Poplars-R-Us

What the world needs, quite obviously, is another superhero franchise. Never one to fall behind the zeitgeist, lest I get a mouthful of outdated grits, I've decided to fill this already suffocatingly overcrowded niche with the most exciting thing your eyes might never even see: Delayed Reaction Man!

Al

Here's what I don't get about the Incredible Hulk. Bruce Banner is a Doctor of Science, right? Which means he's working with computers for a long time each day. Presumably, he uses some form of Windows software. How has he not gone bankrupt from PC repairs? Think about how many times you've gone beserk at your PC because of some Windows malfunction, and then think about what you'd have done to that PC if you were a green, rampaging Shrek-beast.

Exactly.

Script!

Al - June 24th

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