Welcome all Avril H8ers and Luvers! Welcome to my great site, all about h8ing Ms. Lavigne! If your a fan, and came here out of pure curiosity, I hope this site makes you realize how pathetic Avril is! If your a h8er, congrats to you on being intelligent enough to see what a complete -poser- avril is!  Anyway, let's get started....

A few lines from songs I find fishy:

" Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
I see the way you're
Actin' like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated" Well, Avril, you frusterate me, but I'm not complaining.

"If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I wanna blow you, away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezin' you too tight
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
"Marry me today"
Yes, I'm wishing my life away
These things I'll never say"- Oh Avril! Chill out, you can wish your life away as much as you want! It wont matter, your whole life is already wasted.

"I thought we were just hanging out
So why'd you kiss me on the mouth
You thought the way you taste
Would get me high"- Wow! Your writing skills are about as good as my little cousin, and I bet even she could phrase that better!

Avril grew up in a shack, in a small town called, NapandPee(It got it's name from all the bed-wetters in the town) Anyway, Avril found out she wanted to be a singer, when she was about eight. She always loved how her school choir sounded.  So one day Avril Lavigne went and auditioned for the choir and she made it! Unfortunetly, the choir ended a week later, because after just TWO practices all the choir members went deaf! Accept Avril, she just went tone deaf. I guess that explaines why Avril sounds so horrible... Rumors say the members lost their hearing due to someones horrible voice(hint,hint, nudge,nudge.)

Anyway, after that Avril dropped out of school. Actually, she got expelled when she showed up with various shirts which read "F#*k You, B!#%H!" and "Satan Child"  She also bit someones ear off.

After Avril got enrolled in therapy, she started doing better. Her therapist told her to write her feelings out in song. Her first song went like this:

"Cuz we are living in a material World, and I am a material girl!"        

Her therapist was upset because all her feelings came out as Madonna songs! Her therapist decided to declare her, not insane, but a poser. 

Ever since then, Avril Ramona Lavigne has been ripping off people's styles and songs and calling them her own! I guess people never change.