Welcome To AnimeBitchSlap
Well this is AnimeBitchSlap, main reason why I made this site was because I just wanted a site where I can apply the words "Bitch" and "Slap" to the name. This site doesn't even have animes, but I added links to sites where a plethora of anime series are available. And if you're wondering why the monkey theme, I honestly don't know .... I guess I'm just a sick person who's infatuated with monkeys. But who knows!? Anyways sorry for scaring you, I guess the only cool feature that this site offers at the moment being is the Latest Movies section. For all you lazy baboons (the monkeys again
) that don't want to go out to the movie theater and spend $9 then this is the right place for you! I'll gradually add more cool features to this site but I won't make the site too cryptic and rigorous for the visitor to maneuver around through. Guess that's all, take care and enjoy!
What's New
Pirates 3, Spiderman 3, Shrek 3, and 28 Weeks Laters can be found at the Latest Movies section. Added two games, Monkey Kick Off and Monkey Lander. Also finished the Animated Gifs section, it's not that much but I'll add more in the future. Also added a Videos section for just random videos that I want to post.
Joke of the Day
Satanic Starbucks
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.
The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.
The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"
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