Today, my kitten, Mittens scratched me, it looks as though I cut myself. It hurts. My stomach is making funny noises. Maybe there is an orchestra playing amazing music. I love Skillet, they are an amazing band. Maybe they have an amazing orchestra playing in their stomachs like I do. An amazing giraffe floated up to the sky playing music on the most beautiful toilet. Oh how she played...it was like nothing you have ever heard before. The wish-washing of the toilet flushing, the water spinning like a cyclone. Just imangine it. Underneithe, was an Emobirdman, sitting in a chair on the grass. He was amazingly handsome. He was just sitting there, watching Giraffe play her sweet, calming music. He knew, at that moment, he was inlove. He wanted to spend the rest of his life with his future wife, Giraffe. He had asked Giraffe to have dinner with him, amazing, Giraffe had agreed. Emobirdman had taken her to the most romantic restraunt in the world, The Liver Frog Buffet. Giraffe had fixed herself a nice sized plate of Fish brained gizzard. At the same time, Emobirdman had fixed himself a big plate of Beef Brains. Sounds good eh? The waiter, Mr. Roottelehook (root-tele-hook) had served them some lizard waste to drink. He had said, "You can save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GICO, even a caveman named AFLAC can do it." Both, Giraffe and Emobirdman was amazed. They had not know such facts. Later on, at the restraunt, Giraffe had told Emobirdman that she had to use the bathroom. After she had came back, she told Emobirdman that she was constapaited. Emobirdman had desided to sing her a song, hopeing she would feel better. "Why do you have to go and get yourself so constapaited? I hear that noise and it makes me get frustrated. Life's like this, you grunt, you cry, I'm wondering why, why you got to make yourself so constapaited. NOooo Noooo Noo." That song had made Giraffe upset. She got up and took of running, leaving a big pile of smelly goo behind. Emobirdman had decided to run after her, falling face down on that goo. He got up and chased her, realizing what a huge mistake he had made singing that song. He finally caught up to her. By then, he was in tears himself. What he saw had made him want to run into his small, dark corner. What was standing there, in front of him was Giraffe, holding hands with Mr. Drango Chimpanziee. If you want to read more about this amazing story...you'll have to come back another day. I know, what a bummer...you'll get over it. See yah
My mind and I live in a different world from everyone else. My mind is amazing, I see and know amazing things that "normal" people don't. My finger nails are too long, they need to be trimmed. Betcha didn't know that. At school, I bearly speak.Reason to that is; I am always thinking , or I have way too much to say and I don't know how to say it, or I just don't feel like speaking. I need to brush my teeth and scrath away the flying monkey germs that invade my mouth. I bet the T's in the thingie can be made into a kite, then I can fly it and it can show me the world. Then Mr. Kite and I will get married and my name will be Kasandra Danae Kite. After that, I will have kite babies and they will fly into the world unknown. That kid's shirt says Stark on the back. Stark and Shark rhyme. There is an orchestra playing inside my stomach because my tummy is making music and funny noises. I got the chillie billies inside my soul. (goose bumps). Yes, I call goose bumps chillie billies, if you don't like it then leave my mind. Yesterday, I had 2 20 oz bottles of mountain dew, and when it was time for bed, I couldn't sleep. Well, I shall go now and conqure the world. Tune in next time for another day in the life of a random minded girl. See yah.
