*****MY WIFE...AIN'T SHE A BEAUT'... ???

*SHE'S A LITTLE SHY AS RARE BEAUTIES OFTEN R...BUT U CAN TELL SHE IS REALLY TRYIN' TO BE FRIENDLY....APPRECIATE IT IF U DON'T BE SPANKIN' TEH MONKEE, WHILE U LOOK AT HER...OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER AND ME...THX DUDE**************************YEAH BRO, I FINALLY REALIZED THAT LUV WAS A TRIUMPH OF THE IMAGINATION AND LUST OVER THE INTELLECT, SO I GOT PRACTICAL**FINALLY*******GOT A LOW MAINTENANCE MODEL...SHE DON'T PUT ON AIRS, SPENDING ALL MY HARD EARNED BUCKS TRYIN' TO KEEP UP WITH OR IMPRESS GOD KNOWS WHOEVER*******SHE ACTS JUST LIKE SHE HAS GOOD SENSE...EVEN THOUGH I REALIZE THAT IT IS JUST AN ACT, CUZ SHE IS STILL FEMALE...SEEMS TO GET THE JOB DONE...SO FAR ANYWAY********I KEEP AN EYE ON HER JUST IN CASE...THAT WAY I CAN HEAD OFF TROUBLE EARLY********REMEMBER THIS, WOMEN WILL TRY TO CONFUSE U, THEN MAKE CHANGES...DO NOT ALLOW THIS..U R THE MAN*******IF THEY FIND THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT,THEY WILL COME UP WITH A LAME BRAINED SCHEME EVERY OTHER DAY AND MAKE UR LIFE HELL AND THEIRS AS WELL********DUDE RELATIONSHIPS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE AS MUCH AS WOMEN WOULD HAVE U BELIEVE THEY R...TRUST ME...WOMEN WANT TO KNO, WHO IS IN CHARGE*********ANOTHER THING U GOTTA REMEMBER WHEN DEALING WITH WOMEN...IN ANY GIVEN SITUATION GOOD OR BAD, WOMEN WILL CONSTANTLY EXAGGERATE...NOT SO MUCH THE EVENTS OF A SITUATION, BUT THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE EVENTS...THIS BORDERS ON LYING, BUT THEY WILL NEVER ADMIT IT OR C IT THAT WAY*********Y THEY DO THIS, I DO NOT KNO...MY THEORY IS THAT IT IS GENETIC...THEY HAVE A MORE EMOTIONAL,EXCITABLE STATE OF MIND...AND HAVE A GREAT NEED FOR ATTENTION...THEY R BORN THAT WAY********IN FACT I WOULD GO SO FAR AS TO SAY...THAT DUE TO THIS HABIT OF WOMEN...UR CHANCE OF GETTING A COMPLETELY OBJECTIVE, USEFUL ANALYSIS OF ANY GIVEN SITUATION FROM A WOMAN...IS ABOUT AS RARE AS ROCKING HORSE SHIT...JUST AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN, I'M AFRAID...THEREFORE U GOTTA ALWAYS TAKE WHAT WOMEN SAY WITH A GRAIN OF SALT*******THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MY CURRENT WIFE...BESIDE THE FACT SHE HAS ENORMOUS HOOTERS.... SHE KNOWS WHEN TO KEEP HER YAPPER SHUT....KEEPS THE FICTION AT A MINIMUM...DUDE, THAT IS PRICELESS*****

*****YEP, THESE R SUM OF MY FORMER WIVES...HAD TO SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY...THEY HAD MORE QUESTIONS, THAN ANSWERS, THEIR INCESSANT BABBLING WAS F'ING ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME ...TOTALLY SCREWING UP MY INNER PEACE, WHICH I COULD NOT ALLOW ...

*******************************I MEAN IT'S LIKE NO LESS THAN SOLOMON AND NAPOLEON BOTH SAID TO NEVER GIVE UR POWER TO WOMEN, SO FOR ME, BEING A PHILOSOPHICAL TYPE DUDE AS I AM, IT WAS A NO BRAINER.

******************************NAPOLEON ALSO SAID, THAT WOMEN R NOTHING BUT MACHINES FOR PRODUCING BABIES...DUDE, EVEN FOR ME, THAT WAS A BIT MUCH...NAPOLEON WAS CONSTANTLY CONCERNED WITH HIS TROOP'S COMBAT READINESS...WOMEN COULD HINDER THAT.

****************************SUMTIMES NAPOLEON WAS RIGHT...AS IN...THERE IS NO GREATER MISFORTUNE FOR A MAN THAN TO BE GOVERNED BY HIS WIFE, IN SUCH CASE HE IS NEITHER HIMSELF NOR HIS WIFE, HE IS A PERFECT NON-ENTITY.

**AS EVIDENCE OF WOMEN'S FAULTY LOGIC,ARISTOTLE SAID-STRANGE THAT THE VANITY THAT ACCOMPANIES BEAUTY,PERHAPS UNDERSTANDABLE,WHEN THERE IS SUCH GREAT BEAUTY. SHOULD PERSIST AFTER THAT BEAUTY IS GONE..SEEMS WOMEN MISS THE POWER, BEAUTY GAVE THEM.

**DAMN...I COULD USE A SMOKE...AFTER SEEING THESE BABES AGAIN...TO BAD THEY WOULD NOT TOE THE LINE...WOMEN JUST DON'T GET IT...IT'S LOGICAL THAT MAN IS THE DOMINATE FORCE ON THE PLANET...LOGICAL...WOMEN DETEST LOGIC CUZ IT DESTROYS THEIR ILLUSION..

IT'S LIKE MARK TWAIN SAID THOUGH...WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT WOMEN?..SCARCE, REAL SCARCE...LMAO SO TRU******I DO KNOW THIS,MEN HAVE MADE ALL THE INVENTIONS...MEN HAVE ALWAYS CAST THEIR EYE TO THE HORIZON AS TO WHAT MAY BE THERE,WHAT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE...MEN FIGHT ALL THE WARS THAT ALLOW WOMEN TO HAVE CHILDREN IN SAFETY******I AM HARD PRESSED TO UNDERSTAND Y WE EVEN ALLOW WOMEN TO HOLD HIGH ELECTIVE OFFICE AND POSSIBLY SEND MEN TO WAR WHEN THEY R INCAPABLE OF EFFECTIVELY FIGHTING THE SAME WAR THEMSELVES?...I MEAN FOR A WOMAN TO BE COMMANDER IN CHIEF IS LAUGHABLE...TRUST MY LIFE TO A WOMAN IN A COMBAT SITUATION?...GIVE ME A F'ING BREAK******HOW CAN U TAKE SERIOUSLY SUMONE WHO PAINTS THEIR FACE AND IS STILL FASCINATED WITH SHINY TRINKETS...JUST LIKE THE INDIANS WHO SOLD MANHATTEN ISLAND FOR 24 BUCKS CENTURIES AGO...LMAO....TO ME THAT IS DAMN UPSIDE DOWN LOGIC*******IF U FIND URSELF IN TROUBLE...LOOK AROUND...MOST LIKELY U WILL FIND A WOMAN INVOLVED...WOMEN WILL TAKE A NORMAL, PEACEFUL SITUATION...CREATE A PROBLEM WHERE THERE WAS NONE...THEN SOLVE IT..AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CLAIM THAT THEY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SUMTHING SIGNIFICANT... WHEN ALL THEY REALLY DID IS CAUSE A HELL OF ALOT OF UNECESSARY TROUBLE ..LIKE I SAID UPSIDE DOWN LOGIC*******UNLIKE WOMEN, MEN WILL USUALLY NOT BOTHER WITH SUMTHING OR SOMEONE UNLESS IT IS BOTHERING THEM AND ALSO NOT TRY TO FIX SUMTHING UNLESS IT IS BROKEN******IF U TRY TO UNDERSTAND A WOMAN'S LOGIC, DON'T BOTHER, U WOULD HAVE MORE SUCCESS FIGURING OUT THE SQUARE ROOT OF FUCK ALL... GOOD LUCK...Y IS THIS...CUZ OBVIOUSLY U R LOOKING FOR LOGIC THAT JUST DOES NOT EXIST******AS PROOF OF WHAT I HAVE SAID...A WOMAN WHO READS THIS PAGE, IF SHE COULD GET THRU IT...AS WOMEN USUALLY IGNORE WHAT THEY DISAGREE WITH....ANYWAY A WOMEN WOULD CONCLUDE THAT I AM BITTER OR DISLIKE WOMEN..POINT PROVED...UPSIDE DOWN LOGIC....I AM JUST BEING REALISTIC*******WOMEN GO THRU LIFE AS IF IN A DREAM...THEY LOLIGAG...ONCE IN A WHILE THEIR DREAMS COME TRU AND THEY CONSIDER THIS SUCCESS...MEN ON THE OTHER HAND R REALISTIC AND GRIND IT OUT DAY TO DAY GETTING HARD WORK DONE...MEN DO THE NUTS AND BOLTS OF LIFE...KEEP THE MACHINES RUNNING*******LEFT TO WOMEN...WE WOULD STILL LIVE IN CAVES...Y?...IT WAS SAFE, WARM AND A GOOD PLACE TO RAISE KIDS...RAISING AND NUTURING KIDS IS WHAT WOMEN EXCEL AT...THIS IS NOT MY OPINION, JUST A RESULT OF THE EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS...MANY, MANY YEARS OF REPETITION AS ARE WOMEN'S OTHER BEHAVIOURS********I DO READILY ADMIT, ALTHOUGH, THAT WOMEN HAVE ENORMOUS HEARTS WHICH R A GREAT MUCH NEEDED FORCE FOR GOOD IN THIS WORLD...WITHOUT THEM THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH SADDER,DISMAL PLACE********HAVING SAID THAT,THE FACT STILL REMAINS THAT UNFORTUNATELY WOMEN WOULD PREFER A MORE 'GENDER NEUTRAL' WORLD....WHAT THEY FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT IN THE WORLD AT LARGE, THERE R QUITE A FEW SOCIETIES... WHERE THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN*******THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE...BIG BAD DUDES IN THE WORLD...WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE IN THE WORLD.....AND IT WILL...BIG BAD DUDES WILL BE NEEDED TO HANDLE THE TROUBLE*******IF WOMEN IN THE USA HAD THEIR WAY , ALL WE WOULD HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE TROUBLE ...WOULD BE SUM GENDER NEUTRAL GHEY BOYS TRYIN' TO EMPATHIZE WITH THE SITUATION...WHEN WHAT WOULD BE NEEDED IS TO OPEN UP A SIX-PACK OF WHUPASS....PRONTO*****DAMN SHAME IS WE WILL BE DONE FOR*******WOMEN NEED TO QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE HUMAN NATURE AND REALIZE THAT SUM CHARACTER TRAITS R INGRAINED FOR A REASON********FOR EXAMPLE....MEN R HARDWIRED TO SALIVATE LIKE PAVLOV'S DOG WHEN THEY C A BABE...AND WOMEN R HARDWIRED TO PRESERVE THE SPECIES...PERHAPS THE GREATEST INTELLIGENCE OF ALL...I DON'T KNOW...LMAO********IT'S A MOOT POINT AND SO IT WILL REMAIN*******TRUST ME THOSE TRAITS R HARDWIRED FOR A REASON...EVER HEAR THE OLD EXPRESSION...DON'T TRY AND FOOL WITH MOTHER NATURE..IT IS AN OLD EXPRESSION FOR A REASON....IT'S F'ING TRU*******WHEN WOMEN HAVE FINALLY SCREWED AROUND LONG ENOUGH AND SUCCEEDED IN F'ING THE TRU NATURE OF THINGS UP BAD ENOUGH...EVEN GOD IN HEAVEN WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SET IT RIGHT ********WHEN THIS HAPPENS WOMEN WILL RUN TO MEN AND SAY 'FIX IT'*****LMAO...IT WILL BE TOO DAMN LATE**********DAMN!!!! WTF AM I LAUGHING ABOUT?*********