one winters evening in kuala belait when the snow was falling and the wind was blowing against the palms, a sudden object drifted into view, at first we thought it was perhaps a low flying air craft or even a tropical bird, but only when it swept down to rescue ghetto girl from the evil clutches of glennis macintosh did we realise it was SUPERCAT!

little did we know that secretly waiting to attack these outrageously dressed disgraces were hajah zara and ceri

they were attacked by the minsitrys defence system, which attacked the girls with socks and colourful rays to penetrate deep into the eye ball, leaving them temporarily blinded

at such outrage the war was stopped by indonesians top buisness diplomat miss metha johnson who handed out lollipops in return for peace in brunei

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