The Missing Link:

Hello, and welcome to the greatest show on earth. Look round this site, then book us for anything, absolutely anything. We cheer up boring chav 'raves' and kid's birthday parties! No but seriously, we're good and getting along just fine right now: just take a look at the gigs we've done and you can make your own mind up.

We come from Hobart High, and are basically just lunatics who strum/yell/hit things with wooden sticks/break stuff. If you want to know more, visit the band bit. I made it .

THE MISSING LINK: YEAHHHHHH

Album out Wednesday 28th March. Priced £2.50. Come see one of us and buy it.

CURRENT SALES: 38 COPIES

CURRENT AMOUNT OF PEOPLE PRETENDING THEY'RE RECORD COMPANIES: 1 (rocklobster?)

CURRENT AMOUNT OF CURRANTS IN VIETNAM: 75,623......THAT'S GOOD!