"Hi welcome to our flat's site, click on my photograph if you want to fly.to? Help yourself to a complementory cup of tea (from your kettle) and a packet of digestives (from your drawer) and spend a while cruising our crap! Being in love with myself, having lived with Fungal for too long I have put my pic on hot or not - not doing too badly, although I am a handsome bugger!!!"
"With the labour government not making any changes to the university system, having funded the majority of my 4 years of study myself based on a very small Students loan, 2 overdrafts, 2 credit cards and a MASSIVE bank loan, I am not surprisingly sinking into financial ruin as I type. "Get a job" I hear you cry, I have had jobs throughout all of my vacations and during term time when permissible, and am only prevented from finding another by the small 20,000 MSc dissertation based on Rural Regeneration. Feel free to give generously to my personal fund on the link below, or if you are a Rural Regeneration expert get in touch. However, you must note it is a secure transfer and it will, no doubt, give you that warm happy feeling that you have provided a payment for some coal to don the hearth of a skint student and provide some warmth for him and his friends, at least until it burns out and the matches are all spent!"
"It is not a begging emither from the cousin of a Nigerian business man who has sent you asking for your contact/bank details in order to unfreeze an account with a vast fortune in. Nor is it a plea for a pledge for £2 a month to help the wounded badgers! It is a plea for whatever you feel compelled to give and to prevent me selling the remaining contents of our house!"
FEEL FREE TO EMAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND COLLEGUES:
IF YOU EMAIL IT TO TWO PEOPLE, YOU WILL NOT HAVE BAD LUCK;
IF YOU EMAIL IT TO TEN YOU WILL NOT BE BLESSED;
SEND IT TO YOUR WHOLE ADDRESS BOOK AND ADD YOUR NAME TO A LIST AFTER YOU HAVE DONATED A POUND AND IN A YEARS TIME I WILL BE HOPEFULLY IN MY OWN HOUSE AND PREPARING TO RETIRE-AT WHICH TIME I WILL EMAIL EVERYONE AND INVITE THEM TO A BIG SHINDIG TO CELEBRATE THE GENEROSITY OF MANKIND AND THE POWER OF THE INTERWEB;
ANYTHING OVER THIS AMOUNT WILL OF COURSE BE DONATED TO THE BADGERS AND THE COUSIN OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS MAN!
"Click on the picture of the Hub (computer learning type area at Uni) - to see the website I have created course Real Estate Management MSc"
