Welcome to "anti-Avril", an Anti-Avril Lavinge humor site. It's purpose to entertain and humor those who, well, despise or dislike the "PxNk RaWk PrInKeZz". We made this site because it's physically possible for us to. Love us? Hate us? That's just lovely. We'll let you know when we give a shit. :)
If you like Avril, then why the hell are you here? It's because you're an great, that's why! (Yes, I know, I just answered my own question, keep talking.) If you've come to spam us, go ahead. We always need a good laugh, and like to make fun of you, because we don't like you.
So, we hope you get a kick out of us. If not, flame us, and we'll get a kick outta you (perhaps even 2 or 3 kicks). WHY WE HATE HER? More like "Why not?" She is annoying, selfish, cocky and she is not the musical prodigy that she has been made out to be. Her songs are absolute drivel. She may not dress like a slut, but she her attitude is still not that of a role model (bragging about how drunk you get to Rolling Stone?).
And why is it that she doesn't share any of her "power" with her band? Why is it just called "Avril Lavigne"? Aren't cha being a selfish cunt there, Avvie? actin like your the only person in your band
Are there any good points about her? Not that I can find.
Why Make an Anti/Humor Site?
Because you smell. Really bad. Really, really axey. No, no, seriously now...
Because we dislike her, we had/have nothing better to do, and we love to make fun of/royally piss off stupid people who think they can change our minds by flaming us. Simple as that. That, and I haven't seen any good Anti Avril sites for a while, and it's kind of disappointing.
Her style is fake. Everything from the tie to the shoes. I don't care if you agree or not but this is why I hate her.
-Avril claims to have started the Tie Trend. I would like to point out that business men and women around the world started that back in the 1800's and many punk wore it in 1970's, but now u won't be cought dead with the pie cause of Avril .
-With the shoes. She claims to be this awesome skateboarder, but ever take a look at her shoes? They always tend to look brand new. I guess she skates so hard she needs a new pair everyday. Or maybe she's lying?
-The Makeup. Several quotes clearly state that she hates wearing makeup. Take a look in the Semptember issue of BOP Magazine page 57. "It's annoying having people touch your hair and powder your nose every five minutes." she complains. Okay, the girl is 18, and let's face it, 18 year old girls are going to get pimples once in a while. Tell me she doesn't wear makeup. And the eye shadow. RACCOON WOMAN TO THE RESCUE!
-The bracelets. Wearing bracelets up to your elbow doesn't make you a rocker. What REALLY amuses me is how she thinks she's the first person to ever wear them. WOW. People MUST wear them if they exist to begin with, correct? Peope like 20 years ago wore those growing up. Sure, they might not have been as popular, but she hasn't started a single trend. Just made them linked to pozer punk.-The punk rock signs in all of her pictures. Forming your fingers into little meaningless symbols now makes you the coolest girl alive. Hmm, never thought of that before. Too bad bands from before her time did that. Aww, I'm sorry Avril, are they copying off of you too?How about when she said Pink is cool, but a poser sometimes. How is Pink a poser. She's an older, more mature artist, that has maybe even a LITTLE more meaning in her songs than yours. How low can a person get? I'm ok with Pink, and I've heard her music before and seen pictures, and she has a lot more origionality and purpose. She's not one to dress according to what MTV says the new 'fad' is. She wears what she wants. 
