Hello, and welcome to AJCoolClames website (unless your name starts with a C)! Please feel free to view all of our pages which include news, search, registered users only, forum, game list, games, more games, even more games, next page of games, movies, comics, more comics, epic battles, random garbage, links, staff, contacts, webform, donate and credits! PLEASE NO INAPROPRIATE CONTENT ON THE FORUMS, ADS, CHATROOMS, SHOUTBOX, OR WHATEVER ELSE! Consider your self warned! Also, I highly suggest that when ever your on the page games, more games, even more games, and next page of games you should turn off the volume on your computer! Heres a little about each page. News- find out whats happening with the latest news/updates from AJCoolCLame. search- you will find a search box so you can search this site (plus some buttons, and an old AJCoolCLame banner on this page). registered users only- you have to be a registered user to view this page. forum-AJCoolCLame's forum. game list- a list of games, what page they are on, and how you ranked them. All the pages with the word game (except game list) in it-lots of cool games, a lot of them with mario. movies- some movies that a friend made (except the wii vs. PS3 one). comics- some sweet comics that we made. more comics-more comics, epic battles- Real or made up characters have a battle, who ever is knocked out first loses, random garbage- just what its called! you will find some music, news, this day in history, and so on, staff- Our staff, and applications for if you want a job. contacts-a list of AJCoolCLames contacts. Web Form- you tell us what you think of our site. donate- Please donate! all donations go towards improving the site. Your donations are deeply apreciated. Finally, credits- the page that thanks everyone who helped with this website. I hope you enjoy our website! Tell your friends about this website! HAVING FUN IS ALWAYS AN IMPORTANT RULE TOO HERE! Thanks, AJCoolCLame Staff
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News
On this page you will find mostly news about AJCoolCLame but some times we just put random garbage articles here. Also, Any updates will be put on this page. This page will also have made up storites. Enjoy!
AJCoolCLame News
3/15/07
Two new comics: fantasy world, and Perry & Gang, added to page comics.
3/9/07
New staff member Kalas!
3/8/07
Newly added Yoshi Vs. Kamek on page more comics! GREAT ANIMATION! Click here to view it now!
3/7/07
Vote! In the poll of the century! HURRY THOUGH! You only have untill 2100! Click here to vote!
3/2/07
Today we added the fortune teller! I know this si an update but hey, I added it there too. Why don't you check it out. You just click the link, and it takes you to the page that you were meant to see! Click here to view it now! In other news we added a new staff member. Its... Its... Its... DAVID SEBO! Congratulations David!
3/1/07
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2/17/07
This site is on google, MSN search engine, and yahoo now along with many other search engines. Also, lets think back at everything i deleted in the last few months...the blogs...the shoutbox...all of the old games (except shootin hoops is still there)... the photo gallery... (theres more, but i dont want to keep looking at the past)...ahh good times!
Now lets look at what we added since then! a new home page...first...game list...new games on games...more games...even more games...next page of games...movies...comics...rate our site...credits...web form...a new logo...a new header...a new title...a new slogan...links...news...staff...a forum! I'd say thats a pretty good trade, eh?
Also, this past week there were plenty of applications to be on the staff. I'm sorry to anyone who didn't make it but there were some really good ones. I did hire three new staff members though! I hired Spencer Yasinow, Jordan Davis, and Lucas Van Cleef! Congratulations to you! Please note though: we are still looking for staff, we just want the right people!
Updates
5/26/07
Sorry for not updating, again, but I've been busy. I have updated the browser, and added three new games to page next page of games.
5/11/07
Sorry for not updating in a while, but I've been busy. I've been getting some requests to add thjat BMX game, which I will od later, but for now, I made an internet browser which you can view on at registered users only page.
4/13/07
Three new comic's of Koopalings! came out today! Its on page comics.
4/7/07
Three new songs added on page registered users only! One is called "Chad Song", another is called "Brain Fever". These songs each have many mistakes in them, but that's what makes them funny. The final song is "Bernie Bernie" parody of "Louie Louie" (permission was granted). Lyrics written by my dad Bruce Kretch while Bernie Kosar played. Their band was called "The Bleaher Bums". Enjoy!
4/6/07
A new comic has been added at page comics! The comic series is called Koopalings!
4/4/07
A new article has been added at page registered users only! It's a report on Henry Ford!
4/1/07
A new link has been added at page links. It is a pokemon rpg created by a staff member Lucas Van Cleef.
3/20/07
A new game added on page next page of games! This game is Vlax! Click here to play it now!
3/17/07
Newly added Yugioh :D 3! I helped create this one. View it on page movies.
3/14/07
More comics added! Fantasy world (part 2), and Perry & Gang (begining) on page comics. Enjoy!
3/9/07
Thanks to Kalas season 9 of Jays Show is going on page comics YAY! Also a news article by jordan davis added on page register users only.
3/7/07
Mario catcher added to next page of games! Click here to play it now! Also added: the poll of the century! HURRY THOUGH! You only have untill 2100! Click here to vote!
3/4/07
New comics added at the comics page. Its the rest of Jays eighth season by David Sebo. Also added, on page more comics is Yoshi Vs. Bowser. I was just looking through my old comics and I found this animated one so I posted it up. Click here to view it now.
3/3/07
new page added! its a members only page. Click here to register, click here to view page. Also added on page comics was season 8: part one by David Sebo.
3/2/07
My older brother Kyle made a comic! Its called Band Geek on page more comics. Click here to view it now! Also added today is the Fortune teller! You just click the link, and it takes you to the page that you were meant to see! Click here to view it now! New epic battle added at the page epic battles. Thank David Sebo for that, as his first work as a staff member!
2/28/07
New epic battle added at the page epic battles. Also added was a shoutbox. You got questions, we'll answer them. Click here to view the shoutbox, or just scroll the page down. Stay informed with all of AJCoolCLames news, updates, or what ever else is going on! Click here to subscribe to our mailing list.
Today, we added a brand new season of jays show under the comics page! Its Jays seventh season (part 1 (4 comics))!
Stories
Heres A Story That Goes No Where!
well it was long ago, way before there where apples that grew on trees.in those days they had them lemons.infact we had the biggest tree in town.of corse it was the only town, and it was located a few MILLIONTRILLION MILES AWAY!!!in these days they didnt have them presidents on quartors they had them bees that fly on them...they used to say "gimme 5 bees for a lemon" but back then lemons were worth way more than that, exept that was aloot of money.they also didnt have them computers...wait a minute?where was i?oh yes, than we caute them mouses.back then they called mouses bees.actually theyed say "gimme 5 bees for a lemon" but that was the good ol days, now we have them stickin quarters and them stinkin apples...but any ways, then came the great war.i had to fight but i never could feel my left leg. oh yea, i lost it during the war.it was a long time ago, they said i had some brain damage but ill never believe them.wait, where was i?oh yes they called mouses bees in them days, wait, why are you shooting me, im sorry ill leave after this story!no i havnt even begun.everyone wants to here it!it does to go somewhere.WAIT!what?what did you say?theres paint drying out there?oh, see you guys, ill tell you the rest later.wait, the rest of what?just im going to watch the paint dry for some exitement!:-)
Other Random Stories
ok, ok, so there where these to guys in a bar k?the bar tender says "im your bar tender, how can i help you?"the 1st guy sayed SAY MAY!!!!"ok, im your bar tender how MAY i help you?"you can start by not saying tender sayed the 2nd guy."STOP ANNOYING ME!I HATE YOU!"so he shoots the guy so now theres only 1 guy who goes home screeming...after his beers.notice the s.any ways the next day the same 2 guys are at the bar (even the dead guy)and the same exact thing happend.the 1st guy was so puzzled that he followed the barber home, and there where a million of the same guy.the bar tender saw him and said that that guy was a curse and he worked for the FBI.3 years later the 1st guy realized that everytime he was at the bar the 2nd guy was eating turkey.the bar tenders shirt said dont think that im a turket, and the bar tender had wings and looked like a turkey.the bar tender didnt want to be eaten so he killed that guy over and over.no one nows how he kept magically apearing.
a guy went to the movies and bought a large popcorn with NO BUTTER!AHH!NO BUTTER.ok ok calm down, erge to kill going down, erge to kill going down, erge to kill RISING!!!!!!!he left the movies that night, and in the morning on the news, it said that there was a murder the night of the movie...in kowangajeedi (pronounced like:imgoingtokillyou!).it was all over the news how great the movie was BUT the guy didnt like it!i knew all along he shouldve got butter on that popcorn but he didnt listen, and ever since then he always got butter on his popcorn!!!moral:always have butter on your popcorn.
hey everyone!an old mans talking.lets go sit down and listen.it was ye long time ego, those dang chagrin fallsions took or stinkin lemon tree!it was ye only one yeve got.the replaced it with there stinking peaches.ye kids tried to go avter them dose orangions did, but it was ye very dangerous, all for ye stinking tree.the one you see in front of ye today.turns out the orangions parents went looking for them, but where destroyed from those chagrin fallsions, ye kids returned, exept ye one known as cameron who ye was ye trieing to blend in because he wanted to ye act "cool"like those chagrin kids.no ones seen im since, but we got our tree back.years later 2 boys oned alec and the other named jake returned, to fight and show that we could win!we lost, they let me live though but jake wass kept as a slave.we never lost to them in a fight again, and their the ones to call ye us names!well okidilliiddilyo!
so, these 2 guys walk into a bar, the 2nd guy must not of seen it coming.
in the end of the 3rd story nearly 1,000,000 years later alec is the only person on earth, so everyones happy!
there once lived a happy guy.his name was mad death. he was mad about thinking about death. the reason eh is always happy is because hes the richest man in town. he doesnt know ehat his real name is but they call him mad death. it was a nickname he got a while back. he was born in the dumps "mad" and waiting for "death". his parents loved him but they where poor. he didnt hate them intill they died. that was the saddest day of his life. he was sad untill he just happend to be the best at guessing which horse will win the race. he betted more and more. then he was rich and started running componys, and owning sports teams. he was always so happy since then. there was only one problem... his brother was the devil. he was older than him, and knew that he wanted death at young ages, so he told death not to kill him. now that hes happy, the devil wants to kill him. mad death never seemed to care about this problem but oneday soon, while he was about to get his $money$ doubled, death got him and he died.YAY! that took care of my problems... for a while. his problems where solved after a while. see,the devil wanted to torcher his brother in the under world, so he sent mad death to the under world to be the devils slave. he would see his worst nightmares over and over, he would get shot over and over, and get his head chopped off over and over. after a while an angle was sent to the under world from heaven to retreive mad death, and take him to heaven. the angle accidently took the devil. the under world had to pick his closest relative. mad death. at first mad death made everyone happy by giving them donuts, letting them rome free. they loved it! mad death just wanted to be evil for a day, so he shot people, knocked there heads off, made them be slaves. they hated it... mad death loved it! he was the best devil there ever was. people all over the world heard about him and his power. some wanted to be tarreists when they got older so they could get his autograph one day soon. others wanted to be verry good so they wouldnt have to deal with his power. this story took place about 200 years ago, and we still have the same amazing devil, mad death (who now is a real mad man).this is a record for how long a devil lasted by 82 years! the average of how long a devil lasts is about 30 years!i hope you know more on your history on devils now. wahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Personal Favorite Story
so one day i was walking down the street and saw kiki, and se said something but i wasnt listening and i said"yea!what ever!"and then "WAM" i ran in to this huge guy with a gun, and music started playing! it was like a theme song. it went like this "'cause its my united states of wateva"with this hip music. he said "oh now its on" and i went and said "fine come and get me". i ran like i never ran before to the trash been. the guy said he challenged me to a dance contest? he took out his gun, pointed it at me, and shot it... the bullot went way above my head. just then all these police cars polled up. the guy most likely shot to call his friends(who are most likely police)because they came otta the car with a disco ball, a dance floor, a table for the judges, and all that stuff.i said"yo, sorry, but, i, dont...dance"all the police went wild. they all pointed there guns at me, and shot, but wait, im saved! the fat guy went "nooooooooooo!!!!" diving into the bullot. oh crap! they have more amo. i wish they sold fat guys at the stores... actually no because someone might buy me. any ways, i moved quikly, grabbing the gun outta the fat guys pocket and shot them all exept one. i was about to shoot but i saw him running crying mommy... he pointed his gun back while running and shot, missing me, but i got mad, i tied the fat guy around my waist and ran to him and shot. i was outta amo so i ran fasta! once i got close eneogh i started hitting him with my gun, as hard as i could. he managed to shoot one more bullot (which hit the fat guy) before he himself died. i was a hero for killing the police, taking there lottery cards, houses, cars, the rest of there lottery tickets, and everything they owned.ahh, that would be the day!
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