This joke is so old and a part of history probably! I also HATE this joke there is about a million endings! It is so dumb. I mean who came up with it? They are in big trouble when I get up there!!!
HAHA

I hope you enjoy my site! If you don't... Tough Luck!

You obviously don't have the luck of the Irish!

If you have any additions then let me know! E-Me at allieswebsites@yahoo.com or IM me at alliesfunnies! Bye Bye

HAHA These were all made by me! lol Well if you have one you want to add (PLEASE DO!) then email them to me at ilovelife1614@yahoo.com or ilovelife1614@hotmail.com.

Allie - I was at Sams and there was one of those "try it here" food stand things. Well I went up and the kid was, well lets just say eww... I went up and said "So what are you giving out?" and he was like "Meatballs." Being as blonde as I am and as hyper as I was I responded "Well I don't know if I like meatballs, but I'll try one of yours." He just looked at me and laughed it was great.

Allie - Justin *sitting at my computer* Allie *sitting on my bed* "I'm not that blonde am I?" Justin *turns around, looks at Allie, weird look* Allie *hitting herself in the head with a teddy bear making it bounce back and fourth on my head*

Allie - We ate Jordano's Chicken two nights in a row then the next day we ate this chicken dish my mom made. It was Justin, mom, dad, JT, and me and I said "Man mom we havnt had chicken in a long time." Everyone looked at me really funny. LOL

Allie - (Sitting in my room with Justin and Sara) Allie "Im not that blonde right?" (Strange awkward silence...)

February 8, 2004     Q)  Why do girls have make up and guys don't?

A) Guys are shallow and only base who they like on their looks so girls have to look pretty!

March 4, 2004     Q) Why did I put a question of the week on here and I can't think of any good questions?

A) I do a lot of stupid things!

Defanition- Funnies

Funnies also stands for jokes! It just sounds better!

Site Pages

The Site Pages are put in order according to how good they are!

The last page Extra Funnies is not finished yet! Sorry it should be done soon.

www.stickerplanet.com - Sara asked me to put this on here so she could get some money! Check it out though!

www.freewebs.com/soccerstar8904 - This is Allison E's site and it has some funnies on it!

www.freewebs.com/softballstar8904 This is another one of Allison's sites and its ok!

www.freewebs.com/alliesmagic/ This is another one of my websites but its not up and running right now. So I suggest that you don't go there right now.