A number of you have enquired as to the structure of the campaign, and what happens to the money pledged

I thought it might be helpful to post the articles of the company, for your information



Leave no B*ll*ck unkicked – the official “ Kick Gerry McCann in the Nuts” fund

Gerry’s fund is a non charitable not-for-profit company, which has been established to help ensure that Gerry McCann gets a damn good hoofing to the scr*tum Any surplus funds will be used to kick other child neglecting b’stards in the nuts, should the need arise. The directors of the fund may authorise for the free of charge kicking in the nuts of politicians, under certain circumstances i.e. if they don’t like them. in the United Kingdom, Portugal and elsewhere in similar circumstances. If there are surplus funds Gerry’s fund can be converted into a charity.

Prior to conversion to charitable status, the secondary aim of the fund must be fulfilled, to wit. To give GMTV’s Fiona Phillips a good slapping.


NOTE
1.1 The full objects of the Fund are:
1.1.1 To deliver the requisite number of sponsored kicks to the region of Gerry McCanns nuts.
1.1.2 To secure appropriate reimbursement for the magazine, book and film rights to the above event
1.1.3 To provide support, including financial assistance, to the volunteer staff who will be responsible for delivering the kicks in person.
1.2 If the above objects are fulfilled then the objects of the Foundation shall be to pursue such purposes in similar cases arising in the United Kingdom, Portugal or elsewhere. After they have given Fiona Phillips a good slapping.


I hope this is now clear.

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