lunch in highschool if u r in my lunch period.  LONG LIVE THE ARCANIS TEAM.

 

Forever

-Steve

Acen was AMAZING. I got 2 shirts and a hellsing figure. My costume was the most non l337 of the 3 but thats k. Luke was having loads of pics taken of him.  It was funny cuz he found his berserk shirt. then chris got his ninja shizz and eve and julia found what they were lookin for. Princess Tutu is just weird, and dragonhalf is just random.

I luv Pierre Torres.  He beat the shit out of ryan merdith and he was bleading severely.  O i luv pierre.  Suck this ryan. 

Beeb beep beep beep beep....calling all fatties. respond. calling all fatties. Code 1589 in progress. Repeat code 1589.  Danger ahead, subject mental condition unstable.  Proceed with caution.

gkakhgraubgyou: is that supposed to b an insult?
monk112990: uh sure

All fatties report to freewebs.com/FatUnited

Skinnies can come too, but they can't be in the cool club. :-p

I am gettin mad at everybody.  Im never at lukes house wit u guys to hear or understand these qoutes.  o well screw it.  I am goin to the best concert ever with the bands Queens of the stone ager, Interpol, Hot Hot Heat, Sum 41, Tise Against, Unwritten Law, and A Static Lullaby.  It is over 2 nights.  It will be off the heasy.  Luke talk to me if u want to go.  Ill give u all the details

haha...COLOSSI SMASH!!!!

ya so fun time at luke's. uh..... oh i got the hellsing DVDs and i finally saw Family Guy season 4. thank God. anyways im back into Fire Emblem..........just cuz the second is coming out soon. And Colossi FINALLY gave me all the FLCL. took him forever. this week starts panic week for me. i gotta find everything for my costume. and i dont care if anyone thinks i wont look good with orange hair, cuz i really dont care what they think at all. right. anyways so this is an entirely long post so..........shhhhhhh im a ninja.

Happy mothers day to all mothers. and I found something that i don't know if its good or bad for us.

Yet again here is a test.  If u go to our site and like it that is not one of our friends or Kazer then write sumtin in the guest book like every day about wut u liked on it.  AND I REPEAT NOT KAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAHM DICKA BAHNG

LOOK ITS NAGAS DAD!

 

Durka

oh shit. i forgot about the DC project. i am so dead cuz ive been sick all week cept tuesday. thanx a lot zach for not writing down u retard

OMG IM SOOOOO DEPRESSED....I FOUND LOVE BUT IT COST $30 SO I COULDNT AFFORD IT!!!!....eh always got julia...BUT GOD...IT WAS GATSU W/ THE LEGENDARY DAGGER!!!!.....ya i saw 2 bad movies 2day...'hitch hiker's guide 2 the galexy' and 'a series of unfortunate events'....and now my financial budget for buying random things is between zero and negative nine dollars....ill take something free...or if u give me $9 for it....soooo im poor....and everyone has abandoned me...EVEN MY COMPUTER!!! WHERS THE LOVE.....ok i gotta stop talkn bout fantasy characters and action figures as love...stick 2 the real deal =)

ps....ya srry bout that eddie......but i no that prob pissed u off....but i felt really good that day so i wanted 2 c if i could handle wat all ur rage could deal me....and im gonna go pass out

pps....MY NEW BACKGROUND IS GONNA B SHADOWCAT MAKING OUT WITH COLOSSOS'S BACK WHILE SAYING 'HEY SEXY'!!!!....dat just hot....or that pic of colossus's fist punching a guys face thru a wall....hmmmmm

OMG it is 12:08 and waterman has updated the home page talking about his new toon but he hasnt updated the actual toon into the site.  LOL im goin to stay up so i can be the first to watch it.  HAHAHAHAH

Hey guys. Numenoring at Luke's was amazing, and today was pretty freaking cool. I still think we should play immortal numenor cuz as crazy as this sounds, I wouldn't be so bad at it. But long story there. Anyone who wants to see hitchikers guide to the galaxy should call me by noon tomorrow cuz i'm goin there with at least luke.

Mrs. Albano called me a n00b today and i was made fun of by the n00bs of the Arcanis team.  Thanx ass whipes.  JK but it was still queer that Mr. Albano called me a n00b just because she has sand in her area.

so me and dan were sick today. i gotta update here more. anyways the anime con is coming up and i can't wait to dye/bleach my hair orange! its gonna r0x0rz to the maxx0rz. lol. so ya i watched Akira today. damn that's bloody. and i took a four hour nap. so face suckers ^_^

You have nothing on me...suckas

Durka

"This is what hapened when dan and jad got on" -Steve

HEY!! Is that a shot?! Are you insulting my people?  Cause if it is I can make your life a living hell. 

I CALL UPON THEE CELLULOSE GOD TO SMOTE THY STEEVEN AND SLAY HIM UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM! ABUABA ABUABA ABUBACAON!  THY MAN IS A MERE MIDGET, THOU SHALL HAVE NO TROUBLE SMOTING HIM. 

Dunker Dunker Man

i am just that 1337

this had to hurt

this is wut happened when jad and dan got in

I got confirmed today and I got a portable dvd player from my parents, and 90 dollars from assorted friends and relatives! Yeah so today was pretty cool and I'll see alla y'all tomorrow at school.

here is a cool picture i found

This is a test to see if there is anybody who comes on our site daily or weekly that isnt one of our friends or us.  So if u do come on our site every day, write in the guest book every time u come on and write wut u like about the new updates or the old ones

so luke's going out with julia and im sad because chapter 175 of Bleach isnt out yet =(

anyways i tried uploading the ultimate solo but since we have like no bandwidth yet it sux0rz. 3v3 we lost to the maxx0rz. the first time was against a 7th grader taller than me so................ya we lost that. and then the second round was against the racial roulette or whatever. we got pwned so badly there too. i was the closest to a basket on our team tho. anyways i think we left Vedaleen's name etched in the minds of the people at our school. lmao who the hell am i kidding.

anyways so im soooo happy tho! i got Star Fox: Assault!!!!!!! w00t. omfg i r so happy!!!!!1 ^_^

Hey guys its Dan posting from Luke's house. We made some crazy music, the best of which is featured on the homepage. Smoothe Jazz forever. Our other thing will be on the site momentarily on the quote of the day page.  Vedaleen will own! it was awesome.

ok so 3v3 is tomorrow. TEAM VEDALEEN. WE GONNA PWN SOME ARSE.ok so im making a DC pic section tonight. hopefully it'll have most of the stuff. anyways this is a feature taken by jad.

edit: sorry i couldnt get it up. here's a link to it at least : http://img145.echo.cx/img145/4954/dc20024ag.jpg

no one can touch laura. she is the package. i must protect the package at all costs. anyways ya i broke up with julia....or did she break up with me???? YOU DONT KNOW....well ya...actually she clearly broke up w/ me cause i went too far....FAR FAR AWAY. DC trip r0x0red. l33t pics. im gonna post it out lator. its gonna be pssworded so people cant just see it. im me if you want it. lator

edit: the caps text and the stuff between it was luke. cuz julia was being whiney

Ya i kind of told Laura Sturm today wut the definition of n00b ment so now i think she might use it.  But if she does i will tell her not to and then slap her in the face.

Yes i am a huge n00b for giving away the password.  But i am back from just not coming on and from a one day suspension for giving the password to eddie.  I want to apologize to jack nolan since his dad died, dude i am so sry.  He was a great man and a great coach for baseball and football.

had to delete a page because we had too much bandwidth.

anyways today jack nolan's dad died. i just want to say he was a great man. i knew him since i was young. he was truly a great man. i am sad that he is gone and im sure we all are sad. so i just want to pay my respects to him. ahhh crap now im sad

It sucks that the DC trip is over. It was so awesome. I'll make a page of pics from it.

How could we not post up the quotes for the dc trip when everything funny happened? check it. and look for pics coming up

omg....haha for the first time in history 2 posts in a row by me....and ANOTHER RECORD....FIRST POST BY THE COLOSSI!!!!!....so yeah...any hoo....u should no i love mortal kombat, unless ur not awsome like some ppl i no...anyways basically i found an awsome site w/ everything i could ever want bout mortal kombat...well its close =) anywho, i had some fun w/ copy+paste...so enjoy yall !

 

lol...dan all those ???? entries were me...they had my name all over them...giant cookies...frozen pizza...and the only people home are me and jad so it couldnt b that hard...anywho...srry chris...but i had to put this cause i found it on my comp and i was laughing so hard...this is what chris and catherine's offspring woulda looked like

Hey guys it's me again. This time i'm in Dublin. Yeah this week is gonna own cuz of the DC trip and hopefully i wont be jet lagged for it. yeah and whoever signs there posts as ???? had better start posting their name  lol cuz it just annoys me to not know who's postin wat. So yeah.....see you guys when i get back.

 

-Dan

haha omfg dan thats awesome (the post about the ds commercial). anyways i think everyone died cuz no one is here. so if you come back give me a call or something cuz im bored doing my science write up

Im back just so you know everyone. ^_^

I DID IT I TELL YOU! I FOUND B! look alt + 098 = b!!!

I WIN

with <3 to luke

SAVE ME!!!! I DONT EVEN NO WHAT DAY IT IS CAUSE IM SOOOOO BORED!!!!!!!!! IVE ONLY BEEN SURVIVING  ON GIANT COOKIES AND FROZEN PIZZA....!!!! o ya i found some funny pics on my comp....and bye bye to the poll page....SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

It's around 5 here, but for you guys its only like 8 am. I just wanted to add one thing about ireland that i know at least chris will get a kick out of. The nintendo DS slogan isn't "touching is good" at the end of the commericials it shows the logo and some chick screams "Touch me!"

The next place we're staying at has free internet, so you can expect an update or two from me. I'd also like to mention that europe keyboards have better symbols that ours. £££££££¬¬`¬¬¬¬¬££££££

 

I heart ballooballooba whales forever

 

-Dan

Hey guys its Dan! I found a reasonable internet cafe in ireland and my parents let me use it so i'm updating from the motherland. its so cool here. i got some l33t pics and found some cool links between celts and lemuria, and had a drink named after me by an old irishman. so i'll explain all this to you guys later.

I heart ballooballooba whales forever

 

Dan

Happy Easter everyone...hope all of you out there have a l33t Easter

How come I always make friends with the stoners?

 

WTF...i totally PWNED U.....but the first convo was b4 i went 2 diner and it was hilarious....we got in a big fite over gatts or GATSU.....they both do rock but since GATSU is lator gatts he wins...NOOB....so ya....that entire convo was actually in huge font like this cause we kept on shooting SHOCKING BULLETS and stuff like taht back at eachother........

GATSU!!!!!!!

TurtleTotem49: NOOOB

Auto response from monk112990: GATTS!

monk112990: lol
TurtleTotem49: GATSU
TurtleTotem49: !!!!
TurtleTotem49: i won w/ the chik we/ boobs
TurtleTotem49: ur cock was puny too
monk112990: lol
TurtleTotem49: haha i win
monk112990: are u kidding? i did like two attacks at once
monk112990: i did siphon mana and shockwave
TurtleTotem49: soo.....
TurtleTotem49: TOUCH OF DEATH
TurtleTotem49: i win
monk112990: HA I HAD REINCARNATION!
monk112990: WARSTOMP!
monk112990: THUNDER BOLT
monk112990: ummmmm
TurtleTotem49: DIVINE SHIELD
monk112990: WIND WALK
monk112990: ...............................................................
monk112990: ..................................................
TurtleTotem49: SUMMON TREE ENTS
monk112990: ....................................
TurtleTotem49: SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL
TurtleTotem49: SUMMON WOLVES
monk112990: DISPEL MAGIC
TurtleTotem49: SUMMON BOAR
monk112990: EARTHQUAKE
TurtleTotem49: SUMMON BEAR
monk112990: VOLCANO
TurtleTotem49: BIG BAD VOO DOO
TurtleTotem49: haha
TurtleTotem49: SUMMON EAGLE
TurtleTotem49: STAMPEDE
TurtleTotem49: SLEEP
monk112990: SUMMON LAVA SPAWN
TurtleTotem49: ALL ATTACK AT ONCE
monk112990: BLINK
TurtleTotem49: SILENCE
monk112990: ..........................
TurtleTotem49: HAHA I WIN
monk112990: NO
TurtleTotem49: ROOT HOLD
TurtleTotem49: yes
TurtleTotem49: now i do
monk112990: FUCK
TurtleTotem49: u cant attack....play spells
monk112990: SCROLL OF TOWN PORTAL
TurtleTotem49: NO
TurtleTotem49: DAMN
TurtleTotem49: FINGER OF DEATH
monk112990: DIVINE SHEILD
TurtleTotem49: NO I ALREADY SAID TAHT....u cant repeat
TurtleTotem49: unless if its hammer
monk112990: lol
monk112990: fine
TurtleTotem49: i win
monk112990: NO
TurtleTotem49: u cant win
TurtleTotem49: yes
monk112990: MASS TELEPORATION'
monk112990: i was invulnerable right there
TurtleTotem49: and what does that do....u cant playspells
TurtleTotem49: ya too late
monk112990: no silence fizzles after like 5 seconds
TurtleTotem49: ur pwned admit it
monk112990: no i got away
TurtleTotem49: no
monk112990: ya
TurtleTotem49: nothing fizzles here
monk112990: NO TO LATE
TurtleTotem49: THE BULLETOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'s last forever
monk112990: u never pu tthat
TurtleTotem49: neither did u
TurtleTotem49: i dont like u
monk112990: whatever we are acting like nerds now
TurtleTotem49: u dont paly fair
monk112990: can we stop now?
TurtleTotem49: u can live if u get hit by a car
TurtleTotem49: k done
monk112990: lol
TurtleTotem49: GATSU!!!
monk112990: oh ya thats why we were fighting
monk112990: i forgot............
TurtleTotem49: for the gatsu thingy
monk112990: u mean for the gatts thingy?
TurtleTotem49: ya
TurtleTotem49: i wish i saved that convo....woulda putit on the site =)
monk112990: lol u want me to?
TurtleTotem49: do u have the entire thing
monk112990: ya up to when you came back from away
TurtleTotem49: i only have this one not the otger
monk112990: ya same
TurtleTotem49: nice put it all on
TurtleTotem49: even this
monk112990: i dont have the last one
monk112990: i only have this one
TurtleTotem49: WOAH IM READING THIS BUT ITS THE PAST.....ergh right now its the PRESENT....but i will read this in the FUTURE
TurtleTotem49: just put it on
TurtleTotem49: the first was better tho =)
monk112990: k
monk112990: but i'll defeat you with my next three attacks
monk112990: ready?
TurtleTotem49: SILENCE
TurtleTotem49: SILENCE
TurtleTotem49: PHASE OUT!
monk112990: SHOOT HIM SHINSOU!
TurtleTotem49: TURN EATHERAL
monk112990: THOSE ARENT ATTACKS
monk112990: OR SPELLS
monk112990: YOU CANT PLAY THEM
TurtleTotem49: ha im not even in ur realm of exisitance and u cant play spells for
TurtleTotem49: 5
TurtleTotem49: 4
TurtleTotem49: 3
TurtleTotem49: 2
TurtleTotem49: 1
monk112990: SO?
monk112990: MY LAST ATTACK WASNT A SPELL
monk112990: IT WAS AN ATTACK FROM BLEACH
TurtleTotem49: ya dude....when u phase out UR NOT THERE
TurtleTotem49: u disappear
TurtleTotem49: then while i was gone i turned myself eatheral and came back and bullets go rite thru
monk112990: NOW TAKE THIS: GETSUGA TENSHO*             *MOON FANG TOUCHES TEH SKY
TurtleTotem49: ya im eatheral....
monk112990: so?
TurtleTotem49: ya....u cant touch me.....
monk112990: my attacks are on an ethereal level if im a spirit
TurtleTotem49: not really
monk112990: yes........
TurtleTotem49: there are more than 2 realms
TurtleTotem49: n00b
TurtleTotem49: sooooo wanna play some chess
TurtleTotem49: lol
monk112990: one more
TurtleTotem49: no phase out for 20 secs
TurtleTotem49: 20
TurtleTotem49: 19
TurtleTotem49: 18
TurtleTotem49: 17
TurtleTotem49: 16
monk112990: Ten Sa Zan Getsu!!!!!!!!!!!
TurtleTotem49: ............
TurtleTotem49: 15
TurtleTotem49: 14
TurtleTotem49: 13
TurtleTotem49: 12
TurtleTotem49: ........
TurtleTotem49: 11
TurtleTotem49: 10
TurtleTotem49: 9
monk112990: *HEAVENLY CHAIN TOUCHING THE SKY
TurtleTotem49: lol
TurtleTotem49: 3
TurtleTotem49: 2
TurtleTotem49: 1
TurtleTotem49: 2
TurtleTotem49: 3
TurtleTotem49: 0
TurtleTotem49: FUCK
TurtleTotem49: DIVINE SHIELD
monk112990: u were just pwned by my ban kai
TurtleTotem49: whatever OSMIUM REMEMBER NOOB
TurtleTotem49: im the colossi ur a n00b w/ a sword
monk112990: u are wearing osmium?
TurtleTotem49: and flesh
monk112990: u never said this
TurtleTotem49: n00b
TurtleTotem49: i always am
monk112990: now you tell me
TurtleTotem49: even wen im wo
monk112990: ok now we are done
TurtleTotem49: (wacking off)
TurtleTotem49: ya.....
monk112990: ok
monk112990: we are done
monk112990: now lemme save this
TurtleTotem49: now i just kinda walk thru everything u got and beat u up...cause im like....osmuim man
monk112990: FINE I GIVE UP...ITS GATSU...YOU WIN....DONT HURT ME!!!
TurtleTotem49: dats rite bitch

ya we were bored........(i lost to THE COLOSSI...even with my ban kai....i guess THE COLOSSI just pwns and i suxor)

i have this hunch but i think im gonna get dumped soon..............i just have this feeling.....................we'll see

anyways ya we got wasted....especially dan and luke. sooo im not gonna tell about the afternoon cuz that was fucked up........but the morning.....we fell asleep around 530/600 ^_^

lol.....i spent $270 on my old crappy comp and i never made anyone pay me 2 us it.....but anywhoo......me and dan and chris got hystarically diluded on thurs nite at like 4 am.....and i made the song dragonstea din tei where most of the words are porno

For everyone bitching about having to pay for FC.  fyi, a DVD+R that will hold both movies can cost 1.50-2 bucks...and the editing sofware I got cost me twenty five (i think).  And not to mention the digital camcorder which I bought for five hundred dollars.  So figure out how many DVDs I'd have to sell to make any profit  

It still must be approved by F.A.T. but soon enough it will be released to the eyes of our viewers.  We are expecting no further delays and the movie to be in its final form...uhhhhhh....erm...Tuesday of next week. It will be releasing in a special two pack with FC1 on DVD which one may purchase for five bucks :-)     Um, so ya, let me know if you want one.  If you don't want one...you can see it from someone that does have one or something.  Ya, so I'm not gonna file transfer it cause that took too long last time. 

Its Dan here. I'm in the COD computer lab updating while we're waiting for Napoleon Dynamite to start. Yeah... this is pretty fun. More later....

crap i just deleted the entry. k basic summary. messed with the site so now it has better music and less pages. updated quotes. magic at luke's. i won a star game. w00t.

ya so not much today. eddie wasnt at school. whatever so i changed it from the nsync song. and uh..i have no clue what to write except for we probably will film FG tonight. lol later

lol, sry bout the song guys... just listen to it...IT GETS CATHCY! heh, u can delete it, but can we keep it for a couple days <3.  Anyways i r got a quote of the week.  And i also r made a new page where u have to make a caption to a pic and email the caption to me to win!! Yay! :-0

so i found out the password for the site. thanx dan ^_^. anyways im not leaving the site. so ya i was just fuxing around there so expect more stuff from me even though the site is dying

PIE DAY or PI DAY....WOOOT FOR FATTIES AND FATTY ASSOCIATES..... NEW UPDATES AT WWW.FREEWEBS.COM/COLOSSI

steve shouldnt just talk to me and luke and dan. we do have zach and jad on our site too. just so ya know. and ya lack of updates i know. at least from me. i havent felt like posting. im too into the forums. lol. uh ya the site is obviously dying. so show as many people as you can. im gonna put it up in my forums that im signed up to so people will check it out. ya ok so i cant think of anything else because again, the site is dying. oh and if you saw what dan did to the site...i just couldnt stand that so i put 5 tallies in the list of- how many times im gonna beat up dan after lent. later n00bs ^_^

Sry that there is no like meat the team.  Im goin to get together with chris, dan, and luke to talk about wut to put on there.

A few weaks ago a friend and i sent in a video to ebaumsworld and we think it might get on.  So everybody start checking to see if we did.  I'll give updates on stuff like this when i get a hold of more stuff like this.

Jad we wont go overboard. We just wanna have a reason to keep this site going. If steve brings more people and some new humor, then so be it.

I didn't mean to seem like a whiny bitch, but I was just trying to say don't go overboard.  Wasn't this site for us anyways...like what we posted...no one else but us would give a shit about what we posted on here anyways.  =) All hail the Arcanis Team

Ur right jad, but we can try to at least make it better.

What the hell people.  This site has turned really retarded.  No joke.  If it is dead, drop it okay, its not like we're making money of it.  I don't know what everyone else thinks but this is messed up.  Steve Sheehan? I forbid you to do n00b anything... No offense man, but I mean c'mon...urgh...whatever, i give up.  This site will never be what it was...

Welcome the newest member of the arcanis team, STEVE SHEEHAN. A wicked funny kid, who should help bring the site back to its former glory.

I am the new addition to the site and so all of u no i will be updating and doing n00b stuff and quote of the day stuff

Ok polls arent working, so i wanna just see how many people want the site to look different. Sign the guestbook with ur answer

im doing the n00b of the week cuz the other n00bs are too lazy. =) oh and the quote of the day

After that hitler thing i created a What a n00b freewebs. 

freewebs.com/whatan00b

 

Thats n00b with two zeros!

 

WANNA SEE THE L33T BOOK IM WRITING???? GO www.freewebs.com/colossi

ok so im looking at narutofan.com after deleting more stuff from the site. when i see that tazmo just posts up a new post. 6th and 8th! w00t w00t w00t. that made my day. later

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I have been deleting entries for about 2 hours and lemme tell you it brought back memories. The crappiest day of my life. When i used to like kristen. when me and dan got in fights all the time about the site and about life. well this delting will go on for a while and we will only delete the crappy entries. not the ones like eddie's ice pond, the dan incident or the poem about it. so ya. dan's last night was fun. i finally know how kazuma got shell bullet and used SHELL BULLETOOOOO !!!!!!! lol whatever i got the science stuff to do.

lyl julia

Hey guys. Chris just left, so yeah. We had some fun yesterday and today. I updated the quotes page, and theres some fun stuff on there. I'm revamping my samurai deck hoping to make it good enuf to get some ownage. I'll post later.

haha today is 3/4/05...anywhooo.....GO CHECK OUT THE QUOTE OF THE DAY SONG......
Hells Gates Arrested - Gott Mis Uns (God Help Us) - And Shine Heaven Now - HELLSING -
 -luke

Arcanis is dying. The site is loosing its power, and it may be time for it to end. I will try to save it, and i will try to get people looking at it again. So here goes. ULTIMATUM. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS SITE, AND HAVE THEM TELL US YOU REFERRED THEM. I WILL PERSONALLY PAY YOU A DOLLAR FOR EVERY 3 PEOPLE YOU TELL AND GET TO COME AND SIGN THE GUESTBOOK FOR MORE THAN ONE DAY. PERSON WITH THE MOST REFERRALS GETS A HUGE PRIZE.

Long time no see 'ol pals.  Anyways just to inform you guys.  If you have any desire at all in downloading fatty adventures two (unknown release date) you must get "GROUPER".  It is a file transferring device that makes things easier and quicker.  Go to grouper.com and dl it.  Its free and virus free.  I really don't feel like doing 30 min. aim transfers, soo ya.  This is how your gonna get it.  Once you have it, email me...so i can tell you where to go and what to do...I don't want any noobs in my group ;-)  And I'll also directly email anyone who i definately want to be in the group.  Got it noobs? rgr. 

Durka Out

I'm back from the retreat and by the way, it was awesome. Never play Soggy biscuits. I'll talk to u guys about it tomorrow. So yeah, I freed the site, we just gotta make sure it stays clean CHRIS. Seriously my mom was like, Dan you needa control chris. I would keep the site protected, but now it wont load on my computer. So yeah. I'll see you all at school tomorrow.

Hey i got bored at this convention im at so i decided to find the free internet cafe and use it. teeheehee. anyways im bored here and i wish i was back in disney cuz that way it would be warm. anyways after some arguements, i am contemplating whether or not to keep the site protected. So i dont really know, i'll talk it over with the guys but rest assured something will go down here. If we decide to take it off it should be either late tonight or early tomorrow.

lyl julia

ok i had no clue that it was the 22nd yesterday. anyways im trying to put up a picture page. this will be password protected because there will just might be those crazy stalkers who might just happen to find a picture of me putting an arm around them and possibly the stalker might use photoshop to edit his face in and make things look kinda retarded. lol time for food, a nap, and then another update.

huzzah i just got back from florida! w00t its like 11:45 and im already on the comp! =)

lol its nice coming back home, but it totally pwns that we have school tomorrow.

anyways i dont have much time to reminesce and talk about the trip right now but we will get to it soon. anyways i have some stuff to say about the site.

ok so basically nothing was totally up. but who the said they got the password? i was like who the fuck are you?

anyways we took pics on the trip that are so l33t that we have decided to post them. watch for them soon.

lyl julia

The guys are in disney, and the site is mine! Ya, since most people are in disney, i figure i'm basically just talkin to chase, cuz he's pathetic like that. Alex stayed over at my house last night, and now we're bein lazy. So ya. today should be cool, but nowhere near as cool as bein in disney, but i dont care cuz i go on a youth retreat with alex next friday at 4.

 

Adios.

Hey just thought to add one quick thing in before i sleep for an hour. Ya dan has the site at teh moment for a few days. when we come back im sure there will be at least one story to tell. lol. so have a good weekend cuz im sleepy. lol.

lyl julia

Hola Guys. I am here to assure u that i wont wreck the site, despite the fact that for a few days it is completely under my control. I've decided to try something interesting. I'm gonna try and get us more viewers in the local area. Tell people u know, that u think would enjoy it. Person with the most referals (The persons gotta tell an arcanis team member to confirm referral) Gets their own page on the site!

 

 

lol i shoulda updated again yesterday. Basically stuff happened at CCD but for the fear that they might find this then if u wanna ask talk to ryan kalall. anyways i heard that they played Dragostea Din Tei today on Good Morning America. They call him the next William Hung. lol anyways tomorrow is the last day before everyone on this site but dan is going to disney. lol. so i hope the site doesnt get too screwed up. oh and why does virtually no one write in the guestbook anymore? we need your dumbass comments in there. argh the science eval. i havent started. i think it might be time to start soon. lol. wish me luck!. si sunt voinic.

lyl julia

omg...everything on that list but the las vagas thing and the AYIA thing describe my mom....NO THAT MEANS.....no im not gonna go there....but honestly everythign on that list does...its scary...but everyone hates my mom so i guess thats y ppl hate the chinese too...=)....lol chris is a lvl 4 perv meaning hes a perv but ppl like him...steve sheehan is a lvl 5 perv...so everyone hates him.,..and im a lvl 15 handmaster =) .... which means im good w/ my hands

-luke gill

lol so you can get to our website from school lol. anyways so ya we walked home today. pretty uneventful until we see this dude's legs to make it look like he is dead. dan. lol so anyways my grand-mother brought this to show us and its as funny as hell.

There are many ways to know whether you are Chinese:

1. You like to eat chicken feet
2. You suck on fish heads and fish fins
3. You sing Karaoke
4. Your house is covered with tile
5. You have a piano in your living room
6. You leave the plastic covers on the remote control
7. You've never kissed or hugged your mom or dad
8. You've worn glasses sincec you were in fifth grade
9. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable
10. You love to use coupons
11. You drive around looking for the best parking space
12. You take showers at night
13. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms
14. You don't mind squeezing 10 people into one motel room
15. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you
16. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently
17. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and baccarat
18. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the paper
19. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table
20. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time
21. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
22. You keep a thermos of hot water available at all times.
23. You eat all meals in the kitchen
24. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers
25. You hate to waste food
26. You pick your teeth at the dinner table by covering your mouth
27. You twirl your pen around your fingers

haha 15 apply to me!

lyl julia

I'd type a longer post if we hadnt just come home from a superbowl party to find that someone tried to break into our house. They broke our door, but didn't get in. Thank u triple bolt doors. Scared the crap outta me, and now we've gotta cop over here checkin it out.

Fat person singing a foriegn song...hmmmmm.....nah.  Anyways I came back from the 5th grade band concert and all i have to say is "OW".  Well FC2 (Fatty Chronicles 2) is officially in the works...and the third one will be a SHOCKER!

I created this freewebs called Sea Dunkey World...just check in once in a while...its an inside joke and u guys are obviously on the outside of the inside.

lol ok this is a poem for ALA i made for a time i will always remember. and here it is: lol

On the day I will always remember,

Occurred last year, on a weekend in September.

The sky was clear that interesting day,

When me and my friends decided to ride away.

 

4 miles and one-half was the length one way,

to the place where we would go for that day.

Pedal and pedal did we go on the bikes,

Since it was much easier than going on our feet to hike.

“Downers Grove!” We shouted forth as we kept on riding.

To a shop that sold cards of our liking.

 

We arrived there with not much trouble.

Crossing 55^th and other streets and over some rubble.

Top Decks the sign said with brilliant appeal,

A place where nerds gathered but didn’t steal.

 

We bought the things that we needed most

Without much trouble we decided to coast.

Down the many hills we went,

The hills that we had to ascend, pant, and lament.

 

As we crossed the street, to go nearer to town,

The thing that I cannot forget would happen right about now(n).

A curb that was not constructed right,

Happened to be in our direction of sight.

We did not see this defection of cement,

So on and on my two friends went.

 

I was in the back, I observed all.

 My first friend slipped, but did not fall.

The first one went down the hill,

But the second one was in for a nasty spill.

 

He hit the curb, the second friend.

Hit it hard and I could not give help that I could lend.

He did not see this defection for he did not notice.

When the first friend hit it and slipped almost unnoticed.

He hit it hard, my second buddy.

And he went flying, I bet it felt cruddy.

 

I stopped right there and helped him up

I couldn’t help myself from laughing seeing him fly like a cup.

Sailing through the air like a cup when it is thrown,

He landed on his back, wanting me to help him home.

 

We caught up to my friend, showing him the scars,

Of the incident that left his skin drip blood on the street tar.

We searched for an office that would sell band-aids and gauze.

So that the pain of it would not feel like claws.

 

We taped him up so he wouldn’t bleed,

And then friend #1 had to lead,

His own path home because he had to go,

Which left me and my friend on a slow path heading home.

 

We made it back without other trouble,

Crossing more sidewalks, streets, and rubble.

To my home we went, with on a humorous note,

To the end of a journey that we had to vote,

That we would remember this day, for as long as we lived,

Seeing my friend flip, and getting many cuts and skids.

 

well its technically the 30th since its 1:55 AM. im fueled on the 7 cans of mountain dew from eddie's. =) im so caffinated its funny. i think i have another can downstairs lol.

anyways no one is on so im updating to pass the time before i do my article thing for the ALA project. so my caffine is flowing through me. i had some trouble today but it was resolved later.

finally i played battle.net for the first time in ages. im trying to make it work on my laptop but for right now it only works on my dad's computer. anyways im gonna do my ALA project now.

Sweet the comp in the lobby at the resort we're staying at has internet web access. sssh it's supposed to be 4 brokers only. So ya I hear u guys had a pretty awesome weekend, but mine was nice too, cuz i'm tan, i climbed a mountain, and spent 4 days in weather that's at least 70 degrees warmer than urs, but tomorrow i'm off to the slightly colder, but cooler looking sedona, then the next day i got to the freaking cold grand canyon. So I'll be back saturday, and lets just say i got a load of stories. O ya and I got the first and 2nd kamigawa books. The borders out here doesn't listen to the shelving date. Basically i snuck out of the balroom where they're having the farewell dinner, and now i found this comp. I won some money in black jack, and i clogged the waterslide, like to the point where the slide was full o w ater behind me, and empty in front of me, but i did this on purpose, and then all my dads buisness friends started trying it to cuz u go super fast when u do that cuz all the water pushes u. and at the dinner we all got free cowboy hats and bandanas. Now if that's not connectin the blueberries, i dont know wat is. Hm connectin the blueberries. I like how that sounds. Ok I found my little end of post saying. o ya and I've found the creepiest fish in the sea. KOI! These things are freaking crazy, i mean they'll kill eachother for a bread crumb, and they have these mouths that when they open them, you can like see into the koi's body which freaks the crap outta me. That and the fact that these things are freaking big. I mean I saw one that had to be 3 feet long, and a foot wide. And I'm not lying. They live in this little pond with the ducks, and they just go nuts, I always expect to hear jaw music, and see a duck get pulled under, but so far the ducks are safe. and i'm making a horror movie about koi when i come home, so i'm gonna need rocca, jad, chris, and jads camera.  O crap here comes a hotel guy. See u guys when I get back.

Connecting the blueberries,

Dan

holy shit that was awesome. eddie has this huge like lake in his backyard from all the rain and such. then since its freezing it froze. we went all out on it and fell in. this is how it went: first incident: eddie playing on the lake before we even got their. 2nd incident: me. i was out there with dan at the far end and hacking away at the ice with a shovel so the water would come up. I went to the farthest end and the ice starts to crack. so i run away. as im running, the bottom gives away and i fall into the ice and try to get up. more ice craks. i get back up sopping wet and running to the house. 3rd incident: jad, with his..............stature. we walk on the ice. him and eddie are out there near where i fell. the ground litteraly bends and cracks and he falls body first!. jad is now soaking more than any of us and he is soooo cold and he runs to the house. 4th: eddie again. he is just walking with his stick and it gives way but only his right leg gets wet. 5th. this completes it with dan. so we go to the neighbors and we are just hanging there. me, eddie, and dan. we start pummeling the ground with the shovels and the stick. dan goes near some bushes in a fairly deep zone. he doesnt notice that the ground has an infinite amount of cracks in it. he slides onto it. and falls in. lmao. i was watching the whole thing. so in the end, we all end up sopping wet and eating two pizzas. lmao. what a good day. =)

fyi: at eddies, jad made infinite amounts of funny comments. so since we dont update in a while that page.. we give you many quotes from jad.

Hey guys its Dan, and me, chris, zach and alex just got back from an Ok time sledding. We almost ended up in a fight with like thirteen 7th graders, and i kicked one in the face. So our site now sponsors the vicious beating of all those kids in that group, except Austin cuz he's cool, and wasnt involved, but was still with them. And way to go little kid who knocked down Chris, and other kid who knocked down me, cuz u gave us the opprotunity to make those 7th graders look really weird.

Are we seriously premium usuers? Okay then, if we are, why the heck do we still have that free add banner crap?  Oh well...I'm at my uncles house and am really bored.  We went downtown and stuff and AIM express isn't working .   Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, w00t. 

<--here's our other banner...i was bored..ya

Yeah We are now OFFICIALLY PREMIUM USERS!!!! And out site got critical acclaim from BRYAN WATERMAN!

Samurai745: so wat do u think of it?
Watermanstudios: pretty sweet
Samurai745: thanks
Samurai745: 4 month anniversary was the 21st
Watermanstudios: very nice
Samurai745: only one at our school thats lasted that long
Watermanstudios: awesome

Ah, yes the underground rave was run.  Zach, threw a king sized Babe Ruth at me.  For those who are stupid its like, yay long *hand mothin* at really f'in hard.  And it hits me in the side of my head...yay! I still have a bruise.  Anyways Christmas is soon, w00t.  Oh, ya I also made an Ogre Deck...its awesome (not).  Whoever I don't see, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

I made two Arcanis Banners...

<----this ones my favorite

The caption is unreadabe because i hade to make the banner smaller but it says, "And we just want to remind you how much we rock and how much you suck! Go Arcanis! w00t!"

Two more on the way, stay tuned for updates

Today was crazy. The rave went on as planned, except luke couldnt come. There was music blasting, and we broke out all my halloweem candy. We had a massive candy fight, started by me chucking a king size snickers at chris's chest. It was pretty awesome, so we all have bruises from candy, which will be an interesting story to tell people. Chris is blowing me off to go to a movie with Taylor and Julia.

Today was awesome with an x. that's right guys it was awexsome.  I'm gonna make a necklace like Chris, so he gives me his not as cool arcanis, and i'll put a shiny takeno on the other side, and chris can put rorix on the other side, makin us the official arcanis team. so yeah tomorrow is the super amazing definatly awesome WINTER SOLSTICE VIP UNDERGROUND RAVE!

Any1 who was with me today or jad is on the vip list, and them only. That means me, zach, chris, and luke, and jad. An Arcanis Team Winter Solstice Underground Rave! weeee! Call me for details cuz i'm gonna make sure this rocks.

 

haha this was funny:

Pinkpearl109: lyl!!!
monk112990: LOL
monk112990: LYL
Pinkpearl109: not kidding

lol my caps were stuck on at the time. lol anyways we are gonna try and go premium sometime b4 the end of the year. =)

ok i am gonna put the cards on...but i omited some stuff just to please dan i guess:

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Name: Chris, the Not so Omnipotent

Color: Blue
Cost: (3)(B)(B)

Type: Legendary Creature- Wizard

Abilities: (1): Chris Gozali, the not so omnipotent flees to the bottom of your library.

               (3): Draw 2 cards.

               (4): Deal 3 damage to target creature that's controller said Kayloo.

               (B): Put a 1/1 blue wizard token into play.

4/4

FT: Say Kayloo and I swear you'll have at least 6 bruises.

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Name: Luke, Champion Artificer

Color: Colorless
Cost: (7)
Type: Legendary Creature- Colossus

Abilities: Luke Gill, Champion Artificer is indestructible
               (4): Target creature is indestructible until end of turn

               (X): Put a creature you control on the bottom of your library, put an X/X                               indestructible Colossus token into play.

3/3

FT: Colossus? Don't even get me started on Colossus.....

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Name: Eddie, Chinese Elf

Color: Green
Cost: (2)(G)(G)(G)(G)

Type: Legendary Creature- Elf

Abilities: (T): Target creature gets +X/+X where X is the number of elves you control.

                (T): Add 4 Mana to your mana pool.

                (2): Target creature gains Trample until end of turn.

3/3

FT: Chinese people are awesome. Elves rock. Chinese Elves? They rock my world.

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Name:  Zach, Sub Par Soldier
Color: White

Cost: (2)(W)(W)(W)

Type: Legendary Creature: Human Soldier

Abilities: Vigilance

                Equip costs are free for white creatures control.

                (20): Triple your life total

4/5

Ft: Wait! It's on? I'm saying my flavor text now? What do you mean it’s going to sound like crap? What do u expect? I'm blond!

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Name: Dan, Dragon Trainer

Color: Red
Cost: (3)(R)(R)(R)(R)

Type: Legendary Creature- Human Dragon

Abilities: Haste, vigilance
                (R)(R)(R): Target creature gets +3/+0

                (5)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R): Put a 7/7 red dragon creature token with flying and                   haste into play.

4/4

FT: Dragons can fight your battles, nail your enemies, protect your friends, or just heat up your instant Ramen. To be honest, it’s your choice.

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Name: Chase, the Feared Man???

Color: Black
Cost: (2)(B)(B)
Type: Legendary Creature- Human

Abilities: Fear, first strike, protection from white, protection from green.
                Chase, the Feared Knight can not be the target of enemy spells or abilities.
                Sacrifice Chase, the Feared Knight: deal 5 damage to target player with life                   total 20 or above. 
3/1

FT: Ummmm, I’m at 22 and they are at 2 life and all tapped out…..do I attack…..NO….I SAC CHASE TO DEAL FIVE DAMAGE TO MYSELF!!!!

 

Holy crap! i have found the most kickass TMNT movies on newgrounds! These are crazy how good these are.

watch the them both. Click "play this movie" and watch the first one obviously first. Thats all i wanna say right now.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/139257

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/155143

 

 

I'm in full argreement with Chris on the fact that a majority of yesterday sucked out of control. But Chris is alive, even though i was afraid for him when his mom was waiting for him outside. I gotta return the money. So anybody I owe a debt to is gonna have to wait for about 2 weeks. Then Hellboy at alex's house made it all better. We all got sugar high and watched meyers get hit with the rock again and again and again. OW! ohhhhh ohhhhh. What the....Who threw that?! Man I'm hungry. I could go for some Luke brand Pancakes covered with Uncle's luke's syrup, Luke Edition WHipped cream, and Lukers Jam. And a Vlukesic Pickle. Jokes on u ur names not hungry jack. LMPO.

 

 

Okay i deleted the kristen page because lots of people told me too. srry kristen. anyways yesterday sucked balls. I was with Dan yesterday for the mostpart. His mom was mad at him for withdrawing money from the bank My mom was pissed at me because i lost my marmot jacket. If anyone has seen it, It is a blue and black coat mostly blue with a marmot symbol on the back of the collar. Please tell me. My mom is like pissed off so badly. anyways, we went to lukes and then to Kazer's later that night.so that was fun. Saturday's are now injury days since i wiped out in the park yesterday with dan. injury day last week was dan. Let's see whos turn it is next week.

We have had the 200th person!!!! It is Luke Gill. His prize was a raspberry starburst. As proof, he took a picture of himself at 200. We will upload the picture soon. The new goal is 1500. Dan got to use the elevator today. Vote for Zach for student council!.

EDDIE'S EXPOSING REPORT that he gave to me!

 

gkakhgraubgyou: i would just cuddle wit dan

krissiangel88:  2 bad, i was 2 busy cuddling with dan

Holy crap. I have never seen Dan that high in air b4. lol it was awesome. Anyways. If you are the 200th person ont he site, prove it and give me an e-mail at monk1129@sbcglobal.net. That way you get a prize