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5 Sisters
(submitted by Mea Chan)
Q. Mary's father has five daughters. Nana, Nene, Nini and
Nono. What's the fifth daughter's name?
A. Mary.
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Ow!
(submitted by April)
Q. Ryan hit his head with a pineapple and a watermelon,
which hurts more?
A. Ryan's head!
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Pink
Pink (submitted by Cindy)
Q. Mrs. Buttson(not kidding that's her name) lives in a pink bungalow. Walls, beds, stove,
ceiling EVERYTHING is pink. What colour are the stairs?
A. Bungalows have no stairs!!
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Winter
Q. It's freezing winter outside today. Alex Closed his window doors and lit up his fireplace. But why is he still shivering from the cold?
A. Because he's outside.
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Water
Q. What'll happen first to people who fall into lakes?
A. They'll get wet!
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Friday
Q. Mark the cowboy went to town on his horse this week. He left on Friday, stayed there for two days and came back home on Friday. How did this happen?
A. His horse is named Friday.
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I can jump higher
Q. Brianna said that she could jump higher than Mount Everest. How's that possible?
A. Mountains can't jump.
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Electricity & Lightning
Q. What's the difference between electricity and lightning?
A. One charges money and the other's free.
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Ah! My Soup!
Q. A fly flew into the customer's soup. The customer called to waiter to eexplain this problem. Who's the unluckiest?
A. The fly.
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What's Inside?
Q. If air is in balloons, then what's in life jackets?
A. A person
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Rabbits
Q. Andy's math teacher asked Andy "Pretend that I gave you 13 rabbits, then your mom gave you another 15 rabbits, how many rabbits will you have in all?" Andy answered "There's 30 rabbits in all." Why?
A. Because he already owns 2 rabbits.
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Will it stop?
Q. A watch just fell into the lake, will it stop?
A. No, it'll sink all the way down to the bottom of the lake.
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Which first?
Q. Sandy walked into a pure black room with a box of matches. There is a candle and a gas lamp in the room. If it's you which one will you light up first?
A. The matches.
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I came across a car
Q. There's a car without its headlights open driving rapidly on the streets. Suddenly a drunk man with black clothing walked in front of the car. At this time, the streetlights are closed; the moon and stars weren't seen too. But the car immediately stopped. How did this happen?
A. It was daytime.
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Days, Weeks, and Years
Q. I appear zero times a day, twice a week, and once a year. What am I?
A. The letter "E".
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Bands
Q. Which kinds of bands doesn't make music?
A. Rubber bands.
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