Welcome to the First Amish Newsletter

Made by the American Working Amish for the American Working Amish


Hello! My name is Eli Lapp and I'd like to welcome thee to the first Amish Newsletter, made by the American Amish for the American Amish. Now that we've hit the 21st Century, our church elders have decided that we will try to not be so "technologically impaired". We are discovering electricity, computers, and other modern wonders. I'm especially enjoying this thing called Internet!

Send me an e-mail at 4amish@dodgit.com




Below is the weather forecast for Lancaster County, located right in the heart of Amish country. Don't get caught plowing in the rain!

                          


Lancaster County Calendar of Events



Monday- Milking/Plowing

Tuesday- Milking/Plowing

Wednesday- Shunning period for Samuel Yoder scheduled to end

Thursday- Livestock Auction

Friday- Milking/Plowing/Butter Churning Competitions

Saturday- Barnraising at Amos Troyer's/Quilt Sale

Sunday- Praying/Buggy Safety Class


Don't forget, it's Buggy Safety Month!
Check out our Buggy Safety Page for details!


Amish Entertainment News


Amish Paradise  by "Weird Al" Yankovic hast been voted the #1 Amish music video. This is one funny Englishman! 

"But it's my way" hast been voted the #1 Amish movie moment!

Reliveth the moment for thyself! Click here for the game Witless.

Most Recent

For Richer, For Poorer and Kingpin now available on DVD                                            

Amish in the City    Opens to rave reviews!

The Amish Experience    A movie complete with "five specially designed projection surfaces, three dimensional sound imagery, over 100,000 watts of stage lighting combined with ghost-like and other special effects."




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Please take a moment for our poll of the month:



Below are the top ten finalists of the First Annual Amish Photo Contest. Thanks to everybody that participated. Congratulations to Zebediah Miller, our Grand Prize Winner!

Click on Start to begin slideshow.

 
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FAQ Section- For the English Only!



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This site is a joke. However, the following is not:



According to the World Health Organization, more than 1.2 million people will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year worldwide. The American Cancer Society estimates that in 2008, approximately 211,240 women in the United States will be diagnosed invasive breast cancer (Stages I-IV). The chance of developing invasive breast cancer during a woman's lifetime is approximately 1 in 7 (13.4%). Another 58,490 women will be diagnosed with "in situ" breast cancer, a very early form of the disease. Though much less common, breast cancer also occurs in men. An estimated 1,690 cases will be diagnosed in men in 2008. It is estimated that 40,410 women and 460 men will die from breast cancer in the United States this year.

Lack of knowledge or just plain ignoring the problem solves nothing!

                   





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