Paris Hilton Drunk and Dancing

Paris Hilton is claiming (lying) that she is celibate right now and hasn’t done the bad deed for over six months (hell freezes over).

Quote: When asked by a reporter how long it’s been since she’s had sex, Hilton said, “About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex.”

WHAT? If by six or seven months you mean six or seven minutes and by kissing you mean screwing then it MIGHT be believable. What the heck? Is she trying to be a role model for little kids or something?

Quote: “I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single. Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”

Aehm. *Jaw drops to the floor* WHAT?! I cant even describe how ridiculous it sounds.

Maybe that’s how she got Stavros to marry her?

Source: glunp