It's Called College

How entertaining was Andrew's winter break?
Answer	Votes
10-Better than the whole 1st semester	4% (2 votes)
9	0% (0 votes)
8	33% (15 votes)
7	9% (4 votes)
6	0% (0 votes)
5	2% (1 votes)
4	9% (4 votes)
3	4% (2 votes)
2	0% (0 votes)
1-Terrible, I just waited until he went back to MU	38% (17 votes

2/3/05

-Andrew stayed up until 3:30am watching Dodgeball with Ryan and Aaron. In the begining, Andrew and Ryan argued over who would put the dvd in the PS2 which led to Andrew bending a wire hanger and beating Ryan which then led to Ryan doing the same. A wire hanger fight ensued and now Ryan's arm is covered in red marks. Andrew is fine

-Kevin has officially moved to the 2nd floor. He and John now have their own rooms but John doesn't have a tv

-Andrew couldn't understand a word of Spanish today. The teacher had every student make up a sentence in spanish and say it using certain vocab words and a specific preterit form. When she came to Andrew last he just shrugged and she had someone else come up with another sentence

-Andrew saw Brother Jedd giving a surmon but Andrew walked on by because he needed to go back to the dorm and write the final draft of his English paper. He did so in record time

-Andrew became curious about what Rascal Flats sounds like since he has heard so much about them recently so he downloaded one of their songs

-Danny and Andy played ESPN College Basketball 2k5 and Andrew played the role of disk jokey. He played such classics as "Space Jam" and "Eye of The Tiger"

-There were no big groups tonight for dinner. Instead people went in tiny groups or by themselves and met with others. Andrew saw Rachel and John walking to Twain as he left, rumors fly

-Andrew,Adam,Ryan,and Ben played Smash Bros. for a little bit but after Ryan mocked Ben's character,Peach, he threw the controller down and left the room

-While Andrew watched 2 episodes of "The Sopranos" someone wrote "Andy loves giving BJs" on the dry erase board of "The Penthouse"

-Andrew let Adam borrow his tools and then he went to help him move his bed and couch. Ryan joined in and now Adam's room is better than ever

-If you have a cool idea for something to do for Super Bowl Sunday, post it on the message board. You should also voice your opinion on Adam's new setup

2/4/05

-Many people are going leaving Columbia. Here is a list of a few FARCers that are leaving for the weekend: Andrew,John,Ryan,Rachel,Nick,Leah,Upstairns,and Ben

-Ben,Ryan,and Andrew went to breakfast this morning. Andrew was a little bit late arriving and Adam didn't show up until everyone else had left

-After a boring Math class Andrew decided to skip Spanish today

-Erin, a girl in Andrew's Theatre and English class, talked to him a bunch today. Andrew now sits by 2 of the 3 attractive girls in his English class and converses with the 3rd via email. It is only a matter of time before Andrew gets the English class monopoly

-English class ended early since all the students had to do was turn in a paper

-People  on the list of those leaving FARC this weekend began dropping like flies. John, Leah,and Gorgeous Nick were among those who cancelled their plans

-Andrew watched "The Venture Bros." with John,Gorgeous Nick,Ben,and Leah until he went home with his dad

-The two and a half hour drive home was incredibly boring but somehow Dad could spot every turkey that was along the side of the highway. So everytime Andrew almost dozed off he would hear "Hey! Look at those turkeys!"

2/6/05

-MU has voted to raise the tuition for the 05-06 year. If you are wondering why they decided to raise the tuition just look out the window. Look at all of this f'n mulch! For the past month Mizzou has been covering the entire campus in mulch and that crap costs money!

-A flood of people came into Andrew's room to see him talking to Andrea online. After Andrew finally got everyone to leave Andrea had to go because her mom said she was being rude to all of the guests at the family's Super Bowl party by talking to Andrew online

-Andrew saw the "Batman Begins" ad played during the Super Bowl and ran down the hall asking everyone if they saw it. Everybody loved it but asked the same question: "What was that thing with the huge tires?", after Andrew told them it was the batmobile they simply said "Holy shit!"

-The Patriots won the Super Bowl

-Andy showed Andrew Rob and Emmit's room and how it was layed out. The room has so much space it is ridiculous, it is suggested that everyone walks by that room just to peek inside and see how great of a setup it is

2/7/05

-It is Andrew's sister's birthday!

-Andrew's morning was cold and wet and boring until he went to Theatre class. Erin and her friends started talking to him, one of which knew his name and asked him if he was taking spanish this semester. Obviously the girl must have been in his spanish class last semester but he can't remember her at all. Andrew couldn't believe how much flirtation he was being bathed in since he was wearing his cokebottle fram glasses

-Andrew tried to study for his 2 Spanish quizzes in his English 1000 class but couldn't focus over his professor who was expelling air in an attempt to laugh. The man just doesn't have a laugh and it's irritating as hell

-Andrew went to Spanish and tried to study for the quiz but he ended up getting into a deep conversation with Jennifer. He basically learned way too much about her. When she mentioned how she was majoring in economics Andrew explained how he hated the subject and she agreed about how terrible it was. Andrew asked "You hate it? Are you sure that's what you want to do the rest of your life?" and she just thought for a minute or two, Andrew could have possibly changed her life forever

-Andrea had sent Andrew a text message when he was in class. Her car won't start. Andrew had to go to Plaza 900 to add some money to his UPFRONT account and spent the walk wondering what she expected him to do about it. He called her when he got back and suggested checking the blinker fluid

-Andrew tried to study Spanish but was distracted by Andrea the entire time

-Andrew and Ryan worked on their online homework for an hour and a half and then they went to eat with the very Canadian acting Devon and Blake

-Basketball Nick,Megan,Andrew,and Ryan went to see "Sideways" at the Hollywood Theater

-Andrew came back and saw that someone had written "Andrew rocks my world!" on his dry erase board

-There is a heavy sent of cologne around the area of room 317, The Defacator has already been ruled out

-TURN IN YOUR PHOTO(S) FOR ASBERRY IDOL BY NOON TOMORROW

2/8/05

-Andrew woke up earlier than he needed to this morning so he could work on his Spanish 2 take home quiz, but after texting Allison he found out that it wasn't due today

-Spanish 2 was very much alive today, the teacher had Andrew speak spanish at least 5 times and it was over a worksheet he didn't do because he skipped Friday's class

-When Andrew came back to the dorm he saw that a cop was talking to Morgan Perry

-THE DEFECATOR STRIKES AGAIN!!! Someone has smeared feces on the wall divider in the 3rd floor Men's toilet stalls

-RYAN HAS BEEN FRAMED!!!! Three FARCers told police that Ryan stole the card swiper on the back door of FARC this weekend. The only problem is that Ryan was gone all weekend

-The Results of the "Who is The Defecator?" Poll are as follows:

Who is "The Defecator?"

Answer	Votes
The mysterious ugly boyfriend who stayed on the 3rd floor	34% (11 votes)
Alan	6% (2 votes)
Guitar Playing Justin	3% (1 votes)
Chuck, John's arch nemisis	16% (5 votes)
No man would ever do this sort of thing, it was a girl	13% (4 votes)
Somebody else	28% (9 votes)

2/9/05

-The Andrew Asberry College Experience has passed 8000 hits

-It snowed last night and the sidewalks are slip so be careful when you walk to class

-The Asberry Idol contest has begun

-Andrew's Theatre teacher announced today that the exam held on Friday will consist of good and answers and "better" answers

-Andrew got in an arguement with Andrea on the phone over what picture she wanted him to put on the website. Andrew refused to put the one she wanted up even though he saw what she was doing as a test. He finally agreed to it under certain conditions but when he tried to add it to the contest the webpage would not respond

-Brian,Ardie,DJ,Upstairns,Rachel,Ali,(some guy with a goatee that Andrew doesn't know),Richard (Dick) Hunter and Andrew went to dinner at Twain. The entire way there Upstairns and Rachel complained about the contest being rigged and ripped on Ben & Ryan and Andrea

-Andrew and Ryan worked on their Algebra homework for 2 hours and it ended with both of them being very drained and angered

-Megan came to visit Andrew and while they were talking Andrew saw what the problem was with his webpage. Freewebs only allows so much bandwidth a month for non-premium users and since there are such large pictures and so much activity on the site it had ran out of bandwidth. Thus the webpage would be closed until the 20th of February

-Andrew made some calls to his Sister and Brother-in-Law. Since his birthday was coming up Shana and Matt agreed to help him out

-SITE UPDATE: There is a new picture of Candice on the "The People" page

2/10/05

-THIS IS THE 100th EPISODE

-You can find this page at www.andrewasberry.com now

-Andrew went to lunch with Ardie,Megan,and Jen. When Ardie left to go to class Andrew looked at the girl with the really close together eyes that Jen and Megan were talking about. Andrew,Megan,and Jen talked about Megan's Mark Twain country music stalker after Andrew spotted the Nigh-Cyclops

-Shannon helped Andrew on his Spanish homework even though she was about to take a nap

-Andrew sent Andrea an email about the picture she was going to make him put on the webpage

-Spanish 2 sucked balls, The teacher made a student ask Andrew more questions than anyone else and then he had to make up questions to ask another student

-Andrew went to the library and studied for his Theatre exam for 2 hours

-At Mark Twain Andrew almost bumped into "John's Awkward Girl" while getting cereal. Parker told Andrew that her name is actually "Hot Ashley"

-Adam,Ryan,John,Ardie,and Parker are forming a band. After Parker said that it would be a major union of talent Andrew suggested that that should be the band name "Major Union of Talent...or MUOT"

-When Andrew returned to the dorm he talked to Andrea online who had finally understood where Andrew was coming from with the whole picture thing and didn't make him put it on the site after all

-John got a haircut and dyed it black. Andrew was originally informed that John got his haircut at Brady and was fully prepared to open a can of whoopass upon John but he cleared it up that he did not go to that location. At the begining of the year the ladies that work at Brady's salon department and the sorority girls lined up for tans laughed at John,Phil,and Andrew for wanting a haircut

-Andrew,Ryan,and Andrew played XIII on the Gamecube. A very upset Rachel stopped by to say that she wanted her picture removed because people on the guestbook were saying she was anorexic. Andrew said he would take care of it and now the guestbook is accusation free. NOTE: The guestbook is not meant for attacks or discussion, that's what the messageboard is for

-After Rachel left Adam revealed that the mystery person named ????? who claimed "I hate you all for this..................." at the begining of the year was him

-Andy wants Adam and Ryan to buy him a new chair since they broke his puke chair a few months ago. Leah's name was not mentioned

-Megan is one of 7 people who won a position in a talent show that will be held next Thursday. Her talent was clogging

-Nobody left Andrew's room until almost 9:30, after they left Andrew got to study for 30 minutes before Andy came in the room and started playing PS2 even though Andrew argued with him about who should have the room at that time

-Joe and Ryan went to Taco Bell where a man asked Ryan if he wanted to buy some "powder". Upon hearing this Andrew was surprised to hear that Taco Bell would allow solicitaion in their place of business but then again how many powdered sugar salesmen do you see nowadays? Andrew supposes that exceptions truely can be made

-Sean,Ryan,and Andrew watched The Tick and an episode of The Animaniacs before Andrew decided to start studying again

-Andrew went to Upstairns' room and studied Ali's Theatre flash cards while everyone else watched Troy

-Joe declared that the night of 2/10/05 would be his last "All Nighter" this semester

2/11/05

-Andrew and Ryan were late to Algebra this morning because Andrew felt as if he was getting a cold and didn't want to get out of bed. After class Andrew went back to the dorm and studied for his Theatre exam

-The Theatre exam wasn't that bad, there were a few problems that could have gone either way since it was a good answer/better answer test

-Andrew ate at Twain with Nelly and Claudia. Claudia thought about dancing around the room to the Cher song playing on the radio

-When Erin finished her conference with the English professor she talked to Andrew in the hallway. Whenever she walked away Andrew knew what was coming next so he looked straight forward. When she was just about to turn the corner at the end of the hall she quickly spun around and added something completely unnecessary to the finished conversation and walked back toward Andrew. "Aha!" he thought, Andrew's keene instincts knew that she would try to catch him starring at her ass as she walked away but her plot had failed and she would have to try harder next time

-English Conferences are meant to last no longer than 10 minutes because there are other students scheduled to follow your meeting. Andrew's confrence went well, the professor gave Andrew's paper much praise and he talked about how much he enjoyed it. Andrew looked at the graded paper as the man spoke and he noticed that there were hardly any marks on the paper whatsoever. Ten minutes later the teacher asked if Andrew had anymore questions. Andrew asked what his grade was and the teacher handed him the grading sheet...D-. Andrew simply said "Are you serious?"

-Andrew began argueing with the professor about how his paper was graded. The teacher admitted that the paper was great and it was a borderline D but that wasn't good enough for Andrew who kept bringing up new arguements. Then the teacher became "Mr.Thesaurus" with the power to confuse and silent his foes. Mr.Thesaurus went into a long tangent using big words,small difficult words, and words that Andrew thinks Mr.Thesaurus just made up. Mr.Thesaurus whispered to Andrew that there were papers did far worse than his and that wouldn't get any better because the students don't know what they are doing but Andrew does. He admitted that it doesn't matter how much he loves Andrew's paper, it doesn't mean it will get a good grade. Andrew set up another meeting with Mr.Thesaurus for next Wednesday

-Andrew exited the twenty minute conference to see angry and impatient students waiting in the hallway

-Spanish 2 was actually easy today, Andrew was able to reply to every question and the whole class laughed and talked to eachother. There was a real sense of togetherness. The teacher even got into an arguement with a student who said it didn't matter what the name of the beer was it is still good. When the teacher challenged his opinion it was as if the kid turned into a bilingual scholar who used words that the class had never learned in order to argue his side of the beer discussion

-Aaron and Andrew read comic books for 30 minutes at Brady. When Andrew got back to the dorm he tried to call Andrea so he could complain about his day to someone who might acutally care but he ended up having another awkward conversation with her sister,Ashley

-Andy went to St.Louis with a couple of the Sticky Bandits

-Andrew went to Taco Bell with Ben and Ryan. Ben and Andrew almost got hit by cars when they crossed the street. After Taco Bell the three went to Streetside Records where Andrew purchased Batman The Animated Series Volume 1

-Andrew watched three episodes of Batman then he locked his door so he could study in peace. People knocked on the door several times but he just ignored them. Andrea called a couple of times so she could try out these online soundbytes she and her sister were using to prank call people

-Mike,Ryan,Andrew,and Nathan (The guy whose name Andrew didn't know when he went to dinner a few nights ago) watched "KIDS" which was a terrible and disturbing movie

-Andy returned and Andrew and Ryan watched "Goodfellas"

2/12/05

-All Farcers will have to pay up to 16 bucks to pay for the card swiper that was stolen last weekend

-Andrew and Ryan exchanged their meals/points for food at Mark Twain and  then came back to the dorm to play XIII

-Ben taught Andrew and Ryan how to play a Star Wars miniatures board game

-Mom called Andrew and talked him into taking tylenol for his cold even though he hates taking medicines and feels that his body should be able to take care of everything on its own

-Andrew studied his spanish for a little bit and then he played XIII with Ryan

-In the middle of playing XIII Andrew recieved a call from Andrea, the two talked for a long time with Ryan right there and it reminded Andrew why he kicks people out of the room when he talks to Andrea

2/13/05

-Andrew woke up at 10AM to find that his cold had moved into his chest. After taking some more tylenol he went back to bed and didn't wake up until 3PM

-Ben,Andy,and Andrew watched "Star Wars Clone Wars" on Andrew's computer

-Andrew,Andy,and Ryan watched two episodes of "Batman: The Animated Series"

-Andrew went to dinner with Ryan and 1st Floor Andrew. Andrew had a hard time keeping his balance and he felt like dying. He didn't eat much but he had 2 glasses of water and 2 glasses of orange juice

-The Poll will end on February 21st

-All episodes of "The Venture Bros" have been collected by Andrew

-Andrew played the Star Wars Miniatures Board Game with Ben,Ryan,and 2nd Floor Ben. Andrew got 3rd place and recieved an angry call from his mother who wanted to know why he hadn't called to tell her how he was feeling with his cold

-The next few hours were spent on Spanish 2

-John visited and told Andrew that he had just go back from a sponaneous road trip that Andrew had known nothing about. John and Rachel left on Friday to go to John's hometown of Champaigne Illinois. John's room now has a television and disco ball so be on the lookout for John Rost Dance Parties

2/14/05

-It's Valentine's Day

-Andrew didn't have to go to Algebra today so he didn't. The Nyquil-like medicine Andrew got from Ben the night before didn't make him drowsy at all, he even had trouble trying to fall asleep

-Lindsey stuck little valentines on the doors of all her friends throughout the building

-Andrew studied with Ryan for the Algebra exam after he finished with his classes

-The Algebra class went by really fast

-Andrew and Ryan played XIII for a while but got stuck on the last mission

-Basketball Nick thought he lost his detergent and asked Andrew if he could borrow his but then Nick found his own detergent in the corner of his room (When they adapt this website into a movie it will be mindblowing)

-Andy knocked Peter out of the Madden 2005 playoffs

-When Sean and Andrew were about to watch "Venture Bros." Gorgeous Nick declined because Leah has completely P-whipped him!!!

2/15/05

-Andrea called Andrew to tell him about her day taking care of babies at a hospital nursery

-Andrew ate in the picnic area of Mark Twain with Leah,Parker,Jen,Megan,and some other guy that Andrew didn't know

-Most people skipped Spanish 2 and for good reason, the teacher brought in her mexican cousin from New Jersey to talk to the class all hour. It was a very stressful experience for all the students. Before classes started a guy and his friends set up a tight rope between two trees on the diagonal sidewalk

-Even though it was a great day to be outside there were no speaker circle crazies

-A webcam conversation was set up but it was basically just Andrew watching Andrea paint her toenails and Andrea watching Andrew play XIII. The Mongoose has yet to be defeated

-Andrew and Ryan went to Twain to meet Gorgeous Nick and Adam for dinner but they never showed. On their way back to the dorm Andrew and Ryan ran into Nick and Adam who were walking to Twain with Lindsey and Leah. Adam is nearing P-whipped status

-Andrew defeated The Mongoose and the game XIII

-Someone claiming to be the shower pooper or "The Defecator" has posted on the messageboard

-3rd Floor Rob has officially been unleashed. After hiding in his room all 1st Semester he has emerged into the world and proven to be quite crazy. He played Star Wars Miniatures with Andrew,Ben,2ndfloor Ben,and Ryan

-Andrew made a demand that he would only go to Taco Bell if 2 people not in the core Taco Bell Run Group (Ryan and Ben) went with them. Aaron tagged along but that was all that could be assembled. Andrew decided to go anyway and Ryan paid for him since he owes Andrew for paying for his movie ticket last week

-Andrew tried to work on his English paper in the computer lab but was distracted by Aaron and Ryan who followed him down to the lab

2/16/05

-"The Andrew Asberry College Experience" has passed 9000 hits

-After Algebra was over Andrew went to the Tate building and marched into his English professor's office. After Andrew sat down the teacher asked Andrew how his paper was going. Andrew placed his backpack on the floor and said "It isn't, that 's why I'm here."

-Andrew had scrapped most of his original paper and only had half of the 2nd draft completed. After a long night of frustration he decided to just confront the teacher and make him reveal what needs to be done in order to get an "A". Meeting with a professor in their office is kind of like going to the cafeteria on the first day of a prison sentence. If you don't beat the meanest looking guy you can find with your lunch tray then the chances are you will be passed around like currency for the rest of your time there. This is much like how when you go into your professor's office you have to let them know you mean business or else you will just sit there nodding your head the whole time while they talk gibberish. After Andrew got the man's attention the two spent the next 50 minutes discussing the paper

-The former Downstair's Liz (the one that sadly moved away) emailed Andrew. She said that she read the site every day in one of her classes and that her friend Melissa wanted to be Andrew's friend because of what she read on the website

-After dinner Andrew decided to study for his Spanish 2 oral exam but got sidetracked for 2 hours when he called Andrea. She made him download girly songs and play them at high volume. While playing one of the songs Andrew heard weird noises from the Molemen's room and wondered if he had accidentally set the mood for those guys

-Andrew went to see if Shannon was back from work so he could study spanish with her but he got pulled into room 317 by Rachel. The two talked for a while about current events, who might be voting for the squirrel, and how Rachel absolutely does not want Andrea to win the poll

-Aaron reminded Andrew about the Vagina games that took place. If Andrew would have showed up at the games with his cellphone he and Andrea could have whooped everyone's ass because nobody knows as much about the sideways smile as Andrea

-Shannon,Claudia, and Andrew studied Spanish for 2 hours and had deep conversations. Andrew really liked Claudia's room and found it quite relaxing, he also talked to Claudia's roommate Negeen for the first time

-Greenday's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is officially overplayed to the point that its quality is dropping with every repetition

2/17/05

-There is a rumor that Rick the Janitor is going to start working at Mark Twain

-Shannon helped Andrew study for his Spanish 2 oral exam

-Andrew went to the Arts & Sciences building at 1:50PM because he didn't know what time his oral exam was other than that it was somewhere between 2-3 o'clock. He sat in the hall for a long time with Jennifer and EspanolAaron (his name is Aaron but he will be referred to as EspanolAaron so as not to be confussed with ROTC Aaron or Erin from English and Theatre class). The whole time they were out there they talked about strategies to make the test as easy as possible and what they would do over the weekend. Colt showed up later on and he was very high and he told everyone so

-Andrew didn't take his oral exam until 2:49 PM. The teacher set up a taperecorder which was something that wasn't used in the oral exams he took last semester. She seemed very nice but he confussed some of the words she said and his answers weren't entirely correct. When the test was over she said "Bien,cuarenta y uno" and Andrew thought about it for a second and then looked at the paper she was writing on. He had got a 41/50 which is awesome

-Andrew was so happy after his oral exam that he didn't get anything to eat, he will not eat anything until dinner

-Blake let Andrew borrow Resident Evil for the GC. Andrew,Ryan,Ben,and Gorgeous Nick played it until the game errored before the group reached a save point

-Andrew went with Adam to room 317 to see if Rachel would give Adam a ride so he could buy grey hair dye. They walked into the room to find a large group talking about the website's message board and how Leah had moved ahead in the polls

2/18/05

-"The Andrew Asberry College Experience" Passed 10,000 hits

-Megan came back from a night of partying to find Andrew working on an english paper in the computer lab at 3 AM. She distracted him with The Facebook and a story about how her Mark Twain stalker got all wet when telling Megan about what a great time the two would have partying with some guys she knows. The stalker said she was "All wet just thinking about it" while she was serving Megan her food

-Andrew managed to keep himself awake in Algebra by sitting in the back of the class and repeatedly banging the back of his head against the wall behind him

-English let out early and there was no Spanish 2 today, Andrew came back to the dorm and talked to Andrea on the phone for the next hour and a half

-After almost three weeks of neglect Big Blue, Andrew's carpet, finally got vacuumed. Yule borrowed the vacuum when Andrew was done and retrieved Andrew's ID card from the front desk. If anyone has any starch, lend it to Yule because Andrew did not have any

-It is official, Rick the Janitor will be leaving FARC to work at Mark Twain. This is more than likely the result of the actions of The Defecator. Perhaps it was a plot to remove Rick all along?

-It is Gorgeous Nick's 20th birthday. His friends from Nebraska came to visit

-Andrew played "Resident Evil" with Ryan for way too long, Shower Sean watched

-Aaron,Andrew,and Ryan watched "Alien Vs. Predator" which proved to be one of the worst movies ever. When the three brought the movie back to Devin and Blake's room Ben was there and he was very offended at how the group did not like the movie

-The 3rd floor hallway between Ben's room and Devin and Blake's room smells like shit

-Basketball Nick claimed that he would not do anything tonight but showed back up at the dorm 2 hours later after going to a beer pong contest with friends. He was so drunk he fell multiple times. Megan tried to help him stand up and Aaron helped her bring him into his room. When Ryan tried to help Nick up he fell and hit the railing on his bed really really hard with his ribs. He hasn't realized it yet

-SITE UPDATE: The Flipside page now has a picture of DJ and a picture of the Cup/Saran Wrap attack www.freewebs.com/alarz9

2/19/05

-Rick The Janitor isn't leaving because of The Defecator, he is to be moved to Mark Twain for no real reason

-After waking up after 3PM and went to Mark Twain so he could exchange his leftover meals for groceries. (1 meal = 7 points) Andrew had 49 points to spend on groceries so he came back with several chocolate cakes,hot dogs, and bosco sticks

-Andrew felt sick again so he took 2 zinc pills given to him by Aaron. While getting the pills Yule yelled from the lobby that he was taking the 49 points worth of food laying on the table so that Andrew would run out of the room to claim it

-Rachel told Andrew she would do something for him but she didn't

-Megan and Jen met Andrew in the hall and talked to him about the website. When Andrew got back to his room he saw that they left a note on the dry erase board saying that they wanted their pictures on the webpage

-Andrew kicked Aaron and Ryan out of his room so he could call Andrea. Andrew had his back turned as they left. When he went to lock the door he saw his matress move, Aaron had hid under the bed in an attempt to hear the conversation

-Joe,Ryan,Aaron, and Andrew moved the furniture in the 3rd floor lounge so that they could play "Dick-ball" Joe's hacky sack game where if you make an error you have to do push ups. This game later turned into regular hacky sack and Adam joined in. Later on that evening the game turned into Joe running for his life from Adam & Ryan who were throwing hacky sacks at him

-Adam got a surprise visit from his friend from Kansas City, Connor, who decided to stop by because he was bored. After arriving at 2AM he played Smash Bros. with Ryan and Adam in The Penthouse, Andrew's room, while Andrew tried to make a "Space Invaders" like videogame that would feature Adam throwing hacky sacks at Joe. After a while Andrew decided all of the code stuff was too difficult and gave up. Connor got hungry so he went to Hardee's with Ryan and Adam. They came back,ate their food in The Penthouse, watched half an episode of "Batman The Animated Series" and then Connor decided to go back home at 3:40AM

2/20/05

-Andrew worked on his revised English paper from the point he woke up (2PM) until 4PM when he went to dinner

-Parker and Ryan went Free Running around campus and filmed it

-Ben, Star Wars Ben (AKA 2nd floor Ben), Robbie (not to be confussed with crazy Rob, this is a 3rd floor girl), Jake (From the 2nd Floor), Star Trek Greg, Chris, and others participated in the creation of a Star Wars Fan Film in speaker's circle today

-Andrew,Ryan,Adam and others were going to participate in a Dodgeball Tournament but over slept

-Shower Sean,Basketball Nick, Andy, and Andrew watched the 1st half of the Duke vs. Wake game in The Penthouse

-Andrew played "Naruto" a Japanese game that Blake imported from Japan. During gameplay Andrew trash talked about Ben's character looking like a "dike" and Ben got upset because the character was a boy and his favorite character from the show

-Ali and Andrew worked on their Oleanna Online Quizes in the computer lab

-Andy asked questions about the Naruto game and Andrew and Ryan started laughing about how Ben took it so seriously. They did not know Ben was evesdropping outside the room. Ben walked in the room and said "Yeah, trash talking sucks doesn't it?" and then stormed out

-Andrew told Ryan they needed to go see Ben and appologize so they went to Ben's room and knocked at the door. Andrew explained to Ben how what they said was just them being dicks and he should know that by now since it is Andrew's nature to be an ass. Ben said it was okay and Andrew shook hands with him. Ryan let Andrew speak on his behalf while he stood there and shook his head in agreement with what Andrew was saying

-Andrew checked his Spanish 2 grades on WebCT and discovered that his grade of 41/50 on his oral exam was reported as 42/50, how awesome is that?

-THE CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW: When tomorrow? When Andrew says so

-SITE UPDATE: There is a direct link on the side of the page to take you to "The Flipside" which features more photos from "The Andrew Asberry College Experience"

-SITE UPDATE: Ben's picture has been updated and a photo of Star Wars Ben & Chris has been added

2/21/05

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Who should win Asberry Idol?

Answer	Votes
Ben & Ryan	3% (65 votes)
Andrea	42% (997 votes)
Upstairns' Squirrel	24% (569 votes)
Rachel	5% (128 votes)
Leah	25% (609 votes)
Adam	1% (34 votes)

-Andrew skipped his first two classes because this is Presidents day and it was the patriotic thing to do

-When Andrew got up he called Andrea but as soon as they started talking Andy came back from class. Andrew told her bye and Andy needed to talk to Andrew. "Okay, so last night I was a little high and by a little I mean a lot. All I remember was something bad happened with Ben, what was it?"  and Andrew replied "There was a fight." and then Andy got confussed. "A fight?" he asked. "Yeah!" Andrew exclaimed "between you and Ben, it was huge." 

-After a few minutes Andrew told Andy the truth about what happened

-Andrew went to visit DJ and sat on his very nice couch. Andrew told DJ that he,Adam,and Ryan would steal the "Coolest Corner In McDavid" flag tonight. As Andrew was leaving the room Mark pointed out that the flag was already gone. But how could Andrew steal it when he was in the room the whole time? How could Ryan have stolen it when he was in Parker's room? How could Adam have stolen it when he was returning videos at the time?

-Adam stole the "Mark Twain Date Auction" sign from Mark Twain and placed it in the McDavid elevator

-Brian and Ardie walked around the 3rd floor interogating everyone about the stolen flag

-Andrew visited the girls of 317, Rachel said she was done with Andrew for good but Upstairn's still said she loved him

-Andrew watched as Gorgeous Nick,Ben,Ryan,Rob,and Adam fought with Ardie and DJ outside of the elevator. Andrew stood back and laughed as the 3rd floor boys fought the 1st floor boys. Ardie and DJ retreated but managed to steal Adam's cologne. Sarah the PA yelled at the 3rd floor boys and told them to "take it outside"

-Goregous Nick and Ryan did a radio show and Andrew sat in on some of it until he got bored when Nick played a 9 minute song

-Andrew went back to say a few jokes on the radio show. Adam and Lindsey were there this time. Andrew made several jokes about queefing and how Lindsey can play "Pop Goes The Weesel" using her vagina

-The sign Adam stole and put up in the elevator was replaced with a note that said "Adam + Friends... ASSHOLES Don't Mess w/ The Twain"

-SITE UPDATE: The following people have new pictures on The People: Lindsey, John, and Ardie & DJ

-STIE UPDATE: The following people have new pictures on The Flipside: Brandi, Devin & Blake, Kevin, Megan & Jen, and Nelli & Claudia

2/22/05

-Andrew slept in until 1PM and then took a shower before going to Spanish 2. The Spanish teacher was sick so she stayed far away from the students but she still managed to call on Andrew several times. At least 5 cellphones went off during class, 6 if you count Andrew's which was on silent. After class Andrew went to the bookstore and read comic books

-At dinner Ardie spilled grabbed Aaron's lemonade and poured it all over Aaron's food. Ardie apologized and got Aaron a new plate of food so Andrew asked him if he would get his dessert and of course, Ardie replied witht he ever predictable F-word

-Andrew and Ryan walked all the way to Memorial Union with Aaron so they could go to the MSA meeting but when they got there the groups were divided into litte rooms with less  than 10 people. Andrew turned to Aaron and said "You told us there would be 200 people." and Aaron replied "Not tonight, tonight it's committees.". Andrew then said "I'm leaving" and he and Ryan went back to the dorm and watched "The Sopranos"

-Andrew played a small uncredited roll in Star Wars Ben's fan film

-8 O'clock was the time of the big dorm Halo match and Andrew played in Mark's room

-Andrew worked on his Spanish and English homework all the way past 3am because Ryan and Aaron wouldn't leave him alone

-Rumor has it that Dick Hunter and DJ will be digging for the flag around Lowry Mall tomorrow

*The Floor War*

-Andrew, Aaron,Adam,Ryan, and Gorgeous Nick buried "The Coolest Corner in McDavid" flag

-Jeron explained to Andrew that he was planning on stealing the flag that day too and he was going to hang it up in their corner of the hall

-Andrew, Aaron, and Ryan created a map leading to the flag and Andrew personally handed it Ardie who was extremely pissed. Andrew gave Ardie a little nudge on the chin and said with a smile and a wink "Now you've got something to do tomorrow!"

-Aaron and Andrew hid in the first floor bathroom and listened in to the 1st floor corner's conversation. When they returned to the 3rd floor Andrew saw 1st Floor or "Bearded Andrew" scouting

-Ryan went down the first floor to listen in on the 1st floor's plans. He pressed his ear against the door and heard the 1st floor boys making plans to tie Adam and Ryan's doors together. Ryan opened the door and exclaimed "That's a horrible idea!" and then he was grabbed and they tried to tie him up but he managed to escape

-The 3rd floor guys turned off all the lights on the floor and stood watch until the darkness was turned against them when the 1st floor boys ambushed the floor. Andrew went into the restroom with Shower Sean, Mark followed him in there and Parker paced in the lounge. Sean explained that he was unafraid of the onslaught because he was part of The Sticky Bandits and if he were attacked then all of the Stickies would become involved and they have over 1000 cups left.

-Andrew rushed to the staircase when Mark left and continued down the stairs until he heard the door below him open. Andrew hid on the 2nd floor and watched as DJ opened the door and walked down the hall in the opposite direction. Ryan called Andrew and told him that 1st floor had tied his doorknob to Adam's and he,Aaron, and Adam could not get out

-Andrew went to the ground floor and hid in the conference room. Ryan did not answer when Andrew tried to call him so he tried to call Aaron. Aaron explained that they were about to escape. Moments later Andrew heard someone approaching the conference room, Aaron leaped into the room and landed near Andrew. Aaron was wearing full ROTC gear and facepaint, Ryan walks into the room casually behind him. Aaron reached into a box of posters beside Andrew and started handing them out to be used as weapons. The group then ran back to the 3rd floor lounge

-As Joe,Andrew, Jeron, Aaron, and Ryan were about to invade the 1st floor Andrew recieved a call from Andy. The power on Andy's side of the room had gone out

-Andrew missed the invasion because of the phonecall but it was probaby for the best. Mark took away the "weapons" of the other 3rd floor guys. Ardie sprayed the invaders with Axe body spray in an effort to thwart them

-The battle was over and everyone went their seperate ways. Andrew talked to Black Adam in the computer lounge for a little bit and then went to his room

-When Andrew entered his room he quickly noticed that the time was not being displayed on his microwave, this meant that the power was off all over his room. He quickly moved all of his frozen goods to the refrigerator on the ground floor and then talked to Guitar Playing Justin for a little bit

-Andrew finally went to sleep and the long night was over

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2/23/05

-DJ most likely wrote on Andrew's dry erase board "We found the flag - 112" (112 is DJ's room)

-Andrew had 6 minutes to get to his Algebra class so he ran some of the way to A&S

-When Andrew got back to the dorm he read the online reading assignment for his english class since he didn't get to read it last night with all the distraction.

-In Theatre class Andrew began reading the 20 page handout for the english class he has directly after Theatre. The problem was that today's lecture was about lighting, therefore examples had to be made and the lights were turned off in the auditorium. Andrew managed to read half of the handout

-Andrew's entire english class tried showed up early so they could try and finish reading the handout before class started

-Allison didn't show up for Spanish 2 today so Andrew felt especially vulnerable since she always helps him. He ate chicken nuggets in class and the teacher asked him many questions and patted him on the head and shoulder many times

-Andrew and Ryan went to visit DJ so they could ask him about the flag but he wasn't home. Andrew knocked met Ardie and asked him if they had the flag, Ardie said yes. Andrew continued to ask more questions about it but Ardie refused to answer so Andrew said "They don't have the flag." and walked out of the room. When he was about to go up the staircase Ardie attempted to tackle Andrew from behind but Ryan grabbed Ardie before he could do anything. After a short skirmish in the staircase Ardie walked back in shame to his room

-Basketball Nick and Andrew watched the Duke vs. GT game

-Adam,Ryan,Sean, Mark and Andrew played "Smash Brothers"....well, Andrew,Adam,Mark and Sean played, Ryan tried

-Andrew needs a place to live next semester

2/24/05

-Someone moved the chalkboard into the art gallery. The chalkboard has Mark Twain drawn on it, the main focus is on room 528 but the original room # was "3__" possibly "328"

-DJ didn't write "We have the flag-112" on Andrew's dry-erase board, it was most likely Dick Hunter who has become obsessed with finding tha flag

-Andrew nearly slept passed his 2pm class

-There was a tractor parked outside McDavid when Andrew went to his Spanish 2 class

-Gorgeous Nick and Adam got free pizzas and calculators at Domino's by signing up for credit cards 

-Two nights ago Ryan added random hot girls to his facebook friends, one of which Andrew said had massive boobies. Andrew told Ryan to tell the girl he said she had massive boobies to see if she would actually reply and she did. She said "thanks...I guess!!!"

-Andrew & Ryan have started on the 2nd disk of "Resident Evil"

-The Lotz Twins announced that they would visit Andrew on the 11th of March

-Brian,DJ,John,Ali,and Upstairns took Ardie out to eat at The Pasta Factory for his birthday

-If anyone has "Cruel Intentions" send it to room 231

-Andrew beat "Resident Evil" with Ryan and DJ. Afterwards the three went to Slackers so DJ could buy "Silent Hill" but Slackers didn't have it so they came back empty handed. DJ played "Silent Hill 2" in Andrew's room for a little bit and then Andrew,Ryan,Aaron,and Sean played "Super Smash Bros."

-Andrew went to room 231 and watched "The Notebook" with Jen,Megan,and Aaron. Spooning was mentioned on several occassions and Megan showed Andrew the room's "sex lights"

-Dick Hunter and Emmitt dug at least 3 inches into the earth outside Lowry Mall in search of the flag

-Andrew gave Ardie an updated version of the map for his birthday

-Andrew has been placed on 1st floor Bearded Andrew's Wall of Fame

-There is a photo and article in "The Missourian" about the Star Wars fan film made by Farcers

2/25/05

-Andrew came back from Algebra and saw Jasmine for the first time this semester. Andrew packed his things because he is going home tonight and then he did his Spanish 2 homework

-Andrew's English professor didn't send exact instructions to the class reading assignment until Andrew went to his Theatre class

-Only two people in Andrew's english class read the twenty page assignment, neither of those people were named Andrew

-Andrew got out of English early and listened to Sister Cindy at speakers circle. Andrew bumped into Katy and the two of them listened to Sister Cindy call a man a hippie

-The spanish teacher wasn't there today because she had a test to take, instead Andrew was taught by his teacher's friend from Puerto Rico

2/26/05

-NO UPDATES. Only a select few know what Andrew did this day and the chances are you are not one of them.

2/27/05

-Andrew returned to Mizzou at 4 o'clock and read 20 pages for his english class

-Ryan,DJ,Adam,and Andrew played "Resident Evil 4" which Andrew borrowed from his neighbor Ray Mund. Andrew also brought back "Star Wars:Knights of The Old Republic"

-Aaron,Ryan, and Andrew went to Taco Bell

-Andrew worked on some of his Spanish homework and then played "Resident Evil 4" with Ryan and others for an even longer period of time

-The girl with massive boobies that Ryan added to his facebook friends possibly posted on the guestbook

-More and more men of the dorm came to see "Resident Evil 4", when everyone finally decided to call it quits it was 1:30am and they had played for a total of 6 hours

2/28/05

-Andrew went to Algebra exhausted, he isn't getting enough sleep and he played that video game for way too long yesterday. When Andrew met Ryan he told him that they would not be playing it tonight

-Andrew went ate a quick lunch and went to Theatre class. He and Erin talked for a bit about how much English sucks and then Andrew noticed he had a text message. It was from Andrea and it was so good that it made his whole day worlds better because it is f'n freezing outside

-Erin and Andrew walked to the library where their english class got a long lecture from a librarian about how to properly research in the library. Every time Erin wanted to talk to Andrew she would tap him with her foot which got annoying after a while

-After class Andrew met with Allison in the A&S computer lab and helped eachother on the worksheets that were supposed to be due but turned out not to be

-Andrew went to get a paper plate from Devin but ended up staying longer than expected when Devin and Rob showed off their keyboarding skills

-Andrew overcooked his mini-pizza and then ate it with a spoon because he is all out of plastic forks

-Andrew and Andrea talked on the phone for about an hour, the conversation ended when Andrea's little cousin scratched the family's computer monitor and everyone in her house went nuts

-Andrew and Ryan worked on Algebra homework for several hours

-Lindsey left her purse at Mark Twain. Andrew spotted it and let Rachel take it back to Lindsey. After Andrew ran back to the dorm he realized he had made a terrible mistake. He should have burried the purse and made a treasure map

-Andrew and Ryan finished their Algebra homework

-the May company was bought out today, therefore Andrew's sister will be out of work in the Fall. Andrew called his sister and talked to her about it but she was fine

-Andrew and Ryan started playing "Resident Evil 4" in order to reward themselves for working so hard on their algebra