Welcome to the First Amish Newsletter
Made by the American Working Amish for the American Working Amish
Hello!
My name is Eli Lapp and I'd like to welcome thee to the first Amish
Newsletter, made by the American Amish for the American Amish. Now that
we've hit the 21st Century, our church elders have decided that we will
try to not be so "technologically impaired". We are discovering
electricity, computers, and other modern wonders. I'm especially
enjoying this thing called Internet!
Send me an e-mail at 4amish@dodgit.com
Below is the weather forecast for Lancaster County, located right in the heart of Amish country. Don't get caught plowing in the rain!
Lancaster County Calendar of Events
Monday- Milking/Plowing
Tuesday- Milking/Plowing
Wednesday- Shunning period for Samuel Yoder scheduled to end
Thursday- Livestock Auction
Friday- Milking/Plowing/Butter Churning Competitions
Saturday- Barnraising at Amos Troyer's/Quilt Sale
Sunday- Praying/Buggy Safety Class
Don't forget, it's Buggy Safety Month!
Check out our Buggy Safety Page for details!
Amish Entertainment News
Amish Paradise by "Weird Al" Yankovic hast been voted the #1 Amish music video. This is one funny Englishman!
"But it's my way" hast been voted the #1 Amish movie moment!
Reliveth the moment for thyself! Click here for the game Witless.
Most Recent
For Richer, For Poorer and Kingpin now available on DVD
Amish in the City Opens to rave reviews!
The Amish Experience A movie complete with "five specially designed projection surfaces, three dimensional sound imagery, over 100,000 watts of stage lighting combined with ghost-like and other special effects."
Brought to you by.....
Harrison Ford Web.
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Please take a moment for our poll of the month:
FAQ Section- For the English Only!
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Click here for more Hoax and Satire Websites
This site is a joke. However, the following is not:
According to the World Health Organization, more than 1.2 million people will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year worldwide. The American Cancer Society estimates that in 2008, approximately 211,240 women in the United States will be diagnosed invasive breast cancer (Stages I-IV). The chance of developing invasive breast cancer during a woman's lifetime is approximately 1 in 7 (13.4%). Another 58,490 women will be diagnosed with "in situ" breast cancer, a very early form of the disease. Though much less common, breast cancer also occurs in men. An estimated 1,690 cases will be diagnosed in men in 2008. It is estimated that 40,410 women and 460 men will die from breast cancer in the United States this year.
According to the World Health Organization, more than 1.2 million people will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year worldwide. The American Cancer Society estimates that in 2008, approximately 211,240 women in the United States will be diagnosed invasive breast cancer (Stages I-IV). The chance of developing invasive breast cancer during a woman's lifetime is approximately 1 in 7 (13.4%). Another 58,490 women will be diagnosed with "in situ" breast cancer, a very early form of the disease. Though much less common, breast cancer also occurs in men. An estimated 1,690 cases will be diagnosed in men in 2008. It is estimated that 40,410 women and 460 men will die from breast cancer in the United States this year.
Lack of knowledge or just plain ignoring the problem solves nothing!
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