- Well...well...well...we have ourself a war.

Tuesday, August 23 - So everything was so dandy like candy plus the bubblegum and taffy, until I found out the sponsor that "promised" the monthly bill and what we agreed on....is not paying they basically used me for...free. So feel free and I encourage to go to outland.org find their e-mail and send them hateful words asking why use someone who is only benefiting by the surfers who find me and if I actually did get the money...maybe I could offered to move to a decent web domain. So please...and I ask you only for this favor go to www.outland.org I am not sure where on the site is the contact, you could go on the forums and start a riot which is also nice but please find some way to make the realize...what they have asked for. Like many would say revenge is sweet and sometimes makes someone happy. But what they have done is "jipped" me and used their add on my site for quite a while now, and the money has still not been sent. So if your on the site please go to the link find the e-mail or post on their forums and help me win. Because without harvery birdman where would I be? -Meatwad ( Loss of money now dieing)

- "Yo, this is Fo SHo".

7/16/05 - Today while I was "making good conversation" with my friend Tyler. He brought up the very intellectual website that translates words, verbs and the occasional lingo into "gansta terms." As he put it " it's the shizzle my nizzle kizzle I-to-the-Izzle site". So I decided to put this website into translation thanks to "Gizzoogle". Which Tyler told me was " The bomb diggaty". So please click this link, even though I am not a great fan of "gansta lingo" and enjoy what you would be seeing if I was "Gansta" FO SHO! http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://freewebs.com/aquateenhunger  -The M-to-the-E-A-T-wad

- !.Please check out our Sponsor.!

7/13/05 - Dear consumers and occasional parents trying to find a stuffed meatwad toy, that happens to find this site due to the graphic nature. I have a sponsor, to go to the site, click on the link below, not the picture because I haven't fixed that yet due to misunderstanding. But please visit them, think if you all visit them enough I may be able to afford a new site with....cooler stuff? Maybe like the people who created ATHF will find me..and interview and then we all can have a party? K thanks. But please do visit them, they were kind enough to find me and support this site. Soo.....please ...please check them out, it's for..most people an actually pretty fun game they have. -Meatwad likes zesty ranch flavored chips.(PS: episode of super bowl)

- You like candy?

7/5/05 - So you like candy? Bubblegum and taffy? Skip to the sweetshop with your sweetheart sandy? I wanted to give you a happy mood before I braced you for the...My co-worker on the new site has left to college and taken the data with him for the new site, obviously he didn't think this was going to happen. So as he was walking out the door I said " Hey look up!" and kicked him in the balls, and proceeded to say " good game Nub". Moral of the story never trust the man with the laptop going to college. So please drink up, do the parties so you can forget how much this site sucks... But hey...I'll keep updating what I can and..maybe..just maybe...and someone will sign this site and I will go on TOUR! YEAH! -The one and only Meatwad

- http://www.gorglin.com/athf/

Wow like I promised since the beginning me and a friend have finally acheived the inner enlightenment. Please behold your future to awesome Aqua teen hunger force site. Go to http://www.gorglin.com/athf/ Go and expeirence the awesomness of the new made site. Yes I know nothing is in it yet, or is it merely just your imagination. Anyhow, I don't have the money your looking for....back off man....i'm going to go listen to "I want candy!" so call me later. This is a protype and we will have a new web address, I will post the NEW ADRESS on here. -Meatwad

- Well...Well...

5/7/05- Well the results are in for the web poll....I can't really say who won...it was pretty tight..But let's say Wisdom cube won with 47%, no joke, was at 199 votes and I decided I would hold all of your suspenses for even longer than expected. But I am back...yes back to normal update then busy for a month, update then vanish. But hopefully we will be getting a sponsor, and I can dramatically update the site, no joke. So sit tight, pull out those mastershake air fresheners for the car and relax with some slow porno grooves. Ryan Seecrest signing out, Meatwad

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