6/26/04

Well, first off, i would just like to say that due to a massive response, our friend Jon, here, will be a permanent addition to the homepage. and second, the site is currently at #48 on thefunnypapers.com, and as i promised, the new wallpaper has its own link on the left. you might need to stretch it to make it cover the entire desktop, but dont worry, the quality remains the same.

"Reviewed by Jon on 06/10/04 Awfull
(I rated it 1/10)Under the annoying midi and terrible layout, I was hoping for a ghood comic. Unfortunatly it's an awfull comic, and not funny in the slightest. It's not even well made.Now stop making your friends vote for this, because nobody with half a brain would."

First, i would just like to say, that NO ONE is being forced to vote for my site, in fact, ive told very few people about it, so obviously, SOMEONE out there thinks my comic is worthy of its current ranking of 69 (haha, ironic, eh?). Now, see here Jon, have you any constructive criticism for my website, my e-mail is always at the bottom of my homepage, so if you would like to criticize, write me there instead of posting puerile, sophomoric, and utterly gratuitous reviews on the toplist websites, or if, seeing as you think me and the people i know have less than half a brain, you would prefer to discuss our mental capacities, i will be glad to engage in such a debate, however, i feel that this would be superfluous, and would only further exacerbate your anger as i am sure that my intelligence far exceeds your own. so please if you wish to offer some advice regarding my webcomic, please do so by using the proper communication methods (my e-mail, or my AIM screen name which would be QuickXilver06). Also, if you're going to tell me that i have less than half a brain, then please use the proper spelling and grammar. The spelling of the word "good" was atrocious. and "Not funny in the slightest"? who says that? oh,  right, someone with an extremely small penis, and an extremely loose anus. so please next time, do it right. Thank you.

but anyways, if you glance to your immediate left, the voting link is still is still there... in big bold letters... That say: "VOTE FOR ME HERE!". so get around to it, because i just might reward the people with a (not so) new 20XX wallpaper! (actually, i made it this winter and hoarded it for my own desktop). but hey, if my ratings get high enough, it'll show up in a later update (high enough, as in above 50 for a few days). SO GET TO IT! THE MORE VOTES I GET, THE MORE COMICS I MAKE! HELP THE ODDESSY CONTINUE!

-Jake

jake_0217@hotmail.com