Prince Ali revised (to the tune of "Prince Ali")

Prince Ali
had to go pee
under a palm tree

He got a nut
stuck in his butt
accidentally

The doctor said, "Be calm.
I'll blow it out with a bomb."
And that's the story of Prince Ali

Prince Ali
had to go pee
under a palm tree

He got a nut
stuck in his butt
accidentally

The doctor said, "Be calm.
I'll blow it out with a bomb."
And that's the story of Prince Ali

So what happened to Prince Ali?
He blew up, now don't you see?
His mama cried, "Why'd he pee
under my favorite palm tree?
OMG!"
Prince Ali
had to go pee
under a palm tree

He got a nut
stuck in his butt
accidentally

The doctor said, "Be calm.
I'll blow it out with a bomb."
And that's the story of Prince Ali

credits to Erin