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These r some stories(actually there's only 1 rite now!)
The Creation Of Marching Band
In the beginning there was nothing. On the first day (insert the story of creation). On the 8th day,God was tired of the boringness of life, so he decided to spice it up. Therefore, He decided to create a marching band. First He created the DRUMLINE. Once he heard them play, He covered His ears and ran. Unfortunately, He could not undo His creation. On the 9th day, He created the BRASS instruments. Thinking that this was the epitome(E-Pit-Uh-Me) of good music, He ordered them to play. Again, He ran screaming. On the 10th day, He created WOODWINDS. Fearing that He had done worse, He ordered them to play and sat cowering in a corner. He was surprised that they actually sounded OK (compared to the others!). On the eleventh day, He decided to put all of His musical creations together. Hearing them play, He decided someting was missing. On the 12th day he created the most superior life form in the marching band (and the rest of the) world...
COLORGUARD!
He said these are by far THE BEST!
(Again, I have to give Alissa credit for this one. Maybe she should publish a book or something!)