Ever hear or read something of mine and you don't know what a word means? Or is my speech just so awesome that you want to take it up yourself? Or...are you just looking for a good laugh...well here it is, the dictionary of Amanda.
Amanda-pn. (Uh-man-duh) 1. The creator of this website. 2. A young female trapped within a mortal body who is struggling with the concept of life. 3. Creature who hates many and loves few. See also: Z
Amnimnal-n. (Ahm-nim-nahhl) If a furry little amnimnal came up to you and bit your knee cap off, what would you do then, eh?
Asslicous-adj. (ah-ss-lish-us) Tasting or resembling ass.
Asstastic-adj. (Ah-ss-tah-ss-tik) An assy feeling or environment. Asslicous.
Burninated-adj. (Berr-nin-ate-ed) For something to be so completly defeated, deflated, deaded, or mauled, that one burns it with kerosine as a fashion of overkill; also known as burninating.
Confuzzled-adj. (Khan-fuzz-old) When someone or something becomes so lost that they are near extinction.
Crudgulence-v. (Crud-joo-len-ss) To have such a great amount of horrible awkward or badness that one can use no other word to describe except thus. In extreme cases, the word, "holy" may be added as a prefix. In cases beyond all reason, as most are, the word, "uber" may be added as a prefix. It is common, however, to add holy, and uber, and a few choice other words in there, too.
Fooding-v. (Fooh-dihng) When someone is not responding to you because food, eating, or generic consumption, is more important.
Fugly-adj. (Fuh-gul-lee) Something that is so freaking ugly that you have to combine the words in order to describe them fast enough while still managing to escape their presence.
Fuxore-adj. (Fuhk-ss-or) Yea, you heard me, I said fuxore; just like that pitiful crudgulence you wear as an excuse for clothing.
Hugglz-v. (huh-gull-zz) A sweet comforting caress which shows compassion and care, or offers comfort, to the reciever.
J00-n. (j-ue) A respective title such as Mister or Misses, but is given only to those who are closest to a creature's heart. See also: Pooka.
Kodoma-n. (Coe-dah-mah) A small tree spirit that is only around in healthy forests and enjoys sitting high in trees while shaking its head and producing a rattling noise. *warning* be careful not to slip on a kodoma while playing Dance Dance Revolution.
Lisa Wilson-pn. (Lee-suh) My beloved sister.
She is at college right now. No one cares.
Matt-pn. (M-aaaaahhhhhh-t) Yon Indiana man.
Oogly-adj. (Oo-gul-ee) It may be unique, yes, but is that a good thing in this case?
Ownsor-v. (Oh-n-sorr) Let's all point and laugh at you for actually trying to read the definition of me owning you.
Pooka-n. (Poo-kuh) Unless I greet you as such, you aren't one, so don't worry your pretty little (emphasis on little) head over it. See Also: j00
Roxore and Suxore-adj. (Rok/suk-ss-or) Used to show that something has had such an effect on you that it has dramatically changed the way you think or feel about that something; roxore for awesomness and suxore for pathetic.
Sammich-n. (Ss-ham-itch) Sustinance placed forgivingly between two slices of bread.
Squeak-n. (Skoo-we-kh) A non formal greeting showing one's enthusiasm to see you.
Starkle-v. (stah-rr-koll) It's what Z does.
Uberawesomeness-adj. (Ooo-burr-aw-sum-nez) To be so far beyond the level of awesome that one or many have embarked upon the greater levels, uber, to be ranked among the best of the most sparkly and glowy and wonderous and all around awesome things.
Wonky-adj. (Woh-ng-kee) Just like that cold chinese food you left out on the counter over night but ate anyways.
Wuv-v. (w-uh-v) To show that you care for a creature deep within your heart; rather, it is between the two amnimnals, and shows close care and respect.
Yonder-n. (Yahwn-durr) That place where I know where it is, but I do not want you to know because I enjoy seeing you mutter around trying to find whatever I said was in Yonder. Or that I don't know where it is, but you don't know that I don't know, and I just enjoy messing with your head.
Z-pn. (zee) 1. Amanda. 2. Nick name for Amanda.
For all the words above see also, Oodles, Obliterate, and Doom.
