A L G A E - A N I M A T I O N S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFPReLQSt8k

So my Modre' was watching "Mama Mia" yesterday.  And I was thinking of a funny way to incorparate the hilariously cheesy ABBA music into my next film.  That is, until I remembered that the idea f a big tough guy lisening to ABBA and other (sort of) cheesy music is a HUGE comedy Cliche'.

I hate cliches.  So this little vid is my way of saying "SCREW YOU" To a LOT of people on Youtube who use stereotypes and cliches to "enhance" their videos.  Videos that use nerd stereotypes, gay stereotypes and tough guy jock stereotypes to get a cheap laugh.  Now, like most people on Youtube, I'M TRYING TO BUILD SOME SORT OF FANBASE.  But what I will NEVER do is go for a cheap laugh.  Any laughs I get better be well earned.  Right now this is probably just a blog I update for my OWN amusement, but soner or later, when people visit this site, I want people to KNOW THAT I HATE CHEAP LAUGHS.

Another update soon.

...And the VENGEFUL KOALA will rise as well.  Tonight was my first cavalcade of mischeif and mayhem.  The city has yet but to have taste of whats to come n the next full moons to come..  The Vengeful Koala, my guise in the Moonlight, is my alter ego as well.  I AM THE VENGEFUL KOALA.  The signs are there.  If you ever hear the scratching of trees or the lighting of sacks full of poop in the night sky.  Think of me.  Think of the Vengeful Koala!!

My fantastic Tights

Well I got REALLY bored today so I scratched up a short for fun.  Don't expect it to be ANYTHING LESS than my greatest creation of all time. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hp0ywI02C8

On another unrelated note though.  You may recall that I made a vid to ask a girl out a few weeks back.  This was apparantly not enough to warrant a date, and she's currently dating a Mr. Stabby McGee (In other words, a jerkface) .  I guess happy ending aren't for everyone.  What pisses me off more than the no is the no "aknowledgement of how much work it takes to make such a vid" thing.  That vid caused me a back ache or two.  Anywho, I'll be incredibly busy during the next three weeks, so the vid I made today better hold ya off for 3 weeks.  I'll still update the site every week, it'll just be short stories and stuff.

Signing off

   To be pefectly honest though, I made this pic a while back for some Blizzard art contest thingy. To make a long story short, it didn't cut it.  Anywho I didn't have time to scratch up a short film for this week, because the procrastination monster has been busily eating away at my soul.  But I'm gonna get my pitchforks and torches and chase it away.....sometime when I'm....not playing Diablo.  But to TRRRRYYYY to make up for no filmy this week.  Then here is a short sto- SYKE!  YOU HAVE THE PICTURE OF BABY DIABLO DON'T BE GREEDY!  -Al

We need to be updating this site more often.  And by "we" I mean "me".  I decided that whether or not I have made any progress with a project or have actually FINISHED anything.  I'll be updating this site AT LEAST once a week.  I can't stand seeing it empty, so I'll find something to post.

Be patient viewers i am ALMOST done, but I also have a lot of work to do elsewhere in the month of July so don't expect too much out of me during that time.

But there we go.

Now, as you may know if you visit this sight often (Which you don't, you can't fool me, I know how you people are, you SITE CHEATERS) That most of my movies, series, ect. Don't often get made in the timespan I would like them to be finished.  This is mostly due to the fact that

A. My computer is slow and doesn't like to cooperate (It takes nearly 15 minutes just to open up Photoshop)

B. I work alone.  This meaning that I have to use nothing but MY voice and MY weak animating talents to get something done.

C. I'm lazy.

But this could possibly change soon enough, because my next (not official yet, gotta see how it goes) project happens to be BIOSHOCK: The Musical.

Now before you take out the pitchforks and torches to say it can't be done, let me continue.  Instead of working through this through JUST my musical talents(non-existant) and my singing talents(suck) as well as my slow computing animating skills, I have some (possible) help this time.  There are some jolly good people over at the Escapist, who are willing to help with the project.  Whether it be singing, writing, or art direction, I've got some actual talent behind this project this time.

Here is a lovely Photoshop picture to hold you off.

Oh yeah, and look out for some unrelated surprise vids as well.

I keep getting asked to do another stupid Zombie Hand film, and all I have to say is this. Beisdes that though, don't expect too much too soon.  The ChickenMan project has been delayed AGAIN. Because after a coupl of readthroughs of the script., I realized that it is not as funny as I originally thought it was.  So a few rewrites should do the job.  Anyway,  I'll have more time whebn the summer comes to work on stuff, since I got tests and crap.   But a short (rreally short) is coming soon to hold back fans.  (Of which probalby only consists of two people at this point, but one can dream, right?)  By the way, here is a REAL link to my good Friend JoGiggle.  ((Just because it is spelled "Jo" it is in fact not a woman, just a stupid mistake of his)  JOGIIGLE

Well, I was pretty bored today, and upon recently playing the overhyped gore fest known only as Gears of War; I decided to photoshop some lemurs into the bi tough manly men in a weak attempt to make them relatable...and fuzzy.

Alrighty, well upon seeing JoGiggle's website, I have decided that the best course of action to this NEW COMPETITOR is to completely rip him off.  Just kidding, what I AM trying to say is that I'm bringing back my short stories page from the dead. (So technically I'm not ripping him off since I had done it first a while back)  ANYWAY, back to the point.  I have posted my new claymation short on youtube about the first man on the moon, AND a super secret awesome movie will also be posted shortly. 

And now for a short sentence about clams.

"Clams are Good Clams are nice,  I eat clams one two THRICE!"