Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens-Jimi Hendrix

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
1. Indubitably
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
1. Specificity
2.Antidisestablishmentarianism
3. Loquacious
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are down right IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
4. Oh, no, I just couldn't
5. No one wants to hear me sing

when life hands you lemons, find someone who was handed vodka and have a party

borrow money from pessimists, they won't expect it back