This site is largely based on the hilarious antics, and Anti-Cheese mannerisms from the cult Weebl and Bob, and also this simple history of pies and cheeses

Pies originated around 2000BC, about the time Egyptian cheeses discovered communism. The Egyptian humans created the very first pies, out of a rather tasty type of papyrus when they became aware of the growing cheese menace. But when humans in different parts of the globe came to power, the pie population quickly diminished due to the humans’ need for food. When the pie leaders realized that they were a dying species, they held a great meeting and because the cheeses were suddenly revered by the growing superpower, the pie leaders made a plan. The plan was a simple one: they would train pie spies to go to human households, send back intelligence on cheese activity, and get eaten by some ravenous human.
But this plan started falling apart around the year 1200AD when non-Egyptian humans discovered the sacred art of making pies, and they made such horrors as pies with cheese in them, things that were supposed to be pies called cakes, and worst of all were the mindless swarms of Boston Crème Pie from America.
Over the next few years the Egyptian-made pie population further diminished and they finally decided to build an army of their own to combat all cheese. When forming this army, the pies realized that their enemies, the cheeses, were expendable en masse, so that’s what they used for ammunition against the growing threat of the Hordes of Communist Cheeses. Also discovered by the pie leaders when forming this army was the elite Bacon and Egg pie. These hulking brutes were the front line in fights against the cheeses.
The War of the Foods, as it was called, went on for many years, and is probably still going on right now, under our noses. This is because the War is fought in total secret from us humans, lest we interfere and disrupt the already disrupted balance of power even more. There have only ever been minor slip-ups in the secrecy of this very special war, and these have been in the form of “UFO” sightings. These UFOs are actually cheeses, some still alive, being hurled through the air at their former comrades.

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